Thread 520887904

Don't post hot garbage, you cunts!

>>520888035
Cute huntsman, won't hurt you... I'm just acting hard, I am actually a coward. My wife would pick that up and take it outside though.

>>520888097
one day, he'll slip and land in the water. they're all waiting for that day.

>>520888035
the thumbnail alone is enough for me, fuck spiders and fuck australia

>>520888623
he's an expert at that maneuver.

>>520888372
its harmless pussy. How did you guys get to moscow lmao

>>520888724
Even chimps like boobs.

>>520888945
This cat thought this was a threat and on her plates were lots of threats. Labradors wouldnt be that stupid.

>>520888097
LMAO

based /an/ webm saver

>>520888724
I still don't get the appeal of interracial porn.

>>520888097
A day in the life of Florida man

>>520888724
Shame it didn't progress further

>>520888236
The look of disgust, followed immediately by the look of terror.
Some things transcend the need for words.

>>520889064
No it did not you dumb fuck.
The cat didn't want some bitch annoying them.
Then he dumped that bowl of shit in her lap because the cat at that point was fuck all.

basedAF cat

>>520888945
I had a cat back in the day that would thot patrol.
He was the best.

>>520888097
Well they learn fast lol

>>520887904 (OP)
I lived in an LA suburb and multiple times have had substitute teachers from the inner city school districts teach and they always comment how we're the best class they've ever taught. I've had literally 0 black classmates except a few when I entered high school.

>>520889768
impressive

>>520887949
A coal burner yeah okay dude

>>520888097
I'd like to have this with made up subtitles including the gator ones

>>520888171
Getting over your fear of spiders feels really good, anon.
I used to have the typical reaction to spiders
>kill it! Kill it!
But when I learned that:
1. They can't see you
2. They have *zero* interest in you
3. They eat the insects that bite you or cause problems in the house

I simply stopped being afraid. Now if I turn a light on and there's a spider on the wall just inches from my face I say, "hi spider." I let them do their thing and don't have a real reaction to seeing them now.

>>520890146

https://vocaroo.com/13nVHiXOFBkE

>>520888666
Checked. That sloth is *running*

>>520887904 (OP)
Teachers are just gay groomers anyways. They no longer deserve any respect from people. Hell, I would leave a kid with a catholic priest before a public school teacher.

>>520888236
Orcas are so fucking based

>>520889000
Kek wtf

>>520888257
Is that real?

>>520889636
Those cats pay attention better than niggers

>>520888623
Huh weird almost like that horse has done that a million times

>>520889000
His pal at the end
>Bro wtf are you doing

>>520890209
I saw that episode of Cops. The little nigglet was selling drugs out of her car

>>520887949
Get ready to eat your words my dude. She is a cultural ambush to attack white people.

>>520889851
cope kike. white power jew boy

>>520889892
nice pig slop a.i. faggot

>>520890451
>did someone really make that meme?
Yes

>>520888236
i love orcas

>>520891000
Me too lil buddy

>>520889393
I notice it's always a white hand that's in these sorts of videos.
Just once I'd like to see a brown guy out in nature, going the extra mile to help a random wild animal.
I know sometimes Africans or Indians at conservations will help a sick or trapped elephant but that's not quite what I mean.

>>520888840
kitty smelled the fish

>>520891000
I want them thiccer.

>>520891255
Reminder there have been ZERO officer fraggings in Ukraine.

Z E R O
E
R
O

>>520888236
>look it is the same color and smell as me

>>520890433
Dolphins are to bonobos as Orcas are to Chimpanzees.

Faggy orgy parties vs murderous warbands.

>>520891416
God bless these seagulls.

>>520889586
the kraken claims another ship.

>>520891344
Ah yes because wartime Ukraine is always transparent

>>520891583
Right faggot, given they are still abducting people off the street would you describe the amount of fraggings as sufficient?

Spoiler alert, these men are not being put in the military.

>>520887949
Why is everyone obsessed with this ugly bitch? Has america run out of pretty white women?

>>520888097
*BONK*

>>520888724
Jealous yt boi?

>>520889636
>Joe, what the fuck are we doing here?
>Studying.
>We're cats, Joe.
>Just let her have it.
>Fine.

>>520888820
There aren't big spiders in Moscow, so it's easy

>>520891193
too late goy, no refunds

>>520891657
I find it amusing that you think you know what's going on there from your unbiased source(s).

>>520889636
i've seen enough porn movies to know how this ends.

>>520891676
Is this level of flexibility achievable natty?

>>520891673
It's like that scene from Tarzan

>>520891268
>going the extra mile to help a random wild animal
He hurt the frog and its lunch.

>>520892026
need to get a monkey outfit

>>520892120
>its lunch
You realize that frog cannot possibly eat that bird right? It doesn't even have proper teeth so it's not like it's going to get the head off and just eat that

>>520888623
you just know

>>520892255
The the guy should've cut off the bird's neck so the frog can swallow it. Rules of nature, the duck lost fair and square.

>>520891881
an asian made this.

>>520887904 (OP)

help pls
>help pls

Can someone tell me if there is a site for making this template (gif + white banner and plain text) or do you guys just use ms paint or something

I have an idea for funny may may but i dont want to do any more than the absolute bare minimum amount of work to make it

>>520892354
The rules of nature would have them both die, probably. Frogs tend to have trouble regurgitating so there's decent odds it would have just gotten stuck

>>520892354
>>520892421

Stfu NPC Anons, you don't know what a force of nature even is

>>520890380
>pic
They'll find out if they fly home for Thanksgiving.

>>520892120
he saved both the duck and the frog from itself.

>>520891863
"muh war crimes" was literally a jewish invention in the first place to demonize Whites, its just now biting them in their own ass. Doesn't mean we should play along and oppose ethnic cleansing as a concept.

>>520892556
timmy got cucked

>>520891870
>they aren’t really drafting people!
God damn just fuck off.

>>520892602
based

>>520891621

Lol Anon

What a brat

>>520892630
you are a sad brown incel albeit. brain is totally gone.

>>520891193

These boomer NPCs that were golems for Jews, Piggers, Niggers, Faggots, and Roasties, are going to Hell with them Lmao Anon

Straight White Non Jews aren't going anywhere, assholes.

>>520892722
>57 nature webms
its a humor thread. not autisticly post every webm you have thread.

>>520892640
What are you insinuating? They're obviously drafting people. We don't know how many Russians or Ukrainians:
>fled
>imprisoned
>conscripted
>deployed
>wounded
>maimed
>killed

>>520891676
I remember her from the 2024 shapeshifter competition

>>520888257
anyone got the one that goes
>how can you call this food authentic if it's not grilled over a burning pile of trash

>>520890433
They seem like they enjoy a laugh.

>>520892415
I figgered it out

rate my maymay

>>520892415
>>520892996
how about you kys instead retard

>>520892799
Oh, they are drafting people then?
Then let’s revisit the same fucking conclusion again:
There is an insufficient amount of fragging.

Stupid fucking jeet.

>>520891676
It was unorthodox, but I don't think it deserved the backlash.

>>520891212
Umm.. denim chicken?

>>520888176
Vampire's coast doomstack

>>520893026
no can do, im a professional memer now.
internet needs me

>>520888666
Majority of the population of the Earth vs kikes

>>520889549
If you mace someone that close you’re macing yourself too.

>>520891212
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/BXC5H2Acewo

>>520893107
Kek

>>520891040
This video is older than you, fag. Goats are primed to burn off their parasites on open flame

>>520887904 (OP)
Lmao you pathetic racists never fail to make me laugh with your “pol humor” threads. Face it, most poc will be infinitely more successful than any of you sad virgins will ever be. You are on the wrong side of history, get over it losers

>>520893031
Officer fragging is the kind of thing censorship was made for. One singular case could embolden others. Surely vietnam would have all kinds of examples as this war the terminology came from. However we have no evidence ZERO. NO OFFICERS WERE EVER FRAGGED IN VIETNAM.

>>520889528
"Won't anyone save me from this nigger?"

>>520890136
Correct for the most part. Spiders like huntsmans, wolfs, jumping spiders, etc. that actually hunt their prey have really good eyesight and can see you. Web spiders are the concerning ones only because if you come into contact with them on accident and startle them, they don't really know what you are until it's too late. All around though, spiders are Gs that will respect you if you respect them. I leave wolf and jumping spiders around the house to kill pests for free. Win-win.

>>520891853
>its dey culcha

>>520893179

Why's everyone talking about jews in this thread? This isn't /pol/

>>520893263

Lmao Anons, but you're still just a bunch of pathetic jewish niggers, niggers.

And / or no good semitic hypocritical piggers, piggers.

And usually typically two faced jewy mindless selfish antagonistic NPCs, NPCs.

I'm not sad I'm an adult virgin, and I'm very selective. Face it, every "fellow white" Jew and Niggerjew DEI (didn't earn it, especially in unwanted parasitic paid government positions) will learn the hard way how wrong they were in modern history, as they spiral infinitely downward into their own karmatic hells. What a bunch of hypocritical entitled delusional losers, your "success" is questionably earned, and your women are unwanted tossable jewish niggerized piggerized NPC spoiled toxic scummy selfish cringe roasties, cringe roasties. Get over yourselves. :)

Most people (especially "reptile peoples") are no fucking good nor trustworthy even on the White side, so Straight White Non Jewish separations is the solution with 1776 American politics. ALL (((government systems))) are hypocritical and parasitic by their very design, as are ALL government "people", especially paid ones.

Fuck them, fuck those, and fuck most of you, too.

>>520893263
आपकी सेवा के लिए धन्यवाद

>>520893051
Thought that was a BBC

>>520893351
>not a leaf
cringe

>>520888820
It was cold, so there weren't any spiders

>>520891268
>I know sometimes Africans or Indians at conservations will help a sick or trapped elephant
The Africans that help out at those conservation are all tribesmen whose tribe has ties to that land. They're only in it because they're tired of other niggers encroaching on their land and because le ebil whitey pays them with cigarettes and beer to protect those elephants.

>>520888724
And people wonder how herpes was first transmitted. "Bush meat" my ass.

>>520893384

BBC? Big Bacterial Claws?

I don't get it Anon

>>520892910
kek, took me a minute

>>520891268
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=27OXN2KhrlU

I think rhinos are huge dumb animals maybe due to their eyesight and the elephant told them to fuck off.

>>520890966
Thats not a casting thing zoomer, Sammy Davis Jr. was black in real life. It'd be weirder if they had a white person playing him. Him marrying a white woman also ruined his career.

https://youtu.be/W3ajdwLBkIo?si=CPl-gyb4dLGqqT9J

>>520891344
On top of this grim fact there is an "uno reverse" in action. Officers kill those who dare to go against their orders. Includes severe beatings, humiliation, torture. Not many cases though.
Not a single piece of shit appointed by kike in charge, and who has been caught red-handed on any sort of crime is being let go. No prison. They just change one fuck for another to keep stealing and killing.
We live in fucking hell of African-tier.

>>520888666
Damn you satan, this one was thrilling, I expected the worst.

>>520893556
It clearly stands for Bold Balkan Chickens you fucking retard

>>520893626
First you gotta get through the betas and then you gotta get through the fridges.

>>520893628
what are you talking about? Do not put her on a pedestal because they will make her a black man's lover in movies and that will subconsciously transfer to the women which identify with her. Women ALWAYS self-insert (typically as the leading woman) while watching movies.

>>520891344
The entire point of fragging is that it's a way to kill officers in a plausibly deniable manner.

>>520893114
Thank you for your service.

>>520889586
we wuz krakens n shiet

>>520892630
>see cute video of pigs
>immediately think about interracial sex

>>520888724
Fuck off with the BBC spam

>>520893948
For a german that's considered an improvement

>>520893265
God fucking damnit you re too fucking stupid.

>>520894053
So pigs really are intelligent...

>>520891676
were there any ever?
america always reminds me of absolute butterfaces with high, pig noses
just like anglo slags

>>520894053
Never relax

>>520889444
Crocodiles have maternal instinct. It took a moment for her to register.

>>520894053
:( poor little oinker

>>520893194
>AI artifacts

>>520891773
i love how shittons of concrete block is hanging on 2 fucking hinges

>>520894680
this is what the cone-up feels like on mushrooms

>>520888236
Here in PT they have been chasing and destroying boats. Several incidents.

>>520894455
There needs to be the autistic bear, putting those cones back in place.

>>520888035
what a polite little spider
>>520888171
>>520890136
I want a pet huntsman but it's hard to find sellers who have them in stock.

>>520890655
This dude is gay as a doorknob

>>520888097
The Day of the Bonk

My last one. Night, fellas.

>>520894108
You completely misunderstood everything I wrote. Like hard-stuck behind an IQ barrier.

>>520887904 (OP)
why is this humor thread so comfy today

its great. should more often be like this

>>520891389
And then they made that gay ass movie about this staring that ugly spic and made it about him beating up skinheads on a bus.

>>520888840
she has the cutest pussy

>>520887967
does anyone has his trahsvideo with the down under song?

>>520891673
OUT FUCKING SKILLED

>>520888236
Smart

>>520892722
That's a toadfish not a lionfish. Very cool webm though, keep posting and don't listen to that faggot who called you autistic.

>>520888666
move bitch

>>520891013
she is a jew you retarded cunt

>>520888035
U wipe the spiders arse?

>>520895511
I take that back, I think it is actually some species of frogfish not my initial guess of toadfish.

>>520889528
COME AND SEE THE VIOLENCE INHERENT IN THE SYSTEM

>>520891268
white hands make sure it's recorded for others to see. performative kindness is not kindness

>>520889528
>look at me, I'm the janny now

>>520890454
damn 4th of july already. sure creeps up on you.

>>520894729
>shadman

>>520894571
Lol, he is doing this meme.

>>520895372

Name of the movie?

>>520890136
Sounds like you still can't touch them, though. Because you know they're fucking evil, and fast, and one wrong move and it's speeding up your arm and onto your face before you can fucking blink.

>>520895700
Imagine unironically being born Indian

>>520888035
Nature made horrors beyond my comprehension.

>>520896028
oh i love being Indian. there is nothing more freeing than being Indian.

>>520895981
Badass, I think. It had Octavio's voice actor as the lead role. The Machete guy. I can never remember his name.

>>520895511

He can call me what he likes, and I'm not going to call him a faggot or any other name, and nor should anybody. I did take a risk by derailing this thread because I got a bad feeling it was going to be about the latest rage-bait twitter posts and such, which would not have been so interesting for the users of this website. If I'm wrong about my assumption, then I'm sorry. But animals are always such a delight for everyone, and I think it's our role as humans to order the beasts and to be there for them.

>>520896094

Not surprised it would be Machete. Still, thanks for the heads up. Sounds like Netflix before Netflix

>>520888236
A sense of humour is a sign of intelligence. When your trapped in a tank all day you have to find ways to entertain yourself

>>520894858
If Portugal means Portus Cale, why is the shorthand PT instead of PG?

>>520891360
Lol get your racist ass outta here

>>520895700
No human is kind to the existential threat that is the bipedal coprophage.

>>520891344
Uh there 100% is, you are either a newfag or just a shill because there were multiple famous videos circulated of Uki officers getting domed or blown up.

>>520896091
I have a really hard time believing that man

>>520895366
Yeah, pretty unexpected especially considering the late blessing and the appearance of the unmentionable one

>>520887949
>Unimatrix Zero

>>520896153
As the good book says, "The Lord God took the man and put him in the Garden of Eden to work it and take care of it." Genesis 2:15
It is and always has been our duty as men to care for the Earth that God created for us, although we aren't very good at it and easily get distracted by Earthly affairs and fighting each other.

>>520895304
thanks man. nighty

>>520894277
Fucking lmao'd hard

>>520892556
>>520892602
>>520892722

Thanks for posting all the cool and cute animal videos. Making this thread groovy.

>>520895304
Cheers

>>520890035
This game needs to have actual stakes for the hamsters.

>>520896345
>no/lowest expectations
>shit anywhere and rape everything and noone bats an eye
Stirner would be envious

>>520896266
Cope you horribly pathetic 65 IQ subhuman shitskin animal

>>520891344
>Reminder there have been ZERO officer fraggings in Ukraine.
>
>Z E R O
>E
>R
>O
False.

>>520895088
>Chan next to O'Brien and Gonzales
The absolute state of Muttmerica

>>520888097
why does he want them in the water so bad

>>520896441

That's exactly it. It's why it's so important to learn to trust in God and follow after Christ, our shephard; to not be like the goats who go their own way but like the sheep who fully trust in the path shown. It's hard though, but it's no excuse.

>>520897354

It's 4Chan, not 4O'Brien or 4Gonzales

MIGA CORE

>>520889064
He's just clumsy as shit.

>>520889064
A labrador would've capitalized on that opportunity and ate the entire dish in 1 or 2 bites.

>>520893628
I for one demand a movie about every nigger who fucked a white woman.