Thread 520692303

>Criminal network behind UK mini-marts enables migrants to work illegally - BBC investigation
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0mx99ple17o
>Labour set to hit middle class earners with £60BILLION tax bomb to plug Budget gaps, top economists predict... amid fears Rachel Reeves could send Britain into a fiscal 'doom loop'
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15259339/Labour-hit-middle-class-earners-60BILLION-tax-Budget.html
>Train line swarmed by police as trespasser 'with weapon' sparks rush hour travel chaos
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2129975/train-line-police-trespasser-greater-anglia-services
>David Lammy to stand in at PMQs while Starmer is at Cop30
https://www.telegraph.co.uk/politics/2025/11/05/politics-latest-starmer-lammy-pmqs-commons-tories-tax/
>Fixing Britain’s worklessness crisis will cost employers £6bn a year, report says
https://www.theguardian.com/business/2025/nov/05/fixing-britains-worklessness-crisis-will-cost-employers-6bn-a-year-report-says
>HMRC worker ordered to pay £20,000 after refusing to return to office after lockdown
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/hmrc-worker-lockdown-tribunal-b2858889.html
>'Human errors' led to grooming gang cases being dropped, review finds amid huge NCA investigation
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/politics/grooming-gang-cases-investigation-met-police-operation-beaconport-b1256497.html
>M&S profits plunge by more than half after cyber-attack
https://www.itv.com/news/2025-11-05/m-and-s-profits-plunge-by-more-than-half-after-cyber-attack

sick of it

WITCH

>>520692373
>>520692303 (OP)
Reject goyslop. Reject Bovaer.

https://xcancel.com/RidgeandFrost/status/1985986197336780835#m
> Is Zack Polanski the UK's Zohran Mamdani?
>The Green Party leader says he aims to have the same "relentless focus" as the new mayor-elect
This is going to be the boring line, and it's clearly wrong but nobody will be allowed to speak publicly about why

>>520692373
Hope my bennies go up lol

>>520692373
What do you even need £46k for? Nothing you spend it on is going to be as productive as what the government could do with it. All you need is some food and a cot to sleep in.

People with certain physiognomies and characteristics should pay more taxes than others

>>520692489
Why are they asking who is our Zhoran? He's the US'es Sadiq Khan. Voted in purely by the ethnic bloc.

>>520692303 (OP)
escorts, cocaine and captain Morgan's with a side of OLIVES

>>520692451
already on it lad

new thread new me

quietly and respectfully 'i love asian fanny'

>>520692595
Nah, Khan is clearly from the previous generation and more beholden to the zionist foreign policy directives

>>520692506
Soon enough this whole country is going to be a sea of timmies in pyjamas and adult nappies talking about their excellent glasses whilst watching Sky sport and eating pre-packaged sandwich, cups of tea from a spacker beaker and biscuits

>>520692656
Same old posts tho

>>520692359
>don't really fancy it
this aversion to a-splurgin' is why you're a-virgin'

> old dog
> new tricks

Fk jews and niggers

>>520692373
Sounds like she's planning on putting the higher rate up to 45% from 40%.

Honestly I'll be kind of impressed if she's got the balls to try it.

>>520692733
she has tits
and she has boobs
and she has

a gun

awesome

What makes an eldery nonce ring want to shit up a right wing general? Got to be some kind of grass deal right?

>>520692733
>shoots you by "accident"

when the sweaty walls are banging i don't fuck with family planning

>>520692733
Where does the bullet go? Does it just stay up there?

The judges of the British justice system all have names and addresses

>>520692965
better than if the sweaty balls were wanging

Selling whetstones to roadmen. Going to be hood rich. Suck one Idris.

>>520692980
it goes into space

>>520692980
straight up abdul's hairy arse

>>520692965
this shit is actually insane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uJgZggr9ZRI

>>520693142
Kino, the guitar player is in The Cure now iirc. Cracking new album by them.

>>520693295
We still own the mutts

>>520693415
The nazis probably wouldn't sodomise their prisoners with metal rods, true.

>>520692644
Based

>>520693415
they always allude to these nazi atrocities, but can we have an actual agreed set of facts? Is that too much to ask?

>>520693415
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjIvu7e6Wq8

https://www.examinerlive.co.uk/news/west-yorkshire-news/kirklees-man-charged-after-allegedly-32820329
>Kirklees man charged after allegedly planning to join so-called Islamic State
Add it to the list?

They just cycling through their larps now? Seen a lot of repeats lately.

just don't get a tranny escort because it doesn't count as losing your virginity

Boyz
I no longer want them deported

>>520693922
What's the plan now then?

>>520693909
it does if he gets his bussy blown out

>>520694045
nope, doesn't count

>>520694112
They used to extract semen from the men and eggs from the women, combine them and then MURDER the embryo to get the numbers up to impress the Fuhrer.

just found out i'm a virgin

https://xcancel.com/PeteWishart/status/1986138717967557093#m
>Excellent take from STV. X still hasn't taken the remark from Grok down. AI should be a resource for us all. It should not behave like a troll seeking to defame.
ongoing melty

>>520692373
>higher earners
>£46K
This is how socialism destroys nations

>>520692451
Rare English W

Bike Nonce
Bike Nonce
Whatcha gonna do?
Whatcha gonna do?
When Joey comes for you!

>>520694335
just get a good bottle of liquor, half a gram of charlie and a good female escort and really go for it laddie

>>520694376
Why doesn't he just prove grok wrong by pointing out what he did to expose and stop the rape gangs?

>>520694335
Better than finding out you thought you were but had forgotten about that one time in the showers after football.

>>520693922
something about digital IDs, bame stats included

>>520694671
nope, sodomy doesn't count. all's well that ends well.

>>520694635
>elon musks jet is why my nan can't get an nhs appointment
>jeff bezos yacht is why there are no homes

astral projecting to reading festival 1992

>>520694635

>ACKSHUALEE IT'S THE BILLIONAIRES, YOU SILLY LITTLE PLEB
>b-but not the millionaires like me with my nice house in the Cotswolds, please don't send the migrants here, think of my house price!

https://xcancel.com/CourtNewsUK/status/1986064658516836383#m
>Probation officer ‘found jailhouse love’
brehs

If they're not letting out they're noshing them off.

>>520695194
i'd coom in her vag

wypipo be like: moon don go super beaver

>>520695194
https://courtnewsuk.co.uk/probation-officer-found-jailhous-love/

>>520694459
> saddle sniffer

>>520694883
>he likes it
>he isn't going to crack
lol
lmao, even

gf called my dad on speaker phone i was like h dad hows it going mate

>>520693658
Yet another convert being scammed by pakis, must be an absolute mongo since everyone I know won't even buy second hand cars from them.

That vagina is queefing a lot. What's that all about, eh?
Initials are M R
That's M R, she fanny farts a lot doesn't she?

>>520694335
mad

>>520694635
>the people who agree with me on every position and fund every aspect of my political stance are the problem, not explicitly malevolent foreign savages!

>>520695224
Men's prisons shouldn't have female guards at all.

>>520695526
But then how would the men get sex?

>>520695194
>>520695224
More mudsharks I presume?
Strangely I’m one of the few who can actually see this. Everyone else on pol will tell you this doesn’t happen.

>>520695250
You’d get a nigger disease from her.

>>520694635
>muzzie on probably stolen eBike on the left
>2 "barber shops" on the right

And these people want you to not notice this deprivation and cry about "billionaires" instead

>>520695577
Sex is a privilege, not a right.

>>520695577
he's right
the only way I've ever been able to convince women to sleep with me is by committing CRIME

>>520695644
Success is no accident. It is hard work, perseverance, learning, studying, sacrifice and most of all, love of what you are doing or learning to do.
- Thomas Edison

dont fw cauldron lads, I followed him on X earlier and he didnt give me a follow back

>>520695615
I think its the same bird.
It doesn't say who the suckee was.

>>520695615
I mean, it's statistically likely with the racial distribution in prison

Mega Badger Moon

>>520695706
These women apply for jobs in places they can find men, knowing full well they risk years in prison yet still have sex with them.
Doesn't sound like a privilege to me. These women are working their arses off at the expense of their own liberty just to get some.

>>520695821
are you charles if you are i just followed you

That lass who led france in battle wants to swap her metal clothes
That's J A
Seems like her her sexy metal pants don't fit her. What's that all about, eh?
J A

>>520695914
whats his @ i'll follow him too

>>520695821
I will not follow that

>>520692506
>What do you even need £46k for?
You don't take home all of that 46k. And a 46k salary isn't a lot nowadays if you have kids. Which you should. If you're English.

>>520695914
thanks lad, I take back what I said

>>520695959
corr
he's fuzzy

>>520695821
Charlie

>>520695990
Charles7cw

>>520695767
You’re a fucking blight.

>>520695412
https://youtu.be/rwldj5e9NaQ
Tradcath LARP Black Metal goes hard
https://youtu.be/rwldj5e9NaQ

>>520696031
err how do you know my first name

Why do British people think it's cool to be poor and dumb and shit at mathematics?

>>520695835
>>520695899
It usually is.
I fucking hate white women.

>>520695990
ill follow back lad

>>520696135
I would prefer to poo in a loo

>>520695821
I need to know if he's in the namefag paedo ring or not, if he is an actual nonce and not just a fellow drunk I'll stop giving him attention. I always thought the yellow fever shit was just a quirk.

Cooking my stew

another blow to big lads everywhere
at this rate they'll go extinct
nobody sticks up for the big lads.

>>520694635
i blame the migrant billionaires

>>520695988
Ayup cocker ar thi guwin

>>520696338
>brits can't afford eggs
creasing

Migrant on ITV News bleating that the hotel he's living in isn't good enough.

FUCK OFF HOME THEN

>>520692303 (OP)
>>520692416
Has there been any follow up on the worlds worst parents?

>>520696292
he's a narcissist and makes every post about him

>>520696411
fr?

https://xcancel.com/KeithWoodsYT/status/1985444257809780910#m
>Former Conservative minister Michael Gove says the best way to judge the worth of a society is to look at how well Jews are doing.
>This kind of obsession this generation of White people have with Jews is just totally insane.
lol, Rory and Campbell are actually correct here

>>520694459
Who’s bike nonce?

>>520696534
the absolute disgust on rorys face was so fucking funny

>>520696338
They'll ban pork before the next election.

>>520696411
just saw it, then they get some useful white idiot to agree with em

>>520696418
He got punched for being a Nazi recently.

>>520696411
Fucking cunt

>>520696568
>https://news.sky.com/story/jeremy-vine-tells-jury-he-felt-wickedly-torn-down-by-joey-barton-posts-13464462

>>520692303 (OP)

Where the British always this irreverent?

I mean I thought you achieved your FORMER status because you were serious about Life.

https://www.reddit.com/r/brum/comments/1op16hu/whats_with_all_the_bright_flashing_led/

I like how, when even the BBC is exposing Kurdish "mini-marts" for money laundering, expressing the slightest suspicion of them on Reddit will have the mods lock your thread for "disinformation" and "racism"

>>520696623
Yep.
Then get a mixed race family to say they're fearing racism.
It's all so fucking tiresome.

>>520696692
it is only through thorough disinterest that anything of note gets achieved

followed lads x

I want a pretty gf

>>520696411

heh

He's a quick one

I bet most of them need to be there at least a year before they realise standards aren't as high as what made them dream of being "British"

>>520696622
No. They might try. But no.

>>520696534
It’s so sad that we are all basically secondary characters in our own lives, because humanity’s parasites are the only ones who count.

Although gove makes a point he doesn’t mean to make; the kikes are so repulsive that any society that has any strength and common sense yeets them out as soon as it can, so if you want to live in a repulsive, permissive cesspit of immorality so as to hide your own misdeeds, look for a place that tolerates the kikes, if it’s willing to host them then they won’t even notice if you’re a fart sniffing pervert.

>>520696780
Cheap lights? They actually don't want any customers because it fucks up their laundering?

>>520696780
>stacks of bottled water out the front
Anything outside is free. Help yourself.

>>520696780
"mini-marts"
at what point do we also have to start calling them "bodegas"

>>520696877
munters are better

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fxUY-99TPRY&li

>>520696877
she'll have to be under 20 then
>>520696787
it's so fucking obvious it hurts. even my mum rages at it

Let's have a little sing-song, lads. I'll start us off.
I am a real American. fight for the right of every man
I am real American.
fight for the right.
fight for what's right.

>>520696686
Vine is a nonce.

>>520696898
I think you'll like this little clip
https://xcancel.com/infolibnews/status/1985530806329053235#m
>Rep. Randy Fine: "Jews have been kicked out of every country we've ever lived—and it's never been our own fault."

>>520696978
kek

>>520696692
How could the UK be relevant today?

>>520696338
in ten years an egg will be a valuable foodstuff. Probably be an hours wage for one. We are a food importer with an absolutely horrific and worsening account balance. It's not hard to imagine famines if the pound crashed.

>>520696978
Do do do do dododo dooooooooo

I swear the vaccines were a program to create a subservient and self dissolving populace but it only worked on near 70% of the pop. These people cannot think critically about their own survival. It just doesn't make any sense anons...

>>520696451
https://youtu.be/tejn24_7F5w
Pete knows best.

>>520696937
Makes me seethe so fucking much.

>>520697143
Being caught owning a chicken would be punishable by death.

>>520697009
Many are saying this because even if he isn't he absolutely fucking is

https://xcancel.com/itvnews/status/1985737797060198842#m
>Exclusive: British man arrested in UK over alleged Hamas terror plot
fucking lol

>>520696920

They have all the water for the BAMES who don't trust tap water

>>520697375
As British as you and me

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c0jdvzdww35o

>He said: "It was a case of fight or flight, and I just powered away as quick as I could, also taking him with [me]."

british people are so fucking based it's actually unreal, just some random fat spastic

>>520697375

A lot of the "Palestinian students" in the UK that got scholarships have links to Hamas

>>520697143
Reminder the farmers have to pay an inheritance tax so gradually the farms will shrink in size as they are forced to hand over a massive 'windfall' tax every time a farmer kicks the bucket and potentially have to give up the job entirely or go to a sensible country that isn't run by socialist retards that want to kill all the animals, destroy the farmland and put solar panels & wind farms that are inaccessible to you or me due to the risk of potential terrorism, just go live in the 15 minute surveillance city with alarms going off constantly to remind you of mandatory shit you couldn't care less about.

man that future sure does sound good, let's delay that as long as possible.

>>520697331
chickens don't produce eggs
eggs produce chickens, retard

>>520697375
Those replies.

>>520697505
The donut of determination is the best bit. Shame the police got him first.

If i was going to go mental and stab people i wouldn't do it in britain every cunt is switched on

Like the Scythian police force of ancient Athens so too should modern Britain have an entirely Algerian security personnel system, for trains at the very least.

>>520697532
Nonsense. I've never cracked an egg and seen a chicken fall out.

>>520697697
who watches the watchman who stole all de watches?

>>520697532
Winston accidentally released from room 101 as prison officers too busy shagging inmates to double check his paperwork

cauldron labubu is the new wigger starmer

>>520697518
In the modern day, the global elite have the collective power and influence to create any utopia they want. And they are choosing the most perverse and inhuman dystopia they can possibly come up, a combination of numerous fictional dystopias while being worse.

>>520697681
Id do it in Westminster

>>520697757
it's all a load of bullshit
if you buy a chicken, all you're going to have, is a chicken, that makes more chickens

not worth the hassle if you asked me
definitely not getting eggs from it

I think part of every man in britain longs for the opportunity to raise the black flag and start killing cunts

Ah fuck I’ve got me parcels mixed up again. Accidentally sent my Nan the letter complaining about the budget and sent Rachel Reeves the parcel bomb I made in my shed

Just saw the prettiest girl in HR, can't stop thinking about her. She has really nice eyes

>>520697328
I've been listening to Grace/Wastelands again but it's not suitable for posting here since it's pure hangover existential music.

Cheddar. Man.

>>520697934
I preferred the book to the film. Julia was much sexier in my imagination.

>>520698084
in arcady life trips along pure and simple as a shepherds song

>BREAKING: Jeremy Vine has died aged 60, it has been announced.

>His brother Tim Vine confirmed the news in a statement earlier.

>The presenter was struck by a lorry in a collision earlier this evening and was rushed to hospital, but was pronounced dead upon arrival. A 52-year-old man was arrested at the scene and remains in custody.

>>520698103
The casting call for the film must’ve been
>are YOU inbred looking and bogged? Come to the film studio Tuesday I’ve got a job for ya

>>520696625
>you are unauthorised to be here parasite

>>520697532
Hen fruit

>>520698142
He was riding his bike like a nonce and Frenchman Boey Jartón hit him with his truck before fleeing back to Marseille

>>520698087
Cheese was originally invented in ancient Mesopotamia.

been getting mad erections today

>>520698103
Room 101 has a sort of ineffable quality to it, which lent to its reputation, and seeing it in its raw form tore more mystique away than it didn't
I prefer the way Brazil by Terry Gilliam did those same things, you know, and Brazil was very obviously a satire very grounded in the aesthetic of that movie
I just watched the 1984 Nineteen Eighty-Four and it was like, too literal?

great looking movie though isn't it, Julia is like all armpits down there, damn

Haven't updated to wankdows11 yet

‘We moved to Spain from UK – but now we’re back. The dream became a nightmare’

>Don’t give up everything to live there – try it first, warns family who moved to Costa del Sol – and found it wasn’t all it was cracked up to be

https://inews.co.uk/news/moved-spain-uk-back-dream-nightmare-3168687

DON'T MOVE TO SPAIN!

>>520698278
I haven’t had a boner that hasn’t been induced by porn in years

>>520692980
some poor kid a few houses down gets it in the forehead

>>520697331
>Being caught owning a chicken would be punishable by death.

you say this as a joke, but the groundwork and law is already there

>If you keep even one chicken, duck, pigeon, goose or bird of prey in your backyard, a new law in England and Wales means you must register them with the Animal and Plant Health Agency (APHA) before 1 October 2024. And if you live in Scotland you have until 1 December 2024 to register your birds, or you’ll be breaking the law.

https://www.countryfile.com/animals/poultry/do-you-keep-chickens-in-your-back-garden-register-them-now-or-break-the-law

>>520698142
>HE'S A NONCE FOR BIKES
>HE'S A BIKE NONCE
>[the audience goes wild]

>>520692980
It flies across the world and strikes keir starmer in the face

He's done us all, I fear

full disclosure i've had a few

Still single.
Can't say I'm too happy about that.

>>520698370
Could’ve been a rich kid

>>520698520
could be a jew or a nigger too
any outcome, it's a mutt so im fine with it

>>520698066
if you’re shagging one of your HR workers you’re pretty much immune from being let off

>>520698480
Cauldy getting ratarsed on a weekday?
Say it ain't so.

>Would you like me to write you another short poem about your latest drunk adventures?

>>520698403
>Oi, where's your bird loicence?!

>>520698580
https://youtu.be/igzds_zEsFE?list=RDigzds_zEsFE&t=73

Do they seriously think I won’t just lose it one day and kill as many niggers as I can get my hands on before being brought down in a hail of armed police gunfire?

>>520698515
you'll get used to it

>>520698351
how often do you fap?

>>520698668
1 a day on a morning

>>520698585
Nobody in here has got a bird lad.

>>520692809
My salary grew to 52k last year after being barely above minimum wage aged 20-33. I got so pissed off that a 3.2k bonus became 1.5k, I'm pensionmaxxing now to keep out of the 40% bracket. Fuck this fucking government, FUCK OFF LEAVE ME ALONE

The guy who hates Peter Pan got a medical degree
That's D H
Initials D H, he hates Peter Pan and has a medical degree, what's.that all about, eh?

25 minutes until my beef stew is done

>>520698659
>Do they seriously think I won’t just
Yes. That's what they think.

>>520698659
yeah you'll be too busy wanking

>>520698731
have you tried fapping once a week/twice a week? usually i release every 5 days and get erections a lot quite randomly

>>520698479
I'm sure he has the same standard for Russians

>Good looking (well dressed) ladies at the cinema
>didn't try striking up a convo because friend running ahead at 90 mph
I'm retarded

>>520698775
Cows only, wahey

>>520698861
did you fuck your friend atleast

>>520698087
Chuddar Man

How many days left until you lads are banned from the chan?

>>520698645
Cauldy the Alky, bold and brash,
Went out for milk, came home, was smashed.
Lager, whisky, rum for flair
He swore it’s hydration, fair and square.

Ling stood fuming, arms crossed tight,
“Cauldy, it’s Wednesday, not Saturday night!”
He winked and said, with drunken cheer,
“The weekend will be here soon my dear!”

>>520698787
Markets will collapse just in time to decimate your pension.

>>520698861
it's okay they probably weren't watching anything good
you should love yourself too much to settle for anything less than perfect taste

night lads

>>520698931
can't believe they've changed my contract to be zero hour, if they sack me before i start i'm going full jihad
don't even care at that point

>>520698909
I seem to just fuck myself over on the regular

>>520699021
>they've changed my contract to be zero hour
oh shit rip you
aren't those supposed to be illegal now

>>520698142
Tried to pass on the inside of a lorry as it was turning left.

>>520698853
But I like wanking to incest porn

>>520698983
Night

>>520698925
14

>>520698132
Arcade Fire were shit hot in college I shagged so many upper middle class birds because of that shit it's how I learned to play guitar, them and the magnetic zeros.
https://youtu.be/wzf8A4Qd6iQ

>>520699103
i'm not an expert on employment law
i'm just a fucking unemployed sperg who wants to finger the life out of thai women

>>520698801
David Hateselves?
Play a record it’s shit

>>520692506
>productive as what the government could do
HAHAHAHA

>>520699123
Not convinced it's one of you nonce ring fuckers doing the night post you always respond to

>>520692506
BAIT USED TO MEAN SOMETHING!

>>520698479
If we judge them individually, they still come out mostly bad.

Sargon has an announcement to make

>>520699405
How does this shite make a front page of a national newspaper
Anyway I’m saying the niggers are more likely to cheat? Idk
I’m betting the answer the papers give is the fella second from the left is smiling so he must be cheating on his wife

>>520699117
grim. don't like random tits anymore then?

>>520698966
Bugonia, okay film although by the time they finished I got the feeling they just wanted to say "stupid goyim"
At least once

>you can tell an Andromedan because they have funny earlobes
>masters of emotional manipulation
>run big pharma
>carrying out genetic experimentation on your family
>wind up destroying all life on earth

Had to bite my lip
https://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760963389385166.mp4

>>520698898
Showed the missus this post. Wasn't too pleased.

I walked past a water plant the other day and they were so freaked out
security approached and asked me for a cigarette then a dog unit from the police shadowed me

>>520699561
Curdled milk for you.

>>520699529
That passes as news for women.

>>520698941
Yeah probably. What else can I do though. Should have been an immigration lawyer

>>520699439
>Here's why we need to fall for every single obvious glow operation ever fellow patriots

cauldrons got crazy hip movement when he walks

>>520699405
>worst nightmare
>irrelevant mayor

>>520699611
I had plod tailing me when I was at Dungeness once.

>>520692506
Redditor: why do you need money?
Also redditor: I can't afford rent!

>>520699529
It should just say: are you a subhuman? Then read this

>>520699627
I'll show her this post when she's finished in the lav.

>>520699751
Why is everyone fawning over her? She looks like a brown goblin even with all the face paint.

>>520699561
In the doghouse now, woof woof

>>520699757
what's even in dungeness

>>520699926
Dungeons lad. Just pulling your leg, I don't know.

>>520699926
The dung Ness monster.

I hate that fake shit so much where they ask if you have a cigarette i wish i did have a bomb so i could kill us both

HR workers get an unfair bad rep

>>520699878
Youth and good eye shadow, plus I'm guessing a lot of the media is younger striver brown girls fangirling

>>520699926
Massive nature reserve
Old sound mirrors
Terminus of the miniature railway
Nuclear power station that's been closed down.
Was talking pics of the power station and from then onward had the plod tailing me.

>>520699627
Showed her this post. She tutted.
>>520699887
She didn't react to this one.

I miss triumphant Indie.
https://youtu.be/T703EHtdPwo
>HEY!

>>520696338
When will Brexit/Farage/Liz Truss/Trump/AfD/Putin/Gaza/Climate Change stop being in charge of our economy?

>>520700052
>Was talking pics of the power station and from then onward had the plod tailing me.
you didn't have your picture taking license

>>520700104
>She tutted.
Didn't know cows could tut. Interesting.

>>520700198
Wish they'd told me I needed a loicense. They just followed me like a couple of pervs.

>>520700160
https://youtu.be/SJLe1UTqKvA?si=NXJA8EmbAEYydElo

>>520700104
show her this post >>>/hm/2682685

>>520698084
Give Hamburg Demonstrations a go, it's a quaint little record and the writing is very similar to that 2006 acoustic stuff he did.

>>520700022
Always cunty women. Other departments that house cunty women:
>accounts
>finance
>customer service
>reception

gibbeo tiddeeos

when i was a kid i grew up with my granny next door i used to go to her house when i was being naughty
she's got dementia and she's gone fucking mental
how sad is that

>>520700217
I called her in to take a look at the post but, she wasn't having it. She's got the headphones on now.

>>520700444
No mate

>>520700451
me on the right

>>520700558
why not

>>520700484
in my experience they’ve been, whats the opposite of a cunty women? (mostly)

Wonder what the atmospheric air pressures of heaven and hell are.

>>520700699
cocky men?

>>520700584
Bit dodgy innit.

>>520700725
heaven is humid with pleasure and hell is so dry you gasp when you first go

>>520700799
all in good fun

>>520700510
Just pull on her udders. You'll get her attention.

>YOU CUT MAH HEH
>YOU TORCHURED MEH
>LEAVE MEH ALONE
>[cries in the rain]
passable briton natalie portman

>>520700348
That's not triumphant unless you want to kill yourself, kino tune though but not what I was aiming for. btw Drain You is the superior Reading performance
https://youtu.be/rvEL4pbR6S8

>>520700849
She doesn't like that I browse sites like these.
>>520700861
I'll get her to read this post at the earliest convenience.

snozzing coping strategies like it's 2007

>>520700484
Speaking of cunty women

>>520700922
https://youtu.be/SuSjiQwrKYo?si=AUdrHmWZO-np5rxd

>>520700451
I keep hearing this from a mate of mine i should probably listen to this seeing as I've listened to everything else even puta madres

>>520701032
I once had a dart board with her face on it. She has caused irrepairable damage to the Firm.

>>520700994
just give him her number at this point

>>520698479

Unless youre passionate about a blue shirted sports team, the blue heart emoji is the muslim equivalent of an ace of spades tattoo.

They've remade A Christmas Carol with fucking pakis.

>>520701032
>Most powerful women
Famous for her man.
It's like the women in the rich list. Rich from divorce.

>>520701032
Pussy whipped that lad to within an inch of his life

>>520701144
I'm going to show her this post first. Just to throw her off.

>>520701163
>A Christmas Carol
a ramadan ramajam?

>>520701251
show her my other post too you fucking faggot

>>520696625
Infuriating. I’m sick of the fact that left scum can assault us and we get nicked for retaliation, or even self defence. Cops are on their side.

>>520701141
It's repairable. When she eventually cucks him she must
Die
In
A
Nasty
Accident

>>520701163
British Pakistanis*

>>520701337
I call them pucking fakis when I’m talking to my mom.

>>520701300
I'll show her this one and see if it piques her interest. It likely won't, I should forewarn.

>>520701447
i bet she's curious

he's a wally mate, absolute fraggle

https://www.tiktok.com/@dannyboy83dannyboy/video/7569316145669377302

>>520701444
based

>>520701482
I'll tell her "it's nothing," just to balance the scales.

If I ask HR to increase my pension salary sacrifice would that prevent Reeves from getting her mitts on it?

That's Daisy Duke
Time waits for no man

>>520701337
does it have either dev patel or riz ahmed in it?

>>520701701
damn
daisy duked, alright

>>520701616
They’re just going to rewrite every financial rule that exists so that they can steal money from your pocket to give to darkies. That’s what a Labour gov does and has always done.

I go the way providence dictates with the assurance of a sleepwalker

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Glg4SiSX_xk&lis

>>520701033
I thought Gallaghers were better
https://youtu.be/GQbT1CqlLvo

>>520692303 (OP)

That last thread was drugs and pumping daft.

I have a lot of love to give

The missues called out; "what did you want to show me?" I told her it was nothing. She said alright and put her headphones back on. Turns out her interest wasn't piqued.

>>520701616
Yes but then you have to hope that something drastic doesn't happen within the next 30 or 40 years or whatever that will wipe out your pension anyway.

>>520702057
how do autistic assholes like you get girlfriends and I can't even download chokeporn no more

>>520702274
She has 2 children that aren't mine, mate. Not too easy on the eyes either. But a man needs to get his fill.

and then danny tommo ended the communist reign through ultra violence and ushered in an age of peace

danny tommo if you are reading this get in touch with me and we'll figure something out together

nu

>>520702951
>>520702951
>>520702951
>>520702951

>>520702990
how historically ignorant do you have to be to be a british person moving to spain