Thread 520871313

The apex. This level of greatness will never be matched again, ever.
>https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=k5dDGWbr-e0&pp=ygUPamFsYW4gY3Jvc3NsYW5k

>>520871313 (OP)
Pampered, ignorant, easy mode life diabetic sacks of shit

>>520871313 (OP)
Appalachians are based as fuck.
I'd still kill them all because they're Americans, but I'd to it quick.

>>520872309
>Invented everything from nothing.
You still haven’t caught up, boy.

>>520872432
You wouldn’t make it two feet into the Ozarks before your ass was a canoe.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=nddEvTKVMWc

>>520872551
They've gone from that book to Fentanyl and Oxycontin, easy mode, spoiled fucktards

>>520872698
Fuck off ytboi, the chinks will do the job for me.

>>520871313 (OP)
https://youtu.be/UEkVkJax2Co?si=k6prWvP3_WKyGyIh
YEEEEEHAW
Fuck Yankees
They killed this country. Enslaved us all to the Empire. Now it's all coming crashing down. Final domino in what was set in motion in 1865. A house divided cannot stand.
https://youtu.be/bEvBCnHPM4Y?si=v-RAcI8qbI5QaOpX
We will rise again from the ashes.

>>520871313 (OP)
hillbillies only know government handout, scrapmetal all over their yard, drinking alcohol that doubles as paint thinner, and incest

>>520872789
Here is a good one for you
https://youtu.be/SJdx14mgiDo?si=KcMPnNFFPH8ssr3n

Also bonus for more modern spin
https://youtu.be/sIqPc0x_544?si=5sbwpgCrtRA215jQ

>>520872984
You got a problem with incest?
>everybody on the planet is related

>>520873151
That fucking preamble.
I thought he was joking for a bit, then I realized he was serious.
Jesus.
How fucking neutered can you get?

>>520872789
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=9ts2Ry3IS5o&pp=ygUeam9obiBkIGhhbGUgYmFuZCByZWJlbCBzb2xkaWVy0gcJCQMKAYcqIYzv

>>520871313 (OP)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sqSA-SY5Hro

>>520871313 (OP)
That looks like Popcorn. Alcoholic who taunted the ATF.

>>520873616
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Nggqe-L9ZQ8

>>520873151
I love that version of good ole rebel too
Listened to all of them at some point

Hadn't heard the modern one tho listening now

https://youtu.be/6VAbrnjdtYw?si=6NQEh30VcGYMN54F
https://youtu.be/dq-1G6Wif8s?si=sTlTwtDhIqes1oVq

https://youtu.be/pA8rhRjiDQo?si=C9jaqM_kE8S9yzaL

Blues guitar was peak American music making

>>520874458
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=j39X9BYVpv8&pp=ygUaTGVhdmVzIG9mIGdyYXNzIGJyb2tlbiBib3c%3D

I grew up in a self-professed hillbilly family. I worked my way through engineering and law school. I never looked back, I loathe my family. To call them incestuous retards is a slur on other incestuous retards. An early memory when I was in second grade is my mom's babysitting sister propping me up on her torso, lifting her top and bra, and making me play with and suck her nipples. In sixth grade her daughter blew me and straddled me. I couldn't get erect because I was years from puberty, thank God. It got worse from that side but I kept focusing on getting the hell out of there, and I did escape. JD Vance effed a couch pillow. They are higher grade than what I hail from. Hillbillies must all go extinct.

>>520875371
Can I get your aunts number?

Country folk are some of the best American people, they are easy going, usually carry weapons in case of any nigger monkeyshines, aren't snooty, they're friendly and generally safe to be around. I had a total hill billy save my ass one time by using his semi truck to haul my broken down car to a service station. He was actually hauling a big load of cars on one of those semi trailers that hold cars on two decks. He saw my car die on the road and just smoothly pulled in front of me and hooked it up and deposited me at the service place. He didn't want any money, or anything at all. Just doing a favor.

OTOH one time I was on the freeway next to a military base and my car started on fire (! lost the oil plug at some point) and a bunch of vehicles collected into a big bunch on the other side of the wire and were scoping my wife and I out with binocs and radioing to base and so my wife yells at them "Why don't you help us you weirdos" and they all got shame faced and got back in their trucks and armored vehicles and drove away.

>>520873299
Damn i forgot about John D Hale i use to listen to him alot growing up

>>520878129
>lost the oil plug at some point)
Whoever did the last oil change is due a beating

>>520878615
Yeah it was the Toyota dealership in Beaverton.