Thread 520643097

Humiliation ritual.

Who had the idea to begin with? It's not like there was a ton of discarded caps lying around. Do something about cigarette butts instead because smokers, being the cancerous lot that they are, toss those fuckers everywhere.

>>520643097 (OP)
Just pull the cap completely off. Why leave it barely hanging on

>>520643207
>due to e cigs, cigarette butts now contain a tiny metal sheet so instead of just rotting away they leave a tiny razor blade everywhere
kek

>>520643577
i dont get it. why would they need to put metal into the cigarretes?

>>520643207
shut yo bitch ass up

>>520643207
Creating solutions for problems that don't exist is one of the oldest ways to make money. Ask yourself who profits off a cap that can't be fully taken off

>>520643207
My friend who drives a car thinks it's a good change. I think it was a change by carfags and for carfags, ignoring the rest of us

>>520643207
it comes from a study of Europe's beaches that says that bottle caps are the dominant litter found there and just there, which was then extrapolated to encompass the entire continental mass, and you're now forced to deal with this humiliation ritual at home because the bottle that you bought might've accidentally been bought by a tourist at some beach who had like a 2% chance of throwing out the cap on the beach itself

and then comes the bad goy question which is conveniently never actually brought up - then why isn't the cap simply biodegradable without having to trigger everyone? And the answer is because it is not about the environment but rather that you're supposed to be triggered and put in a discomfort where you realize that a mad king is allowed to impose his cruel schizophrenia on you. It is psychological in nature. You're being buck broken.

biodegradable threaded caps, +0.02 cents premium per bottle and the issue is resolved fully
https://www.alibaba.com/product-detail/Child-Resistant-Ribbed-Embossed-Continuous-Thread_1601571742875.html

It hurts more than you think
Also when you poor into a glass the cap pops back on...

>>520643686
To heat it.

>>520643097 (OP)
I just tear that shit right off.

just rip it off dumbfuck

>>520643097 (OP)
Just tear them off and make sure to put the bottle and cap in the bin separately to prove a point.

>>520645095
Retard. Just twist it so one of the strands rip so you can easily drink but you don't have to hold the cap separately.

>>520645095
Hold the bottle, fucking retard

>>520643097 (OP)
It might seem a bit retarded at first, but I've warmed up to this style of cap.
The main reason is, I like to sip when I'm driving.
I'm already driving manual so opening and closing the bottle using one hand is way easier when the cap desn't fall out.