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>Where the fuck is LIVE PD?
GEORGE FLOYD TOOK THIS BIRTHRIGHT FROM YOUR PEOPLE. IT VALIANTLY RETURNS AS ON PATROL TO AWAKE THE MASSES TO THE NIGGER MENACE
>Hurr Durr it's not actually live
THERE CAN ONLY BE SO MANY TELEVISED MONKEY OUTBREAKS BEFORE PEOPLE WAKE UP.
>Why is this on /pol/?
LAW ENFORCEMENT IS THE MUSCLE BEHIND POLITICS.
YOU'RE GODDAMNED RIGHT THIS IS RELEVANT.
>What Channel?

i denounce the talmud

Jews did 9/11

niggers

Bad boys, bad boys
Whatcha gonna do? Whatcha gonna do when they come for you?

Dracos are gay.

>>520956519

I see that shit on everything now, not just Jeeps and not even just suvs

>>520956541
is that the amberlamps lady??

>>520956599
I’ve never seen it on anything but a jeep but I live in the southwest. Jeeps are gay now.

Song is a banger

Plz gib Viper Chair

>>520956599
Its the gayest thing in the world

>>520956643

Jeeps have been gay and utter shit since the turn of the century

>>520956545
I actually want a Draco and have been thinking about picking one up at the next gun show that comes through next month. I love ak’s and I think a Draco will be a nice piece to add to my vehicle gun since I’m not some limp wrist faggot who can’t control a 7.62x39. However anyone who has ever owned an AK knows the under folding stock is purely for retards.

>>520956669
that spokesman is such a fucking Millennial cliche with the talking with his hands etc. immediate no buy.

>>520956648
I am kind of ashamed to say that I agree

>>520956701
This
Bitch car/unreliable pile of crap

>>520956669
you could build one with shit from lowes

>>520956648
>>520956727

ngl lowkey kina slaps fr fr no cap

>>520956739
AI sloppa

>>520956779
sir we're discussing cherokees, not wranglers

>>520956710
Clarification not a mini Draco which is the most retarded gun someone could ever purchase, not because of its reliability, but just on being able to hit what you aim at.

I’m a nurse and it is true many nurses are stupid bitches

if they don't taser this woman its a waste of time

>>520956822
I saved that from a webm thread before AI

>>520956893
It’s gotta suck to be a normal black person when your race is represented by dumb niggers

>>520956874

Most of the nurses I’ve known weren’t stupid but they were certifiably insane

>>520956874
It’s crazy how little respect I have for nurses now

Nurse/lawyer. Impressive.

Do they confiscate the shower hat in jail?

>i'm so ready to sue y'all
there's a zero percent chance she has a jew on retainer

Hey mishpacha! It's been ages since I've checked in for a schmooze! Hey, does anyone know what became of that shmendrik cop from Nye County over a year ago? The one who, for no good reason, barged up to a homeowner and swung him right through the window at the front of his own house, then had the chutzpah to blame the homeowner? I'm always curious about what happened to that tuchus.

>>520956839
Sorry to be the bearer of bad tidings, but Jeeps are mechanically garbage and they are mega gay. All models.

>nurse

Imagine having your life depend on this sheboon

>>520956874
Lawrence Nightingale?

>>520956953
It’s true. I’m schizo myself and I’m addicted to drugs, I do post here after all.
>>520956962
You shouldn’t. Nurses run the hospital but they have very little say in what actually happens. We’re closer to well paid jannies.

>>520956962
Same

>>520957002
They murder patients.

I just noticed Dan’s casual fall outfit. Looks like the whole thing came from Land’s End

>>520956953
And whores. Married/divorced RN,

>4l i6 idle
kino

>>520956998
the old ones with the 4 liter were cool

>>520957029
bro, get help and get clean. do it for OPL bros.

>got a positive alert
She asked the dog to jump up on the door.

>>520956985
Based NyeCounty autist, good to see you, fren

>>520957069
I’ve been clean from meth for 2 years but I smoke a lot of weed

she got the truck in the divorce

>>520957029

What are you addicted to? Since you’re here, when should I seek medical help for a disturbed gut?

>>520957068
Yes, the old ones were great.

Anyone else notice now that we don’t follow those lesbians in Ohio the number of “cops stop to pet horses/etc” scenes has dropped by 90%

>>520957100
Meth. And not unless you’re vomiting and shitting copious amounts or having severe pain.

>>520957071
I don’t think I’ve ever seen a canine not alert.
>alerts
>gets sweet treats or a cool toy every time

>>520957068
Still driving one daily

>>520957094
congrats. u good then, unless you care about your lungs and the Big C. Maybe try edibles.

>>520957131

Those two were horrible together. Separate they were okay but together they acted like middle schoolers. I’m surprised they didn’t get blown away that one time they were knocking on doors and not announcing themselves as cops,

>>520957204
I prefer edibles but they’re so expensive compared to just buying a vape

>>520957161
Why put white frosting on a hot dog? Seems weird.

What's up with the faggots spamming us?

The cops should hire this guy as a drug expert and CI

Is that faggot shrimp spamming gay porn now

>>520957260
It’s what faggots do

>>520957260
honestly, tonight is the least amount of spam i can remember ITT

>>520957279
I assumed it was him too

>>520957232
A woman cop should always have a male cop there to save them

>>520957315
He spams /sp/ now with his honeypot

>>520957239
if you're vapin flower you can just eat the leftovers

>>520957100
Pancreatitis probably. Lay off the booze for awhile

Take X daily lol
It's probably meth

>>520957315

I really want to know that faggot’s story. I doubt it’s an independently wealthy autist with unlimited ips who just spams these threads. I swore someone tracked a bunch of his posts to a FL military base

>>520957260
they big mad
>>520957279
i belived it

>>520957358
I want to buy one of those volcano bag vape things that Jew faggot smoke n scan uses. Seems like the healthiest way to smoke

>>520957389

It’s rare I drink more than a beer per week these days.

I really hate modern times. Being constantly subjected to laxative commercials and commercials where dogs are literally squatting to take a shit. Why are there no standards of decency anymore?

>>520957452
>Hey handsome
>How's your stool?

>>520957401
>I swore someone tracked a bunch of his posts to a FL military base
Wouldn't be surprised

>>520957452
heres a shivering matted starving dog we filmed to make you give us money

>>520957452

The urge to purge your bowels takes precedence over decency

>>520957414
i use an xmax v3, cheap and efficient

>>520957494
And its always smirking women bragging how they took a shit today, as if its some sort of accomplishment. Why are women always constipated??

>>520957494

>solid 7

>>520957401
>fl
probably elgin. reddit once released their traffic info and the most used area was elgin afb in florida. they run psyops or something out of it

>>520957519
Those commercials should be illegal.

there's a lot of crime in baton rouge.

New Zealand canned corned beef is superior to SPAM

The advertisements for medicine that have suicide as a side effect should probably not be allowed to be sold. Could you imagine having that disclaimer on any other kind of product?
>This holiday season, give the gift of fresh baked bread by giving the XYZ automatic bread maker
>warning: fresh baked bread may cause you to kill yourself

>where that is
>what that was
excellent police work

>being flooded with gay porn
We are under attack again

>>520957708
If we banned drug commercials literally 90% of tv stations would go out of business. There’s a reason only two countries in the world allow this shit.

>>520957708
I also like the medicines where the side effects include the exact thing they're meant to treat. Like the tardive dysminesia medication that has the warning that it may cause sudden, repetitive uncontrollable movements. ??? Thats like if Tylenol had a warning that it might give you a fever.

>>520957726
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=lRFkmwtOeqk

>>520957597
Yeah that's Eglin. It was also revealed to be the "most reddit addicted city" years back. But I'm sure that's just a coincidence...

>2025
>cop radios still sound like absolute shit

>>520957796
try watching over the air channels sometime its literally nothing but drugs and shriners commercials

>>520957861
What about the fellowship of Christian and jews commercials?

this is awful tv

>>520957861
What is with the shriners anyway? Their hat looks vaguely Middle Eastern. But they seem like nice enough people, I guess

>>520957796
Let the tv stations die if they can't adjust to no drug commercials

>>520957911
Remember Karz for kidz? All the money went to jewish summer camps

>>520957911
>please send gibs even though your country already sends us billions and were a wealthy country in our own right and we (jews) literally never send money to Christians

yeah lady you're at the park with your family on a nice day and theres even a rainbow but you're so depressed, take this suicide pill

>>520957930
They’re Freemasons who rape the kids in the hospital.

What really makes me mad is they call America the land of judeo-Christian values…. The Jews killed Jesus and they chose a murder over Jesus Christ and they expect us to put Jews over Christians. Really activates the almonds

>>520958008
They still advertise their "charity" on the radio.

>>520958073
Why do the ppl on anti-psychotic pills look like they have way more successful lives than I do? Maybe I just need to take Rexulti, too.

Seriously fuck this commercial asking for donations to the homeless. I pay enough taxes for niggers and drug addicts.

>>520958132
It’s probably safe and effective

>>520958097
Yes I remember the jingle: Call 1-8 7 7 cars 4 kids, donate your ride today

i would have tazed her.

>homeless youth commercial
>not a single white male in sight

Nice try Jüden

>>520958073
Well, maybe it might help not carrying her sons school project around everywhere she goes.

>>520958132
thats all drug commercials. gotta show how they can't do anything without that pill and then show them skydiving, snowboarding and going on hikes and shit

>>520958140
I’m sure the administrators of this place make hundreds of thousands every year in salary and are probably jewish

>>520958140
But the contemporary Christian song anon
It's suppose to move you to donate

>>520958197
I don’t let herpes slow me down
>white water rafting
>mountain biking
>camping
>surfing

>>520958178
I would have too webm anon

>>520958205
I think its actually Christian but one of the founders got shitcanned over sex allegations

>>520958329
Whoops

>>520958309
Surprising

>11:30
time for commercials every 4 minutes

>>520958329
I don’t care if graperape makes $1 million dollars a year he deserves it… he never folded and keeps this place alive

Where are Bryce and Addy? This sucks

I love watching commercials for OPL breaks.

>>520958502
I bet they're twerking and Dan is keep the footage for himself.

Domino’s thin crust pepperoni is the tits

Not a single appearance by the British giantess.

Shameful display from OPL tonight

>>520958582

He fucking would. Procuring private goon material.

Alec reminds me of Payton Manning

>>520958502
>This sucks
truly

>>520958627

>DROP YE PANTS! SURPRISE PENIS INSPECTION!

>>520958524
Kek the only time I watch TV is with you guys for OPL and some UK adverts when I watch sports. Sometimes I screenshot my favorites.
>Doc I'm having some severe swelling, I think I'm going to die
>I think it might be a side effect from that new medication
>Nonsense, did you eat any spicy food?

>>520957082
How’s the night going big dawg

>>520958600
expand your horizons

Any chance we ever get a guest appearance by Donald Trump on an episode to give a play by play of the interactions? I feel like it would drive ratings through the roof!

>>520958627
I used to hate her, but I kinda think it's based how she bullies poor people in the south over nonsense sometimes.

incoherent babble

>we at home
>we didn't did nothin

Someone cap that little nigger getting carried

>altima

of course

>"I dindu nuffin mayne!"
>gets fucking suplexed into the lawn

Evening hasn't been a total loss at least

Sounds like we have some barbecued niggers

>>520958842
>>520958908

>>520956710
>I actually want a Draco and have been thinking about picking one up
that's my line
i say it in almost ever OPL, along with the other list of guns i never buy

>>520958819
>be Cleetus in rural Tennessee
>riding around on a street-illegal bike doing standard hick stuff
>cop shows up to harass you
>giant ass bitch
>fucking English accent

>A frustrating and scary call there
>A woman screaming for help
>smoking coming form the house
>screaming coming from upstairs
>we'll be right back
Lol dan

>>520959130
incredible

>>520959118
>Oh I never tried meth before cleetus
>Maybe I can come to your flat and try it with you <3

ah gah blah blah blah bix nood!

did they ever find that girl running from the mexican on the highway?

i'm subscribing to mike rowe's PureTalk
>$30 per month - just a dollar per day to house and feed mike rowe
>$160 per month to unlock ads free

>>520956710
Who should I buy an AK47 from? I know PSA is trash.

>>520959112
My line is
>how do you do fellow gentlemen of leisure?
I have been on these threads for years…

>>520959319
I have a WASR 10 underfolder. Over paid for it but it gets the job done

>>520959226
Is that a shower cap on the little guy?

>>520959324
up there with
>my butt itches

Imma play some tf2 after this for a bit

>>520959408
Based itchy butt poster

>>520959431
Nice. I'm feeling some Space Marine 2 myself

>>520959431

I'm going to puke and go sleep in my car

trash episode

>>520959293
Dan's hiding her from ICE

>Colton
Guaranteed to be a bad person.

cop spazzed out on the perp cuz he's seen him too many times

Kamala voter who'll benefit from Trump's lower Ozempic prices. Irony she won't grasp.

>>520959538
>I'm going to puke and go sleep in my car
k

>>520959226
Kek that takes me back <3
>>520959290
I be constipated!

>>520959654
Her man likes her chubby

Quiktrip is a lie, they will call the police on you

fuck you dan

why were they hating on that rural white man?

>>520959721
>Quiktrip is a lie
quicktrip is quintessentially american