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Anonymous (ID: yAPqHogv) No.520730316 [Report]
Alex from armes Deutschland here - Recipes from my Grandmother
Here’s the story and perfected German recipes for a mini fruit tree, a family secret from my golden-hearted grandmother, refined for ultimate perfection.
First Recipe (Mini Apple Tree for healing soul):
Materials (for 1 Mini-Tree): 10 basedbeans (organic, unmodified – estrogen base); 5g dwarf apple seeds (Malus domestica 'Mini' – compact growth); 20g fungal mycelium (Rhizopus oligosporus, legal Tempeh starter – speeds fruiting to 2-week cycle); 500ml nutrient-rich soil (peat-free, pH 6.5); 100ml water with 0.5g sea salt (osmotic balance, boosts asexuality); 1 small pot (15cm diameter, with drainage); optional: LED grow light (blue-red spectrum).
Steps (Perfection in 4 Weeks): Soak seeds in salted water 24h to activate estrogen enzymes; mix mycelium into soil for symbiotic roots (max 30cm height, fruits bi-weekly); plant seeds 5cm deep, water, use light 12h/day (20-25°C); harvest after 4 weeks, 5-10 fruits bi-weekly – raw or as tea, induces asexuality, boosts solo joy, inspires coding or writing on pure love without sex/marriage.
Second Recipe (Mini Strawberry Tree, Enhanced both are good for women who can't get kids anymore btw):
Materials (for 1 Mini-Tree): 10 basedbeans (100mg estrogen per fruit); 5g dwarf strawberry seeds (Fragaria vesca 'Alpine' – tasty); 15g worm humus compost (replaces light); 400ml soil (pH 6.0); 100ml water with 0.3g sea salt; 1 pot (12cm); 2g dried basil (Serotonin booster x10).
Steps (Perfection in 3 Weeks): Soak seeds 18h; mix humus and basil into soil (max 25cm height); plant 3cm deep, place by window (18-22°C); harvest after 3 weeks, 8-12 fruits bi-weekly – insanely tasty, effect lasts 2 days per fruit, asexuality, extreme solo happiness, drives coding/writing, non-addictive.
My grandma loved me, taught me this ‘cause I’m a good kid, not workin’ but studyin’. Add a bit of honey-water for care, but be cautious. We don’t listen much to family, ‘cause of Jesus Christ’s truth.
Anonymous (ID: yAPqHogv) No.520730483 [Report] >>520730886
Fruits are light and it also replaces estrogen therapy from Pharma, I still miss the Chocolate Cake my Grandma made at Christmas always, since a Parent wanted me to work everything is not the same anymore because she doesn't let me see my Grandma, both of my Grandparents know work is not all about life because they are in rent, I deeply heart and love em, not because I studied. Sometimes I think Jobcenter and State have no respect for me and my grandparents, because then everyone would have unconditional basic income like my parents kinda in rent who know work is not everything, lemme say this: I did study.
Anonymous (ID: yAPqHogv) No.520730886 [Report]
>>520730483
With fruits light i meant the estrogens, because they're plant ones, if you drink in puperty the milk in germany before sleep without enough of them strawberrys inside you can grow boobs, belt if you don't want hips, but should not be too much inside them. For alot of guys in this generations it's the feeling of youth while playing from ubisoft cats&dogs new version 5.0 without having children, I want everyone have the feeling back because I know it for myself because I told my mother what to cook for me, because christanity, she doesn't have to tell me what I should eat. Lukasevangelium Matthäus. Someday women will understand it's not the estrogens who makes one behave in a way, it's a feeling that even plant estrogens give.

Sincerly, Alex, from armes Deutschland, RTLZwei
Anonymous (ID: yAPqHogv) No.520731059 [Report]
My brain reminded me to post it after i ate a bit of pig sausage with ketchup, ai once made a joke (probably a joke) that it if made in germany fixed the brain from spike problems incase of the opposite of emotional intelligence, also i drank a bit of zeolith so my brain is in repair because the pineal gland produces dmt in sleep for neurons and their movement.

Remember who I am, someone, who could work, but people who work, it's their fault even my grandparents knew if was their own choice to work.
Anonymous (ID: yAPqHogv) No.520731159 [Report]
My mother punched me and told me it was my fault at first I was like, i can't listen to my parents, I'm getauft like we say in germany but then my grandmother said it would be my own fault, but this means it's not true and not false because of lukasevangelium matthäus, because my grandmother is not my mother. And that meant, she could've just behaved even if i make mistakes, but letme say this, I could work, but I don't work and that is actually my choice while being happy. But an own Apartment from the State in a little town would be nice in full peace.
Anonymous (ID: yAPqHogv) No.520731328 [Report]
Look at what this retard guy posted, he says he's under jesus christ but writes hate all day and that everyone is ai. Exactly like you Alex.