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Anonymous (ID: X7E33yxp) United States No.520707859 [Report] >>520708232 >>520709133 >>520709739 >>520710278 >>520710472 >>520710748 >>520712334 >>520712811 >>520715018
/pol/ humor thread
Anonymous (ID: Zfz2yRQS) Romania No.520708232 [Report] >>520713698
>>520707859 (OP)
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Anonymous (ID: zH08Cc+v) United States No.520708738 [Report] >>520710161 >>520711940
Ai slop
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Anonymous (ID: xkPTtIea) United States No.520708841 [Report] >>520709025 >>520709189
Thanks. We needed a second humor thread
Anonymous (ID: Zfz2yRQS) Romania No.520709025 [Report] >>520709600 >>520709805 >>520710207 >>520712211 >>520713364 >>520715857
>>520708841
Anonymous (ID: vPo4L9OL) United States No.520709133 [Report] >>520709272 >>520709283 >>520709296
>>520707859 (OP)
Judaism is the only correct religion. We need a one world government espousing Judaism where christcucks are persecuted and made powerless.
Anonymous (ID: uO0CFjJ1) United States No.520709189 [Report] >>520709413 >>520710942 >>520716334
>>520708841
>Thanks. We needed a second humor thread
The retard that started the other one named it humo so doesn't come up when searching for humor.
Anonymous (ID: uO0CFjJ1) United States No.520709272 [Report]
>>520709133
>Judaism is the only correct religion. We need a one world government espousing Judaism where christcucks are persecuted and made powerless.
That's what kikes truly want.
Anonymous (ID: Zfz2yRQS) Romania No.520709283 [Report]
>>520709133
>t.
Anonymous (ID: uO0CFjJ1) United States No.520709296 [Report]
>>520709133
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Anonymous (ID: xkPTtIea) United States No.520709413 [Report] >>520710148 >>520710480
>>520709189
>searching for humor
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Anonymous (ID: Zfz2yRQS) Romania No.520709526 [Report] >>520709722
Anonymous (ID: uO0CFjJ1) United States No.520709588 [Report] >>520713639
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>>520707859 (OP)
Bump.
Anonymous (ID: uO0CFjJ1) United States No.520709742 [Report]
Anonymous (ID: P+pz8BLr) United States No.520709805 [Report]
>>520709025
The Hadith of al-Zutt??
Anonymous (ID: uO0CFjJ1) United States No.520709842 [Report] >>520711559
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Anonymous (ID: Zfz2yRQS) Romania No.520710013 [Report] >>520711822 >>520712874 >>520713337
mehicomutts, it's this true?
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Anonymous (ID: FJq9A432) United States No.520710148 [Report] >>520713148
>>520709413
Maybe he just types really, really fast, and maybe then something in anon's visual perception fails to make the connection with his ocular motor function during that last couple of keystrokes, so that blip, that glimpse of a thread right before he sees "Nothing Found" come up in big, red font never actually registers within his brain's visual cortex.
That's the theory I'm currently sticking with.
Anonymous (ID: QjFHOgK3) United States No.520710161 [Report]
>>520708738
eww
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Anonymous (ID: uO0CFjJ1) United States No.520710202 [Report] >>520717225
Anonymous (ID: I0ZSh2NS) No.520710207 [Report] >>520710316 >>520710317
>>520709025
FUCK! Is there any cure?!
Anonymous (ID: uO0CFjJ1) United States No.520710263 [Report] >>520710738
Anonymous (ID: vhU2GaYO) United States No.520710278 [Report]
>>520707859 (OP)
Fortunately, the White Chad can swim.
Anonymous (ID: uO0CFjJ1) United States No.520710316 [Report] >>520718600
>>520710207
>FUCK! Is there any cure?!
Anonymous (ID: Zfz2yRQS) Romania No.520710317 [Report]
>>520710207
no, it's over
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Anonymous (ID: 0LkO/Na9) United States No.520710472 [Report]
>>520707859 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: tyMSgv86) United States No.520710480 [Report]
>>520709413
Considering the post above you, this pic is fucking hilarious
Anonymous (ID: uO0CFjJ1) United States No.520710481 [Report] >>520711849
Anonymous (ID: Zfz2yRQS) Romania No.520710517 [Report] >>520717130
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Anonymous (ID: HIHx1Wx3) United States No.520710738 [Report] >>520710841 >>520710862
>>520710263
It's like they know
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Anonymous (ID: pzmLfEdK) United States No.520710748 [Report]
>>520707859 (OP)
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Anonymous (ID: uO0CFjJ1) United States No.520710841 [Report]
>>520710738
>It's like they know
And (((they))) want to get rid of pets.
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Anonymous (ID: uO0CFjJ1) United States No.520710862 [Report] >>520710938
>>520710738
Anonymous (ID: Zfz2yRQS) Romania No.520710938 [Report]
>>520710862
Anonymous (ID: ncIHKMCw) United States No.520710942 [Report]
>>520709189
>Implying the black ones are guman
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>>520709842
Well deserved rest after a hard days work
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Anonymous (ID: ncIHKMCw) United States No.520711663 [Report]
This new capcha is the worst ever
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Anonymous (ID: 7Z47Rnlq) United States No.520711822 [Report]
>>520710013
Fair. This place's only function is as a money milking farm for goyim.
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Anonymous (ID: NcvLrw6X) United States No.520711849 [Report] >>520715616
>>520710481
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Anonymous (ID: HSwEQV3z) United States No.520711940 [Report]
>>520708738
Lmao
Anonymous (ID: Zfz2yRQS) Romania No.520711953 [Report] >>520712003 >>520713080
Anonymous (ID: uO0CFjJ1) United States No.520711957 [Report] >>520714454
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>>520711953
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Anonymous (ID: KvH14x/s) Brazil No.520712211 [Report] >>520712414 >>520714602
>>520709025
Niggers unironically fuck better. No problem on admiring that.
Anonymous (ID: uO0CFjJ1) United States No.520712317 [Report] >>520713729
Joeschmoe (ID: e/I434AN) No.520712334 [Report]
>>520707859 (OP)

Good meme Anon... Jewish "conservatives" put their boat shooting Judeo Christian Golem Nature to good use and can drown with the cringe jewish niggerized liberals... Fuck all of them and those, lol Anons
Anonymous (ID: rj3K4Y7C) Chile No.520712340 [Report]
lol
Anonymous (ID: Zfz2yRQS) Romania No.520712375 [Report] >>520712905
Other humor thread is dead
Anonymous (ID: uO0CFjJ1) United States No.520712414 [Report] >>520712619
>>520712211
>Niggers unironically fuck better.
That's the gayest thing I've ever read.
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Anonymous (ID: Zfz2yRQS) Romania No.520712510 [Report] >>520712729
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Anonymous (ID: KvH14x/s) Brazil No.520712619 [Report] >>520712850 >>520714602 >>520714901
>>520712414
Said the fag that has those pics on his HD.
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Joeschmoe (ID: e/I434AN) No.520712729 [Report]
>>520712510

If those chinks and whites and chinky looking whatever that is are "fellow whites" then I'm not thrilled by either of those nor niggers / spics / poos

I'm at a Straight White Non Jewish or no thanks and 10/10 women or no thanks power level but that's me

To each their own Anon
Anonymous (ID: ZHcpqVOm) United States No.520712811 [Report]
>>520707859 (OP)
Guy on the right can swim
Anonymous (ID: uO0CFjJ1) United States No.520712850 [Report] >>520713058
>>520712619
>Said the fag that has those pics on his HD.
It's in my nigger folder. Here's one from my gay folder just for you.
Anonymous (ID: DO6E91xX) United States No.520712874 [Report] >>520713255
>>520710013
this is what happened to many parts of los angeles. I'm not even kidding or being edgy.

this was Los Angeles in the 1930s.

guess what changed.

go on. guess.
Anonymous (ID: Tfq39+B7) United States No.520712905 [Report]
>>520712375
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Anonymous (ID: KvH14x/s) Brazil No.520713058 [Report]
>>520712850
>gay folder
Sad cope.
Joeschmoe (ID: e/I434AN) No.520713080 [Report] >>520713167
>>520711953

Don't worry about nigger being offensive, nigger Anon

Double nigger, nigger, will be the future standard at minimum until triple nigger happens but since the jewings have been quadruple from the niggers, niggers... There will be Straight White Non Jewish separations from "fellow whites" in the very near future :)
Anonymous (ID: 85CbYD9y) United States No.520713148 [Report]
>>520710148
Fucking kek'd
Anonymous (ID: Zfz2yRQS) Romania No.520713167 [Report]
>>520713080
thanks dad
Anonymous (ID: KVl2W4NU) Brazil No.520713255 [Report] >>520713552
>>520712874
Los Angeles is way cooler now
Tons of great food like Mexican, Filipino, Korean BBQ, etc
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Anonymous (ID: uO0CFjJ1) United States No.520713337 [Report] >>520714469
>>520710013
>mehicomutts, it's this true?
Yes. anywhere that's 100% spic is ghetto. It's not as bad as 100% jeet or nigger though.

That's why legal Mexicans in the US want illegals deported and strict immigration limits. They want to stay living as a minority in a white majority country because it's safe and clean and prosperous.
Joeschmoe (ID: e/I434AN) No.520713364 [Report] >>520713459 >>520713574
>>520709025

BBC Big Bacterial Claws

BWC Big Wrong Claws

Nope and nope Anon

This is an extremely faggot thread
Anonymous (ID: Zfz2yRQS) Romania No.520713376 [Report] >>520713631
Anonymous (ID: uO0CFjJ1) United States No.520713413 [Report] >>520716265
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>>520713255
Anonymous (ID: uO0CFjJ1) United States No.520713574 [Report] >>520714864
>>520713364
show flag
Anonymous (ID: Zfz2yRQS) Romania No.520713582 [Report] >>520713681
Anonymous (ID: uO0CFjJ1) United States No.520713587 [Report] >>520713612
Anonymous (ID: Zfz2yRQS) Romania No.520713612 [Report] >>520713717
>>520713587
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>>520713376
Anonymous (ID: 2UxHCwlv) France No.520713639 [Report] >>520713840
>>520709588
Anonymous (ID: vPo4L9OL) United States No.520713660 [Report]
White sharia = based but simultaneously cringe and shitskin coded. What does pol think of WHITE HAMAS
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Anonymous (ID: uO0CFjJ1) United States No.520713681 [Report]
>>520713582
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Anonymous (ID: /xo+Pp5a) United States No.520713698 [Report] >>520716151
>>520708232
4chan in a nutshell
Anonymous (ID: rmR6KCk4) Canada No.520713717 [Report]
>>520713612
Why didnt we listen.
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Anonymous (ID: XDZeqrN/) United States No.520713729 [Report] >>520714583
>>520712317
>1488
Do they have a different 14 words?
Anonymous (ID: Zfz2yRQS) Romania No.520713766 [Report] >>520714318
Anonymous (ID: Xcx2RDgg) United States No.520713840 [Report] >>520715665
>>520713639
One of the few advantages Ohio has over Florida. It's why we need an alliance.
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>>520713766
ben never misses
Anonymous (ID: J41Qa5q5) United States No.520714454 [Report]
>>520711957
>It's the one on your right, Jamie.
Anonymous (ID: M6PTYc+D) United States No.520714469 [Report] >>520719645
>>520713337
perfectly stated.

THEY want to live like king kikes under the protection of the Aryan lords. They want that lavish life. They want everything, and feel they DESERVE everything. To them, THEY aren't the ballast fucking the country up. oh, no. it's everyone ELSE from their home country that's doing it.
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Anonymous (ID: uO0CFjJ1) United States No.520714583 [Report]
>>520713729
>Do they have a different 14 words?
Of course.
We must secure the existence of our people and a future for black children… who can finally hear the beeping of a smoke detector.
Anonymous (ID: ZzvwpDRV) Argentina No.520714602 [Report]
>>520712211
>>520712619
monkey, you are literally gay for niggers
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Joeschmoe (ID: e/I434AN) No.520714864 [Report]
>>520713574

Whatever the Non Faggot flags are Anon (within the realm of White and Non Jewish) nor Nigger worship (Faggots)

The modern American Flag is a Jewish Faggot Pigger Communist Nigger NPC Idiot one

So I'm going with *THE* meme flag (the swastika) and the 1776 American flag is good too and the combination of both even better
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Anonymous (ID: J41Qa5q5) United States No.520714901 [Report]
>>520712619
It gives credence to his words.
>the gayest thing I've ever read
becomes more impactful when you consider just how fucking gay that picture is. This guy has been exposed to some seriously gay shit so the picture serves as a resume to his expertise.
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Anonymous (ID: Zfz2yRQS) Romania No.520714991 [Report] >>520715686
Anonymous (ID: SOS4Tu70) Canada No.520714999 [Report] >>520715141
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Anonymous (ID: SOQdlLGV) Mexico No.520715018 [Report]
>>520707859 (OP)
Anonymous (ID: SOS4Tu70) Canada No.520715030 [Report] >>520715141
Anonymous (ID: SOS4Tu70) Canada No.520715061 [Report] >>520715141
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Anonymous (ID: Zfz2yRQS) Romania No.520715141 [Report] >>520715220 >>520715871
>>520714999
>>520715030
>>520715061
nu 'toss
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Anonymous (ID: kDkW6om4) United States No.520715220 [Report]
>>520715141
Niger is how you say black in Latin. Latin was an extremely popular 2nd language during the slave days in America. Basically Nigger is just Niger with an accent
Anonymous (ID: uO0CFjJ1) United States No.520715252 [Report] >>520715614
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Anonymous (ID: w8rGr/jS) United States No.520715497 [Report] >>520715781
Did someone say cum?
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Anonymous (ID: SqImAUuq) Canada No.520715614 [Report]
>>520715252
>capitalizing 'niggers'
Niggers is not a proper noun.
Anonymous (ID: OuyRRkiX) United States No.520715616 [Report]
>>520711849
Shit theres video of it?!?!
Someone find that the clip.
I NEED it.
Anonymous (ID: Zfz2yRQS) Romania No.520715635 [Report]
i'm going to sleep take care mutt anons
Anonymous (ID: uO0CFjJ1) United States No.520715652 [Report] >>520718428
Anonymous (ID: J41Qa5q5) United States No.520715665 [Report] >>520716249
>>520713840
Yeah, Florida has gators which are pretty ferocious, but on land nothing is going to beat that cougar.
Anonymous (ID: Tfq39+B7) United States No.520715686 [Report]
>>520714991
We didn’t heed the signs
Anonymous (ID: uO0CFjJ1) United States No.520715713 [Report] >>520719925
Anonymous (ID: c4+fL/V7) United States No.520715781 [Report]
>>520715497
Did 'ol Zyklon Ben really need to make that gas tank look so much like a gaping pussy?
Anonymous (ID: 7PBcC6cj) Canada No.520715857 [Report]
>>520709025
I love the British Broadcasting Corporation!
>inb4 NO! NOT LIKE THAT!
Anonymous (ID: SOS4Tu70) Canada No.520715871 [Report] >>520715953
>>520715141
Thanks, Romania bro. Here's one just for you.
Anonymous (ID: AgXcEhoI) Australia No.520715953 [Report] >>520716567
>>520715871
Heh, that's a good one
Anonymous (ID: 3TOFzmHf) United States No.520716151 [Report]
>>520713698
^this guy gets it
Anonymous (ID: uO0CFjJ1) United States No.520716249 [Report]
>>520715665
>Yeah, Florida has gators which are pretty ferocious, but on land nothing is going to beat that cougar.
This is how to kill a dog or cougar.

https://www.terradaily.com/reports/Ageing_Farmer_Kills_Leopard_With_Bare_Hands_In_Kenya.html

https://www.npr.org/2019/02/15/695035064/man-who-suffocated-attacking-mountain-lion-tells-his-story

https://www.seattlepi.com/news/article/attacking-cougar-killed-with-pocket-knife-1092755.php

https://wolfandiron.com/blogs/feedthewolf/trthursday-that-time-teddy-stabbed-a-cougar-to-death
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>>520713413

Sneed County’s Feed and Seed

(Formerly Chuck County’s)
Anonymous (ID: 3TOFzmHf) United States No.520716334 [Report] >>520717432
>>520709189
That's not true at all there's lots of black guys at work. Too many actually. I only like 2. And aren't 90% of you useless neet faggots anyway?
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>>520715953
Anonymous (ID: uO0CFjJ1) United States No.520716651 [Report] >>520716921
Anonymous (ID: J41Qa5q5) United States No.520716921 [Report]
>>520716651
Imagine this is how you find out you have AIDS.
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Anonymous (ID: d0ZoWvAD) United States No.520717130 [Report]
>>520710517
so there are good ones after all
Anonymous (ID: lKmn2VSF) Romania No.520717225 [Report] >>520717765
>>520710202
Its funny because jews don't eat pork and jeets can't overpower a white child.
Anonymous (ID: T1ZeeftH) Vietnam No.520717432 [Report]
>>520716334
kill yourself nigger
Anonymous (ID: uO0CFjJ1) United States No.520717765 [Report]
>>520717225
>jeets can't overpower a white child.
kek
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Anonymous (ID: zOQW0Iz4) Brazil No.520718428 [Report]
>>520715652
Anonymous (ID: Mm1LtAke) United States No.520718600 [Report]
>>520710316
Anonymous (ID: GYjSCfQ6) United States No.520719645 [Report]
>>520714469
Sobering WEBM, anon.
Anonymous (ID: GYjSCfQ6) United States No.520719925 [Report]
>>520715713
That can't be from this fucking year. The UK prosecuting a precious troon? Unthinkable.