Thread 520934330

what is the most painless and 100% effective method? don't want to survive and be a vegetable?

>>520934330 (OP)
Don't do it op I need you.

>Grease and line the base of four 200ml dariole moulds.

>Sift flour into a bowl, then add breadcrumbs, suet, sugar, sultanas and peel. Combine egg and milk, add to dry ingredients and beat well to combine. Spoon into moulds. Secure with string, then cover with foil.

>Place moulds in a saucepan, add water to come halfway up the sides, then bring to the boil. Cover, turn heat to low and steam for 1 hour. Remove and cool for 10 minutes.

guaranteed to be painless and 100% effective

>>520934330 (OP)
don't do it, nigger

>>520934330 (OP)
drink room temperature grape fanta and eat some watermelons

>>520934330 (OP)
>what is the most painless and 100% effective method? don't want to survive and be a vegetable?

There isn't one. Death sucks. If you are genuine Which I do not believe you are. Life is tough but not insurmountable. Find people to spend time with. Make friends, go to the bar, play vidya, whatever turns your crank. Find like minded people, and have some fun. Life is short.

Now for your real purpose of this post. The black pilling will not work. Fuck off.

>>520934330 (OP)
Jump off a bridge or something, that way there's no splat to clean up. It's the cleanest way. Plus some divers get hazardous pay to find your carcass, if they even bother. Alternatively and instead of becoming an inanimate object you could detransition, apologize to everyone for being a faggot and find Christ.

>>520934330 (OP)
You're an American retard, get a high calibre rifle or shotgun slug and blow your brains out, guaranteed fireworks show for the unlucky fuck who has to clean it up.

sandpaper

>>520934330 (OP)
don't do it anon
but if you are gonna do it, don't use the disposable helium tanks, they're cut with oxygen and will leave you still alive but brain damaged

>>520934330 (OP)
Don't do it, suicide is for liberal teenagers.

Isaiah 41:10
Fear thou not; for I am with thee: be not dismayed; for I am thy God: I will strengthen thee; yea, I will help thee; yea, I will uphold thee with the right hand of my righteousness.

You won't ever be the same once you call on Jesus name, fren.

>>520934330 (OP)
suicide baiters are faggots
But the bigger faggots are the retards who give them attention.
>>520934452
piece of shit
>>520935162
subhuman
>>520935373
retard

>>520934330 (OP)
Deep throat a 12gl guage

>>520934330 (OP)
Wait until your body gives out in old age. 100% success rate.

>>520934330 (OP)
Suicide is for faggots. You aren't a faggot are you?

>>520934330 (OP)
You should pray to God for help

>>520935665
>You should pray to God for help
AND obviously not kill yourself

>>520934330 (OP)
why not go do something else with your time?
go shoot someone instead pussy

>>520934330 (OP)
Listen to the black guy. Painless? I have no clue, even lethal injection has been determined to be painful. If you really want an answer, one that is probably painless is the car in the garage trick, but it's probably a waste of your time, you're gonna die anyways, just do crazy shit, that's what I'm doing, and I'm happier doing it.

>>520934330 (OP)
if this method was painless and effective
they'd be using it in prisons for executions
and for legal assisted suicide in places like Switzerland
BUT THEY DON'T
ever wonder why, you fucking retard?

>>520934452
>>520935162
naw, ive made up my mind

>>520934330 (OP)
Don't do it, my dude
I know things may seem tough now, but they will get better one day

Make sure to sleep and eat well. Daily walks can and will help you.

>>520934330 (OP)

What's going on that makes you want to kill yourself, OP?

>>520934330 (OP)
Demoralization shill.

>>520935253
>do pointless things while you're waiting for the one thing you want

>>520936413
I put a loaded revolver in my mouth and sat in the bathtub. The buildup to pulling the trigger was the most intense rush of my life. I pulled the trigger and the gun jammed.

I immediately regretted what I did, and I thank God everyday for what to me was a miracle intervention.

Go the fuck outside, get sunlight, take a long ass walk as far as you can take it and don't stop until you say hello to someone along the way.

>>520937020

I'm glad you're still with us, Anon. There is nothing we can do to save ourselves when we heap our sins upon ourselves to bear it alone.

>>520934330 (OP)
carbon monoxide, turn on the gas in your car, block the exit for the gas, and take a nap

>>520934330 (OP)
Don't do it Anon! It's a one way ticket to eternal torment and damnation in hell. Pray and ask Jesus to come into your heart. Ask him to guide you. Your life will change.

>>520935253
Retard fuck off back to lreddit

>>520935399
>quoting sandnigger fairytales
Lol
Lmao

>>520937020
I'm glad you didn't die Anon. I hope you are letting the Lord guide your life now

>>520936281
Cos they don't care about making it painless and effective retard

>>520934330 (OP)
build a guillotine over your pillow

have it hooked up to an App that basically waits for you to fall asleep

set it to be random, might go tonight or in six months.

You'll never know.

>>520937496
yes they do idiot
if they want to keep the death sentence popular with the unwashed masses like you
it behooves them to make it painless and effective
if helium was that, they'd use it
but it isn't

>>520936413
Build a guillotine.

>>520937020
yeah, welcome to suicide attempts. This is normal suicide as it goes. I got the same shit for doing nothing cause bipolar.

>>520937307
Retarded jew worshipper
>>520937445
you don't even know him faggot, stop pretending you care

>>520934330 (OP)
Fentanal and its not even close

>>520934330 (OP)
quick methods have high vegetable chance, slow methods will leave enough time for your survival instinct to kick in and either cancel the shit or die absolutely scared shitless and regretting
the best choice is just to not do it

>>520937634
No they don't retard, they want it to be a deterrent not a nice painless way out
And helium/nitrogen is as painless as you get

>>520937695
Risk of surviving and becoming a fag

>>520937778
Guillotine like Marie Antoinette and aristocrats

Disguise yourself as an indian and approach a train. It will trigger the train's apex predator unstinct. The train will eat you.

>>520934330 (OP)
>tall building
>wire noose
>superglue hands to ears
>jump
A classic.

>>520937695
Look

>>520937634
they don't care, they're just doing what adam smith said, and making improvements to killing so it's "less painless" to build capital. It's actually not, and you're a retard for saying so. Read wealth of nations, the incentive to making improvements is not the improvements, but the increased value of the improvements, which gets you paid more. I don't think they're doing it in bad faith, but rather the benefits of finding out death by lethal injection is not painless outweigh the costs of the loss in value of lethal injection, so the only people who care are literal randos. How capitalism actually works. Again, as Adam Smith says, this is fine, it works better than freaking out over being a dumbass and getting shit wrong every 20 years.

>>520934330 (OP)
Why not just build a forge and melt some metal while drinking a beer?

>>520937847
I don't think op is building an efficient guillotine at home, those things were tall and heavy and the blade had to have a proper angle etc, any homemade attempt would go terribly wrong

why are you people so intent on convincing people not to do themselves in? who gives a fuck, there are too many people on this shithole planet

>>520938005
He is American they build killdozers there
If he really wants to die the difficulty if doing it properly is the validation of his death wish

>>520934330 (OP)
im also thinking about it, life is shit, world is shit. I hope my brothers will continue the blood line so i wont be needed.

>>520934330 (OP)
Dude that chick you want is gonna take you if you just heal up and get money.

H2O2 heals your joint fuckups 100%. Even stuck-ass joints from nasty dogshit decades long arthritis. Bone on bone crap. Look into this shit.
"Au" out of this mess.

>>520937847
Hard to fail if overdose is intentional.

They built kilns to melt metal in the bronze age
You are a demoralizer>>520938005
Imagine not being able to melt some metal when literal caveman did it

>>520934330 (OP)
Please Livestream it for us.

>>520937847
Guillotine at home? Sweet.
Dont do that OP, you are still concious for moments after being beheaded, even if just for a short time its really ass

>>520938216
He is going to be consciousness even after death
No pain

>>520938111
you dont have to worry about that because you wont be able to perceive anything after. might as well worry about what disease your brothers sons sons son will have. Doesnt matter once you are gone

>>520938106
>>520938200
go away favela retard

>>520934330 (OP)
>what is the most painless and 100% effective method?

Extreme opioid overdose. Like a double lethal dose of morphine. Then jump off a building.

>>520938176
I don't know. There is a risk of surviving and coming out gay or with brain damage
They have those narcan drugs that can neutralize the drug too

>>520938216
>>520938271
Just sit in your running car you dipshit, it works as long as you don't run out of gas or some fat ass pulls you out of it.

>>520938295
Fuck you Christian liar zeroclick cyberweapons clique psychopath

>>520938377
anon are you ok?

>>520938294
Thats why I hope they will have a healthy functional family. The problem none of both had gfs in their life. I was the only one. But I dont feel like i would slave 50 years of this world for niggers and jews.

>>520938208
Yes! We will put the edit on the BNWO edit like we did with Charlie Kirk video
>>>/b/942290976

There's bnwo beat down and bnwo kill all whites

>>520938354
Will do. A nap is the best way to go out

>>520934330 (OP)
who cares once you are dead its over anyways. shotgun to the face.

>>520938444
Yes I am. Working on killing another American psychopath.
How about you? Saving any lives today?

>>520934330 (OP)
C4 strapped to your forehead. Painless.

IN THE FACEEEE
>>>/b/942291146

>>520934330 (OP)
become a republican

>>520938496
>Will do. A nap is the best way to go out
Takes out whole families of blacks at cheap motor lodges and cabins every year.

Have you ever seen those brinks armored cars at banks?
Wave a gun at them

>>520934330 (OP)
politics? this looks like politics to you?

>>520935492
Doesn't always work, still remember a guy in rotten who botched it
>>520934330 (OP)
Probably rope and jump from a high place, don't forget to do a flip

Snort a fresh border-hopping Mexican. Deadly AF.

>>520938742
>Dying blacks at cheap motor lodges
>Not politics
Pick one and only one.

>>520934330 (OP)
Death by cop after you've taken out a few of the executive ivy league scum that made everyone's life awful.
Other than that, nothing.

>>520934330 (OP)
What's the point of that, we all die later on anyway, life ain't that long. Just ride it out.

>>520938742
this point, it's what folks are doing as policy, suicide is up a shit ton, and "nobody knows why". we shoot ourselves more than the 2 billion Jihadists do Jihad. That's not a joke. If it wasn't politics, now it is.

Do you live near Virginia?

Jennifer Psaki.

>>520938924
riding it out is onions shit. take your hand and punch it in the face, strangle it, and make it your bitch. you have nothing to live for, nothing to lose. I wish I was like that, but my life is too cushy for that kind of action.

>>520938912
This you will be full of so much adrenaline going kamikaze mode & when you finally get charlie kirk'd in the neck it will happen faster than your brain can process ergo painless.

>>520938924
Life is long as shit what the fuck are you talking about? 80 years is forever

>>520934330 (OP)
Take 5 g of mushrooms. You will experience death

>>520939136
Drug addict arrived

>>520939136
Make it 10

>>520934330 (OP)
The most painless way is to not do it because if you do it you'll get cause pain to all of your shitposting frog frens here. Don't do it fren.

>>520934330 (OP)
If you really don't care if you live or die, don't kill yourself like a pussy. Become a bounty hunter. You might find a reason to live.

>>520934330 (OP)
>>520936413
If you kill yourself (to end your own existence, selfishly), you will go to Hell. Do not kill yourself. There is much about life you do not understand yet, do not make such a reckless choice. If life is not matching your standards, lower your expectations. There have been people throughout the entirety of history who have bore much greater burdens than you, it is vanity to think this way.

>>520934330 (OP)
Good luck anon.

Suicide is based. Only men with balls of steel can actually do it.

>>520939295
Yes there's the zeroclick cyberweapons cliques of this forum

>>520934330 (OP)
>what is the most painless and 100% effective method?
Old age.

>>520939466
Yeah because a heart attack is painless. Stop lying to him.

I would suggest using Hydrogen connected to a bbq spark igniter hooked up to a 5 min timer

The result would be comical and tragic at the same time

>>520938002
This is the correct answer.also, if you really don’t have anything to live for, and are to soft to wait for God’s plan… at least go out doing something funny or warlike to improve the world you leave your fellow men.

>>520934330 (OP)
instead of killing yourself you should do crime, and if you get caught you get to live the rest of your life being cared for by the government in your own small room. but killing yourself without shame like the japanese or losing everything like depression era americans is a bitch move. you are going to hell, you are going to regret it if you do it without a real reason. and bitching isnt a reason.

>>520939789
Hell is not a real place you retarded faggot

>>520934330 (OP)
Based. Let me know how it goes

>>520939919
Yes I trust the American psychopath on important matters

>>520939538
Cardiac arrest is apparently considered a "heart attack" but is very different from a clogged artery

Ive done a lot of reading and thinking about death recently and my understanding is the most peaceful way to go is to live as long as possible as healthy as possible and having everything eventually fail at the same time, over a long period of time. When you die slowly a lot of changes occur to numb you from the pain. When you die quickly youre more likely to be hit with adrenaline and panic, and feel like youre on fire and are falling down a dark tunnel being taunted by demons. Dying slowly is more along the lines of flashes of memories playing that supercede your sense of time and space, sometimes reliving your entire life. As you die your brain enters highly altered states that create a new perception of reality based on the things going on internally, and your memories of your life. Tldr boomers get to die as peacefully and slowly as possible and we're all going to die quickly with agony because basedciety is collapsing and we have no money and wont have all this bullshit these spoiled old fucks have to keep them alive as long as possible

>>520939976
It’s a man made myth you favela faggot

>>520940016
It's not. I had literal goddess visit me in a dream more real than reality and I am also uncircumcised.

>>520940074
Meds

>>520937695
This

>>520940095
You are the crazy one here jew lover , take a bullet to your own head as treatment for your psychopathy

>>520939136
Unironically this....heroic dose psychedelics is potentially dangerous but if the alternative was suicide, fuck it

Thread is moving so slow everyone will know I’m gay

>>520940647
Everyone noticed from your first post you are possessed by demons and you are a drug addict
>>520940639
Not true.

>>520934330 (OP)
Have you considered doing crimes for financial gain instead?

Find some gang members and threaten them until they’re forced to do something about it.

>>520939295
>If life is not matching your standards, lower your expectations

this is literally how you become a butt-slave to another man.

>>520940831
Brinks armored truck is enough

>>520939789
Most law abiding brazilian

>>520934330 (OP)
>what is the most painless and 100% effective method?

Suicide by cop.