Thread 520811420

>>520811420 (OP)
None of your business

>>520811420 (OP)
I've had a pretty bad life so far but nothing could have prepared me for reading a 4chan post made by a Sri Lankan

I've had to look at niggers almost every day at least once

>>520811542
kek

>>520811420 (OP)
You watched ShoeOnHead didn't you?

>Eggs
Those aren't eggs

>>520811420 (OP)
I was arrested because I wouldn’t talk to the pigs.

>>520811420 (OP)
A girl asked me out yesterday for a coffee, told her will confirm tomorrow, what do?
im total loser

>>520811569
Is it that bad??

>>520811542
KeK

>>520812295
Yeah. I'm racist against anyone who's anywhere even close to India

>>520812165
Make coffee for yourself.

>>520812403
Feel you. Anyways wanna be frens?

how do you make your scrambled eggs?

>>520811542
Med student here, made me lawl. I'm Jewish btw not sure if that matters

>>520812549
Yeah, sure. Just because I'm racist against a race doesn't mean I hate each individual person of that race. I mostly just hate normies

>>520812612
Am pescatarian. So no idea lol.

>>520811420 (OP)
how do I make eggs like that?

>>520812825
Put them up your butt along with a hot coal and jump around

>>520812874
lol

>>520812749
>I mostly just hate normies
I find them ignorant.

>>520813270
I hate how many of them are wilfully ignorant

Today, I went to the King Soopers to buy some soda, and ended up shitting my pants. Cleaned up as well as I could in the bathroom, but had to do a walk of shame out of the building without pants. fortunately I had a long shirt, so you couldn't see anything, but this will definitely cause me nights of agony for the rest of my life.

>>520812165
Say yes but go into it knowing that you'll fail and it's just a practice run. You gotta grind out social xp and level speech craft.

my son died 4 months after he was born, I got divorced, my mom died, never had a dad after he molested my sister and I and went away, I have schizophrenia and sabotaged all my friendships and relationships. it’s a hard fucking life but atleast I can bump some ketamine every now and then with my neetbux

>>520811420 (OP)
Sex is overrated. Actually this is the biggest redpill pill no one wants to take.
The internet is full of small redpills about women this, women that, but very few actually tells the true that celibacy (and that includes no masturbation also) is really a true bliss.

>>520812727
You laugh at children dying so it makes sense. :^)

>>520811542
Kek

>>520812727
>I'm Jewish btw not sure if that matters
No, nobody here minds that.

>>520812727
>I'm Jewish btw not sure if that matters
No, but if you're zionist I want to put you in a fucking oven.

>>520814288
(Same goes for Christian zionists)

This is food a woman cooked

Stay single

>>520811420 (OP)
>eggs
Posting a reddit post should lead to a permanent ban

>>520811420 (OP)
Um, I had 3 girls ask me to prom and chose the one who drove a red corvette

>>520811420 (OP)
Pretty shitty stuff recently. I had just made scrambled eggs and I had a really nice spoon. I came back from washing my hands and some asshole stole them from me.

>>520814349
It's crazy how women can't even cook. Even before, when they at least knew how to boil noodles, men were still better cooks, but now they gave up on even that. Or if they do bother it is complete shit food or stuff they think is a cute gimmick

Women don't understand that just saying something nice to a man even once becomes a core memory for him

>>520813589
Good advice.

>>520812769
God I hate you astrologyfags.

>>520814478
They just do as little as possible, with everything. That food was like four leftovers just tossed into the crockpot. Add (poison) tap water. End.

>>520814349
this looks like shit
did she shit in there?
damn that's some dookie.
tell her to watch her diet.

>>520814632
The one good thing about my shithole area is that my tapwater is actually good
But yeah, women can't even judge what people will like. Instead of making something simple and tasty they can only make bland shit or stuff that is so bizarre it is a complete waste of ingredients. I learned how to make simple alfredo the other day just from pic related and even a retard can do it, so it's not even that they put little effort in things. Their entire mindset - how they judge things objectively - is just fucked.

What have I endured?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNaykftl5bY

>>520814774
Tap water is never good anon. You ever licked some metal as a kid? Filth tastes good sometimes.

>>520814349
>a woman
Your wife

I dont let mine cook

So much is said about male loneliness when women are experiencing much much worse.

>>520815216
Woman that fucked 100+ guys and got dumped can’t find a top 1% value male

Vs

Literally never felt a female touch (not even his mother hugged him)

>>520813430
I know your story is probably bs but I went to a party in college got wasted had a fat Brunette chickI was making out with on my lap, went outside for a smoke, threw up, went back inside the apartment used someones toothbrush, made out with that chick again, tried to walk home which was as probably 2 miles away. I’m on campus now, door was open to one of the buildings I had a few classes in, fall asleep on bench in hall ay piss myself and wake up around 9 am on a Saturday walking home the rest of the way in the cold with pissed pants.

>>520815100
>I’m a REAL MAN
>I work 800 hours a week come home cook sleep for one minute

Okay but you’re actually a woman, a lying one

>>520815216
Women are more outgoing doe.

>>520814774
This is lacking heavy cream, which you need along with finely grated shallots, reducing down into a sauce.

>>520815100
>I dont let mine cook
Based. Never leave anything truly important to women.

A girl once asked me to go for a drink with her and I told no, I was too tired right then.
Then I went home to play old Half Life 1 mods late to the night.

>>520811542
lost

Putting zero effort into getting touched by women (just go to a massage parlor and spend 60 dollars) and passively, not even directly, complaining about it is crazy

>>520813753
you sound like me, fuck, maybe im skitz. not surprised.
stay strong, hope you just find something that makes you relax and happy. keep searching.

>>520815053
For all its flaws, the Seattle area has very good water.
>>520815650
You don't need either.
From what I can tell heavy cream is an American addition and not really necessary.
I added pepper once and surprisingly it didn't need it. Not so sure about shallots either.

>>520814349
Literally what I imagine Eowyn's stew too look like.

>>520811576
That’s fucked up, Anon. For me it’s mexicans. They have the same sort of delusional superiority as indians, but they don’t eat shit or live in shit so it’s less delusional.

>>520813788
MGTOW here. i fucked a 10/10 probably 19-21 year old hooker in a brothel in germant for like $150. She even had her hair curled and was wearing a little costume. After that when some bitch is actlng up, i just remember A-grade pussy is only worth like $150/throw in a high COL country. Sex is overrated, but even if you want it, its extremely cheap anyway. Do you respect someone with a 26% note on a honda civic? Then why respect some moron paying bills and listening to feminist claptrap for used, mid puss? You shouldn't. You can literally rent a Porsche and have your fun without paying any maintenance at any time.

>>520815441
It actually isn't. I went to my nearest king soopers, they were out of the soda I usually get, so I went to a slightly further one, (which also happened to be out of my soda.) My stomach started hurting out of nowhere, so I basically ran to the bathroom, but it had a keypad, so I had to waddle up to the front to get the door code. I made it into the bathroom, but the second I saw the toilet, my brain went "Bombs away" and I blew out my pants.

Spent probably 15 minutes cleaning shit off my legs and the floor, then tried to sneak out, but the cashiers and security guard saw me walking around without pants. As did someone in the parking lot. the only silver lining is that it isn't my nearest store, so I never have to go back there again.

Drove hope yelling "FUUUUUCCCCCKKK!" all the way, took my soiled clothes into the shower with me and now they are hanging out to dry.

>>520815216
>sarkeesian
nice bait

I have at least 3 separate friends with gfs who don't cook. Their boyfriends do all the cooking. My one friend was showing off his steamed potatoes and carrots dish the other day. Women everywhere aren't cooking and men are the ones doing it and being proud of it. I feel bad for them. I know they take pride in their cooking and "my gf would probably fuck it up" but it's bigger than their own personal vanity. This is a societal role that women forgot about en masse

>>520811420 (OP)
I was raped by my dad while I slept at night.

>>520812165
I realized one day that caring what women think is the problem. Just tell her you can meet up and, using a social filter, say whatever you want when you're out. It's not really what you say, but how you say it.
You should also improve yourself physically because men won't respect you if you don't.

>>520817141
I only dated chinks and spics because I didn't want to cook and fold laundry.

>>520811420 (OP)
French scrambled is the ideal way to make eggs and I'm tired of pretending it's not

>>520816628
>drove to 2 stores for soda
>walked
>shit myself
>15 minute cleanup

How fucking fat are you? Tell the truth.

>>520814774
This, the only thing worse than the cheapest sludge tier microwave meals that my female coworkers eat for lunch is the rare occasion they bring in their own cooking. Just random junk they had in the fridge thrown in and mashed together into a literal hogwash. Women eat so poorly it beggars belief. And every day they complain by 2pm how they're starving again.

Some whore (ex) made a mockery of my mother when she died and suicide-baited me on the day of my mother's funeral. A couple of months before that I bought a fucking wedding ring thank christ I backed out two weeks (lol) later. Anyway I got blackout at a party and yelled out that she was a bad fuck but had a great pair of tits. We are not on speaking terms but I am on potential raping terms. I still dream about sucking on those perfect tiddies. Until we meet again, whore.

>>520815369
Which men are you talking about every men are same. I see that every where. Only heart inocent one in relationship.

>>520811542
This is the first time I've laughed since my wife died; and the hardest.

>>520818438
I've never experienced this because I would never date a woman that can't cook. I've dated some that sold they couldn't cook but I showed them how to do it once and handed them some recipes, they figured it out.

>>520818264
230lbs last time I checked (couple months ago). Took so long to clean up because it was fucking everywhere. I've switched to diet soda, cause my fat ass is per-diabetic.

>>520818578
Your mom killed herself because you're a rapist.
That's horrible.

>>520818967
Death to those that insult my mother.

>>520812165
Caffeine is bad for you. Don't ever speak to that evil temptress again.

>>520814407
Cool story, Prince.

>>520812165
Tell her you'd like to, and just have a good time. From my experience, if a woman asks you out the chances of the date going badly drop near the point of impossibility. This is a young lady who would like to get to know you, so really just have a nice conversation with her and enjoy the coffee. Bring your phone too in case she gives you her number

>>520819075
I didn't insult her. She was a nice lady who couldn't handle her own son being a rapist.
So she killed herself.
I didn't insult your mom, nor you.

>>520812165
why would you need a day to confirm a coffee date?
Say yes, and stop being a faggot. She already likes you enough to ask you out.

>>520819075
Me and me boys ran through your mum right after we ran through >>520811420 (OP)s mum .
You fullahs must hate having such horney scags for mother's.

>>520820130
You raped someone because you got buttraped right? That's the usual beaner excuse.

>>520811576
Im legit jealous of Americans because they have so many black women around. I have a white wife but I get this occasional jungle fever and it is BAD but we have zero negresses in Finland. It drives me insane sometimes I look at flights to zanzibar etc. but I don't want malaria and aids.
Appreciate what you have.

>>520814349
>failed to brown the meat before slow-cooking
>led to ridiculous amounts of scum
>not skimming the scum fat off your stew
>not even bothering to dice your veg
Just...goddammit...

>>520812165
Trust your gut.

When the moment comes, say whatever you feel compelled to say. If you feel compelled to tell her you're not interested, there's probably a good reason.

Your spirit may be sensing something off about her, maybe she's had abortions, maybe she's got borderline personality disorder, who knows.

A lot of people will tell you to always go for it. Those people have lots of wins and lots of losses. It's an okay way to go through life, but I advise you to trust your gut, trust your feelings.

A lot of people have something wrong with them, and if you ignore your feelings and try to force something to happen anyway, you'll likely regret it too late.

When you're in front of somebody and in the minutes after you part ways, that's when your feelings are the most accurate, and you can sense a lot more than you realize because you only have vague impressions, not solid details.

>>520812165
It's a trap. She is going to show up with a bunch of her friends and fuck with you for a social media video. Unless you want to be known as the ackward autist who spilled his spaghetti after getting catfished don't show up.

>>520811420 (OP)
>life is hard without women
Grow up, faggot

>>520822262
You’re a disgusting person, I put the voodoo on you.

>>520818734
That sucks anon, did she died?

>>520812165
It's almost certainly an evil plan, you'll show up and get beaten and robbed by her gypsy brothers

>>520813753
>my son died 4 months after he was born

This has to be emotional Armageddon. I lose my shit when my son has a cold I think I would kill myself

>>520816528
There's some truth here. Rather than be saddles with greedy debased whores who need housing for themselves and their retarded offspring, I just go down to the AMP and there but awaits me all the time is a 23 year old super cute Asian princess with perfect breasts who gives me wonderful massages and wonderful blowjobs that doesn't cost me a lifetime of risk and suffering. What do?

>>520811420 (OP)
I have been through it all.

>>520818813
Geez, I didnt expect an honest response. My high weight was close to 275, Im at 212 now. 1800 calories per day, high protein, some fat, low carb for a year. You can do it, bro.

I'm so tired.