Thread 520633983

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South Park - Jewish
Family Guy - Goyish

Portugal - Jewish
Spain - Goyish

Trader Joes' - Jewish
Wholefoods - Goyish

Owls - Jewish
Sparrows - Goyish

CIA - Jewish
FBI - Goyish

New York City - Jewish
Los Angeles - Goyish

Mayo - Jewish
Ketchup - Goyish

Baseball - Jewish
Soccer - Goyish

Protestantism - Jewish
Catholicism - Goyish

Toilet paper - Jewish
Bidets - Goyish

Comics - Jewish
Manga - Goyish

Universal Studios - Jewish
Disneyland - Goyish

>>520633983 (OP)
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Spend some time outside and touch grass please. Try not to think about Jews while you do it.

>>520633983 (OP)
Only English mustard matters. Also, who the fuck eats mustard out of a bottle lmao

jews - jewish
goys - goyish

>>520633983 (OP)
>Disneyland
>goyish
C'mon man that's probably the jewest thing on your list

>>520633983 (OP)
mayo > ketchup
south park > family guy
and graphic novels are better than both comics and manga

>>520634116
It's to put your penis into

>>520633983 (OP)
Me - jewish
OP - goyish

Now get out.

>>520633983 (OP)
Damn it, I didn't know Gulden's was jewish mustard. Now I can't buy it anymore.

>>520633983 (OP)
>we promise
Kek. It's so goyim coded in every way. Pure humiliation ritual.

>>520633983 (OP)
yashiva: Jewish
Public school: goyish

Bagels: Jewish
Doughnuts: goyish

Ugly: Jewish
Beautiful: goyish

Please stop pretending that jews know anything about luxury, class or good living, theyre a group of literal inbred gypsy criminals from poland with only toilet humor, peasant food, shitty fiddle music and a gay crumbling wall to their name.

Building a child sex dungeon under a synagogue : jewish
Building a child sex dungeon underneath a pizza parlor : goyish

>>520633983 (OP)
OP Jewish
Me Goyish

MUSTARD OOOOOOOOO MUSTARD THE GOOOOYYYIIM EAT MUSTARD
BEEP BOOP AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ITS ROBOT AAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>520633983 (OP)
>Family Guy - Goyish
Alex Borstein who voices Lois is literally a jew

>>520634252
it wasn't always that way

The only one that mattters is:
Cut - jewish
Uncut - goyish

>>520635920
True.

A1 Sauce
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I4Rm5oTIGu4
It's as British as apple pie

>>520633983 (OP)
Trader Joe’s was bought a long time ago by 2 bothers who served in the Wehrmacht

>>520634369
It’s hard to find non-kosher mustard. French producers tend to do their own thing so that’s a good place to start. I strongly avoid kosher/halal meat, other stuff is less important but simply prefer to buy straight goyim options when available.

>>520634620
Kek.

>>520634076
I read all of this

>>520636544
>willingly eating goy feed instead of kosher
?

>>520633983 (OP)
Gayest post award goes to you, faganon.

Tesco's supermarkets has an aisle specifically for food during Ramadan. Their clothing subsidiary F&F has branches in Saudi Arabia.
...and now for the punchline: Tesco's was founded by Jack Cohen.

>>520633983 (OP)
You’re a massive fucking faggot and you could NOT be Australian

>>520636446
Not a fan of the stuff desu. Too sweet for me.

>>520633983 (OP)
>Implying either of those could be mistaken for actual mustard
M8 it's not even dijon tier

this thread - jewish
putting sage in all fields - goyish

>>520633983 (OP)
consuming adrenochrome - Jewish
"donating" adrenochrome - Goyish

America - Jewish
Britain - Atheist
Yes, in Parliamentary history there has never been a Prime Minister who isn't religious since the elections on 4th July last year

>>520633983 (OP)
The "goyish" has a kosher mark on the bottom right side next to GLUTEN FREE
>>520639694
Once again there is a Kosher mark on the bottom right side.

Kosher means no meat/dairy mix. Most non animal products are Kosher by default. They got a old rabbi to walk through the mustard facility to verify there was no bugs or mixing of milk/meat in production and thats it.

>>520634452
Homosexual-jewish
Straight-goyish

3-jewish
16 >17 -goyish

Satanic-jewish
Christ is king- goyish

Jewish

>>520634832
https://youtu.be/sQTMfQNeVq8?t=333

Goyish

Jewish**

>>520633983 (OP)
Heaven - whiteish
Hell - jewish

Inventions - whitish
Theft - jewish

Honesty - whitish
Lies - jewish

Goyish ( freemason dogs gotta make that distinction)
Still goyish we'll take the L

Freud-jewish subverter
Yung- goyish genius

>Jewish
(You)
>Goyish
Also (You)

>>520634116
Fuck I hate bongs

I want green-dyed Gul'dans mustard

>>520640803
Jesus - As much a Red Sea Pedestrian as Brian
Christains - Jewish

>>520633983 (OP)
Most of the Jewish stuff is objectively better

>>520634076
Could have just told us you're gay without typing so much

>>520633983 (OP)
>Protestantism - Jewish
>Catholicism - Goyish
The Catholic Church is the single most Jewish institution on the planet.

>>520634076
>reddit
Not reading any of that shit

>>520633983 (OP)
I just don't like brown mustard. Yellow mustard has a cleaner taste and I don't care who knows it.

Stains like a motherfucker though.

>>520641917
Lemme fix that for ya
Goyish

>>520633983 (OP)
The Irish town against the welsh, is ethical.

>>520642001
>>520641917
Your flags
Jewish or jeetish

Beverly Hills- Jewish
Malibu - Goyish

Palestinian Genocide - Jewish
Native American Genocide - Goyish

>>520634076
fpbp

>>520633983 (OP)
Right has a kosher mark. Left does not.

Louie Smalls- Jewish
Shane Diesel - Goyish

>>520640719
>They got a old rabbi to walk through the mustard facility to verify there was no bugs or mixing of milk/meat in production and thats it.
They pay several million dollars every year for a rabbi to "inspect" and allow them to add the trademarked kosher marking.

Aardvarks - Jewish
Pugs- Goyish

White Collar Crime - Jewish
Black-on-Black violence - goyish

>>520642435
indeed (and that's a good thing)
protestants were strangling jews with their bare hands, for like a few hundred years

>>520633983 (OP)
Hamburgers - Jewish
Hotdogs - The goys

>>520644726
>Aardvarks - Jewish
that's the first word in the dictionary, you can't have that!

Bugsy Siegel - Jewish
Al Capone - Goy

>>520644783
Fuck you
Lost
My sides

Luna Lovegood - Jewish
Hermoine Grainger - Goyish

Delicatessen- Jewish
Diner - Goyish

>>520633983 (OP)
What does picrel make me?

>>520647450
That looks amazing on a hotdog
Mike tyson- goyish
.............no such thing as a good jewish fighter - jewish

Mercedes-goyish
__________-jewish

Harvey Kerman- Jewish
Tim Conway - Goyish

>>520647450
>Dijon
>jews came in 1200, expelled in 1400
>in the middle of the french revolution they moved back en-masse from neighboring german regions (what a coincidence!)
dunno anon, but either way, a prisoner of the french revolution

>>520647450
Uncircumcised

Challah - Jewish
Wonder Bread - Goyish

>>520634116
shut the fuck up you little bitch

>>520636544
does anyone still make pork hotdogs without cheap chicken/turkey scraps in them?
every "decent" hot dog I can find is kike beef shit

>>520647984
This. I pay like $6 a jar to order this shit online but it's worth it. There is nothing better.

Cum home white Man

>>520648763
>just put it on the shelf alongside the peanut butter bro

>>520648060
Hoffman’s. Doesn’t Oscar Meyer also has a 100% pork hot dog as part of their Jumbo hot dog line

>>520649058
The best hotdogs are Nathan's. Everyone knows this.

>>520633983 (OP)
>Portugal - Jewish
Portubros... Not like this...

>>520634116
Shut the fuck you little bitch

>>520649242
This , and this >>520647450 now if i can find some good hotdog buns that don't have 6 gorillion substances in them to make em more puffy or whatever the fuck
Some jalapenos and maybe some ketchup?

>>520633983 (OP)
>spicy
>brown
>yellow

no thanks.

>>520633983 (OP)
OP - faggish

>>520633983 (OP)
jews didnt invent ground mustard you fuckin retard