Thread 520912007

this is called a "cheeseghetti," and in the united states you have to eat at least one of them a day or they send a rabbi to your house.

>>520912007 (OP)
And what message does the Rabbi carry???
> Hey hey!! You hate cheeseghetti or something?!? Let me tell you something about hate goyim!!!

>>520912007 (OP)
i went to ohio once and had this shit. its weird. ive only seen it in sw ohio

>>520912279
Its an Ohio thing. Ive never been there before but I would try this dish just to try it and see what the hype is about

here in bum fuck nj we uhh
dunno
this is what the black sea bass i caught earlier in the day ended up going with on thursday

>>520912007 (OP)
In America you can get a large Cheeseghetti for $5.00. We call this a "Rusty Trombone" here in AckAck (Alaska for you outsiders). The best thing too is that you don't even have to wait you just walk in and its always hot and ready to go at the counter right between the Hot Carl and the Dirty Sanchez. What food traditions do you have in your region?

>>520912007 (OP)
A better version is to use the cheese to make a crispy spaghetti "pancake" in a nice hot skillet. What you posted looks like a triple serving of constipation.

>>520912387
Surf fish or off a boat? Im up in long branch

>>520912387poor people stove did your ebt get cut off?

>>520912387
yall aint from New Jersey if you aint had some of Ma's chink foreskins in boiled ketchup and red 40

>>520912387
What is that ghetto ass house

>>520912007 (OP)
That is Cincinnati style chili. Nobody outside of that region eats it.

fettuccine or bust
and if that sauce tastes remotely sweet im throwing it out the window

>>520912007 (OP)
That’s fucking gross. The reality though, in the U.S., there are so many options and things you can choose to eat, it would make most people from other countries heads spin. You don’t have to eat shit like that, but it’s an option. You can choose to eat however you want.

If you live in an area relatively close to a large populace, you can choose between at least 30 styles of food from around the world. Everything from Mediterranean, Asian in 10 different varieties, South American in 10 varieties, European, Indian, Pakistani, even African slop from countries like Ethiopia. I always thought they just ate bugs with famine rice off aid trucks and shit. Turns out they actually have a style of actual food. Who knew.
We have stores on the very corner the size of literal warehouses too. So there’s options. People from other countries just focus on the bullshit.

>>520912007 (OP)
>we will witness man made horrors beyond ou comprehension

Post more amerifoods, I wish for them to not be beyond my comprehension anymore

>>520912426
What in the unholy slop

>>520912007 (OP)
Something so disgusting could only come from Ohio

>>520912387
Bro al dente. You making mashed noodles with can gravy? Gross

>>520912426
$5.00 for all that food, and Davis comes to your house? why are americans complaining about cost of living and quality of life?

>>520912426
Kek I've seen this a thousand times and never noticed

>>520912426
anyone won the free visit from davis ?

>>520912426
Is Davis going to Protein blast me if I win the visit? Asking for a friend.

>>520913289
Ohhhhh lol to. I would have sworn it said "I'll come in you". I guess you see what you want to see

>>520913084
Ain’t nothin more American than BBQ.

>>520913525
And a diet pepsi. Peak America. Chefs kiss

>>520913525
Tasty, but frying meat over a grill isn't exactly unique or unusual. Almost Every country has that.

>>520913084
https://sluttyveganatl.com/

>>520913810
Disgusting

>>520912007 (OP)
Has anyone in Cincinnati attempted to eat this with Frito's instead of a fork? It looks delicious.

>>520913658
Yes, but here it is tradition bordering on fanaticism with a very uniquely American flare.

>>520912007 (OP)
Dude please stop. I already ate my one per day. Pls I can't even look at it anymore. My stomach fucking hurts. Rabbi what did you put in that shit...

>>520913810
>No "Im ready to settle down now" on the Menu

Wasted potential.

I wish they served this in actual restaurants instead of having to go to a football game to get.

>>520913084
The garbage plate

>>520913084
this is also another popular spaghetti meal from what i understand. the ketchup is supposed to give the noodles a savory tomato flavour i believe

>>520914175
I grew up in Cincinnati. In elementary school the Skyline next door would bring over several large containers of chili for lunch once a month. The cafeteria staff would spoon it into individual Frito bags, add cheese on top, and stick a spoon in it. It was so good and I still sometimes make them.

>>520912007 (OP)
We're sending a rabbi to your house regardless

>>520914901
We've lost quaint rituals like this largely in the USA. We still do it quite a bit in Alaska (I've lived all over) but lots of the community organized activities are kind of a relic of the past.

>>520912586
omg

>>520912007 (OP)
That's Skyline Chili from Cincinnati, a regional thing like Philadelphia has cheesesteak. Not terrible but memorable more for being strange than for being tasty.

I denounce the Talmud, Vishnu is a dalit, etc etc.

>>520913084
they love grits... idk what it is...

>>520912670
You will never know what it feels like to have a yard.

>>520912387
>black sea bass
Man I forget sometimes how nice it is to live somewhere with good tasting seafood.

>>520914247
>>520914617
>>520914721
Thank you, I am appropriatly horrified and have hardened my soul against this worlds malice once again

>>520915226
I think its Corn based Grießbrei (cooked farina), besides being corn slop its probably great winter food. Would

>>520914901
this is very intersting, so does fritos with chili meet all the requirements of your food pyramid? is this the cause of the obesity epidemic?

>>520914582
any QT afaik

>>520915529
No, it's like 1/4 representative. You need to include a corn syrup pepsi for the diabetis, deep fried pickle for the trailer park, and a giant fried ice cream for dessert so that you can have the Mexican influence to make sure everyone knows you aren't white.

Side note: I just took a giant shit. The toilet split it in half on the way down because the bowl couldn't handle it all.

>>520914582
Jesus Christ, 100% kill yourself if this looks appetizing. All ebin maymays and lelz aside that is fucking revolting and I want to roundhouse a bigger just from seeing it.

>>520913084
the root beer float

>>520912007 (OP)
> Skyline chilli
You know, I've had the real thing before in Cinncy at a Skyline and it's one of those regional food things that's just OK. Is it special? I honestly don't know. It's a weird food thing that I'm glad I tried but it isn't something I crave. Certainly not as weird as Scranton pizza.

>>520916231
Fuck, I'm going to have to go out and get a 2 liter of Bang's today and make me one of those. Normally I do oliet Bang's but if you're doing the ice cream may as well go whole hog on the sugar with Bang's original.

>>520916561
>Bang's float
True patrician taste

>>520915827
I usually don't go to QT because they are so god damn expensive, but I will check it out. Thanks!

>>520914721
this is Philippino spaghetti, not American.

>>520912007 (OP)
It's true. All of it. A neighbor of mine didn't eat his cheeseghettis. They sent a whole squad. Twenty minutes later the whole family was laying on the front lawn insensate. Foreskinless.

>>520914721
>>520916765
If flips actually eat that shit they need to kts

>>520915434
it's most similar to polenta, but they taste wildly different because of the way the corn is used.

>>520915434
also if you can get a used copy of this for cheap, it has tons of weird ass native recipes. Seal blood soup, fried muskrat, porcupine, seagull eggs, some tuber called "mouse nuts"

>>520917222
>he posted the book
hahaha.......fuck yeah.....it's snowing right now

>>520915321
i have to live in a piece of shit shed to have a yard?

>>520916986
Heres our wheat slop, its wheat grits cooked with milk , sugar and cinnamon with optional sour cherrys on top. Powerfood for when its really cold outside.

>>520917222
I think Alasks contains the only real humans in the US, probably most like the OG americans who lived in wild nature instead of being goycattle.

>>520917498
YES IT'S THE AMERICAN WAY YOU SOMALI ASSHOLE NIGGER ANIMAL

>>520917510
All ebin maymays aside.........Alaska truly is the last frontier. God's (allahs) country.

>>520912007 (OP)
Skyline is fantastic andni dont get how people that like chili and meatsauce and tacos and etouffee can talk shit.

Its essentially macaronia mi kina but spicier.
My order is normally 2 chili cheese sandwhiches with onion and mustard and habanero cheese and a chilito with onion and habanero cheese.
They just released a chicken option and its so bland and lame.

I really dont get the issue here. >>520913072
Its literally greek food retard. Its Mediterranean food.
>>520913084
Its just spaghetti and meat sauce but less sweet

>>520912007 (OP)
Bullshit. That looks like Skyline chili. You’re obligated to eat all that cheese as it comes as an option. Why bother even lying about shit like this?

>>520912426
Davis never showed up at my house though.

>>520913810
I am going to drive 40 minutes so I can order 1 of everything on this one's menu.

>>520917510
that actually looks very good, im a huge fan cinnamon and brown sugar oatmeal with fruit so I would probably greatly enjoy it.
>>520916857
even funnier they use banana ketchup and hotdogs too

>>520917699
Did you know Ozembic is now available on Trump Med site for only $149.95? People just swooning in the (Oval) office over this great deal.

>>520918000
I'd go ONCE to try the fake cheese steak but I'm just betting it's revolting and if it costs 20 bucks I'm just not going. I'm also not going because it's probably 5000 miles to drive to niglanta.

>>520917837
you have to formally invite him or he won't come, he's like a vampire.

>>520918094
It’s not bad but seriously, they will park a shitload of cheese on your constipation-style chili.

>>520912007 (OP)
This is a midwest only thing.
I remember a girl in highschool told me this was how her family made 'Chili'.
I immediately stopped talking to her.

>>520918512
I don't get elitist about chili like some faggots but that much of that probably fake ass likely hyper processed cheese shit on top of it is fucking revolting.

>>520914247
>Doritos
>Not Flammin' Hot Cheetos.
ngmi

>>520918652
I've also heard rumor that Midwest boomers used to put a tab of butter in their morning coffee.
Unconfirmed, but I believe it.

>>520913658
none of that is grilled, it's smoked in a smoker

>>520915835
very good, thank you for the insight.

>Side note: I just took a giant shit. The toilet split it in half on the way down because the bowl couldn't handle it all
now, was this because of the chili, or another american-style meal?

>>520912007 (OP)
Ordered one from gold belly for like $500 once

Was complete ass

>>520912007 (OP)
i’m from scranton pa

this mid-looking pizza is our gift to the world, honestly anyone that has old forge pizza becomes a believer

also our Italian festival has incredible shit

>>520917837
you should try the wetbeef

>>520919245
Anyone who eats this should eat a bullet

>>520918854
> Butter in coffee
Bulletproof coffee?
You want a really weird American thing
> Egg in beer

>>520918885
I guess other American style meal because all I ate last night was a giant plate of smoked salmon and a peach

>>520918094
>that actually looks very good

Yeah, but its classical peasant food for when you spent all day chopping firewood in the snowed in forests.So very energy rich like all peasant foods, extremely fattening if you consume it while sedentiary.

>>520912007 (OP)
I literally eat a mukbang tier amount of that stuff for lunch every day

>>520912007 (OP)
Imagine being so fucking lazy, a so fucking lazy American / bean inbred, to not even melt the cheese (it started out of lazyness, not on purpose) and tell the people to eat this shit right now. And as always Americans munched it down, the PR did the rest. I bet I could do the same with uncooked rice sprinkled over ice cream and tell it's the newest shit all around the world. People would. The fucking would, and they would stream themselves eating it.

>>520912276
Sounds like you are the rabbi. Or why do you defend marketing scams and manipulation of the people?

>>520918129
Thats cool?

>>520912357
>>520912279
>>520912007 (OP)
That's just chili with shredded cheese? We have that in Texas, we call it Texas chili

>>520912007 (OP)
>or they send a rabbi to your house
how exploitable

>>520919942
Its literally just spaghetti with ragu and an uncomfortable amount of cheese.

>>520913810
>plant-based

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Altoona-style_pizza

Altoona-style pizza is a distinct type of pizza created in the city of Altoona, Pennsylvania, by the Altoona Hotel.

The definitive characteristics of Altoona-style pizza are a Sicilian-style pizza dough, tomato sauce, sliced green bell pepper, salami, topped with American cheese and pizzas cut into squares instead of wedges.

>>520920091
It's chilli and cheese on spaghetti

>>520912007 (OP)
Fuck you and your rabbi

>>520920522
The person, Luigi Mangione, was arrested in Altoona, Pa., after someone spotted him in a McDonald’s there.

The man was carrying a handwritten manifesto criticizing health care companies, law enforcement officials said.

>>520913525
the only thing that looks like actual food in the whole thread.

jesus christ burgers most of your food looks terrible wtf.

>>520920522
that is horrible. are they like a prison community or something?

>>520919607
What the fuck. Why?

>>520920522
Thats just Hawaii toast, the Whitest food ever invented. Stop stealing from whypipo you mutt

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DHHAR1S_eKA

>>520912279
Please stop making fun of Ohio. We're hurting bad enough knowing that we have cuck age verification laws & now a Jeet will be our governor

>>520915201
>>520912357
It’s better with Parmesan instead of shredded cheddar, that’s how I make it at home. Also doesn’t need the crackers. It’s weird how there’s a Skyline at almost every exit on I-70 in Ohio.

>>520912007 (OP)
> meat chili + dairy
> rabbi approved
Doubt

thanks for reminding me i have a plate of cheeseghetti in the microwave