>>520645279 (OP)
>Turn on Fox News
>Segment on yesterday's NYC election
>"Alan your thoughts," says the lecherous blonde, her sexy long legs lit from below the camera angel showing them off predominantly.
>"Hold on one second I need to get something," says Alan.
>Our host freezes for a second this wasn't a part of the mockup for this interview she thinks to herself.
>As she drums up a statement to say to the audience, he returns in frame to camera sweating nervous.
>With a laugh she asks what did you need to get?
>Alan quickly picks up a loaded pistol and then proceeds to shoot himself in the head.
>Blood gushes everywhere in a crimson tide that should have been election night 2025.
>Our seductress lets out a loud shriek as the camera goes to back.
>A second later a cut to commercial.
It all returns to nothing.