Thread 520696630

What do I do? It isn’t really even afraid of me!

>>520696630 (OP)
Those are good stewed in red wine with potatoes.

you’re supposed to follow it Nigel, have fun there may be lsd involved too

Prepare the Holy Hand Grenade.

>>520696630 (OP)
1. get a live trap cage
2. catch live buny
3. use salon hair dye and turn it purple
4. release

>>520697217
ok now THIS is epic

>>520696630 (OP)
psyop of jew

>>520696630 (OP)
I used to do tree work in the richest parts of Dallas and one client of ours had a literal zoo in their back yard. Peacocks, a giant pond full of cichlids, and even an encore with what I think was an asian leopard cat? I never asked, but it was an exotic cat. That guy was living the dream
And yeah, he had a rabbit hutch too

>>520696630 (OP)
Free pet rabbit? Free pet rabbit.

>>520696630 (OP)
The jews will slide this.

>>520696630 (OP)
Better a rabbit than a rabbi, take it as a good sign and follow it into the rabbit hole.

>>520696630 (OP)
Grab it by the ears with one hand and lift is tail with the other and fuck it in the ass.

congrats on your new fren king

>>520696630 (OP)
Play it cool. Your options are limited but they are there.

>>520696630 (OP)

Its ok he is just going to eat grass and ground cover like clover and make more bunnies. They are no bother they dont even bother to eat the tomatoes.

>>520696630 (OP)
That's a domestic rabbit that has either escaped or been dumped. Check with your neighbors, if no dice then contact a local rabbit rescue organization. Domestics don't survive outdoors like their wild brethren.

Or, get an indoor large hutch, read and learn the ways of rabbit care taking, and enjoy your bunny. It's not an easy pet but they're the shit.

>t. Bunny owner

>>520696630 (OP)
How can South Korea fix their abyssmal birthrate?

Also free roam is the only way. Only close them up in their hutch at night when you're asleep.

>>520696630 (OP)
Boop the nose.

>>520696630 (OP)
make it pay tax

>>520696630 (OP)
>>520696927
>>520697217
>>520697401


Did he leave a golden nugget?

>>520696630 (OP)
let him in before some predator gets him

>>520697350
did you know that there are more tigers in private ownership in the state of texas than living wild in all the jungles on the planet?
the plus side is that they are able to study their genomes and have a wide selection of sperm and eggs for breeding around the world at zoos and other private owners. they keep track of their bloodlines and watch for disease and impure genes.
so, some people are breeding the master race of tigers.
I for one welcome our Tiger Fuhrer and his army of genetically engineered Super Tigers.

>>520696630 (OP)
Cool you get a free new pet

>>520697217
lol one of my relatives in north georgia had a redneck neighbor that liked hunting squirrels. one day i was visiting him and i saw a purple squirrel, i was like "wtf"

evidently his neighbor liked to hunt squirrels but his eye sight way going so he would catch them, dye them, release them, then shoot them later

>>520698254
This.
The bun isn't wild.
Help it.

always a great moment when furry animal frens come visit. i get deer shit in my driveway and trample through the hedges. the marten running over the car as to mock my futile attempts of polishing it. neighbours stiff upper lip cat comes and demands to be fed, faking affection until the goodies are devoured. oh, a hare comes by regularly. we never tried to converse with it and never had rabbits visit so far. lucky you.

>>520696630 (OP)
kill it, then post pics

>>520696630 (OP)
If a wild rabbit doesn't run away from you it might have rabies.

>>520696630 (OP)
That’s someone’s pet rabbit, if it’s not yours or part of a drunk 4chan prank(Alice posting? you Brits have a fucked sense of “humour”), then you should bring it inside and get start researching rabbit ownership immediately, if you would like to accept the challenge, or contact a shelter that deals with such things.

Many people falsely assume they can just release their rabbit into the wild(or a park) when they’re done with it, but even if you had trained it to forage and generally act like a proper rabbit, it’s too many generations tame to live successfully in the wild. If you want to attract more wild rabbits, keep up the high density low height growth, bushes, vines etc for them to shelter in.

Fucking cute. Pet it.

>>520699496
based sensible anon

>>520699268
How can South Korea fix their abyssmal birthrate?

>>520696630 (OP)
get some red paint, slap st. george's cross on his back, and let him loose on downing street

>>520696749
Yeah but you need to know how to skin them too and remove the meat and shit you don't want lot of work.

>>520696630 (OP)
Be careful anon.

>>520699275
Lmao, the ones in my towns park, middle of town, do not give a fuck as they realize people aren’t threats to them- literally nobody attempts to collect them for meat/fur/etc. It’s nice having wildlife around, song birds that aren’t so gun-shy that they stay silent and hidden all day long. Wild turkeys ambling down Main Street occasionally. The rabbits even seem to know the length of my dogs leashes, only hopping a couple feet away if we get too close- and sometimes, they hop towards, as my dogs aren’t aggressive.

>>520696630 (OP)
Probably someone else’s pet if he’s friendly.

>>520699839
How can South Korea fix their abyssmal birthrate?

Best be careful when approaching it.
>>520697185

>>520700057
Look grim.

>>520696630 (OP)
Careful Anon it might not be alone....

>>520697185
Yes, M'Lord... let me just put 'Ese coconuts away...

bnuy

>>520699839
>>520699275
Ps, basically as long as the animal isn’t foaming at the mouth or aggressively chasing you for no reason, when normally that type of animal would try to GTFO, it’s probably not a carrier of rabies. However, some squirrels, if they are accustomed to regular feedings by townspeople, are an exception to this rule. If you look like the person who usually feeds it, or if it smells nuts in your pockets, be prepared for being accosted if you do not present it with your treasures, possibly somewhat aggressively. They can bite quite hard. If it looked well groomed and not sickly, I’d not be too concerned about rabies. Watch for the foam anon. And know that some barking dogs just foam anyway.

help the bunny, OP
you know it's the right thing to do
the bunny might be God testing you, you never know

>>520696630 (OP)
Holy fuck! MODS STICKY THIS THREAD

>>520696630 (OP)
12ga with pheasant loads will take care of it

>>520696927
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WANNqr-vcx0

>>520699997
Idk, that’s a complex topic with many layers of fuckery, like an onion that gets exponentially more horrifying the deeper you peel into it. I guess if I were installed as dictator of the Republic Of Korea, step one would be the permanent, swift, and harshly enforced eradication of all boy bands and other such unhealthy to society “pop-culture”, replacing it with a nationally-oriented(or even whole Korean Peninsula for that matter, I’d be for reunification) state-approved message/propaganda/culture. I’m sorry, but I think anime will have to fall under much stricter regulations as well, we’ll need special government minders overseeing all production as to portray and strongly encourage storylines that are beneficial to the population, uplifting to the viewer, perhaps with a minimal educational requirement as well, promoting traditional family values balanced with the needs of industrialized society. Strong emphasis on personal responsibility for the upholding of society, law and order, and on problem solving through self-reliance+logic. The effeminization of society and men must come to an end, or their society(and Japan’s) will cease to exist as we know it today, collapsing into itself. And I’d step up, expand the mandatory civil service program as well.

>>520696630 (OP)
Mods PLEASE sticky this thread. I’d love that more than life

>>520700550
How can South Korea fix their abyssmal birthrate?


>>520701190
Thank you for your time and effort put into a well-written post and sorry for having wasted your time on a spam message.

>>520696630 (OP)
you don't have a loicense for that ye fookin twat

>>520696630 (OP)
Make a gore video

>>520699768
Skinning is easy, with most rodents the skin comes off easily with some pulling (good gloves recommended)
Then it's easiest to first remove the extremities so the torso can be reached easier by dislocating a joint and then cutting towards it away from the body.
Fileting the torso is just cutting down the middle of the ribcage until you encounter the breastbone and sliding the knife over the breastbone.
Everything rabbit is best stewed imo, their meat is too tough for grilling. Haven't tried sautéing it.
Bones can be used to make broth or glace, good with heavy soups, sauces, other stews - with wild boar, for example - or for meats that could use a steaming process like pulled pork / beercan chicken.

>>520696630 (OP)
I watched this whore bury a litter of her babies.

>>520700398
I subscribe to this belief, but to me, God truly is in all things living, especially us highly advanced eukaryotes seem to share enough common genetic makeup to establish some level of “spiritual connection”, or as I prefer to see it, a syncing/meshing of our emitted electro-magnetic signals. The nervous system of mammals, in the eyes of an RF technician, looks remarkably like a well-tuned transmit/receive antenna, even trees seem to have this capability.

I wouldn’t be so damn sure if it weren’t for the fact that all animals just sense that I am OK, I’ve even had a family beg me to take this ferocious guard dog that no one could get near, after it let me handle it, pet it. Birds freely approach my face, checking me out while they feed nearby. Injured squirrels and rabbits literally approach me, and let me pick them up, carry them inside to be rehabbed, seemingly knowing that I will help them. It’s uncanny. I’ve rehabbed 2 wild baby rabbits, 6 squirrels, and a fawn without even trying to come across them.

>>520701485
I realize it was a waste of time, but maybe it will find a way to come to fruition anyhow, just by my suggestion alone.

>>520701936
As much as I spam this I wouldn't mind Koreans getting out of the grave they've been digging for themselves. Cheers.

>>520701667
Take off the sweater, roll down the pants after cutting around wrists/ankles and waist- or do a center slit and roll off the back as a whole piece. Doesn’t matter. Just be careful with its “pissing leg”.

>>520696630 (OP)
I have bunnies and deer in my backyard all the time. I leave carrots out for them.

>>520701867
God made them taste good stewed in red wine, as well.

>>520696630 (OP)
Wow, he's cute!

Might be an escaped pet OP. Better put out a notice that you've found a rabbit and ask if anybody nearby lost one. Don't describe it or post a picture, so you can tell from the responses who is looking for the thing.

>>520696630 (OP)
What the fuck is wrong with your properties back"yards"? Why are they all so fucking dystopian?

>>520697185
Armaments 2:9-21

>"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits. in thy mercy' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats...
>Our Venom Predictions
02:30
The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch was a weapon in Brother Maynard's keeping. According to the Book of Armaments, chapter two, verses nine through twenty-one, it was consecrated by Saint Attila.

Holy hand grenade
The Holy Hand Grenade in its chest
The scriptural account read by Brother Maynard's Brother (played by Michael Palin) in the Book of Armaments:

"And Saint Attila raised the hand grenade up on high, saying, 'O Lord, bless this thy hand grenade, that with it thou mayst blow thine enemies to tiny bits. in thy mercy' And the Lord did grin. And the people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats...

(At this point, Brother Maynard's Brother is interrupted by Maynard himself, who tells him "Skip a bit, Brother." Maynard's Brother continues.)

"And the Lord spake, saying, ''First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, neither count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out. Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thy foe, who, being naughty in My sight, shall snuff it.'

Keep it bunnies are awesome

>>520702085
All I get are raccoons, possums, and squirrels. I've seen foxes about in the neighborhood, but they only bother the neighbors who keep chickens. Foxes are probably why cats go missing sometimes...

>>520701753
Wild rabbit mothers prefer to leave their young in a den, covered with leaves/dirt, but packed with enough of their fur to have a nice big air pocket. They come back only twice daily for only as long as it takes to feed its litter. The idea is that by minimizing its presence, it will leave less scent behind for prey to track, and will also help divert prey away from the nest by being active a distance away from it. My dog, who has no problem sniffing out good quality oysters in 3-4ft deep water, even cannot find them, only stumbling into them while running through underbrush occasionally, if she manages to elicit a “squeak” while running over the nest.

>>520699836
>Be careful anon.
How dangerous are they?!?
Are they like drop bears in Australia?

>>520702049
Cheers mate, I just want to help people succeed, too, show them that they have the tools at their disposal, and that the tools are quite easy to use.

>>520701667
Yep, you don’t even need a knife to skin a rabbit, bongs could even do it.

>>520701485
How can South Korea fix their abyssmal birthrate?