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ON PATROL: LIVE STARTS AT 9:00 PM ET AND ENDS AT MIDNIGHT (FRI/Sat)

ON PATROL: FIRST SHIFT STARTS AT 8 PM ET FRI/SAT
>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?

We really have starving animal type heartstring pulling commercials for homeless people now? FUCK that. Fuck those niggers. Most of them don’t want to work they want to get high.

Afternoon, frens.

>>520879796
i want to work, but not for you
nobody has to work for shitty employers
you aren't entitled to my labor

>got him
Nice. I'm gonna have K(orean)FC for dinner.

>>520879341
>>520879504
That was the worst winter of my life and the only friend I had was my dog and I would feed him as much as I could like buying him cheeseburgers from fast food places because was the only thing open after I got off work around 3am and he was the only friend I had after spending 14 hours working like a slave in a warehouse. So yeah I feel bad for that guy because I was in the same position. The vets tried to tell ,e to put him to sleep and I told them no and took him home with me and he died peacefully in my arms 3 months later on thanksgiving night.

>>520879912
if you're a shitty employee, only shitty employers are willing to take a chance on you

>>520879912
You’re gonna be a nigger your whole life, anon.

>>520879937
looks decent
>>520879811
it's a brown taipan!!

You could do an accurated Wanted sketch just from the belongings in that car alone

A'ight, listen up, I'm tryna get some answers 'bout this mess from way back with this Nye County cop and some dude just chillin' in his crib. This cop, without no rhyme or reason, goes and beats on this homeowner, leavin' 'em all messed up. Then, this fool tries to play it off like the homeowner started it.

I know these things don't move fast, and I ain't here to start no beef, but for real, there ain't nothin' out there about what happened after. We need that real talk on police actions to keep the trust and make sure these cats are checked. So, can you give me the lowdown on what's been goin' down? Any probes, any slap on the wrist for the cop? I'd love to know how this whole situation got squared away.

>>520880059
definitely white middle aged women
I'll bet my life on it

This shit has been a real snooze fest tonight

>>520879995
not true in the slightest
so many ppl are bitchy these days
most ppl are simply the same

>duuuude for a second i thought you said they're not gonna be stopping
great comms, officer retard

>>520880045
say that to my lil Draco

>>520880117
Need to bring back chief alex jones in Arkansas

>>520879995

Well that is not true

>>520880247
Say that to my scoped AR15 with extended mag you dumb fucking nigger.

>is your license good?
>it should be

>Orc Taskforce
Did I read that right?

>>520880380
We will probably never watch anything as kino as GROUNZ again. Once in a lifetime trial.

>>520880425
Agreed. I've been chasing that high for a while. Zimmerman trail was pretty kino though.
>jaffa's calling!

>>520880312
I bought a scar 17s back in 2015 for $2500 nib with a trinity scope at a gun show before they got discontinued. That .308 is fucking amazing with the foldable stock.

>>520880425
Whatever happened with his appeals?

>>520880312
imma suckerpunch u with 7.69

>>520880547
Rittenhouse was pretty funny as well. The prosecution pointing the AR at the jury still cracks me up

Why do niggers make their pistols full auto? Doesn't sound like it would be good

curtis just learned about south dakota

>>520880624

One of the most retarded prosecutors I've ever seen lmao

The Johnny Depp trial was good shit too

just taze it

>heard about being a buck in the bedroom
CONFIRMED DAN BREAKS DEM BUCKS

Dans breaking bucks? Is that what I heard him say?

>>520880557
hope you bought some spare parts anon, just to keep the thing running, i bought one myself around the same time period and ended up going on the FN website and just buying tons of random spare parts, anything they had in stock

>>520880547
What did that retard even do? Drive through a parade, right? Did someone die?

>>520881123
I knew I didn't read incorrectly.
>>520880396

>>520881134
FREEDOM ISN'T FREE
ITS COSTS FOLKS LIKE YOU AND ME

>>520881066
Little kids and some old people iirc.

Just tuning in now, anything of note happen tonight or does this show still suck?

>>520881205
A cutie pie in wheeling wv so far is the only thing of note. It's been a snooze fest so far.

>all 3 bravo mikes
this is the blackest night of dan's career

Unbelievably boring video and incident that was irresistible for Dan to air because he's desperate for White "criminals"

What the fuck was this retard doing

>late 30s
>Gen X

>>520881729

>I’m sorry, sir. I can’t sell you this shirt without a valid ID that puts your birth year between 1970 and 1980

>>520881826
kek

>>520881794
I didn't have a name for your band

>>520880578
Dunno, earlier this year he was in court again being convicted for beating his baby mamma.

>we broke up yesterday
>i smoked crack yesterday

>we broke up yesterday
>still riding around in the car with him

shieeeeeeeeeeeet

>>520881878

2 Guys, a Girl, and a Crack Rock

>>520881884
>>520881993
Many such cases

>>520881884
Oh right, maybe no appeal yet.

kek

>whatchu got in yer pants,bro
I pair of balls and dick would be my answer

>>520882244
Kek'ed and Check'ed

Git up in his business brother!

i approve of this taunting after he made the cop dig into his dingleberries

these cops are enjoying fingering this dude wayyyyyyyy too much

>>520882341
stay mad, junkie

>>520882244
>whatchu got in yer pants,bro
>two balls and a stick
>lol that's a good one
>doesn't search you
>actually have 2 big balls of crack and a crack pipe in my pants

Bag looks pretty clean for being up an ass hole

>>520882395
>fartanyl found

Dan loves this because it makes what he considers Trump voters look bad

They’re about to git up in his business too lmao

they're still diggin

Do they smoke it? Are they not aware it'll kill you?

>>520880624
>cryle rottenhouse

>>520882395
>i love fingering guys
whatever floats your boat anon.

>tall tale
its tell tale you fucking retard

imagine the smell

>>520882486
This is the funniest shit I've seen all week. I whole heartedly approve of humiliating junkies.

>>520882491
he would kick your ass even unarmed. he's everything you wish you were.

>>520880624
I miss her, bros

>>520882594
she has an onlyfans anon

>>520882594
She was 16 you fucking pedo

>>520882652
Officer zendejas has a better onlyfans

How much do you think that lady got paid to do a laxative commercial? How much would you need to be paid to do one?

Did anyone ever set up a VLC streamable link for the show or are we relegated to pirated streams my niggers? Requesting your assistance, even though the show is basically over for tonight

>>520882718
uhh source?

Rizzo wishes he was being cavity searched

Prepare the meth head for insertion

>>520882492
get searched, junkie

>>520882788
Probably like $1300. And now she’s known as the bitch who can’t shit forever.

>>520882792
It was a big thing even Dan visited her onlyfans

>>520882846
fuck off tranny

>>520882832
look at this kike witch

>>520882895
i missed it, rip

>>520882946
It was when livepd was lost in the wilderness

Dan couldn't wait until tomorrow for White Nite after all the Black perps that kicked off this ep. He cued up all White perps - and guess what, they're all completely harmless. No comment about that from Dan.

>>520882652
Link plz

>>520882832
The previous break also had a constipation ad and it featured a large Black woman skateboarding through the sky. No cap.

>kicked out of every food city in the united states
no officer mombutt tonight

He's getting his free meal?

Hey mishpacha! It's been ages since I've checked in for a schmooze! Hey, does anyone know what became of that shmendrik cop from Nye County over a year ago? The one who, for no good reason, barged up to a homeowner and swung him right through the window at the front of his own house, then had the chutzpah to blame the homeowner? I'm always curious about what happened to that tuchus.

i want to see officer shortstuff one more time before the show ends tonight

>>520883091
Yes, but it will make you think hamburger helper is a 5 star cuisine with what they give you. That’s why when people who get out of jail/prison the first meal they want is McDonald’s

>>520883127
Honestly you people laugh at toilet paper hoarders, but you really don’t have enough toilet paper yourselves. The average person uses a roll of toilet paper per day. If you have a family of 4, that’s 28 rolls a week. Over 100 a month. Toilet paper rolls will be worth their weight in gold in a few months, because everyone needs it.

>>520882211

holy fucking shit omfg
Why would anyone want to go out on a Friday night
when they could stay at home and laugh their fucking
ass off to this shit?

lofl

>>520883260
What the hell did you just prepare for, citizen? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in underground survival, I’ve stockpiled over 300 cans of beans, and I’m trained in economic collapse survival tactics. I’m the top prepper in the entire continental United States. You are nothing to me but just another uninformed normie. I will warn you with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my words.

You think you're safe because you’ve got a savings account? Think again, civilian. As we speak I am contacting my network of off-grid operatives across the country and your local fiat currency is being devalued right now, so you better prepare for the storm.

Do not go to New York. In the coming weeks, that place is going to light up like a Christmas tree in a microwave. Buy as many guns as your budget and local laws allow (or don’t—your call). Ammunition will vanish faster than your retirement fund.

Hyperinflation is coming. You’re gonna wish you had a wheelbarrow of silver and a Bitcoin flash drive shoved in your bug-out bag. Keep cash? Ha! Good luck bartering Monopoly money for a bottle of iodine tablets.

I’ve been identified by the secret prepper council as the leaker of the last few Reddit posts. I know this means the black helicopters are en route. This is my final broadcast.

But YOU? You still have time. The fate of the free world rests in your trembling, Dorito-dusted hands.
DO NOT let Israel win this war, whatever that means to you. Interpret it cryptically. Spread this post wide like I spread conspiracy theories at Thanksgiving dinner.

Guns. Silver. Ammunition. Water. Spam. Tactical cargo pants. These will be your sacred relics when society collapses under the weight of its own unpreparedness.

You think this is a game? I’ve survived 12 economic doomsday predictions, 9 end-of-the-world dates, and a Costco run during a toilet paper shortage. I’m ready. Are you

try to feel your brain smoothing out, anon

>>520882594
>>520882652
What’s her handle?!?!

>>520882654
It was like 5 years ago, faggot. She’s at least over 18 by now.

Why are most American ads about insurance or medication?

>>520882832
Whenever my girl is constipated she wants me to do anal. Opens her right up.

>>520883365
Kek
Listen here Jack, I’m gonna set you straight. I’ll say this only once so listen up fat. Back in my day we didn’t call it Covid whatever, we called it the “Shanghai Shivers”. Okay here’s the deal, Slick. I used to know a guy, went by the name Cornflake Jackson. Ol’ Cornflake used to play guitar down at the pool hall. He caught the “Shanghai Shivers” one year, and let me tell you, if Cornflake Jackson says, “It ain’t no thang” you can take that to the bank, Buckaroo. That’s how I know you are full of shit. I’d punch your daughter in the mouth.

>>520883815
*Whispers*
Take the vaccine

It’s ogre

>>520883885

That’s not funny. I remember someone who died of COVID they regretted not getting the vaccine. They were struggling for each breath when that tree fell on them.

>>520883815
We’ve completed the cycle tonight. See ya tomorrow pal

>>520881134
>>520881197
lmao