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Anonymous (ID: Ad+8WtP2) No.520920243 [Report] >>520921102 >>520921721 >>520921770 >>520921885 >>520923716 >>520924549 >>520924598 >>520925932 >>520926902 >>520927099 >>520927179 >>520927212 >>520927256 >>520927960 >>520928169
What wife is the best?
Anonymous (ID: jzUOa1ye) New Zealand No.520920539 [Report] >>520920744
The Tomboy looks the cutest but the always cheerful one is probably handy. I was going to go with the industrious one, then I remembered how sometimes compulsive cleaners can be a nightmare to live around and women always come up with an excuse to throw chores back in your face anyway.
Anonymous (ID: AQVHvRYv) United States No.520920744 [Report]
>>520920539
growing up, i had that 1 in a million blonde tomboy mother that outsmarted, out earned, and outskilled almost all of the male population.

you don't want that absolute pain in the ass. i promise.
Anonymous (ID: SFpWOh/H) No.520921102 [Report] >>520923716
>>520920243 (OP)
quite pretty and not insane
Anonymous (ID: XrZOj7fa) United States No.520921325 [Report]
Does anyone have that old comic about marring women young. 4 panels, 2 of them said something like, "At 20 a coquette. At 40 a sufferagette"
Anonymous (ID: pAlGg5Zf) United States No.520921524 [Report]
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The silent, obedient workaholic.
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But divinity calls a few rare, gifted men towards:
https://youtu.be/kXleqbo_6vc
(-_-)

Because however you found her, she'll change. Even after 20 years. Trust me, young men.
Never put all your with or value in anyone but God and yourself. Never live as if your die without another person. And never, ever trust women.
No matter what they seem like up front.
Heed these words and your life will be better.
Nignore them and your life will be miserable beyond compare.
See: endless murder suicides taking place all over the country.
See:
Good ol
Ecclesiastes 7!!
>"And I find more bitter than death the woman, whose heart is snares and nets, and her hands as bands: whoso pleaseth God shall escape from her; but the sinner shall be taken by her.”

Proverbs 5:3–4 (KJV)
> “For the lips of a strange woman drop as an honeycomb, and her mouth is smoother than oil:
But her end is bitter as wormwood, sharp as a twoedged sword.”

Proverbs 7:21–23 (KJV)
>“With her much fair speech she caused him to yield…
He goeth after her straightway, as an ox goeth to the slaughter,
or as a fool to the correction of the stocks;
Till a dart strike through his liver; as a bird hasteth to the snare…”

Or a praying mantis hasten to getting his fucking head chomped fucking off!

Again, trap/snare imagery, that pussy is literally a biological TRAP, A nest of fish hooks, waiting to capture you with government and law and prison to ensure your conformity and enslavement.

Proverbs 22:14 (KJV)
> “The mouth of strange women is a deep pit: he that is abhorred of the Lord shall fall therein.”
>t. Pagan agnostic transhumanist Christian
Anonymous (ID: RtMEUPwU) No.520921721 [Report] >>520923122 >>520923171 >>520923716 >>520926726
>>520920243 (OP)
>What wife is the best?
Anonymous (ID: jmuI9vaD) United States No.520921770 [Report] >>520923122 >>520923171 >>520928274
>>520920243 (OP)
The ideal wife is at least 7ft tall and has fur or scales.
Anonymous (ID: 9QIzRNGH) Argentina No.520921885 [Report]
>>520920243 (OP)
Tomboy ofc. The hunter gatherer's choice
Anonymous (ID: nAB6xY8m) United States No.520923005 [Report] >>520926245
>fall solidly in the date zone
>find a chad sperg when im 16
>stay with him since
>become most of these wife things
>feel replaceable but know i'm not
>there is no satisfaction in life, no matter what.
Anonymous (ID: P/7J4Ecg) Canada No.520923122 [Report] >>520925466
>>520921721
This.

>>520921770
Also a very viable choice.
Anonymous (ID: jwA9FeJ/) Australia No.520923171 [Report] >>520925466
>>520921721
>>520921770
based
Anonymous (ID: SLJ/W8Go) United States No.520923654 [Report] >>520924174
The 2D
Anonymous (ID: OZczJrdb) United States No.520923716 [Report] >>520924139
>>520920243 (OP)
>>520921102
>>520921721
Same fag
Anonymous (ID: RtMEUPwU) No.520924139 [Report]
>>520923716
Anonymous (ID: RtMEUPwU) No.520924174 [Report]
>>520923654
Anonymous (ID: JEcVAMNV) Latvia No.520924549 [Report]
>>520920243 (OP)
Combination of all 6. Just being one of this seems pretty bad.
Anonymous (ID: w9oddRKa) United States No.520924598 [Report]
>>520920243 (OP)
tomboy
Anonymous (ID: KLMUHAqj) United States No.520925466 [Report] >>520925803
>>520923122
>>520923171
Anonymous (ID: RtMEUPwU) No.520925803 [Report] >>520926207 >>520928274
>>520925466
She need to be bigger
Anonymous (ID: 69QwSMm6) United States No.520925932 [Report]
>>520920243 (OP)
mine is serious and clever, also industrious
Anonymous (ID: iLDB4YnL) United States No.520926207 [Report]
>>520925803
Alright
Anonymous (ID: YmYz+Xvx) United States No.520926245 [Report]
>>520923005
Nobody will tell you this but you're right. And no matter how good you are, you will always worry, because you're a good w*man.

My gf is significantly younger than me and fulfills me in every way. I cannot explain how grateful I am for her. Yet no matter what I do, she still has panic attacks and feels not good enough sometimes.

Truly being a w*man is suffering no matter what. Thank you, God, for making me a White Man.
Anonymous (ID: NN0AAhcG) United States No.520926726 [Report] >>520927731
>>520921721
Anonymous (ID: b98MMXot) Germany No.520926902 [Report]
>>520920243 (OP)
None, avoid the shit entirely.
Anonymous (ID: pg/WtQni) No.520927099 [Report] >>520928044
>>520920243 (OP)
Are those just the Mane Six?
Anonymous (ID: xvBHkNqA) Canada No.520927179 [Report]
>>520920243 (OP)
Is that Frasier on the bottom right
Anonymous (ID: EBgK1+98) Australia No.520927212 [Report]
>>520920243 (OP)
Tomboy or industrious
Anonymous (ID: oglmCzZN) United States No.520927256 [Report]
>>520920243 (OP)
What's with the tendency to depict the husband as a miserable faggot?
Anonymous (ID: 0YuhQnyf) No.520927731 [Report]
>>520926726
Anonymous (ID: MskpYDPf) United States No.520927960 [Report]
>>520920243 (OP)
whatever 20s or so boomer made this comic is probably retarded. This is a great example of how retarded and naive boomers and before are. Women are leaches one and all who divorce rape you. If you get a wife, you lose
Anonymous (ID: MskpYDPf) United States No.520928044 [Report]
>>520927099
inb4 barneyfag
Anonymous (ID: FI3pxkjx) United States No.520928169 [Report] >>520928309
>>520920243 (OP)
Is this crumbs artwork? If so the peice is biased to the tomboy
Anonymous (ID: T9T4CqXA) United States No.520928274 [Report]
>>520921770
>>520925803
gigabased
Anonymous (ID: MskpYDPf) United States No.520928309 [Report]
>>520928169
>is this crumbs artwork
no, it looks nothing like his artwork. Also you can literally see the signature of the artist at the bottom right of the last panel