Thread 520770180

Reddit is now openly talking about "starter buttplugs" for their sons. I feel like this alone should warrant a visit from child protective services.

>>520770180 (OP)
Why is the left allowed to exist at this point?

>>520770180 (OP)
locate manufactuer... oops a fire..

>>520770293
Because you are a coward

I started using a buttplug when I was in 7th grade.

>>520770180 (OP)
Why is this guy being extremely racist towards a brown palestinian man who's the most reveered figure of billions of africans and brown people

he wouldn't make this thread if his son received a mini quran

>>520770399
I've disowned all leftist in my life. I don't employ anyone remotely left leaning and I only support right leaning business. What are you doing?

Who the hell is leaving all of these little Jesus statues around by the way? Is it one of you?
Every other park, abandoned building, alley, and empty lot in Americahas a statue of Jesus hidden in it.
Is this actually converting anyone?

>>520770293
>>520770180 (OP)
White people

>>520770674
It's offended demons so that's a start.

>>520770501
was that the same time you started using discord

>>520770180 (OP)
I just don’t understand these people. Why are these ideas even crossing their mind? Who even thinks about engaging in acts like this and why? Who would ever even think of expressing a thought like this, and then find like minded individuals who relish in the “thought”’of the act? How does this happen in the first place?

>>520770850
Whiteness

>>520770850
>>520770180 (OP)
>r/dontputthatinyourass

So glad this shit is in the catalog. God I hate sensationalism.

>>520771010
>They decided not to put it up their sons butt
Why are they thinking about putting things up their sons ass?

>>520770674
Every time I see one on a gas pump I make sure to get 6.66 gallons of gas.

>>520770180 (OP)
They never mentioned it was for their son though? You did that actually, interesting, maybe FBI should have a look at your harddrive? It's just dad-tier "religion bad" joke, it's only worthy to stick in your ass. Also funny how nobody is calling out people for literally pushing religious propaganda on kids.
>>520770674
Good question! So much money wasted on literally literring, hopefully they get caught and gets a huge fine at least.
>>520770776
>Demons
Wow no wonder Muttland is going to the dogs if people believe this shit while at the same time making fun of niggers and jeets worshipping idols lmfao.
>>520770850
You are too dumb to get the most obvious joke, life is gonna be tough, good luck!

>>520771702
>They never mentioned it was for their son though?
Literally the second post but let me highlight it for you.

>>520770180 (OP)
Whites should be banned from having kids.

>>520771884
Liberal atheists is what you mean surly.

Oh, so apparently this exactly figure is left around as a tik tok trend.
But I swear, people have been leaving different Jesus statues in the woods and parks and places that drug addicts and bums frequent. Rather ornate ones too.

>>520770776
>offended demons
>they just shove it up their ass

>>520770674
I would like to have small jesus, but realistic and not cartoony made in China

>>520770565
Lol

>>520770180 (OP)
I read a porno story like this once. Single father uses buttplug in his loli so she doesn't shit everywhere. As she grows up she is used to having buttplug and wears it all the time. [spoiler] At home she uses daddy's dick to fill her butthole [/spoiler]
That was a good porno story

>>520770180 (OP)
I hope his reddit account gets doxxed.

>>520770180 (OP)
He is risen...

>>520772236
>German
I know you don't understand this because you're German but shit and the orifice that it comes from are disgusting and the idea of coming into contact with either is insulting. To these demons shoving something up their ass is both an insult and something they derive sexual pleasure from. Its clear they are offended.

>finds toy in kids bag
>immediately wants to put it in his ass
Why are redditors like this?

>>520770850
I don't know.

>>520770180 (OP)
That is a pretty sus thing to post about your child

Butt Plug?

>>520772828
Shouldn't they go up in flames or explode or get exorcised? Did you not donate enough foreskins to activate that blessing?

>>520771872
Another person made that comment and the OP joked about it, while again actually not mentioning their son. But go on nonce, keep incriminating yourself more.

>>520770180 (OP)
Guy is clearly a pedophile which isnt surprising for a predditor

>>520773118
nobody is going to get this reference
but i did

>>520772191
Jesus was all about throwing trash in nature! Or so I've heard.
>>520772431
>sick fagot cuck paedo shit
You just made that story didn't you?
>>520773345
>foreskins
KEK actually hilariously sad how this sick mutt can talk about "demons" and "protect the kids" BS while at the same time literally molesting babies himself! Cutting in their genitals! Absolute insanity over there.

>>520770774
>redditors who are mainly mutts represent all whites globally
Looks like we got ourselves a comedian over here

>>520770180 (OP)
What the fuck

>>520771211
Why *(((they)))...

>>520774230
More skynet than state

Jesus (PBUH) was gay

>>520770674
My brother does this. I find it to be very based.

>>520773479
Its the body of that OPs post...are you dumb?
The OP in that image literally says it would make a great starter butt plug for his son. Ffs, kys.

Why are atheists like this? Every single one of them is a degenerate.

>>520770656
The word you used was "exist". If you pose an existential question you get an answer. Also avoiding them through selective hiring proves anon's point.

>>520770180 (OP)
If you view the profile this is a clearly white boomer who posts about fucking scratch off lottery tickets.
There is almost no creature more evil than the liberal white boomer.

>>520774898
check that, it's not a boomer it's some millenial turbo faggot
I'm gonna go kill myself for spending any time on this
fuck you OP

>>520773118
What kind of a spark plug?

Repent.

>>520770302
Instructions unclear, glownigger
permanent standby mode: engage