72 virgins upon death
What do you do when they aren't virgins anymore?
Anonymous
(ID: 3TP+wHls)
11/9/2025, 8:47:15 AM
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>>520966510
>>520966315 (OP)
You will only have daughters
Anonymous
(ID: Y4INMugd)
11/9/2025, 8:47:17 AM
No.520966412
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>>520966479
>>520966315 (OP)
One bridge at a time
Now let me fuck the 72 hot virgins in Islamic paradise
Anonymous
(ID: Cvr8osxu)
11/9/2025, 8:47:32 AM
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>>520966315 (OP)
Lol, you've never fucked a virgin, have you?
>>520966315 (OP)
Why is virginity so prized in Abrahamic religions?
Anonymous
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11/9/2025, 8:48:59 AM
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>>520966561
>>520966412
You have all eternity with these cunts. And what's more they are described as looking like grey aliens
Anonymous
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11/9/2025, 8:49:41 AM
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>>520966573
>>520966446
purity, moral integrity, and the ideal of self-control
Anonymous
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11/9/2025, 8:49:52 AM
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>>520966411
Who said they are female? They'll just get a bunch of polcels
Anonymous
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11/9/2025, 8:51:11 AM
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>>520966315 (OP)
They are described as being hairless, translucent to the bone and having abnormally large black eyes
Anonymous
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11/9/2025, 8:51:39 AM
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>>520966616
>>520966315 (OP)
He'll get sent to /pol/ when he dies.
Anonymous
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11/9/2025, 8:51:48 AM
No.520966572
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>>520968136
>>520966315 (OP)
You’re not allowed to have sex with them. They exist to feed you dried fruit.
Anonymous
(ID: wbG3NGkk)
11/9/2025, 8:51:50 AM
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>>520966593
>>520966503
Let's be honest it's because you don't react someone else's sloppy seconds
Anonymous
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11/9/2025, 8:53:04 AM
No.520966616
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>>520966568
Eventually this place will get shutdown though and the tide of virgins will end. No one will want to fuck each other so they will still be virgins though.
Anonymous
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11/9/2025, 8:53:41 AM
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>>520966728
>>520966593
Which I think is justified but in this day and age impossible.
Anonymous
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11/9/2025, 8:56:32 AM
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>>520967212
>>520966635
I mean they will finger themselves anyway to some k pop star anyway
Anonymous
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11/9/2025, 9:11:43 AM
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>>520967601
>>520966728
Women depreciate as quickly as cars these days. I don't care if they finger themselves or use toys even, but once they've run through a few cocks, they're not suitable for marriage.
Anonymous
(ID: ujsJnTQl)
11/9/2025, 9:22:05 AM
No.520967565
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>>520966315 (OP)
>72 virgins upon death - what do you do when there aren't virgins anymore?
There are LOTS of incels, and Muslims take immense delight in putting their circumcised penis remnants into the 72 brown backdoors.
Anonymous
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11/9/2025, 9:27:17 AM
No.520967762
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I thought it was a mistranslation and its actually 72 raisins they get
Anonymous
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11/9/2025, 9:34:44 AM
No.520968022
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>>520966315 (OP)
Their virginity apparently resumes after you fuck them. They are hardcore permavirgins, who don't lose their virginity from fucking.
Anonymous
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11/9/2025, 9:35:46 AM
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Anonymous
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11/9/2025, 9:38:17 AM
No.520968136
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>>520966315 (OP)
Better ask about the purpose of eternally young boys
>>520966572
Explains the passage about the size of the breasts
Anonymous
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11/9/2025, 9:40:12 AM
No.520968205
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>>520966446
In the world.*
Because sexually transmitted diseased were not a joke. The moment on std becomes immune to medication, our modern world gets a painful reminder why people from past were like they were.
Anonymous
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11/9/2025, 11:18:29 AM
No.520971543
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>>520966315 (OP)
keep fucking them, why would would you put your dick in a tainted woman?
Anonymous
(ID: py5s56fm)
11/9/2025, 11:24:11 AM
No.520971748
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Enjoy your 72 Magic the Gathering players.
P.S. Yes, they are all men
Anonymous
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11/9/2025, 11:33:54 AM
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>>520966315 (OP)
It's ok, they magically become virgins again
Such is the power of a schizoprhenic hallucinating sociopath who gets zutted
Anonymous
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11/9/2025, 11:34:48 AM
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>>520966446
It means they were first in the rape olympics
Anonymous
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11/9/2025, 11:50:58 AM
No.520972762
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What is,when they realize, that there are 72 male virgins waiting for your deflowering. Funny Idea i told a Muslim years ago and he immediatly says, o my god i never thought this way :)
Anonymous
(ID: iGl+xU3d)
11/9/2025, 11:53:17 AM
No.520972849
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72 virgins
or
7'2" virgins?
choose wisely
