Thread 520918005

What would you do if you were President of your country ?

>>520918005 (OP)
Unban 4chan

>Produce industry
>With that industry produce weapons
>Kill the jew

>>520918005 (OP)
Also deport all illegal aliens with a brutal police force like Trump's ICE

>>520918005 (OP)
Nothing because my country doesn't have a president.

>>520918005 (OP)
get rid of all kikes

>>520918005 (OP)
Nuke it.

>>520918005 (OP)
shut borders the second i am in office, shut down all services the second i am there and liquidate every position and put yes-men of my party into these positions.

liquidate welfare for non-citizens, make citizenship for non-europeans INCREDIBLY hard, somehow make working worth doing again, promote family politics, fund an organization that brings people together (much likethe youth program for the NSDAP) and start german "love" workshops so people make german children.

completely destroy state-funded media and implement my own that reports at the behest of the people.

>>520918005 (OP)
fuck all the bitches

>clean up this world
>invade india
>take all of their trash and landfills and shoot it into the sun
>do the same for every country whose main contribution to the world is waste and pollution, even my own
>stop corporations from clear cutting vast swathes of trees to build souless housing developments or more empty warehouses
A society grows great when old men plant trees in whose shade they shall never sit.

>>520918005 (OP)
nothing

>>520918005 (OP)
give every citizen one million dollars

>>520918005 (OP)
I'd round up all the world leaders and bring them into the oval office. I'd then eat a bunch of beans and fart non stop while not allowing them to leave the room.

>>520918005 (OP)
immediately shut it down and let whatever happens, happen

>>520918005 (OP)
Reign israel in

invade germany

>>520918005 (OP)
>all the answers are acting as if OP asked what would you do if you were a king
nothing because a president has 0 power in mass democracy bureaucracies

>>520918005 (OP)
Make that dog my VP

>>520918005 (OP)
one thing i would do is tour some of the bases and like go on a submarine and area 51 and other cool things. id have a cool car made also. i would shut off all international payments

>>520918005 (OP)
why be a corporate flunky puppet when you could be head of state?

>>520918005 (OP)
Reinstate gold standard
Flat tax
Senate term limits
Legislate super PAC funding
Glass israel
Jewish internment camps
Cut social security
Cut entitlement programs entirely
Limit the vote to white land owners
Repatriate non whites
Mandatory public execution for select crimes
Isolationism

>>520918005 (OP)
>leave EU
>bring back the industry
>ditch mass tourism for elite tourism
>do my best to get any kind of investments into the country
>strategically place new factories near dying non-coastal towns to incentivise people moving there to work
>make immigration to the country harder to achieve, you need decent IQ and many other things to make the cut
>make sure that the immigrant women outnumber the men by a large margin, breedable pussies will increase the population long-term, not importing a bunch of retarded incels
>strenghten the border and the police, though our crime rate is very low for now, no one should ever think of increasing it because the consequences for crimes will be severe
>strenghten the military - an obvious must if you are in the Balkans, not doing it is pretty much "asking for it" when you get invaded next time

>>520918005 (OP)
Nuke every country, while avoiding their silos, so they can also nuke back.

>>520918005 (OP)
>What would you do if you were President of your country ?
nothing because I'd have as much power as a street sweeper

>>520920041
Valid point

Mandatory nudity for sexy women

>>520918005 (OP)
Nuke Canada and Mexico, a flip of a clipped two headed coin decides who gets it first.

>>520918005 (OP)
line my pockets and make everything worse

>>520918005 (OP)
I would ask my donors and special interests what I can or can't do or say in a non-threating tone. Simple as.

>>520918005 (OP)
Two chicks at the same time

>>520918005 (OP)
track down and bomb the families and friends of spam posters then kidnap and torture them over the course of months

>>520920915
happened to me, but i was the girl

>>520918005 (OP)
Ugh making sue no one is out to kill me. Try to makes a majority of residents happy so they don’t kill me.

department of quiet
federal zones where noise pollution is strictly limited
automated noise sensors will send killbots to purge violators

>>520918005 (OP)
Nothing because it's a useless figurehead position. But I would enjoy the exorbitant salary and infinite gibs after my term

rob all the population and hide in spain

>>520918005 (OP)
Probably not much. Israel's president is rather powerless.

>>520918005 (OP)
deport every single immigrant
deport all the gypsies
taxes would never go beyond 10% of your salary because that's usury (theft)
corrupted politicians and public administrators would go at least 10 years in prison (no exceptions and i don't care about "good behaviour" in the prison)
traitors will receive death penalty

i would rather kill all the immigrants and gypsies so they won't be able to come back in the future but i doubt people would allow me to do that

Invade Canada + Mexico
Go to War with China
Make it mandatory for every single US Citizen to purchase a copy of Fallout 4/76 or be executed for treason
Make National Socialism/Communism look like a walk in the park

>>520918005 (OP)
Ever Tuesday would be enforced taco Tuesday. If you were caught eating anything else than tacos on a Tuesday you and your whole family would be executed. Oh and I'd also get rid of all the beaners and jews

Resign

>>520918005 (OP)


Death penalty for corruption and white-collar crime.
Curb Israeli influence.
Roll surveillance money into infrastructure.
Kill the richest person every 15 minutes until morale, and material conditions improve.

Then, when everything is working well and everyone is perfectly happy, try really, really, really hard not to push the button.

ukele style round up but instead of the end result being a giant prison its a rifle squad.

>>520918005 (OP)
>Complete Freeze on Immigration
>Immediate deportation of all temporary workers with the possibility of appeal ($500,000 dollars per appeal)
>Directly fine corporations Two dollars for every one dollar received by their employees in welfare
>Pass a law to insure that no economic migration may ever occur unless the median hourly wage of the previous year exceeded the price for 15 grams of fine Silver
>Pass law that no one over the age of 50 may have any position of federal authority.
for a start

>>520918005 (OP)
(You)r Mom

>>520918005 (OP)
Form a cult of personality around me so that people worship me as God then coup the rest of the government through military occupation of the capital using my army of loyalists. Murder my political rivals via assassination, then commemorate their deaths as though it were tragedy to maintain plausible deniability. Instigate the population into existential struggle by subversive outside forces, then use this to seize totalitarian control. Mobilize labor towards constructing defense architecture such as bunker and subterranean tunnel networks, start increasing the nuclear stockpile at the greatest possible pace. Use my position of power and authority to promote the idea of mind controlling nano-machines being invented by the external enemy creating widespread panic and justification for nuclear armageddon. Release the entirety of the nuclear stockpile while retreating to my bunker.