Thread 520838103

New Images of the so called "Atlas" comet revealing it's actually being turned by itself & has smaller "craft" traveling alongside it!!!!!

Time to panic /pol/ what are you showing the aliens first,think they'll understand poker?

It's confirmed fake retard

Jesus was half lyran btw

>>520838103 (OP)
I cant see shit anon.
We suposedly have tech to photograph stars lightyears away, even black holes and shit but cant have a nice high resolution pic of something in our solar system?
Shits gay and fake.

>>520838103 (OP)
oh fuck off with this shit

>>520838103 (OP)
Fuck your fear porn right in the fucking pussy.

>>520838253
Fuck you Nigger Sandman.

>>520838103 (OP)
First thing the aliens should see is my penis. It's scientifically necessary to know if breeding with the aliens is possible. I will figure this out and do a report on it so humanity can learn

>>520838426
Aliens breed by DNA transference through the mouth.

>>520838103 (OP)
This is it. This is the big one.

>>520838426
You will probably get space aids anon.

>>520838103 (OP)
Get that motherfucker here to Earth ASAP and get this fuckin planet sorted out, do it now or sooner.

>>520838103 (OP)
ah yes, more fake pics, more deceptions

>>520838103 (OP)
It's Yakub coming home.

>>520838475
Theory noted. I'll research this as well.
>>520838545
A risk I'm willing to take

>>520838362
No it's fuckin reel honest, would they lie to us?

>>520838264
it was recorded with the same camera used in bigfoot sightings

>>520838545
Poor Harry Kim.

>>520838669
who's lying? the fags who keep making shit up? its just a fucking comet like other comets were jst comets. its a comet.

>>520838103 (OP)
they will not understand poker, but they will understand blind poker played without looking at your own hand. the problem is money. they have no concept of money and cannot understand playing to win chips. playing a game with fuku skill they understand.

>>520838103 (OP)
rolling for alien gf

Well something that large has to develop an orbital field right?

Which aliens is it? Reptilians, Arcturians? Or perhaps representatives from across the Galactic Federation? What threshold do we have to meet before they reveal themselves openly to us?

>>520838253
ayy meow

>>520839261
>an orbital field right?
an what?

>>520838103 (OP)
They passed you guys and probably won't come back because they know what goes on here and tapped the communications network some time ago

They had to come see the garbage pile to actually believe it

>>520838103 (OP)
>think they'll understand poker?
Always worth a try although they might be able to read your mind and know what you have.

>>520839464
I meant orbit

>>520838103 (OP)
>what are you showing the aliens first

>>520838103 (OP)
Counting days and building walls, bells ring so's to warn
All the signs that guide us, chosen by the Argus
Tell me has chosen you

>>520839605
you mean it orbits around something else? or other things orbit around it? its tiny you know.

>>520839740
I mean Atlas itself has developed an orbit

If the aliens look at the internet we're in big fucking trouble

>>520838674
Kek, some of you jeets are alright

>>520839806
isnt it supposed to be moving too fast to be captured by the sun? thought it was just passing through, never to return.

>>520839615
My goon sissy hypno vid collection of course!

>>520838674
Bigfoot may be a phenomena in the way we gain perspective. Under certain lighting conditions that figure can be replicated in the corners of our eyes as a shadow figure, like an after image from a bright light.
Having said that beside the point possibility, I find the timing of it highly suspicious. With ww3 looking more and more certain I can't help but consider everyone compromised by weapons people aren't even aware exist.
If some reputable sources start spamming aliens from Atlas I would start to worry regardless, probably the result they would want too.

>>520839464
it switched course & wasn't were NASA said it would be hence the mass silence on the subject

>>520840755
So you're saying this is fake and gay, thank you

>>520838103 (OP)
>blurry 4-pixel image of this thing #4434956

this psyop sucks

>>520840755
no it didn't

>>520839615
Am I retarded for thinking that video is fuckin sick?

>>520838103 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YGfBN14JngM

Fucking bogman did it again

>>520841153
As explained by Harvard astronomer Avi Loeb in a blog post, 3I/ATLAS has undergone a "radial acceleration away from the Sun of 1.1x10^{-6} au per day squared", as well as a "transverse acceleration relative to the Sun’s direction of 3.7x10^{-7} au per day squared".

>>520838426
Keep us posted

>>520838103 (OP)
Is seriously nobody gonna call out this Loeb faggot for spreading misinformation in attempt to gain funding for himself???

>>520838103 (OP)
neat

ayy lmao

>>520841919
plot twist: he owns stake in the science media conglomerate he is selling headlines for.

>>520841512
That might sound odd, but it is not unexpected, nor a sign that it is an alien spaceship. As comets are heated, they lose mass by outgassing, where the volatile ices on their surface vaporize, and conservation of momentum tells us the object undergoes a resulting acceleration. Extrapolating from the latest observations (though we should note that there are always margins of error in observations), it is possible to estimate how much mass has been lost due to outgassing.

"The reported non-gravitational acceleration amounts to 94 kilometers per day squared at perihelion. These values combine to imply that 3I/ATLAS lost a fraction of its mass equal to: ~13% divided by v in units of 300 meters per second, where a value of v~300 meters per second corresponds to the characteristic thermal speed of molecules at the surface temperature of 3I/ATLAS near perihelion," Loeb writes.
>mass silence
nothing of the sort. shut up schizo

>>520838103 (OP)
I welcome them because they are going to release (((the epstein files)))
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=rpU51S26hrA

>>520838825
>. its a comet.
Explain how this 'comet' is generating it's own NI(CO)4?

Explain how this 'comet' has achieved 20-40% excess acceleration in its pass around the Sun which cannot be accounted for by outgassing.

>>520842093
Lol, the ayys are about as real as those supposed files the leftists hallucinate.

>>520842145
how about you start by explaining where you get your stated facts from

>>520842084
>As comets are heated, they lose mass by outgassing, where the volatile ices on their surface vaporize
Yes, which does not account for the acceleration observed.

Why Outgassing Alone Falls Short
Standard Whipple model: Sublimating CO2/H2O creates rocket-like recoil. But for 3I/ATLAS:

Velocity Mismatch: Jets would need >500 m/s exhaust (vs. observed ~100 m/s CO speeds) to fit.
Energy Budget: Requires ~1014 J of solar heat—plausible, but no thermal glow or fragmentation seen.
Direction Oddity: Thrust is mostly radial (sunward boost), not tangential, defying jet geometry.

Fits explain ~60–80% with high-velocity CO bursts from the anti-jet, but 20–40% residuals linger. A Nov 4 arXiv update calls it "puzzling" and unresolvable with current spectra.

The “extra” push needs 10× more power

The unexplained 30–40% of acceleration requires ~2–3 kg/s of gas jetting out.
That needs ~2–3 MW of heating — 10× more than the Sun provides.

>>520842328
>Yes, which does not account for the acceleration observed.
apparently Avi Loeb disagrees with you.

>>520838103 (OP)
That’s not a comet…… Science lied to me!

Bwhaahhahaaa, dear aliens welcome to this solar system and earth. Feel free to slaughter and kill the globohomo and other bad guys.

Nice to see you guys btw, I’m sure you already know me by another name but it’s nice to catch up and see each other once again.

May my God, the one true God Yahweh bless you and bless all the killing that you do.

Praise Jesus Christ.

>>520842328
That's a lot of mass to lose, but not unheard of for a comet. We also need to stress uncertainties in astronomical observations, which are refined with more observations, and the fact that this is only the third interstellar object we have observed. Its composition appears to differ a little from our Solar System comets, and more observations will hopefully provide clues as to how it reacted to its passage through our part of the galaxy.

If it has lost this much mass (or close to it), we should see a significant cloud of gas in further observations, as well as a significant brightening. The latest observations show that it has brightened significantly, and by a factor of around 5 in the Green-band, indicating that the object continues to act like a comet, albeit one that can give us clues about another part of our own galaxy. Stay tuned for more updates as the world turns its telescopes (amateur and professional) to the object once more.

>>520842084
There’s no observed tail bro per yesterday china satellite pics dump.

It’s a ship

>>520842145
There are many explanations for its acceleration, most likely it is expelling gas at a higher rate. Also why would an ayy lmao space craft be spurting out nickel?

>>520842580
>It’s a ship
looking forward to you admitting you were a retard after it gets close then fucks right off again and is obviously seen to be just a fucking rock

>>520842084
5/5 on close approaches
> Mars 2025-Oct-03 0.1935 ± 0.0002 AU
> Sun 2025-Oct-29 1.3564 ± 0.0003 AU
> Venus 2025-Nov-03 0.6494 ± 0.0004 AU
> Earth 2025-Dec-19 1.7984 ± 0.001 AU
> Jupiter 2026-Mar-16 0.3561 ± 0.003 AU

>>520838103 (OP)
Ganymede space station vibes

>>520842800
Uhuh.

Nope, are you going to be sticking around to accept your retard medal?

If it out gassed the necessary mass to achieve that level of acceleration we would be seeing a clear comet tail trail.

Where is it bro?

You’re just mad you’re not the special crab in the bucket. You’re just another crab.

>>520838103 (OP)
is that goatse? These space niggers better not be meming on me.

>>520843023
if its fucking aliens i'll be the first to say 'ok, cool, i was wrong'. see you here for your confession of being an alien cult retard.

>>520838103 (OP)
When the spinning ball-Earth is finally exposed worldwide for the 400+ year deception it was, Earth's entire population will suddenly be faced with the reality that every government, every space agency, university, secret society, religious organization, mainstream and alternative media outlet have ALL been duplicitous in propping up a monstrous manipulation to fleece and control the masses. The resulting mass mental exodus away from the control system is exactly what humanity needs. Once the flat Earth truth gets out, these lying politicians, spokesmen, reporters and teachers suddenly change from being heralded voices of authority to being ridiculed, shunned and denounced as they deserve. Once the flat Earth truth gets out, these governments, universities, media outlets and other entangled organizations which have long been hard at work weaving this multi-generational ball-Earth myth, suddenly and completely lose all credibility. Once the truth of our flat Earth gets out, so does the truth of these few elite families/societies who have kept this most important and fundamental reality from us for these hundreds of years! Essentially, once the flat Earth truth gets out, so does every other important truth by proxy, because this "mother-of-all-conspiracies" holds under its umbrella literally ALL of the other conspiracies, and exposes them.

>>520842503
>Immediately starts naming the kike demon lord
Anon, the aliens are going to torture you for eternity for worshipping a jew

>not a comet
GIB SPACE WAIFU NOW

>>520843248
Unfortunate based on the publicly available information that has been released to the general populace I cannot definitely state that it’s aliens.

>>520838264
You’re comparing an object a few hundred meters across with an object 44 million kilometers across. That’s like if you were standing on the other side of a football field and i asked you tou tell me to read the passage out of a book I’m holding up.

>>520843023
>If it out gassed the necessary mass to achieve that level of acceleration we would be seeing a clear comet tail trail.
or there is something he's not telling you...or doesnt know about. you need to read more and from other sources than this one guy.

>>520838426
That one isn’t alien wife though anon sorry.

My guess is that it is alien. And they come to earth to release the epstein files.
They have the intergalactic copy of the files.. and will broadcast it on every possible medium all over the world. Internet tv radio and aliens in the streets telling us who is on the list..

>>520843499
but im sure you'll keep saying it is, forever.

>>520838253
Unrelated but Anubis chicks are super hot, that’s all I wanted to say.

>>520843641
Sorry

*that would be like if I asked you to read a passage out of the book I’m holding up

>>520838103 (OP)
Holy shit!! Aliens are real!!

Quick let's burn the Constitution and form a One World Government before it's too late!!

>>520838103 (OP)
this is getting fuckin crazy bro

>>520843707
What?!

This is general college level astronomy / astrophysics. There’s no special knowledge here. Are you daft?!

Comets are usually water ice balls that form in the Oort Cloud and find their way back toward the sun : center of our SS wherein they proceed to shed a lot of their mass via outgassing of ice water vapor due to close proximity to the sun.

You can easily calculate the expected comet tail length given the estimated objects mass. Or calculate the expected range of its tail length and then compare to visual observations

>>520843248
>>520842800
>>520842519
>>520842449
>>520842327
>>520842084
absolutely

>>520841153
>>520839927
>>520839740
>>520839464
>>520838825
>>520838362
underage

>>520844110
>usually
this one isnt
>ur mur gurd its aliums it can't possibly be anything else
ok. meet me back here later and admit you were just being a spaz.

This clip originated from a shitcoin called $ATLAS CTO. Next to this clip it's filled with AI slop pictures. Literal Pajeet tier.

>>520838103 (OP)
>And the fakest gayest niggerfied kike slop PsyOp award goes to...!

>>520844410
>confirmed retard
Uhuh, you’re the spaz crab here, moron.

I bet you looked up this info and all the technicals went straight over your head. Dumbass. Run the calculations for yourself, there’s already several papers that have good estimates on this objects mass and size.

See if it’s not a comet then there’s no outgassing that we can use to account for its non standard sun grav assisted trajectory change / acceleration.

So it becomes a massive rock in space that can apparently accelerate at will.

Does that make sense to your globohomo brain? Oh I forgot, you “people” are rather slow and are easily frustrated by numbers and any sort of post algebra level equations and symbols.

>>520845017
you want to believe, dont you spaz?

your honest confession of being a spaz is going to be beautiful

>>520845017
>See if it’s not a comet then there’s no outgassing that we can use to account for its non standard sun grav assisted trajectory change / acceleration.
Or its an old comet that didn't have much outgassable mass left on it which was exhausted during its approach to the sun which is why it had tails before and doesn't now.

>>520845129
You’re not going to win this. You’re too stupid and ignorant.

It’s okay, there’s plenty of tards out there living lives. In Canada they can even get jobs smashing away at keyboards while frothing in the mouth and screaming at computer screens.

>>520845551
you're my hero spaz. get working on your confession and admission so you've got it all ready. i'll be watching for it.

>>520838103 (OP)
Well hell, that's enough for me to prove aliens are invading earth. See how stupid you sound idiot.

>>520838253
I want a Lyran gf so bad..

>>520843968
It'd be great to see the non-AI version of her.

>>520838103 (OP)
>aliems!
Conservatives are the dumbest of people and they deserve all the shit jews make them eat.

>>520838674
topkek

>>520845636
Keep trying professional retard, you’re the “spaz” here regurgitating the same word without cessation

>>520847412
you like to use retard i like to use spaz. this is ok. variety is good.

>>520838264
There's not a single telescope on earth or in space that can resolve atlas with multiple pixels.

>>520838103 (OP)
I THINK IT'S ACTUALLY ALIENS.
EVEN IF I'M WRONG JUST LET ME BELIEVE FOR A WHILE.
I GOING TO FUCK ALIEN PUSSY.

this is the gayest psyop this year. it's just an odd shaped comet that acts like we haven't seen before. NASA and the observatories are low on budget so this is how they make the case to get more funds. By appealing to public interest.

>>520841162
No, it's quite impressive what we have done as a whole.
The sad part is that it never once helped us.
We are too smart for our own good.

>>520847471
So you agree?

>>520848869
i agree that you're a spaz because you're so into this rock being an alien ship. its peak spazidry

>>520838103 (OP)
So, it's a rock

>>520848937
Whatever retard. Y are u here, let us circlejerk in peace over this rock

>>520838103 (OP)
>negro swans are flying over my house

I welcome our new alien overlords. Please blast india, africa and the middle-east off map.

>>520849044
i will act like your alien space ship and eject nothing due to having no outgassing material left

>>520848937
How does a “rock” accelerate btw

Spaz

>>520838103 (OP)
>>520838103 (OP)
>>520838103 (OP)
>AHHH LOOK AT THE THING ITS COMING EVEN THOUGH YOU CAN DO NOTHING ABOUT IT ITS COMING ITS COMING ITS COMING

Who fucking cares? What are you going to do about it fly up there and throw it somewhere else? Fuck off with this jewish fnord shit.

>>520849347
what is it that you cant understand about this >>520845529 ?

how many comets have we seen before? not many at all, and you think you can say 'well, its different to the incredibly small number we've ever observed, so that means it must be my pet theory (aliens etc)'. fuck what a load of spazzy shit that is.

IT JUST SHRUNK BY 13%
>IT JUST SHRUNK BY 13%
IT JUST SHRUNK BY 13%
>IT JUST SHRUNK BY 13%
IT JUST SHRUNK BY 13%
>IT JUST SHRUNK BY 13%
IT JUST SHRUNK BY 13%
>IT JUST SHRUNK BY 13%

it should've lost more mass apparently from all the outgassing and there's no cloud, but the whole spaceship theory is looking rather flimsy

>>520839615
>you were monkeys goyim
>god doesn't real

its the aryans traveling to agartha

>>520838674
Kek. You are alright, ranjeet. A honorary indian, if you will

>>520849604
It would be boring just to be created to be an entertainment piece for some higher beings pleasure.
It would be much more interesting story of a beast that stood up.

>>520838103 (OP)
they would take one look at india and instantly turn around

>>520839615
nooks aren't real.

>>520849819
>reeee i don't want reality
>i want to be a monkey

>>520850167
>reeee i don't want reality
>jewish fanfiction
whatever you say goylem.

>>520844110
This is only the 3rd interstellar objects to enter our ss and Loeb is a master at alien detection cloaking..qouting the douce. It would need to burn 13% of its mass to make a turn like that..later in article..it would have to burn more than 13% of its mass to turn like that. Your a moron. Now that it did burn mass as expected approaching the sun
.It's a alien shop disguising itself as a rock. Kek the fact avi Loeb is the only "scientist" sprinkling his genetic schizophrenia all over this is all I need to know.

>>520851691
anon Avi is only a handful of people saying it's "alien"

>>520838103 (OP)
Well you can always live along this line back on your way to your home planet 1999 And Before.
Nothing about Anything on Earth was ever acceptable to Anyone.

You want this rock to be something desperately that it's embarrassing how you can overlook basic questions and just run with your fantasy instead..
Think about it (if you can) you're almost 2 months away from the earth but you release drones now to follow you along for 2 months before they could be of any use, if your goal was the earth..
It's like the USS Gerald R. Ford telling all pilots to fly around the boat as it makes a 2 month travel somewhere.. It doesn't happen.
I'll admit that I want it to be ayy's, for reals I do and I hope they can take me away from this planet but I have to anchor my observations in reality though and not fantasy land..

>>520850092
Then why were mushrooms and berries too poisonous to eat in ukraine for several years?

>>520849539
>13% of the mass for 51% of the acceleration?

>>520849539
hrrrrm

Already past the perihelion and is now on its way out of the solar system.
Farewell strange comet, I barley knew ye.

>>520838264
Retard

It was aliens but they also didn’t care to stop and say hi.

>>520849539
4 dimensional being

>>520838103 (OP)
Alien trailer hitches confirmed
Do alien trailer trash exist, and if they do will they start selling alien meth to us Earthlings?

>>520838103 (OP)
That’s cool, but where are the Epstein files?

>>520842093
>he doesn't know

>>520842805
closest approach is to us? whatever entity is in control of this thing is absolutely gonna fuck us lol. figuratively and perhaps, if we’re lucky, literally.

>>520848109
I wish (you) the best on your journey to be the first to slay ayysussy anon. Even if it is fake, I hope you bang a glowie state sponsored gf then.

>>520847873
Just fucking zoom in bro.

>>520849539
> IT JUST SHRUNK BY 13%
It’s probably just checking its privilege. Woke comet confirmed.

>>520856770
i believe we have a closer approach coming in December?
am i misinformed?

>>520838619
finna

>>520842805
>>520857671
ah, ask and received
i thought so.. December

>>520838103 (OP)
OMFG IT'S A ROCK WITH OTHER ROCKS

>>520849539
>I WAS IN THE POOL!

>>520854276
That wasn't a fucking nuclear weapon retard. That was a nuclear power plant. Which is real. Magic rock turn fan

>>520858845
Closest approach to Earth is in December but we're on the other side of the Sun when that happens. It's accelerating away from the Solar System now.

>>520859415
awwww

On december 19th we shall know what that thing is.

>>520842327
>>520844176

>how about you start by explaining where you get your stated facts from
Sure, it was discovered via Keck

>Extreme NiI/FeI abundance ratio in the coma of the interstellar comet 3I/ATLAS
https://arxiv.org/abs/2509.26053
https://arxiv.org/pdf/2509.26053

This builds on earlier VLT detections of Ni I but specifically models Ni(CO)4 for the asymmetry and concentration
https://arxiv.org/html/2508.18382v1
30% Excess Unexplained Non-Gravitational Acceleration

NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory (JPL) Small-Body Database provides the raw orbital ephemerides showing the non-gravitational parameters (e.g., A1 radial ~4.9 × 10-4 m/s2), with residuals indicating ~20–40% unexplained after outgassing fits (modeled as ~30% excess in recent analyses). The report was led by JPL navigation engineer Davide Farnoccia.
https://ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/tools/sbdb_lookup.html#/?sstr=3I%2FATLAS

>>520842637
>most likely it is expelling gas at a higher rate
This higher rate of gas has not been detected and there isn't enough heating from the Sun to account for it.
One way to dig out of this increasingly large anomalous hole is that there could be a hidden pocket of CO causing it. No evidence for that idea though.

>>520838103 (OP)
>(((Insane globe cult propaganda)))

>>520838521
Good, I hope the ayylmaos microwave the planet now.

>>520859722
NI(CO)4 cannot have existed on a comet since the birth cluster due to the heat involved meaning it would have long evaporated. In addition, it would have been long destroyed by cosmic rays even if it was somehow shielded from everything else (which it is not since it is being given off as vapor in the coma).

To add onto this, NI(CO)4 cannot exist within interstellar space due to it being volatile, it is gone within hours due to the weak UV being everywhere in our galaxy. It reacts with water, ice, iron, sulphur too (stuff comets usually have)

All of the above means that 3i atlas is generating it through some unknown means. Ni(CO)4 has only ever been found through our industrial processes on Earth.
That in itself should be very interesting to someone interested in science, and yet there's a concerted effort to handwave this massive anomaly and not look into it. Which is a highly unscientific mentality, it's a mindset of willful ignorance.

>>520838103 (OP)
are they the skin walkers aren't they

>>520838103 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EfkNvOOiZ_8

>>520857343
wow, what a witty, original comment.

>>520838103 (OP)
Posting in a
NOTHING
EVER
HAPPENS
thread

>>520838103 (OP)
Is this delivery for the super powers I was promised for not getting the clot shot?

>>520839615
My butthole.

>>520849539
it's melting... You are all retards

>>520849539
Never mind that, what is its pronouns?

>>520854731
Easily, remember volume is exponential.

>>520859722
>>520860202
you want to make it sound so mysterious and incredible because you want to believe this thing is an alien. You're also just blindly following this avi loeb huckster

educate yourself

https://phys.org/news/2025-10-3iatlas-coma-cometary-formation-theory.html

>>520862223
Please see
>>520860202

>>520838674
who let the jeet out? call the gimp

>>520854731
leafs really do have their moments..

NASA is withholding the High Resolution images, which belong to American Tax Payers.

>>520839495
>kkrrrrsh
>his is your captain speaking
>to the right we are passing Sol and behind it in the distance one can see a pale blue dot, that's ear passengers to the right you can now a pale blue dot
>that's some kind of outback monkey farm belonging to the reptoid republic
>anyways that planet over there is really interesting, it's big and made of gas!

>>520838103 (OP)
>Cassandra Oracle probe
FUCK OFF

>>520862646
This is like when someone shows a closeup of their elbow to trick everyone into thinking it is a racy photo.

Youre all posting in a REDDIT REPOST THREAD
https://www.reddit.com/r/3I_ATLAS/comments/1opyrd9/c2025_n1_atlas3/

>>520843641
which he could do, with a simple telescope. you're coping brainless hard niggerboy, get back to chatgpt.

>>520842145
>20-40% excess acceleration
the speed didnt even increase by 4% lying nigger rat. and you just learned the term outgassing this year. you're outgassing with every post.

>>520857671
Nigger at "closest" approach it's nearly 2 AU away from us

>>520864032
Two Australias?

>>520841512
>As explained by Harvard astronomer Avi Loeb

>>520843023
you can see it in the image. you believe its fucking aliens, and think he's the idiot somehow? lol ok nigger retard.

imagine trusting LOEB

>>520864667
Avi gets a pass anon. He's one of the good ones.

>>520843023
Not only a tail, but a much larger coma too. Which neither one of those is visible. Other than the color changes, it looks no different than before perihelion.

>>520838783
Can you imagine having to notify Space HR of your intentions to mate with an alien? And the rumors would fly all over the ship, because everyone is bored and cooped up. Then you try to get a drink after work, and everyone else is giving you weird looks. So you give up and go to the Holodeck instead, but all the computer guys are creeps and they've snooped on everyone's passwords. Your only hope would be for everyone else on your ship to be as big a deviant as you are.

>>520838103 (OP)
k

digits and we all get Lyran catgirl gfs

>>520867667
its over

>>520867667
looks like we are getting flesh eating tentacles instead boys

I have lived my entire life for this moment. Eating at mcdonalds everyday

>>520838103 (OP)
>me preparing to do terrible things in the name of a faith that was never my own

>>520838103 (OP)
>Time to panic
why is that so important to you

its a COMET you fucking CHUD
dont you DARE suggest otherwise

>>520838103 (OP)
Sorry, that's a comet
Nothing ever happens

>>520867941
but who was space rock
no

>>520862713
Big if true.

>>520838426
i hope they can regenerate foreskin

>>520843793
Bastat you mean? The cat goddess. I agree. I never went furry, but I like her in Age of Mythology. I think she was in it.

>>520842894
Looks like something you would make in 2 minutes with 3ds max in 2005

>>520854140
How about the way the rock is thrown is supposed to be evidence of intelligence out there?

>>520838103 (OP)
these are so lame. at least make them believable to tickle my fancy without having to suspend disbelief to the moon and back

>>520842580
>no tail
Because its pointing directly away from us right now. It will return but pointing the other way. I swear i'm surrounded by a world of idiots.

>>520838619
prepare your anus brown people.
daddy's home...

>>520848109
BASED I KNEW IT WAS REAL
WE GOING TO BE FUCKING A-PUSSY TO SOLVE THE MALE LONELINESS EPIDEMIC
I FUCKING LOVE ALIENS NOW

>>520838253
Everyone started talking about lyrans (actually it's lyrians) since I had a vision about them about 2 weeks ago

>>520849151
thank you for sharing that, interesting to read

>>520849539
does that suggest it used fuel to manuever?

>blurry photo of what the fuck ever
Nigger

>>520870505
Now we get to watch how the previous trajectory calculations were wrong and it definitely did not do any maneuvering.

The nearest star system, Proxima Centauri, is 40 trillion kilometers away.
3I/ATLAS is traveling at a speed of 58 kilometers per second.
It would take 22,000 years to travel 40 trillion kilometers at 58km/s.
You're proposing that, 22,000 years ago, some aliens decided to take a trip that will last 22,000 years?
Anyone who thinks it's aliens is fucking retarded.
Aliens won't make interstellar trips unless they can travel faster than the speed of light.
And at that point, their technology will be so advanced that they could wipe us out before we've even realized that they've arrived.
>Maybe it was traveling faster than light before it arrived in our solar system, and then it slowed down?
And what exactly would be the point of that, huh? "We're almost at our destination. Now let's slow way the fuck down and take several months to reach our destination." Oh yeah, real fuckin' smart.

>>520870639
that would be kind of a lot of fuel, utilizing 20 percent of its payload
that might suggest it is near its target
us
its time to get some ALIEN PUSSY WOO HOO

>>520870886
the point would be to warp a massive object into the target system
and then when its in the system it can use more traditional propulsion methods
kinds of like using a trolling motor on a boat to "quietly" move in a fishing spot
and not engage the larger motor

>>520870886
1. You're assuming the speed is constant
2. You're assuming they operate on our idea of time
3. You're assuming they're biological

There are so many variables that make it possible it could be an alien intelligence

>>520838103 (OP)
HAHA YES. THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT. SHALOM.

>>520838253
enjoy the timeline faggot

>>520871084
You have to make up a bunch of shit to make the alien theory become plausible.
>Well, maybe their speed wasn't constant coming here
You don't know that, you just made that up in your head to justify your theory.
>Well, maybe they don't operate on our idea of time
You don't know that, you just made that up in your head to justify your theory.
>Well, maybe they're not biological so a 22,000 trip is nothing to them
You don't know that, you just made that up in your head to justify your theory.
Your theory is so full of holes you have to make up a bunch of shit to make it halfway decent.

>>520871443
i dont have to make up shit, youre the one making claims, im saying there are factors we cant possibly know, but here you are, thinking you know everything

>>520871443
the answer is technically we dont know
you are correct, its very unlikely
if they are so advanced they would just wipe/enslave us without any issues
but what if they just want to PARTY ON EARTH
WOO HOO ALIEN PUSSY

OMFG

GOBENRMEND PLS HALP

GIBE STRONG MEASURES & EVEN VACCINES AGAINST THEM ALIENS PLZ

>>520838264
Welcome to the corrupt world of filthy corrupt losers

>>520871589
My claim:
>Math, exact figures
Your claim:
>Weird shit you made up in your head
You fucking suck

>>520871899
black swan events require "wierd shit made up in head"
and sometimes "post-normal science"
can lead to helpful conclusions during a "wild card" scenario

>>520871899
You claim:
>the speed we've measured in the short time we've seen it
>claims to know everything about it

I can tell you love Reddit and I can also tell you're one of those people who claims to know everything about everything whilst knowing jack shit.

>globohomo shills trying this hard to silence discussion and anyone thinking it’s not a comet
ALIENS 100% confirmed

Nobody would be wasting this much time trying to force people to believe it’s a comet unless it wasn’t a comet.

NOT A COMET

ALIEN MOTHERSHIP

>hurrr durrr derp i said it’s a comet
Go ahead and kill yourselves. Just do it. Kill yourselves, we’re going to kill all you globohomo sell out traitors anyways.

Those ICE detention camps for illegals are just practice runs for wiping you antichrist scum out.

And now we got the best air support in this solar system to make sure nobody intervenes.

WE MUST QUICKLY UNITE UNDER ONE WORLD GOVERNMENT TO TAKLE THOSE AYYYS

>>520872410
Where's your proof it's an alien mother ship? We have multiple research papers and articles from actual scientists who do this for a living. You have sensationalist articles from a Jewish merchant and Indian slop YouTube videos.

>>520864466
Yeah that's about one Texas

>>520872595
>where’s your proof where’s your proof
Bitch I’m not wasting time on you when you’re not here to have a discussion but poison it.

So Kys and or die just like your predecessors have before you.

>>520846772
BIGGER

>>520872410
Hey bro it's just a comet

i wonder if aliens ahve their own version of jesus

>>520872410
There's obviously a shitload of money funding bots shilling that Atlas 3/I is an alien ship. Now you have to figure out what they're trying to direct your attention away from.

>>520838103 (OP)
It's finally breaking apart. Isn't nature beautiful... Digits should affirm.

>>520874432
they pray to Allah 19

>>520874546
>you all should form a one world government btw

>>520868262
a comet? with no tail? you're insane

>>520854731
fucking kek
>>520838103 (OP)
Do we have a date for the aliums to land here so I know when this shit will go away?

>>520838103 (OP)
Well if their technology ain't much beyond ours at least we can yeet it.
Cos if something was coming for us it would be phasing into our dimension on top of us.