Thread 520817769

Has anyone here figured out how to get laid?

Stick your cock in a vagina, I think

>>520817769 (OP)
yea im married. follow these rules
step 1: be attractive
step 2: don’t be unattractive

I'm 5'4 and still trying to figure it out. I'll update you all once I've got some leads...

>>520817769 (OP)
don't be indian

>>520817769 (OP)
been banging the same pussy for 14 years and this week we decided to divorce.
Going to have to figure out all over again how to get laid.
I wish you all luck.

It becomes much easier once you're married

>>520817896
>yea im married
isn't that the one thing that guarantees you won't get laid ever again?

You just have to rent a hooker for an hour and enjoy her body. That's it. Don't overcomplicate it because once you have sex you'll see it was never a big deal. Amazing, but not as important as society's dudebros and feminist gatekeepers make it out to be.

>>520817769 (OP)
I'm looking for love. Non-trad stacies need not apply though.

>>520818184
I need to empty my balls once a day though

>>520818183
no. that’s a boomer meme. i guess it’s possible if you somehow never figured out she hates sex with you but why would you marry that girl when there’s billions then

>>520817769 (OP)
Go to prison and drop the soap, worked for your dad.

I used to just act sexually interested in a non-forceful way, to give the impression that free sex was on offer, then I'd go around to dozens of girls in a night to see if any responded favourably. That's for one night stands. Later, I realised if you could get one date and a second date, then either by the second or third date you could get sex by inviting them over for dinner. Sex on the first date can happen too. Later, I realised that all these women were degenerate whores and, worse, I was participating in degenerate behaviour by joining in with them. Recently I've been open to what other purposes women might interact with a man, but I've found that alternative agendas aren't particularly gratifying, such as being used for money or temporary validation and so on. I too late realised that women are only to be indulged in if you have surplus time/energy left over from your main interests in life.

>>520817769 (OP)
Cultivate dark tetrad personality traits and looks max. Unironically.

>>520817769 (OP)
i'm old anon, not something i'm interested in or would recommend.

>>520817987
why the divorce? i can listen anon.

>>520818770
man, a lot of reasons.
she has issues communicating, i am the opposite. If I have a problem I address it.
we were best friends but just grew way too complacent. the last few years we just kind of existed in each others presence and there wasn't any real relationship kind of stuff happening.
she just ended up letting herself get so bothered by shit I was doing that I wouldnt have done if she had said something but she never did.
we just grew apart over the years and that was compounded by a bunch of other shit that would take too long to list.
It was amicable for the most part but it's mainly her that wants it.
She said she was done 6 months ago and we talked about it to try and make it work and then spent the last 6 months trying to fix it but I think the damage had already been done.
I have absolutely zero interest in dating anymore and am pretty sure I'm going to spend the rest of my life alone.
Part of me doesnt want that but I've always been happiest when by myself so I think I will be OK.

>>520820182
you type like an absolute faggot. there's your problem.

>>520820182
>Part of me doesnt want that but I've always been happiest when by myself so I think I will be OK
if you want it back to being like it was tell her to fuck off, don't talk to her, ignore her completely and don't jack off
she will beg you to get back together

if you want to never hear about her again keep doing what you're doing and keep trying to get back together by making her happy, she will be out of your life faster than you can imagine

>>520817769 (OP)
Being black seems to be the way