Thread 520763587

Why are millennials aging so well? What advice can you give a zoomer to enhance my longevity?

>>520763587 (OP)
I take meth and look 18 too

>>520763587 (OP)
Disgusting

>>520763587 (OP)
Avoid the sun like vampires.

>>520763587 (OP)
Based, haters gonna hate

>>520763825
This.

>>520763686
>I take meth and look 18 too
ur perfect

>>520763587 (OP)
still more white than an american

Vitamin E, hyaluronic acid, low dose naltrexone, DIM complex, DHT blockers

>>520763825
I don't go out anywhere because i'm a NEET with no social life anymore

>>520764090
>still more white than an american

>>520763587 (OP)
Reminder cuckzalians make videos like this while their best, big booty curvy woman fuck gringo cocks ONLY.

Pathetic

>>520763587 (OP)
>Zoomer cope thread
I'll toss you a bone. It's about sleep and keeping stress low. The more you sleep, the more your body rejuvenates itself. Stress and inflammation accelerate aging. Fasting has also been proven to have strong anti-aging effects from the process of autophagy. Taking roids, experimental pharmaceuticals, downing energy drinks and vaping aren't doing you zoomers any favors. Also, lose weight because extra weight is a burden that overloads the organs.

It's a quadruple-edged blade. It's nice getting, oh, you look younger than your age, but at the same time, you get no respect. And if your soul dies, if you become evil, then you become some kind of bizarre contradiction. Sunken eyes but no wrinkles. A deathly visage, but dimpled.
It just makes people uncomfortable.

The joke is hes actually 47 but now people think hes 36.

>>520763587 (OP)
The job market has been unbelievably shitty for at least 50% of my adult life. So I as a millenial have done a healthy amount of NEETing. Resting and exercising at my own leisure instead of getting worked to the bone and into an early grave for Mr. Shekelstein's enrichment

Sex with tons of different partners makes you age believe it or not. So less sex than boomers, less cigarettes. Millennials if they did smoke, quit smoking around 2014 and vaped to quit than quit. Zoomers started vaping for the sake of vaping. Millennials did not care about looxmaxing and using skin creams and shit in y2k. Boomers did not stay inside as much because they did not like Video Games like millennials or you-tube. Zoomers have to deal with the exhaustion of lowering themselves to fit into some nigger archetype personality.
Probably different food ingredients before 2015.

Gen X drank and smoke way more cigs for way longer. Millennials did it and than embraced health once they hit mid 20s Because they know they wouldent afford health insurance. Gen X kept going with the drugs.

But compared to Boomers, they were having their "Teenage Wasteland" running around fucking everything and drinking and pill popping qaueludes nonstop.

>>520763587 (OP)
>when he frolics through the favelitas

>>520763587 (OP)
WHO IS THIS YOUNG MAN!

>>520766303
You look like shit lmao

>>520763587 (OP)
WTF he looks like a teenager.

Gen Z values
>Sustainability
>Wellness
>Digital connectivity

Look 65 at 18, stare at their phones all day and night, plagued by mental health, have zero personality

>>520763587 (OP)
He's not still got it!

>>520765215
facts hurt, shitskin mexican
move north

is skipping the sign of youth for faggots, makes sense with all these faggots just skipping over the border under trump underground

This is the weirdest thing for millennials to have ended up obsessing over too. I made a joke about how many delusional 35 year old men on pol claim to look 21 to my 40 year old coworker who also /knows/ and he basically got mad and clammed up for like 15 minutes lol

>>520763587 (OP)
Unironically does look like a malnourished 17 year old

>>520768555
It's okay to cope little zoomzoom, maybe your children will age more gracefully than you guys lmao

>>520763587 (OP)
I wish I looked like this

>>520763587 (OP)
the more this gets posted the funnier it gets lol

>>520763587 (OP)
Dude looks like 50 the fuck he is on.
>only makes pictures of his back
Ah.

>>520769562

some of the girls are beyond delusional, but for some reason a huge amount of guys got in on it too. We didn't have high pixel cameras, and it's blatantly obvious you're an old dude but they still say this cringe shit in public or at work.

I drink and smoke alot and sleep alot too. Also naps. I don't know if that helps with anti aging but I don't have much stress iny life and I don't really give a fuck about most things. Just try relax . I'm stoned right nke

>>520763587 (OP)
Stress. Zoomers got fucked by the job market, the housing market, COVID, and a myriad of other plights.

Stress makes you speedrun aging.

Never out in the sun unless I'm on vacation or it's Summer and even then lots of sunscreen. Also, smoking weed since I was 17. Went to the casino last weekend for my wifes birthday and the security guard carded me and was shocked when he saw my birth year. I'm 37 and don't believe the never aging bullshit but I have friends who look younger then they are so theres something to it.

>>520763587 (OP)
>36 yr old male weirdo who thinks he looks 17 but actually looks 53
ftfy

>>520763587 (OP)
Taught that smoking is bad from a young age, but mostly too old to have jumped on the vaping bandwagon. Many scared away from drinking by alcoholic elders. Taught to avoid tanning and might be the largest generation of people to have indoor jobs. Large percentage of women who never had children.

>>520763587 (OP)
He's closer to 56

>>520770500
definitely not 36 lol. Maybe 46 I love this meme though

That's a fucking rough 17.
Hell, it's a fucking rough 45.

>>520763587 (OP)
I always expecting more webms of this guy because he's unintentionally funny

>>520769562
This whole 'uhh we're not actually aging quicker you guys are just pretending you're not aging' thing is not working for anyone other than retarded zoomers, just so you're aware

>>520767681
this is the hilarious truth to the situation. in trying to take away our livelihoods and material prosperity, they accidentally gave us eternal life

>>520763587 (OP)
If true, it's probably because they aren't drinking alcohol every chance they get like their ancestors who came before them did.

>>520770074
You're also low T from lack of sun and will also get Alzheimer’s from the sunscreen.

>>520763587 (OP)
Nigga looks like my dad and I am 36

>>520763587 (OP)
He's barely smiling and has wrinkles.

>>520763587 (OP)
How do I become this based?

>>520763587 (OP)
Healthy eating and Jesus

>>520772505
>How do I become this based?
you already are

>>520763587 (OP)
estrogen has done wonders for my skin

>>520763587 (OP)
I'm 36. He looks 36.

>>520773330
>estrogen has done wonders for my skin
and it shows

>>520769562
>zoomer enters the real world
>makes a pol joke to his middle aged normie work colleague
>just comes across autistic
>"That went well no cap" "I look cool senpai" "He clammed up fr fr"

>>520763587 (OP)
Im pretty sure 17 year olds dont skip around like children what the fuck. This guy should be in jail

>>520763587 (OP)
The only thing 17 about him is that yeye ass haircut. Nigga~

>>520773925
Nobody thinks you look 17 little bro...You will NEVER be as whimsical and youthful as the Chad in the OP.

I bet he gets mad bussy. I'm honestly jelly.

>>520774697
>I bet he gets mad bussy.
so do you, chad

>>520773925
Nobody acts like this. Go outside, freak.

>>520766303
A non-retarded and relatively informed post on /pol/? What the fuck happened to this board? Anyway, (intermittent) fasting isn't that well supported and shows mixed results. However, calorie reduction is indeed beneficial overall.

>>520763587 (OP)
Masturbate everyday (most important step)
Never go out in the sun
Never go out in the night either just never leave your room
As you are not going out, you will not drink or smoke which also helps
Sleep a lot and don't get stressed out with anything by being a neet
Drink lots of water and microwaved food (the microplastics help to preserve your skin)

>>520763587 (OP)
I’m 39 and I genuinely look like a 29 yo but I’m also tall and handsome with an average penis.

>>520763587 (OP)
So who is this divine specimen anyway?

>>520763587 (OP)
so few points

#1. baby food is probably not as good these days, in fact I hardly see much "baby food" on isles anymore, it used to be a big deal.

#2. We also know how to relax, have a drink or two.

#3. Vitamins, our parents used to fill us up on vitamins and all kinds of weird health supplements. If you're not taking a multivitamin you're fucked.

#4. Odd health supplements. My Boomer dad and I ( Millennial ) have like, a massive library of various health supplements. Everything from Collagen Powder to Muicle Nettle Ground Ginger Tea. Get online research everything, put good things in.

#5. Hyperbaric Chambers. This is more aimed at un-doing the damage your parents did. It can help extend life and nerf aging, but if you're already aging poorly, hyperbaric chambers, NAD+ and various other shit will help.

#6. No fast food dumb ass. I used to get a happy meal as a treat once a week, I'd get pizza and shit on my birthday or if I made super good grades. Your parents raised you on fast food and not pot roast and good home cooking.

#7. Use skin care products. Do your own research here.

He is very hot.

>>520763587 (OP)
This lotion after every shower. Never gain a wrinkle.

>>520767760
It's literally just them not smoking lol

>>520778094
oh he is a fag alright
t. fag connoisseur

>>520763587 (OP)
>36
Dude looks 45

>>520778141
Can confirm. I use clinique products, particularly the eye cream and face cream.

>>520778341
you would, wouldnt you?

>>520778341
It's clearly AI generated

>>520767760
>Sex with tons of different partners makes you age believe it or not
sex itself is great, its the game around it that ages you. Literally going to a club, drinking during a date, going to sleep late at night and doing things like eating pizza etc etc

>>520763587 (OP)
That dude looks 35.

>>520768555
>>520769562
>>520769826
Lol cope zoom-zooms. Not everyone burns bright and fast. Some of us are late bloomers. Looking at pics from my 20s I looked like a kid. Which isn't a bad thing. Only in my 30s did I come to my own. Or as you youngings say, a "glow-up." But looking at my pics I'd say I look the best now than I ever have. The gentle maturing has helped because before I think I was too twinkish.

Anyway, women like guys older than them and age gaps. So millennial chads are banging all the zoomettes. Sorry, take it up with women if you don't like it. Or keep coping about 21 year old guys dating 19 year old women. That'll fix it kek.
>>520775453
>However, calorie reduction is indeed beneficial overall.
Yes. Caloric restriction is beneficial. And with how fat people are nowadays it's especially important. That's basically just my secret. Lots of sleep + being lean. They don't call it beauty rest for nothing. Genetics play a major role obviously but neglecting sleep is massively detrimental for aging.

>>520778429
Bateman unironically looks 35 when he's supposed to be 27.

>>520772553
>>520764045
dude stop

>>520779354
>dude stop
STOP
IN THE NAAAAAAAME
OF LOOOOOOVE

>>520779354
That man loves you guys

>>520773925
>t. larps that he looks younger than he does

>>520763825
>Avoid the sun like vampires.
100%. One of the best things basement-dwelling NEETs have going for them

>>520779808
thx for support

>>520778832
American Psycho came out in 2000 and is set in 1987. People generally looked much older than their age. Take a look at year books from the 70s, 80s, 90s: 99% of people do not look like highschoolers. Soft, youthful faces are really a very recent thing.

>>520763587 (OP)
Take less pills.

>>520769727
>>520770500
>>520772130
>>520772324
>>520773937
>>520773574
>>520778388
>>520778789
boring

>>520778824
>Only in my 30s did I come to my own. Or as you youngings say, a "glow-up."

do a big smile in the mirror. Your eyes will give you away.

>>520763587 (OP)
That’s the millennials problem. While most of us are getting married, even having multiple kids now, they’re still stuck in high school caring about what literally anyone thinks. Grow the fuck up.

T. 98 zoom zoom

Millennials still look like children because they are. They haven’t faced any hardship. They haven’t had any stress. They never think of anything beyond their funko pops and Star Wars. We’re coming to terms with the fact we’re gonna have to die for our nations in the coming civil/racewar and sacrifice for the good of our children’s futures. They’re still stuck on the first level of the game in the red vs blue mentality

>>520780931
t. 40 year old boomer.
>smoked cigs for 15 years
>drank like a fish from age 18-34
>still drink 4 or 5 nights a week
>was a heroin addict for a while (needles)
>smoked a bunch of crack back then just to make it sparkle a bit more
>went through a phase of meth addiction, about 3 years
>was also doing shitloads of K and benzos all the while
>have smoked weed every single day since age 16
People tell me all the time they think I'm ten years younger than I actually am.
Had a cute zoomette clerk the other day at the grocery store tell me she would have never believed I was more than 31.

>>520778824
Millenials literally all look like wojaks, like literally all wojaks were made by drawing over a millenial, lets not kid ourselves here anon you fat zoy faggot, pathetic humorless woke soldier childless me me me fag generation.

Go make another nokia strong joke unc

>>520782143
Good to hear oldtimer always get the wins in whereever you can

How's he do it?!?

>>520763587 (OP)
hoooo my boy ralph cifaretto

I work a dirty and highly technical job, so both toxins and stress. I drink a lot of scotch and vodka, and I smoke a lot of cigarettes. I still get carded for the stuff at age 35. Zoomers seething

>>520763587 (OP)
I look way older than I am because I'm fat. So I guess don't be fat and >>520763825

>>520782143
same here broski
>34 year old moomer
>smoke cigs
>drink weekly
>shrooms
>weed every day since 16 as well
also told im ten years younger, but then again if I dont shave I have tons of white hair on my beard it also ages me 10 years.

>>520763587 (OP)
Is that guy trolling of does he actually think he doesn't look 40?

>>520774104
I'm aging better than you. Thats the entire point of the thread. Disregard age. Whatever age you are, whatever age I am, I am aging better than you are.

>>520774882
Mutt zoomer hands typed this. Immediately disregarded

>>520780337
Zoomers thinking their internet life flys in the real world.

>>520782169
Yer retard because millienials made wojaks, so what the fuck other generation are they going to make it look like when that is the current thing. Retard.

>>520783053
Go outside, freak.

>>520783008
a lot of people are really delusional about this
>i still dress like a teenager everyone probably thinks i'm one

>>520763587 (OP)
the youngest looking zoomer

>>520783306
Kekmao

>>520783008
it's a skit you stunad

>>520783208
I'm an adult, a real man, I need to pay bills, I need to pick up groceries, I need to go to work, I need / want to meet people.

You're probably a 26 year old (looks 45) discordfag, thinking and living like you're still 13.

>>520781436
This is probably the biggest tell.
I still look young with a resting facial expression, but the moment I smile with my eyes the illusion is gone.

>>520780747
True. Sean Connery was like 30 in James Bond and looks 50.

>>520783562
me when i smile

>520763587
OP you faggot, NO ONE WANTS TO SEE THIS FREAK. He's not even in his 30s. He's even lying about being that young. SAGE, you retarded double nigger.
>inb4 b-but announcing sage is-
Blow it out your ass.

>>520764484
>>520780395
You guys must get confused for middle school kids.

>>520782143

An exception is not a rule.

>>520767192
Can confirm. I became evil and got sunken eyes but am still attractive with no wrinkles.

>>520772553
Thank you Hans.

>>520763587 (OP)
>Why are millennials aging so well?

Estrogen is the key.

>>520763825
Neets when they have to go outside to buy snacks for the late night game sesh.

>>520785983
>pic
please tell me this is fake

part of me feels bad for zoomer men because so many of them have nothing at this point and their adult lives should just getting started.
no youthfulness left, no gf, no career, and soon no real health. the best things got for some of them were crytpo riches, scalping junk, working good paying union or tech gigs so they could buy the newest gadgets or a porsche or some dumb shit. it's like they've managed to speed run their way past millennials to blend in with gen x, but without the wife & kids to show for it.

>>520763587 (OP)
my favorite thing about webms of this guy are the shots of him hopping around in his favela at end. it never stops being funny

>>520764045
Fucking Krauts.

>>520763587 (OP)
He looks 50

>>520763825
Based and true, also pray for the norwood reaper to leave you alone

Everyone on /pol/ is also 6 feet tall with a normal adult sized frame and still claims to be confused with high schoolers

>>520767760
100% agree especially the sex part.
All my sexless friends are looking way batter than sex-havers ones and MUCH more than the married ones.

Women are basically a fucking drain in your life.

Finasteride, Minoxidil, Sunscreen

>>520766303
>Taking roids,
looksmaxxing has been a disaster for zoomers

>>520778141
Anything for stretch marks?
I have big ones in my back from the time I was overweight as shit.

>>520781964
>They haven’t faced any hardship. They haven’t had any stress.
lol

>>520773574
>He looks 36.
More like 50

>>520763587 (OP)
are zoomers retarded or something? they think haircut and dress is what youth is? that faggot looks in his late 40's and not 36 he claims to be

zoomers want that heat again?

>>520763587 (OP)
>>520763825
The secret is simple; the sun ages you. Zoomers hate wearing sunscreen, and it will be the hill they die on.

>>520787677
Snail mucin; check out CosRx

>>520783053
ok boomer

>>520790934
What is your thesis here really? Skin smoothness? I don't give a shit about that. Does it connect to actual health implications or are we doing kindergarten doctors and nurses?

>>520763587 (OP)
I’m 36 and I look way younger than this guy lmao

not a single wrinkle on my face and this dudes got laugh lines and crows feet

>>520790283
>slather oil and particulate matter from china all over your face for over a decade
>”why does my skin look like shit?”

>>520791548
Same, but I’m 37. Dude in op is a dogshit example. He looks fried.

>>520763587 (OP)
Eat tidepods

>>520763587 (OP)
Drinking all the blood of da satanitztz.
If you can take the very last drop from me somehow.

>>520787407
This. Chadmaxxing here as a Beautiful One. Actually have to have sex once in awhile but lose interest quicker every year. Jump in have your fun and run the minute the little fella isn’t interested or they’ll suck your life force from you. Noticed how all my married friends are bould/boulding and getting gayer.

Pro-tip: white wine. You’ll age wine without getting gut issues as much.

Is it actually true that millennials look younger than gen z? I mean, I think I look my age. But my coworkers look like they're falling apart. And we're the same ages give or take a couple years.

>>520790283
>Bullshit
>The worse genes on Earth
>She welds 24/7 with no mask on since she was kid
Choose one

>>520791452
It's auspicious to have good, youthful looking skin, it's connect to life longevity

>>520763587 (OP)
JTT really looking rough these days. Anyways want to age well then drink fucking water and stay physically active.
>a lot of time in the sun
Then drink extra water
>smoke cigarettes
gonna have to counteract that with some more water
>drink alcohol
that's right gotta compensate with water
>get fat
don't because when you lose the weight you'll have tons of saggy skin due to it losing it's elasticity because your fat ass go that way by never drinking water.

>I am 33 years old (pic related) with 3 children 10, 8 & 6

if anyone wants my anti aging tips just ask! !

>>520767681
Imagine working until you're 65 for peanuts, and then dropping dead at 66. Honestly the jews and billionaires are right about the anglo goyim.

>>520790934
>keep putting cancerscreen on your skin!
Just go back to dwelling in caves and living in northern regions at this point.

>>520763587 (OP)
That guy is 50, not 36.

>>520763686
And are 12?

>>520790934
<- What UV does to plastics

What UV does to skin
>>520790934
>>520792430

Just fucking lol at your life if you're not vampiremaxxing

>>520792823
Meant to >>520791452

>>520786950
This. But He dresses like a 12 year old

>>520763587 (OP)
stop
being
a
faggot

>>520792697
Let me guess. You put ur boyfriends cum on yur face?

>>520790934
confirmation bias. correlation does not equal causation

zoomers
>anxious mess
>Constantly seething about shit they can't control
>Nihilists
stop being that

>>520792823
you think the garbage materials they make now are impressive or worth measuring anything?

>>520793153

I have 3 children not gay

how many times have you reproduced??

>>520792749
>exposes skin to unffilitered UV rays that cause melanoma and carcinomas because they're scared of "cancer" from sunscreens
ngmi
ngmi

>>520792823
skin is not plastic

>>520793215
>has never looked into twin aging studies
Cope

>>520793257
>>520793395
>What is a simple example to help knuckle draggers understand that UV can damage a lot of things
You niggers are retards

>>520790283
If that's a woman i preffer monkey soup

>>520793215
The causation is the uv radiation destroying the dna of your skin cells, you mongoloid. White people were not made to stay in the sun for extended periods.

>>520793734
Poor bitch fell for the tanning meme, if she's not lying
>Hey goyim, interested in paying to look like a nigger and a great grandma at the same time? We have nice UV beds for you

>>520793318
>ngmi
If you're unable to live in sunny environment without jewcumscreen on your body, then its over you. Every woman that has ever put goyscreen on their body has issues with fertility. And they wonder why the white pop. is declining. No one is falling for your Talmudic tactics, moshe.

>>520793422
>t.justslapchemicals on your skin that hasn’t any proof to stop UV penetrating your skin bro

Sheep wax moisturiser. Or rub your face on a sheep.

>>520763587 (OP)
I still think all the vaping ages zoomers the same way smoking ages people. Millennials didn't vape. I've heard food is shittier now, but I don't know how much truth there is to that since I usually buy my own meats and vegetables to cook myself. Goyslop basically isn't even in my diet aside from the annual birthday pizza.

>>520763587 (OP)
he looks like he's in his 40s

Lol this thread is still active. Why tf is this a thing for serious why are you guys pretending you look like teenage girls and then crying when you find out its not true

>>520763587 (OP)

> avocado toast

>>520763587 (OP)
>>520767681
>>520767760
>>520769826
>>520772098

Don't marry niggercattle.

Boomer/genX/zoomers are descended from R-selected WW2 Canon fodder. Millennials are descended from normal K-selected Americans that married late, had fewer children and gave them better care.

>Grandfather was too young for ww2
>His grandfather was too young for the civil war
>His grandfather was too young for the revolution

>>520794145
This is pretty much it. Millennials didn’t start smoking until adulthood once hipsters introduced it as hip, namely with American Spirits. Essentially, most millennials didn’t pick up smoking until 22 or 23. Lastly, half of millennials quit smoking around their early 30s, reversing any damages. Meanwhile, zoomers started sucking down vapes right out of middle school and haven’t quit. They became smokers during development ages.

>>520763587 (OP)
He looks like an old man in his 80s who dresses and acts like a pre-teen. Like Tony Hawk on those geezer supplement commercials. Absolutely haram.

>>520763587 (OP)
hydration

>>520793395
valid critique and skin is not constantly exposed (hopefully)

>>520795012
truckers need protection
their job is super stressful
that needs to be acknowledged as well
not this fake glib myopic culture we have
>everyone should become coder/lawyer

>>520794129
not everyone has a lot of melanine you know

>>520763587 (OP)
I wear sunscreen every day

>>520763587 (OP)
not this shitass again, he looks exactly his age. Only way to not age facially is to stay out of the sun and never laugh, gen Z got this down.

>>520763587 (OP)
lol some zoomie told me today he thought i was 22, im 38.
im unvaxxed and dont smoke weed maybe thats it

>>520778141
I logged on to see what’s what and was met with this as the homepage image. Will the celebration of evil and ugly ever cease?