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‘We moved to Spain from UK – but now we’re back. The dream became a nightmare’

>Don’t give up everything to live there – try it first, warns family who moved to Costa del Sol – and found it wasn’t all it was cracked up to be

https://inews.co.uk/news/moved-spain-uk-back-dream-nightmare-3168687

imma buy your bitch a new car just to break the ice fuck you gon do?

ling ling spread out on pubes car bonnet like a chinese buffet

Why is sorebum deep throating pube's rotten dick?

Fuck this gay drivel. I'm off to bed.

>>520709831
all i can eat babyyyy

imagine being an overweight amazon security guarrd and being completely enraged about a random anons 6 pack body post

>>520709851
good shout. don't blame you

>>520709851
Let me join


Smexy time!

>>520709720 (OP)
FUUUUUCCCCKKKK YYYOOOUUUUU

I would

imagine being sosban fach 97

>London saying they should adopt the Singapore model of multiculturalism
They have no idea do they?

>>520709961
at Gmail dot com even

i cause too much chaos

>>520709953
you could you could

NPD loser pederast cope thread.

>>520710011
I'm going to keep reposting this when people tell me about how successful Singapore is.

I have 5 cars, a wife, 2 children and I don't even brag.

>>520710067
they don't know the strenf of me

>>520710167
>things that are lies

>>520710182
cauldy answer me - could you beat up a disabled 15 year old?

>>520710182
i'm taking lingling for a drive and you're invited

>>520710167
You're bragging about not bragging while bragging.

>>520709953
go to bed ffs

>>520710277
i wouldn't say he's bragging
a lot of people say things
i was never into
i show off my shit
now that's bragging

>>520710311
no

>>520710277
that's the joke you numpty

rip pube

i wasn't really sleepy that was just a conceit

>>520710343
thats like pdogs whole shtick

>>520710167
I can fly a plane and have lived in 4 countries, but I rarely mention it.

>>520710343
Explaining the joke makes it funnier.

How many bots are in this thread? According to the a.i. detection algorithm at least 50% of the posts here have been made through a.i. or a chatbot algorithm.

>>520710578
I wish I was a bot.

>>520710578
ah we're all bots how insane
ah everyone youy disagree with is a bot ahhh

Mush mouf malpa in?

cheating on my girlfriend according to jesus
@jesus

actually f that I'm going to start my own strip club

>>520710578
This is a bot >>520710745

Lot of melties going on itt the night like

>>520710874
No I'm not. Dickhead.

Hope you all had a lovely bonfire night. No nasty injuries with the sparklers I hope.

>>520710921
>not a bot
>so low IQ he gets confused with one
Must be sad being you lmao

>>520710890
monitoring a certain someones 6 pack post

i want a pizza

>>520710943
>Liverpool
But I thought scousers were the salt of the earf who would never do shit like this?

ive got my eyes on ....

>>520710921
Cells interlinked a calculator getting stomped on cells interlinked

>>520710965
>so low IQ
ESL moment.
Alri mush mouf la?

I imagine it is something like moving from Wisconsin to Tennessee, slight culture shock but everything else is fine.

>>520711065
Willies interlinked. Within balls. Within balls within willies interlinked.

>>520711068
>ESL moment.
Explain that one then you low IQ retard

>>520709720 (OP)
So this is your last month bongs?

>>520709720 (OP)
WOO YEAH WOO YEAH WOO YEAH WOO YEAH WOO

Are we still friends or has the political situation changed?

downloaded get a black guy to give you a pizza

redbull me about having a Muslim mayor. What should I expect?

>>520711138
oh who even cares?

Mushmouf malpa, he's rattled.

pube i'm playing dead by daylight

>>520711212
are you going to be getting a black guy to be into giving you a pizza

>>520711215
Zuttings on every street corner.

>couldn't explain it
As expected.
Either a bot or indian, could be both judging by how low IQ he is tbf.

>>520711301
an indian bot

still don't know why I thought setting fire to my gaff was the way forward

>how low IQ he is
Esl'd it again even after being told.
Oh mushmouf will you ever learn to hide your esl. Even for a moment?
(No, he's incompetent)

>>520710970
?

Based on the previous thread can I get the rundown on the car guy, and even Josh? I've used 4chan for years but not so much Brit/pol/ and even sort of glaze over posts not addressing politics/the state of the county, but those two things made me curious. I think I did learn about that weird fat guy with the bears years ago and recall he lives in Buckinghamshire iirc, but most of the details escape me now

>>520711421
That's a common saying mate.
You must either be a low IQ bot or a low IQ ESL jeet.
Or an indian bot like >>520711356 said
So pick one

getting a pizza delivered

>>520711519
Gor

>>520711434
he's raging nigger
>monitoring youyr last threads
bahahahahah

>>520711519
what type you get?

>>520711554
my house is a new build so i've set it to next door
but next door have moved out
it's a mad one

>>520711562
I don't get it

>>520711569
mexican and spicy mexican

>>520711594
fucking rag him nigger

I told you it was a bot.

>>520711731
Defo a low IQ bot. Not even indians are that retarded.
Could've fooled me tbqh

not a fan of rap music but feel you have to listen to this shit while you wait for a pizza delivery

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eXvBjCO19QY&li

>>520711385
you've taken the arson pill

https://youtu.be/wmin5WkOuPw?si=xPBdl7PKedBA2_cC

>>520711835
Not too keen on wrappers either.

Turns out this muzzy commie in NYC is actually a jeet
Fucking kek

creasing at bogdans sad existence obsessing over wogs after p00m4n obliterated him
#14viewers

Who rattled the indian bot?

>>520711848
Wreckpill anon has the right idea tbqh.

>>520711948
Is he still going? I filtered mushmouf after poking the sad loser. As always.

>>520711995
never heard of him

>>520711471
I WANT ANSWERS

Oh look, the indian bot is replying to itself. How unexpected.

>>520711988
is that real
is that a real quote

>>520712030
yep running his usual autistic damage control routine

ILL STOP BEING A BENNYMONG WHEN ALL FORRENS ARE DEPORTED

Why is the bot replying to itself?

>>520711741
>The roadman trying to assault a disabled man
Checks out

>>520712132
Well I let slip that he's filtered so I assume a bunch of 1pbtids are inbound.

I just want my pizza

>>520711988
I want what Powell's would be to 2025. He was a talker, he'd say far more than: I was right and I told you so.

Love how the bot is desperately replying to itself like it isn't blatantly obvious.
Shite coding tbf. Defo indian made.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EDK9KOfknTw&lis

>>520712273
Idk Powell was a panderer he's the type to say he's not a racialist because he gets his paper from Mr Patel. Look at all the damage control he did after the Birmingham speech.

>>520709720 (OP)
>82 KB
>82 KB PNG
>it's 55kb png

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPVhIBdSpao

so hard

>>520712191
You really are a sad pathetic vile paki techlet lol. Creasing at your blatant samefagging and crippled wog family ngl.

>>520712382
>Idk Powell was a panderer he's the type
ESL moment.

And straight into the filter.

>>520711988
So these don't get a (you) but some mental cunt endlessly posting the same shit does? I like them anyway.

>>520712134
I kneel

>>520712513
Your dad's legs went into the filter too.

Bedtime.
Enjoy Mental mega-melt mush-mouth malpa mongdan's midnight malding menagerie.

>>520712382
I'm not aware of much damage control, I believe he stood by his words. I know he rejected the racist/racialist label in that his views and actions weren't animated by racial hatred or subscribing to a hierarchy but I believe he was sincere about that, and can be forgiven due the fact he didn't have the knowledge, statistics, etc we have so readily available to us now. I know of no Farage-tier cuckery he is guilty of

damn
my cock causes chaos

>>520710277
i wouldn't say he's bragging
a lot of people say things
i show them off
now that's bragging

>>520712678
Don't forget to change your ID when you inevitably come back within the next 5 minutes to keep seething all night.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BcbKoY7XpJE&list

just want my pizza to be honest

oh well time to rail a line

>>520712768
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88kJd9PwVwY&list


prrrrp

>>520710107
Singapore has never had a brown prime minister.. or woman. It's run by chinks, for chinks.

i forgot for about half an hour i was posting
damn

bunch of slatternly guttersnipes itt

<3 you boys desu

to tell the truth to you all

>>520711471
The weird fat guy is still going on twitter. He's in a home for the terminally spastic. No bears now, but he does wear a nappy. I have no idea about the others.

>>520713564
What's the guys name? I have a morbid curiosity over lolcows and freaks

>>520713489
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrxv0JNVtgY

>>520713605
is this the song with the cow, where's the cow?

>>520713592
>What's the guys name?
Josh Cummings

>>520713592
@timmyuk

>>520713669
[Chorus]
Only one thing on my mind
Five grams of coke, to fly away alone
To the land of oblivion
Thoughts in my head
When will this state end
When I will no longer be alone
Because the white eel will come in
Only one thing on my mind
Five grams of coke, to fly away alone
To the land of oblivion
Thoughts in my head
When will this state end
When I will no longer be alone
Because the white eel will come in

[Verse 1]
For fuck's sake, I'm having a comedown
Not catching any stars
I'm lying like a log
I can't believe
What's happening
I'm crowing like a hen from hunger
Like a werewolf to the moon
Holes in my head like on a street
In front of your house
I'm melting like a candy bar
That's lying on the counter
The comedown hits when you ain't snorting
Bro, fuck, my face is twisted
Head's a mess like on TV
This state doesn't surprise me
No goods, in my thoughts I'm getting high
I'll manage or I won't
I'll fucking sell everything from home
I'm fucked anyway
Everything's already sold
I'm fucking drowning in debt
Nose like Tabaluga's
Day two without snorting
Where are the lines? White chemistry
The fucking comedown is so exhausting
Like a swarm of locusts stabbing your dick

[Chorus]

>>520713669
[Verse 2]
Chemistry party, I wanna go skiing
To the dealer, not the Alps
Oh fuck, I think I'm gonna die
If I don't spray anything up my nose
I really wanna touch the stars
But no chance, 'cause I'm coming down
Total fucking mega comedown
And I'm dreaming of dragon's entrance
You got cash? I owe you too?
Well then fuck, I'm not running today
I wanna have a kick like a panther
No credit with the dealer
Surely not anymore
I think death is breaking me apart
I can't swallow, I've got the chills
Fucking hell, how much longer
Will this state last?
I dreamt of a coke van
And a gram of heroin just for taste
I wanna ride in a Cadillac
My thoughts are racing through my friends
But I owe something to everyone
The loan option is off the table
'Cause I'm cutting expenses like scissors

[Chorus]

[Verse 3]
It's a mess like on Discovery
I wanna shoot like from a gat
I want heroin and other cool stuff
Emptiness in the nose, I hear the murmurs
You got Gargamel's number?
Maybe he's got heroin in his pot?
I know I'm talking shit
But there's nothing on the table
And in my pocket, fucking emptiness
A six in Lotto would be nice
Or at least a four
And I'd fly like a swallow
Like Maya the Bee
Kayah would sing to my ear
This is nuts, I can't believe it
I'm lying bent like a dead animal
Fever's getting fucking high
Battered like a fakir's ass
Crumpled like a whore
I'm lying, fucking heated up
Hey, Johnny, I'd like to sprinkle some
And frolic in the meadow like a rabbit
But all the time I'm having this comedown
I'm withering like a plucked weed
[Chorus]
Only one thing on my mind
Five grams of coke, to fly away alone
To the land of oblivion
Thoughts in my head
When will this state end
When I will no longer be alone
Because the white eel will come in

>>520713867
done me 2 day shift time for bed now I think x

how do you sleep after this shit btw

>>520713937
haha
i don't

>>520713861
Jesus Christ, his posts. Fitting the surroundings look like a care home

>>520714005
so what should I do a third day shift? until I feel tired?

i'm stan's dad fuck

>>520714227
kek

thought you meant stans dad from south park

Henry VIII is dropped in modern Birmingham

>>520714009
There's a year long rNHS story arc too. They tried to get rid of him, but he threw himself on the ground and called an ambulance

>>520714258
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8bQNZUjup34

>>520714422
Wonder what's wrong with him. Looks like a person on the spectrum that can't function

>>520714586
It is called going crazy and it happens to lots of normal people all the time for lots of reasons

>>520714499
this bih wearing vegetas scouter from dbz

that was me???

>>520715057
yeah...

>>520713174
>arson charge
and he'll never work again

>>520714907
why you posting shit tunes for?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x8gEkJAVd-I

>>520715640
hammer drill your arsehole tae death

>>520715433
polish krautrock

>>520715763
unc

pube going outside winds me up

>>520716242
Those good old days when you had a life eh? Shame about the heroin.

>>520716473
ikr what a prick

The rule of thirds is a thing. Also, you want some focal point in your photos.

>>520716828
that’s a good pic, lake district?

>>520716763
>>520716791
oh we chilling by the sea?

>>520716902
arrochar alps

>>520716571
This one would be good if it didn't have you in it

>>520717024
that's the difference between me and you
people prefer the photographs with me in them

pube you want to go hiking some time?

>>520717296
let's go

>>520717356
based lmk when's good for you

>>520717529
i won't when i sober up just so you know

>>520717617
boring

>>520717733
i know

tbf I don’t like walking

i don't like people

>>520717863
Do you like back pain?

it's better for both us this way

>>520717914
It's mutual

>>520718000
you're only speaking for yourself though

sad cunt hours now, pube doesn’t like people becasue hes subhuman

>>520718122
you asked me out, got a no and now i'm subhuman? damn man

Might move to Afghanistan, can't be any worse

>>520718224
>can't be any worse
No chairs.

>>520718160
you said yes first? why change answers

>>520718282
terrible movie sequence, im calling off the date, you post coal

>>520718288
that's why they have so many carpets

>>520718224
Did anyone ever find out what happened to lord miles? I understand he faked his own death after some kind of bet fixing scam?

>>520718722
I just checked. He's still in a Saudi prison while they investigate.

>>520709720 (OP)
im off work in a few minutes anyone wana date marry shag

People are ready to kick off at a moments notice now
https://youtu.be/1DHvsTULA-c?si=UQLryd0Tm2t6fIFj&t=1024
(17:04 if the timestamp doesn't work)

>>520718936
Link or screenshot? What a fucking retard, he had it made with an easy life as a youtuber.

>Been ill for a week
>finally feel like I'm 95% back to myself
Apart from not being able to get out the other thing I hate about being ill, it fucks with my gains, it's not one week of gains wasted it's 3 because it'll take me another two weeks to get back to where I was pre-illness.

>>520719505
The process is the punishment here. He's being held without charge by a globohomo satellite for being a bad goy. He probably refused to become an asset.

>>520719696
>Muh gains
Disappear in a week. What's the point?

>>520719787
They didn't disappear but I've got a goal in mind and being ill stopped my working out and my strict diet.

I'm a wanking jessop

>>520719908
Why put yourself through all that? Just be yourself?