Thread 520971039

Would you get into the timemachine to 1850 to fuck her?

>>520971039 (OP)
That's a man.

>>520971039 (OP)
I'd go to 1845

She's wearing modern cosmetics. The lipstick in particular is nothing at all like 1800's makeup

>>520971039 (OP)
no. you would be an alien in 1850. you wouldnt fit in anywhere.

>>520971175
How did they do that?

>>520971039 (OP)
Corsets were the make-up of the 1800s.
Their purpose was to hide genetic inferiority and low self-control with food.

>>520971182
as long as I had tiktok and dominos pizza I'd be fine

>>520971205
>How did they do that?

Let's put it this way; if you can balance a ping pong ball on the end of a string of your piss for one minute there's a regular place for you on the Ed Sullivan Show.

>>520971039 (OP)
nah, I've seen similar attires with similar facial features with larpers. (not the landwhale ones)

Didn’t they smell bad back then

>>520971320
>Didn’t they smell bad back then

Just back then? kek.

>>520971205
They could always superimpose images on top of each other. Those are photos of water from a hose etc added on

>>520971320
Yes and they were so full of lice they shaved their pubes and wore minge wigs instead.

>>520971175
they would needed to be pissing for 2 minutes to take that photo

>>520971392
He has one on his face

>>520971039 (OP)
nice AI, OP. what were the prompts?

>>520971039 (OP)
Kina looks really healthy.

if you have a time machine to 1850, you can fuck whomever you like
no cameras, no dna, no interpol, and plenty of drifters and paupers to blame
all you needed then was a suit and to affect a posh accent to get away with any crime

Is this my only option?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QXy3uII-xn0

Okay bros, you have the power to turn any grandma over 80 into her younger self, but after do so, you have to fuck her. In this pretend scenario you can't find any information about whether or not she was hot or not. You have to gauge it by your own intuition

>>520971392

The mercantile jew is ubiquitous, indefatigable, relentless, all pervasive...

>>520971598
How is that funny?

>>520971175
I would love this to be an actual thing women do.
>when our powers combine
>Pssssshhshsshshss

>>520971758
I think it's funny.

>>520971392
Lmao, strange times!
I would travel to explore and study them, not to do what OP has in mind... but none the less sounds strange and interesting, respulsive but I immagine there would be a lot of humor along the way. lol

>>520971758
>How is that funny?

It's a standup comedian. They're never funny. You krauts supposedly killed all your jews so it's a form of public behavior largely unknown in your country.

>>520971819
Are you a swine taster?

>>520971879
huh?

>>520971918
Was kinda more funny than the whole skit.

>>520971710
Sometimes you can tell with women like... Nancy Pelosi that she was most likely attractive in her youth, even though she looks like a literal clown now. Not sure about your pic though.

>>520971962
What is? What are you talking about?

>>520972012
You arfe right this was really funny.

>>520972121
Thank you. The man in the video is my grandfather, from 1895. The one thing he remembered how to do was have sex.

>>520971205
coanda effect pussy magic

>>520972010
I'm 72 and I would take Nancy Pelosi to my bed and force her under the blankets to suckle my penis and passionately slobber her most ardent kisses on my stinky wrinkled saggy hairy balls all night long esp now it's an early winter with 20cm of snow predicted today and it's fucking cold. She would drink my cumb and then extol its exquiste flavor.

>>520971039 (OP)
WOOD

>>520972224
>I'm 72
No you're not

>>520972280
it's possible he started browsing 4chan in his 50's
i've been here since i was a teenager and i'm 44 now

>>520971039 (OP)
Solid 0/10

>>520971205
jewish trickery

>>520971039 (OP)
Not politics, fuck right off

>>>/his/

>>520972280
>No you're not

I wish I wasn't. It's not that fun you know.

>>520971039 (OP)
To fuck her great grandmother you mean, that's not film.

>>520971935
A bit of a clown world, you know! :D

>>520972407
I didn't say it was funny.
>>520972325
44 is a long way to 72

>>520971175
What the fucj

>>520972325
If you're 44, you would have been like 22 when 4chan first launched in '03.

>>520972689
your grasp of mathematics fades as you get older
you'll find out, kid

>>520972515
>I didn't say it was funny.

I wasn't talking about 'funny", I was talking about "fun". I think it's possible to distinguish clearly between the two.

>>520971182
I dont fit in here. The real challenge would be having chilluns and leaving them clear instructions on wtf to do with every key economic point over the next 200 years to build fuck you generational wealth and making sure they follow them
>mfw you arrange your gggggrandson to marry your daughter in 2038

>>520971392
That's exactly what you would expect a minge wig merchant to look like

>>520972902

The heir to Blenheim Palace is a junky so the government made moves to take this historical monument out of his hands before he could sell all it's antiquities for some smack.

>>520971358
>Just back then? kek.
this man has seen (like I did) some unwashed pussies

>>520971039 (OP)
Those are modern cosmetics and corset.

>>520971039 (OP)
>An assfucking costs extra

>>520971392
Born in the wrong time. I would have made a fine travelling merkin salesman. Would have undercut the jew too

>>520971039 (OP)
This toothpaste nigger is pondering interdimensional pussy instead of walking 50 feet up the road to the nearest brothel.

>>520971039 (OP)
She looks like Sarah Silverman. So no

>>520971175
>global decline in T-levels is ba-ACK

>>520971392
>serving the discerning pudendum since 1827
kek based jew

>>520971392
Another obvious jew

>>520973239
You'd be the finest crabman in town! No Jewish merchant would approach to compete, no crabs thing... lol

>>520973268
You change their energy configuration just a bit and they will show lets assume that is also trve for the darkness.

>>520971710
Martha Stewart. Even Hilary Clinton was pretty. So was pelosi like another poster said. Brigit bardotte. Liza minelli was also cute

>>520971392
That's so funny. He looks like a vampire, too.

>>520973482
>Liza minelli was also cute

Ok now let's not get silly mkay? calm down boy...

>>520973568
She was definitely. Had that FAS look that’s popular now.

>>520973482
The females were comuputaaa i still cant make snese of that. For me this is like a very short cycle.

>>520972407
What was it like destroying Canada, boomer?

>>520973641
Females are also good at birthing some shit because noone else is.

>>520973737
Kinda some abstract boobs if it is really dense i would assume things happens faster.
And no sound will made.

>>520971205
BLACKED taking notes here guys

>>520973969
I would do very bad stuff to those rubber boobs.

>>520972407
Com'on give us a timetamped/IDed pic of your old wrinkled hand.

You're like 4chan's gandalf.

>>520971175
>Pissing old whores.jpg
I wish I could just read your directory

>>520971182
pretty sure I wouldn't mind being that kid getting spanked

>>520971162
Based

>>520971392
>>520971741
>>520973239
>>520973329
>>520973388
This is a modern, staged photo by a Jewish artist from a Jewish art project titled "The Uncanny Tale of Shimmel Zohar". IT'S A FAKE.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/photo-shows-seller-of-19th-century-intimate-wigs/

>>520971039 (OP)
nope

>>520973603
>She was definitely. Had that FAS look that’s popular now.

No dude...we have to maintain some standards here so I'm putting my foot down

>>520973643
>What was it like destroying Canada, boomer?

I dunno...worked hard at shitty jobs, put up with assholes at work, paid my taxes. You tell me ya self righteous dipshit.