Thread 520848162

>Government recovers £74m from asylum hotel firms
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c709k1zx0ljo
>Pride plummets across Sir Keir Starmer's Divided Kingdom - as poll reveals 'frightening' decline in public happiness
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-15265281/National-pride-plummeted-society-divided-Keir-Starmers-Britain.html
>Police release CCTV image in urgent appeal as woman 'sexually assaulted' on train
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2130853/police-release-cctv-image-woman-sexually-assaulted-train
>BBC rebukes newsreader who corrected ‘pregnant people’ to ‘women’
https://archive.ph/SKetJ
>UK rejected atrocity prevention plans for Sudan despite warning of possible genocide
https://www.theguardian.com/global-development/2025/nov/07/aid-cuts-uk-rejected-atrocity-prevention-sudan-civilians-rsf-massacres-el-fasher
>Andrew summoned by US Congress to explain Jeffrey Epstein links
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/home-news/prince-andrew-jeffrey-epstein-links-b2860177.html
>‘Anti-black’ racism ‘baked’ into Met Police, damning report warns as staff face hostility for speaking out
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/met-police-racism-report-london-stephen-lawrence-b1256920.html
>MPs warn chancellor 'not to cave in to industry scaremongering' over gambling tax rises
https://www.itv.com/news/2025-11-06/mps-warn-chancellor-not-to-cave-in-to-industry-scaremongering-on-gambling-tax

For anyone wondering why there are so many articles lately about trains, they've started a public transport psyop which they trained for back in March: https://www.btp.police.uk/news/btp/news/england/emergency-services-take-part-in-invaluable-multi-agency-exercise--cannon-street/

hola fellow whoamans and mentlegen

mental how easy it was to get away with shit back in the day
the IRA literally drove up to downing street and lobbed mortars at it

Imagine being a jolly little nigger and just traveling from train to train stabbing anyone you want, sounds like a cosy little pastime. Must be a lot of fun seeing as a good number of them do it.

this racist old man should have never been allowed on air. who the fuck screens these guests?

>>520848162 (OP)
*psyop
>media op
Get with the times, boomer.

playing destiny 2
in me boxies
gonna make some bacon
full pack
butter fried
for a snack
and some bananananana chips
and non alcoholic pina colada
and some green tea
lush
let the catposting commence

You know we could all face prison for the memes we possess on our devices?

>>520848298
This. Why do trains have this effect on them? Do we need to ban them from trains?

>>520848267
Remember that absolute madlad who fired an RPG at the mi5 building.
They never said which RPG, but I'm guessing Neverwinter Nights.

>>520848306
Hero during the war and now hero in peacetime too. Starmer will be out for his blood.

>>520848404
shit like this is how smallpox started

it beggars belief how much the governments of this country have screwed up the last 30 years

is it possible to foster better relationships between all folks besides just calling the kebab guy bossman?

>>520848212
get bummed kikes

>>520848362
>down pub
Top-notch ID, m8.

>>520848396
who are these guys? i want some

>>520848538
That's rude

>>520848396
Do they all look like that or is he the one who eats all the diseased newborns?

mandem on the streets lookin for da big peng ting. yugetme? mandem roadman ting.

>>520848595
Having a couple beers, but not down the pub

wigger starmer seether in?

>>520848162 (OP)
What a marvelous spread of news. A fine bake indeed.

Need to get a job as a business consultant where I can charge big bucks to walk into businesses, observe them for a little while (flirting with the receptionists throughout), stroke my chin, and then recommend that they hire infinity jeets. Then I double dip by working with a jeet providing company.

>>520848697
Free the mandem

>>520848805
Look at the size of that CCTV camera. Probably got a hidden gun turret inside that thing.

Unfollowed all asian women on social media getting a bit obsessed with the digital harem

>>520848717
Einstein was a fraud. Stole everything he ever published and his co-ethnics ran an extremely rabid, often violent PR campaign to force people to recognise him as a genius. The Soviet Union even jailed people for denying it.

>>520848863
Thats basically business tech consultancy in a keema naan. I don't miss the work.

good vid this week lads

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aWTDBZ0t7No

>>520848962
holy shit, kek

>>520848162 (OP)
>Andrew summoned by US Congress
if congress summoned brit/pol/ anons, would you go or ignore it? The Andrew Formerly Known As Prince is right to ignore it.

Imagine if they send Prevent after the 100 year old WW2 veteran, lmao

>>520848997
Don't care. I just like that pic

>>520848962
Bolted on the side, that or that black bit is a floodlight.

>>520848805
He should replace it with a hamas flag to see how they'd react.

>>520849083
Our courts summoned Musk and he just ignored it.
But I wouldn't put it past our authorities to force him to go.

>>520849083
I'm not allowed back in America.

>>520848162 (OP)
can anyone find the very first brit/pol/ i think it was Nigel Farage post saying we should have somewhere to discuss British Politics

>>520848500
based grandad would bayonet Starmer if he met him

>>520849083
He really can't catch a break recently. He hasn't even been charged with anything.

>>520849083
Fake government consisting of traitors.
They all get the rope.

>>520849083
Summoned for what?

>>520849211
for what reason? visa overstay?

>>520848490
how we have fallen

>>520849024
I feel like everyone who highlights the masons are hyper focusing on a bunch of cringey faggots who don’t have any real power, and take much of the focus off of the jews, who plainly have all of it, and are the source of our woes.

>>520848306
>>520848490
Traitor to diversity.

>>520849345
they want him to grass up the Epstein Crew.

>>520848306
Notice how the woman tries to cut him off when he mentioned that's not what they died for and the shitskin automatically gets defensive.

>>520849356
Didn't kneel for Fenty, or refused to suck kosher cock

>>520849356
My moral code.

>>520849436
>off of
ESL moment.

>>520849461
got any links for that?

volumes

https://xcancel.com/JewishNewsUK/status/1986424647521390978#m
>BBC Arabic promotes terrorist’s new book called The Holocaust Custodian – written by killer of a Holocaust survivor
What the fuck, I love the licence fee now?!

>>520849117
Wouldn’t fucking surprise me.
It really wouldn’t and that’s the tragedy.

>>520849752
he knows this is how most people feel.
he knows he isn't english or british.

news clews
https://rumble.com/v71dfp2-what-was-it-all-for-special-guest-dr-niall-mccrae-joins-the-show.html

>>520849651
It’s a mutt-Americanism.

>>520849651
That's just how people talk, you gatekeeping jeet.

>>520849651
I’m working clarse mate.

>>520849959
No it's not. Go outside.

>>520849953
im still kekking when he called Dan Hodges saying he looks like Mason Verger

Fucking jannies always have the last laugh. I’m going to bed.

Greg Hadfield, who retweeted Ivor Caplin's gay porn, has his trial beginning in 10 days.

>>520849709
Yeah here
>>520832156

>>520849975
Jump off ‘of’ a cliff you fucking nigger.

>posts a random airport souvenir coin as ‘proof’ of living in Poland
LMFAO

Fucking robots
Tedposter was right

james watson

>>520849975
Yeah moronic zoomers maybe

Where is a good place to visit in the UK away from all of the non native Britons?

>>520850212
Texas.

>>520850212
Liverpool, Newcastle

>>520850212
come visit the south west, it's pretty gud
up norf is okay if you like the a slower vibe
Hereford is quite nice

>>520849752
>Adil Ray
seething

>>520848162 (OP)
Bluds walking wigga iz back 4 more 4reel

mass rape

>>520850613
very german

>>520848162 (OP)
£74m wew lad only £40b to go

>>520849935
A look of concern. People are waking up.
Soon they'll find out how many kids he has fuckrd, too.

>>520850212
York

>>520850613
You will be my sex slave

>>520850710
I saw the figure of £47b mentioned the other day.
Imagine how bad it really is.

>ordering a takeaway is a distant memory for dole spastics
B&M slop is all they deserve

I'd argue for Keith David to live in our ethnostate.

>>520850879
It loses meaning. They're paying millions for wallpaper. The people dealing in budgets at that scale lose their frame of reference.

>>520850190
This site is for zoomers. Language evolves.

I'm liking this
https://youtu.be/ubWmmOd9Wy0

>>520849935
> Let_Me_Tell_You_About_Your_Country.jpg

>>520850613
thanks for creating that

>>520851109
How fucking long does it take to start for christ sake

>stream in 2 hours
That's why its quiet.

>Youth parliament
https://x.com/PolitlcsUK/status/1986528184657920323?t=iKqbTTD705_clWYICLf7PA&s=19

>>520851227
A chav in france

>>520851227
Didn't smell him before?

>https://www.zmescience.com/science/scientists-found-the-limit-of-human-vision-and-its-lower-than-8k

Science says we don't need 8K or even 4K tvs because we can't see the difference between 1440p and 4K on a 44" screen at 2.5m away.
tbgh 1080p is good enough for me on 50" LG

How will islamophobes ever recover from this

>>520851322
alri le la

>>520851356
nah been grinding d2 kek
I tend to glaze over seethe these days anyway
you alri la?

>>520851227
i'm upping your rent

>>520851252
Bigger the build up
The better the song

>>520850975
>3.8% inflation for 3 solid months
>£100 takeaway 1st month
>£103.80 2nd month
>£107.74 3rd month
£111.83 this month, a solid example of how statistics lie and how the government lies when it says it wants to get inflation down to 2%
Enjoy paying 2% on a £200 takeaway, but don't worry they got the inflation under control.

>>520851437
Look into why digital blur is a thing.
>>520851481
Aye. Fucking around with selfhosted ai video generation, installed 512 gigglybots of RAM earlier.

>>520850099
thanks

>>520851624
It finished before it started

Wigger Pig

>>520851626
>The population of Britain in 1955 was approximately 50.5 million.
>The population of the United Kingdom is estimated to be approximately 71.3 million in 2025.
Historical Trends

The foreign-born population has grown steadily over the decades:
Census Year Foreign-Born Population Percentage of Total Population
2001 4.9 million 8.3%
2011 8.0 million 12.7%
2021/22 10.7 million 16%
Over half of all males born are named Muhammad as of 2018, kek
You';re a dead nation with barbarians wearing your skins.

>>520851452
Both Britain and America massively ramped up muslim immigration after numerous terror attacks

>>520851769
Genuinely looks like any average luton paki

>>520851270
i wonder what you need to do to be involved in that? none of them have what it takes to make it into adult parliament as they are not going to be personable enough to win round the money men and local party.

>>520851626
isn't it an annual percentage?

>>520851664
ComfyUI?

>>520852001
Has there been a single MP that was also in the Yoof Parliament?

>>520851270
>>520852001
I cantfind the timestamp, but there's a point where the speaker is particularly noncey.
>>520852112
SwarmUI.

>>520851626
they say it is 3.8% for the previous 12 months, 3 months in a row. annual rate is 3.8%, each month a new annual rate.
meaningless though because the Bag or Basket or whatever they call the things they include are random and not applicable to anyone but the imagined person.

>>520851769
>>520851911
Reminded me of some Muslim I worm with.
>>520851755
Why?

>>520851769
so that's why they don't eat bacon

>>520850710
i think that was just a small part of the taxi bill, paying migrants to drive migrants to a doctors surgery before taking them back to their hotel.

no wonder we need to increase income tax

>>520848162 (OP)
An absolute shite thread

Pour one out for Dewey lads. He passed away today.
>>520852301
You worm with pakis?

>>520852350
what the so-called "Ruling" class is doing to all Europeans would be considered Ethnic cleansing and cruel and inhumane if done to animals.
By creating the environments they did deliberately would lead to a psychologically inhospitable environment for the average European to feel comfortable creating families, cultures, and societies.
It's one of the most evil and cruel acts I've ever seen done on purpose.
Immigration is hitting its peak and Starmer, instead of hitting the breaks, is calling for immigration to accelerate as he scraps what would have been the Conservative's final solution to get deportations rolling.
He is sending a signal to the world "IMMIGRANTS ARE WELCOME, AND WILL GET TO STAY IN 4 STAR HOTELS"

Many more immigrants are in the UK instead of France. If you are an immigrant in France, you will be immediately looking at risking your life to get on a boat so you can live in luxury in the UK. If the UK tries to do anything bad to you, you can sue them and get £200,000 or even £1,000,000. You will live in more luxury than its countrymen.
The demographic of my village is shifting. Healthcare is vanishing from my local area. The world is becoming more isolating and dangerous.

We could survive one more term but it will leave lasting damage to our economy and country that we shouldn't have to shoulder.
Imagine telling someone "sorry, you've got to wait 4 more years before you can afford a house"
Because the system isn't about you or your families having kids but there being a cheap and abundant workforce of any background for the ruling class to live easy off of.
YOU adopting a Indian is the same for your rulers as you having a kid.

>>520848717
we need to ban swimming because it's unfair to POC who can't swim

no more rewards should be allowed for any swimming-related sport or occupation
lifeguards should not be required to learn to swim

>>520852001
I had a scottish GF that looked like that once
we're all crazy in our teens aren't we lads

>>520852718
She’s now your wife

>>520852436
Oh no!! Oh fuck. A true original thinker.
A Nobel prize winner - a genius.

>>520851664
nice
what for?
I'll be dabbling with that eventually

>>520851769
looks polish

>>520852878
I can't tell if you're being genuine or not.
>>520852896
Shits and giggles, though the real reason for the upgrade was for LLM training. Gonna take a year or so I think for that project though.

>>520852159
Only one apparently, Lauren Sullivan.

>>520853104
>Lauren Sullivan.

>>520848490
>"What what what do you mean by that though??"

asked the paki invader as the newsreel lists this at the bottom.

Galatians 1:8, "But even if we or an angel from heaven should preach to you a gospel contrary to the one we preached to you, let him be accursed"

>>520853241
Green Finch & Linnet Bird

>>520850975
Just got £850 spends from my combined PIP and UC, living in my mummies house that I pay no rent on. Plenty for a lovely Maple BBQ & Bacon Double Quarter Pounder delivered by my mate Muhammad, propa lush.

>>520853211
he had one last chance to name the jew and he decided to take it to his grave instead

>>520853337
just make sure you help around the house and with the gas and electric

>>520852718
Not that fucking crazy lad, strewth...

The vids from yesterday seem like the police were spending more time and effort berating and observing the fans than the muzzie horde that came, lol

>>520853337
You must be drowning in Puss.

>>520853211
lel he thoght it would be a neasy trap but the old guy just ignored it and then kissed the repro band woman's hands which probably counts as sexual assualt though

>>520853550
Senior officers have met with the Community Leaders, and determined how best to police the event in accordance with the wishes of the Community, innit

>>520853094
nice
gonna upgrade my cpu and gpu on this rig in the new year
then I'm gonna build my linux rig and move over to that when I get used to it and have tested gaming and stuff
then I'll probs repurpose this shitrig for my llm stuff

Well I'm in love I'm in love with a beautiful gal
That's what's the matter with me
I'm in love I'm in love with a beautiful gal, but she don't care about me

>>520853551
Inflation usually hits the slags very last, not as bad as you might think.

>>520853599
>lel he thoght it would be a neasy trap

They're always ready to attack

>>520853947
>Inflation usually hits the slags very last
Not the ones round my way by the look of it, proper porkers down here

>>520850975
Kinda funny mate
>be me
>work with a bunch of pill heads
>sound lads honestly
>end of every shift we used to get take outs
>used to get 2 pizzas 2 wraps for £9
>the turkish kebab would always throw in extras for us
>wedges/chicken/cola whatever he had going
>then it was end of every month
>then the extras stopped
>then the deals stopped
>then the food quality dropped off a cliff
>was not even edible tier watery mystery meat slime ball shite
>then the price doubled
>then everyone stopped ordering
>all local take aways have changed owners several times now
All in the space of 3 years. Quality has gone back up slightly as no one at all orders take out anymore but still. Fooked beyond repair mates.

>>520853744
Look into liquid cooling. Use pcpartpicker.

>>520853947
Slags who give it away just start charging

>>520851769
send it to the front lines

>>520853337
>Dole spastic desperately trying to find a 0.01% niche where dole spasticing still works and you don't end up starving and freezing to death
Sad hungry cunt

Watching some naughty videos with me mum

fucksake

>>520848306
Let me guess, he was upset because one of the people interviewing him was brown

Hard times

Is the push button test good enough for smoke alarms or do I need to test them with actual smoke?

Also if real world tests ARE needed, how the fuck am I supposed to do real world tests for carbon monoxide alarms and kitchen heat alarms?

>>520853550
the aston villa match happened?

burp

fuck you assholes screen ips how hard is this

>>520854114
I used to have a wardrobe like that.

>>520854164
steam

>>520854147
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egot4O9xHu4

>>520854164
>Brown fingers typed this.

>>520854164
>Sydney Sweeney's Nipple Test Smoke Alarms
Just take my money

>>520854029
>Nooo! Dole spastics still rule. We're the cool kids with loads of money
Sad cunt doesn't realise we can watch his money dwindle before our very eyes because his bennies are public knowledge and inflation is biting his meagre bennies hard.
Time to get a job

>>520854212
But your Bricky mates found out?

>>520854147
So, it happened again...

>>520854322
I made that malteser head edit

>>520854438
>So, it happened again...
When isn't it happening over there?

>>520848548
>it beggars belief how much the governments of this country have screwed up the last 30 years

You haven't enjoyed 30 years of Blairism? Chairman Mao Zetone will be upset no doubt.

>>520854055
will do la, cheers
bacon time

>>520854436
Nah, took a halberd to it when I had a melty a decade ago.
>>520854500
Proper butter, aye?

>>520854438
Tactics, determination you name it ... it stinks!

>>520854212
>Used to
What happened to it? Looks really nice

>>520854055
>Look into liquid cooling
Bloke can't even fit ram

>>520854500
>>520854560

https://weeknob.com/

We need a special highway for Uber eats drivers so they can deliver my food quicker

>>520850975
JTRIG post

>>520854212
what, sequinned dresses? bit gay

>>520854147
>mohammad
>Lily white english girl
could not be more poetic names

Apparently Axel's parents were on benefits

>>520854161
Hamas said to him "we'll make you pay"

>>520854883
they should also get discounted motability for faster cars

>>520854147
partry parcel

>>520854883
imagine the amount of brown hands that have touched your food on its way from preparation to delivery. you make me sick

>>520854612
But massive reinforcements are definitely needed right now...what do you think, /pol/?

Honestly though, who cares about 5000, 10000 raped and murdered white women, think of the takeaways, I for one am willing to shoulder that coat, I can take it

>>520854980
Explains his bunkbed.

>>520854980
Deserved to be, the were black after all

>>520854980
Apparently water is wet, more information as we get it.

>>520855102
Wot? is something kicking off?

One of your racist idols has died, brincels

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cn8xdypnz32o

>>520854980
I remember that his brother was some form of spazz, so they were probably getting PIP for him (motability an all?)

>>520854980
They're claiming that Axel ran a 'genealogy business' from his bedroom that was making good money. Sounds believable.

>>520855153
>2009 the year all bongs gave up their identity and nation forever
kek

>>520855122
When I was a lad I wouldn't in my wildest dreams have imagines a maccies takeout, modernity is truly a wonder

Why do hispanics hit the wall so hard?

>>520855206
>>520852436
Late to the party boyo.

>>520854161
they never called him back

>>520855206
still hasn't been proven wrong
i don't know that for sure
but i believe it with all of my heart
and that's what matters

>>520855296
Genetics.

>>520855206
The guy who co-discovered DNA says nigs are dumb - who am I do argue

>>520855256
Yeah, the dad was a taxi driver as well I think he was on benefits tho.
Can't wait for waymo to come and automate all taxi jobs

>>520855206
Just squeeze that onto the bottom there and hope no one reads it lmao

>>520854821
Rude

>>520855273
Yeah I can get KFC to my door about anytime I want, few thousands dead lasses I don't even know, I'll pay that price, I don't even know any of them, it doesn't affect me personally

missus just called me disgusting sticky turd
wat do?
preferably in iambic pentameter

>>520855339
Well if it makes you feel any better they'll never back it up, anon, kek
check this out.
>>520848448
>You can't argue science. The science on this was already done and he's wrong.
Prove this and post actual studies and research papers with links to references, thank you.

>>520855296
She's vegan. If she just had a few egg plants to harvest she'd be a lot healthier

>>520855399
>auctioned it for £.6m
He should have invested it all into anti-BAME initiatives just to spite the fuckers

>>520855296
Veganism isn't it, bitches need meat wether they admit it or not

When shit kicks off I'll come to the UK and help you take your country back bruddas.

Most rapist in Japan are Japanese, so it's illogical to be opposed to Somalian immigration to Japan on the basis that they will commit crime.

>>520855459
Buy some flowers, pretty daisey's might relieve the gloom.

I see Brian Gay is in the news again.
What is it with parents of dead kids becoming grifters?

>>520855459
Ah, so she hath unleashed her venomed tongue,
And called thee “sticky turdwat” graceless blow!
Now still thy wrath, though fire burns the lung,
For wit, not war, must answer such a foe.

Go forth not raging, slamming door or plate,
But turn her curse to jest with cunning art;
Say, “Love, thy words like Shakespeare’s sonnets rate,
Such filth! Such flair! Thou masterpiece of heart!”

Then wash thyself (for “sticky” wounds the pride),
And scent thy skin with civet, musk, or thyme.
For kings once bathed to quell their queenly chide,
And lovers oft regain their grace through rhyme.

If peace she seeks not still, nor soft reply,
Then sleep elsewhere... let turdwats dream awry.

last week i gave my pakistani neighbour some ferrero rocher for his birthday
today it's my birthday and nothing yet
might become a white supremacist

Axel parents are playing stupid especially the mum.
Honestly mental how we let in a shit tonne of Africans

>>520855669
everybody has a limit

>>520854164
Yiddish

>>520855694
The mum is worse

>>520855206
Buy rEd's book. Available at Amazon and all good book stores.

>>520855694
>post pile
Absolute nigger tier behaviour.

>>520855669
oh ambassador you're really spoiling us

>>520855748
shame about those far-right extremist pipelines radicalizing our young men

>>520854560
shhhh

>>520854814
I thought this was gonna be like meatspin ffs

>>520855669
pakis wake up late and eat dindins late
10pm is a perfectly normal time for a paki family to gather around to eat
he's probably still cooking a curry for you m8
with very clean hands :)

I do honestly appreciate the sacrifice women have made for multiculturalism and fast food, your sacrifices will remembered when I scran down on me lush slop, thanks gals

>>520854161
how do they always manage to come up with the most retarded and unbelievable horse shit? ''they put stones in my ears and forced me to dance'' lol stfu

>>520855847
I'm drinking, and you cannot quiet my fingers for they shall write the truth.

love brit/pol/ me
don't even have to be partaking
can just be sat off reading you lot nattering amongst yourselves and it makes me smile kek

>>520855962
Silence, I guess.

>>520855962
sounds like something mr darcey would say before fingerblasting elizabeth

>>520855296
she's not hispanic tho

In his excellent nappy ffs

>>520856048
I'm not familiar with the reference.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L0M_YyMiGMM

>>520855789
Sexish

me when bogdan turns up for a scrap
https://x.com/boldyboy1975/status/1986713785906647456

>>520854147
there's no way this is real with those names

>>520856457
nah thats bogdan
me on the left you on the right

KEK

>>520856631
LOL

>>520855896
Might start replying to rape news on x with 'thank you for service, this curry is fucking lush'

on a scale from 1 to arserape how much better would a new gen i7 be versus an i7 7700hq?

also from a scale from 1 to arserape how much better would a 3070 be versus my old 1070?

>>520856919
cunts a ninja

>>520856794
>Some of you may be raped, but that is a sacrifice I am willing to make

>>520856919
bogdan would be quivering in his size 7 lifts

>>520854147
to think, in 2014 he was just a harmless tobacco smuggler, and now he's a murderer

https://www.dudleynews.co.uk/news/11277728.cops-seize-illegal-tobacco-worth-150k-after-spotting-overloaded-car-in-dudley/

>>520857074
KEK

I would be best friends with the jubilee dalek if it were real.

>>520857013
Any 'ardman crumples with a knee to the bollocks, or a thumb in the eye.
>>520857074
You're implying he leaves the house.

>>520856919
studied the blade

>>520857078
>D U D L E Y Y Y Y !
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DFdaAPLBchO/?hl=en-gb

>>520848538
Cowpox is actually how smallpox got eradicated

i'm feeling like a deliveroo , been 7 days sober but they're ofering me £7 off if i spend over £20 and it includes teh kebab shop, which makes it basically free food, help me 4chan you're my only hope

>>520857199
am josh
I stopped drinking
if you start drinking again
that means you're worse than me
bosh

Do you guys get free electricity hours from octopus energy? Are there any tricks I can do, like charge car batteries and run my house off them during regular hours? The misses just puts an extra wash on to save 15p, sometimes have to wear the same socks because she wants to wait for the fucking octopus.

>>520857297
no i get food

How long till bread lines in this country?

>>520857331
the best trick you can do is register a business at your home address for £1 and then claim everything you spend on electricity back as business expenses from hmrc

>>520857331
Fire up your bitcoin mining setup

Tell me how to get a wife like this

>>520857510
See >>520857454

>>520857074
How would you handle yourself with your year 8 of fighting expertise? Considering you've never been in a fight and I'd whoop your ass effortlessly you wee fanny lmfaooo

>>520857120
>1pbtid
Pretty sure that story ran the other year, or I'm suffering clairvoyance induced from CERN.
>>520857183
Geezers coked up.

>>520856946
about 10 times better

This is what cool looks like
https://youtu.be/3wXiVPxFJVE

Bad parenting and a generation of kids growing up with tiktok and other shit is gonna be really bad, I expect the gap between the rich and poor to grow even bigger because of this

>>520857651
holy shit

>>520857434
He's not very bright. He tries though
Bless him

>>520856457
>>520856833
>>520856919
is this AI? the video quality seems weird. not blurry like typical AI slop, almost like the opposite, too crisp.

I'm like jon jones compared to stench lmfao

>>520857706
Tiktok is making all the zoomers rich

>>520854071
found this song about a week ago via youtube shorts about the 90's kek nice song

>>520857199
In 2025 picking up your own takeaway is a revolutionary act
I mean fuck it, you don't even have to cook; having a fucking microwave dinner from tesco that you physically purchased yourself in the shop is a revolutionary act compared to paying a brown person whose only reason for being here is to make money from your laziness

>>520857789
and dench is aspinall

>>520857786
Its real.

>>520854438
>>520854612
mug mug mug

corrr that bacon was lush

>>520855242
How could an african not know about bowen arrers?

>>520857886
KEK

>>520857947
could do with a /ukug/

>>520857064
Imagine if all the rightwingers just went
>well it's not ME being raped so whatever

I CANT STOP SHIDDING AND FARDING

>>520857853
i like cooking. what percentile am i in?

>>520856919
Why not just drive his car to some forest nearby for storage or maybe store it relatives or friends place? Literally how easy it is here in finland. they may force it out of register and such but at least they cant actually get it since they dont know where it is.

>>520858085
>>520858085
>>520858085

>>520858044
Uk general? That's brit/po/

>>520858064
corrr

>>520858064
The based one desu

>>520858064
Josh-tier cooking

>>520858099
We have number plate recognition systems everywhere. Its a camera that takes a picture of your number plate and uploads it to a database. Sometimes they can detect you speeding on that alone.

>>520858039
why are you laughing at yourself? are you retarded?

>>520856919
just get in the car and lock yourself in/drive off

>>520858064
why do you have tissue on a plate?
it's already a plate?

>>520858311
>he doesn't get why comparing himself with tomala is a massive L
Kek, you're such a soft little bitch I hope I meet you one day irl and whoop your ass

>>520858443
keep on ducking

>>520858341
it's kitchen roll to soak some of the fat

>>520858515
Honestly though, tom is a bitch and a quitter but he can fight.
You've never been in a fight in your entire life.

I HAVE RETURNED TO KILL THE THREAD.

>>520858263
they are civil recovery not police they don't get cctv

Fucks sake.

I'd be more scared of a woman that trains than of stench

>>520855694
>ordered ricin

Ffs where from, Bioweapons r us?

The only thing scary about stench is his smelly pakistani stench

>>520858788
Read >>520858099 then read >>520858263.

>>520858829
>I'd be more scared of a woman
we know incel

>>520858064
You have percentile dysfunction

"Stench" is quite funny desu. Like "minge". too bad mush mouf didn't come up with it and now he's running it into the ground.

>>520856919
>no one will take my 20 year citroen

>>520858566
Your supposed to eat the fat.