Thread 520872458

How would you handle a situation like this? Reminder that death threats in the state of Florida are a felony.

Say sorry Mr Sheriff

>>520872458 (OP)
I would be super excited to meet the great sheriff Chitwood. I would have to contain myself from giving him a big loving hug. Also, I would have brought flowers and dressed nicer if I knew I was going to be in the presence of a legend.

This is why I always issue Good Health threats to my public officials.

making direct death threats
which has always been illegal
there have been 1000s of MAGAs arrested for making death threats against Biden that you don't hear about

>>520872458 (OP)
I have no idea what this is about, but the last time I received a direct death threat I just laughed and called him a manlet.

You boys behaving yourselves?
I'm always watching. Keep it clean fellas.

I would have just said "in minecraft"

>>520872458 (OP)
Those are both Jews

That's like saying murder is illegal. No shit, retard.

>>520872458 (OP)
Didnt decide to wear your faggot ass bra for your photo op today, Shitwood?

>>520873281
Fucken same! I got a huge koala bear teddy for the Sheriff! We can ride around and bust on neckbeard retards who couldnt organise a wow raid without their mothers help. Then we would go get mad drunk, party hard and donate to a reputable breast cancer charity.

>>520872458 (OP)

I wouldn't, because I wouldn't be caught, nor would I be an obvious jewish asset that was acting off script and had to be recalled by my equally jewish handler. the only good part about the gay Chitwood threads were watching him actively get mad on the TV and on Twitter about being rightfully called a federal kike, because he is.

>>520872458 (OP)
Sherriff Clitwood would swoon over how handsome i am

>>520872458 (OP)
Compliment his beak

>>520872458 (OP)
>>520873679
You're most likely going to Hell.

>>520872458 (OP)
i'm 6'2" and white, that kike would offer to suck my cock and try to hug me, they all do, jews fucking love white guys and that's why they hate us. you hate what you can't be, what you can't have. you didn't even want it anyway.

>>520872458 (OP)
I love when Florida pretends to be anything other than a dumping ground for trash from the Northeast.
>we're a real state don't mess with us >:(
It's like talking to a 5yr old lol

>>520872458 (OP)
I complement his exemplary reception, and let him know that i'll be sure to leave him a 5 star review on Trustpilot once I check out.

>>520872458 (OP)
that's one ugly kike
I bet he could chew through plywood

>>520875151
You wanna chew on his Chitwood!

>>520872458 (OP)
This sheriff is based and I am tired of pretending otherwise:
https://www.foxnews.com/us/florida-sheriff-welcomes-new-yorkers-after-mamdani-win-it-can-beginning-new-life

>>520872458 (OP)
Chitwood WON.

>>520872458 (OP)
I'd just put a smirk on and not say anything (I'm taller than Shitwood)

>>520876371
>(((New Yorkers)))
Yeah, “based”

>>520872458 (OP)
>Dat reptoid facial profile

>>520872458 (OP)
say you think he's sexy and you want to have consentual sex with him in his butthole.

>>520874329
He literally only arrests the most disgusting looking basement dwellers. I got off with a warning and didn't even need a lawyer. It is all theater assholery.

>>520872458 (OP)
shit on the floor

>>520872458 (OP)
Qrd? I work in a mine and haven't followed shit for a while.

>>520876780
Chitty chitty Bang bang! Dude knows the difference between chad banter and tossbag angst.

>>520876780
Did you threaten a government official or a private person? Threats against government officials are prosecuted much more aggressively. You could probably threaten a private person and get away with it, unless it evolves into repeated cyberstalking.

>>520877012
Some 4chan troll threatened a sheriff in Florida. The sheriff extradited the troll to Florida and had him put behind bars for 1 year. Troll lived with his grandma and is famous now. Several others also got arrested for threatening the same sheriff.

can he fuck with me in Canada?

>>520877199
checked thanks

>>520877099
Trolling the jannies into a month long ban got me a visit from the police. I just wanted to say the naughty words for the lols months ago when the weather was starting to get nice anyway. I don't even know what town Shitwood is from.

>>520877012
What's it like working in a mine and what do you guys mine for hans?

>I will not arrest the gang bangers and drug dealers locally I will fly across the country to arrest some nerd

Seems like misappropriation of resources.

>>520872458 (OP)
I'm tall and handsome and I'm not poor so sheriff shekelberg over here, abusing what little power he has would never.

>>520877226
yes, I think one of the guys arrested was from Calgary and got extradited.

Just look at the people Chitwood arrests. Physiognomy does not lie.