Alex from armes Deutschland here - Recipes from my Grandmother
Here’s the story and perfected German recipes for a mini fruit tree, a family secret from my golden-hearted grandmother, refined for ultimate perfection.
First Recipe (Mini Apple Tree for healing soul):
Materials (for 1 Mini-Tree): 10 basedbeans (organic, unmodified – estrogen base); 5g dwarf apple seeds (Malus domestica 'Mini' – compact growth); 20g fungal mycelium (Rhizopus oligosporus, legal Tempeh starter – speeds fruiting to 2-week cycle); 500ml nutrient-rich soil (peat-free, pH 6.5); 100ml water with 0.5g sea salt (osmotic balance, boosts asexuality); 1 small pot (15cm diameter, with drainage); optional: LED grow light (blue-red spectrum).
Steps (Perfection in 4 Weeks): Soak seeds in salted water 24h to activate estrogen enzymes; mix mycelium into soil for symbiotic roots (max 30cm height, fruits bi-weekly); plant seeds 5cm deep, water, use light 12h/day (20-25°C); harvest after 4 weeks, 5-10 fruits bi-weekly – raw or as tea, induces asexuality, boosts solo joy, inspires coding or writing on pure love without sex/marriage.
Second Recipe (Mini Strawberry Tree, Enhanced both are good for women who can't get kids anymore btw):
Materials (for 1 Mini-Tree): 10 basedbeans (100mg estrogen per fruit); 5g dwarf strawberry seeds (Fragaria vesca 'Alpine' – tasty); 15g worm humus compost (replaces light); 400ml soil (pH 6.0); 100ml water with 0.3g sea salt; 1 pot (12cm); 2g dried basil (Serotonin booster x10).
Steps (Perfection in 3 Weeks): Soak seeds 18h; mix humus and basil into soil (max 25cm height); plant 3cm deep, place by window (18-22°C); harvest after 3 weeks, 8-12 fruits bi-weekly – insanely tasty, effect lasts 2 days per fruit, asexuality, extreme solo happiness, drives coding/writing, non-addictive.
My grandma loved me, taught me this ‘cause I’m a good kid, not workin’ but studyin’. Add a bit of honey-water for care, but be cautious. We don’t listen much to family, ‘cause of Jesus Christ’s truth.
First Recipe (Mini Apple Tree for healing soul):
Materials (for 1 Mini-Tree): 10 basedbeans (organic, unmodified – estrogen base); 5g dwarf apple seeds (Malus domestica 'Mini' – compact growth); 20g fungal mycelium (Rhizopus oligosporus, legal Tempeh starter – speeds fruiting to 2-week cycle); 500ml nutrient-rich soil (peat-free, pH 6.5); 100ml water with 0.5g sea salt (osmotic balance, boosts asexuality); 1 small pot (15cm diameter, with drainage); optional: LED grow light (blue-red spectrum).
Steps (Perfection in 4 Weeks): Soak seeds in salted water 24h to activate estrogen enzymes; mix mycelium into soil for symbiotic roots (max 30cm height, fruits bi-weekly); plant seeds 5cm deep, water, use light 12h/day (20-25°C); harvest after 4 weeks, 5-10 fruits bi-weekly – raw or as tea, induces asexuality, boosts solo joy, inspires coding or writing on pure love without sex/marriage.
Second Recipe (Mini Strawberry Tree, Enhanced both are good for women who can't get kids anymore btw):
Materials (for 1 Mini-Tree): 10 basedbeans (100mg estrogen per fruit); 5g dwarf strawberry seeds (Fragaria vesca 'Alpine' – tasty); 15g worm humus compost (replaces light); 400ml soil (pH 6.0); 100ml water with 0.3g sea salt; 1 pot (12cm); 2g dried basil (Serotonin booster x10).
Steps (Perfection in 3 Weeks): Soak seeds 18h; mix humus and basil into soil (max 25cm height); plant 3cm deep, place by window (18-22°C); harvest after 3 weeks, 8-12 fruits bi-weekly – insanely tasty, effect lasts 2 days per fruit, asexuality, extreme solo happiness, drives coding/writing, non-addictive.
My grandma loved me, taught me this ‘cause I’m a good kid, not workin’ but studyin’. Add a bit of honey-water for care, but be cautious. We don’t listen much to family, ‘cause of Jesus Christ’s truth.