Thread 520973513

>UK to announce asylum system shake-up as it considers Denmark model
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/cm2lknr2d3go
>The UK city so troubled you have to 'step over a druggie to get anywhere'
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2130925/uk-city-gone-downhill-you
>Inside the NHS’s ‘insane’ £1.4bn push for net zero
https://archive.ph/BsyLC
>Cutting home insulation funding will imperil UK’s climate goals, Reeves told
https://www.theguardian.com/environment/2025/nov/08/cutting-home-insulation-funding-imperil-uk-climate-goals-reeves-told
>Calls for Starmer to face investigation over appointment of football regulator chair
https://www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/politics/starmer-football-regulator-kogan-investigation-tories-ethics-adviser-b2861177.html
>Met Police chief accused of making ‘thinly veiled threat’ to senior officers over job cuts
https://www.standard.co.uk/news/london/met-police-chief-accused-of-making-threats-senior-officers-over-job-cuts-b1257200.html

>>520973513 (OP)
>Inside the NHS’s ‘insane’ £1.4bn push for net zero
Kill everyone, EZ

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>>520973513 (OP)
why are you people so obsessed with tea anyways, what's so great about tea, it's just hot water with ground leaves, iongiddit

>>520973513 (OP)
Alright lads. Anon here who was posting all the stuff about Carribbean people in the last thread. It was mostly all a larp btw. I like to test my abilities to steelman any side of the argument and it's also funny to wind some of you up. Nothing personal.

You noticed jeets are getting super uppity lately? They've given up the facade that they've used for years.

>>520973533
This is true. Family members who a couple of years ago were calling me racist have completely switched sides. Tried asking what changed their mind but they never seem to have a definitive answer just a vague feeling it's all wrong and needs to stop.
It's like the conditioning isn't working anymore

https://archive.ph/UrWqP
>Masonic lodges to throw open doors to ‘reshape public perceptions’
>Future events will be more diverse and egalitarian and less stuffy, while membership will focus on boosting men’s mental health and recruiting former servicemen
They've gone woke

Punting up in Wigan again this afternoon. Anyone else out and about?

>>520973673
My birds parents order slop from these sub humans

>>520973621
Magic innit. Keeps you going when you've got work on, helps you relax when you don't. Magic tea.

>>520973621
Civilised habits hanz, You should try it some time you 0 to ten rage ape monkey

>>520973702
You are encountering a new generation raised after 10 years of Modi's extreme Hindu nationalism. Many now genuinely believe that they are the greatest race on Earth and that the humiliation of colonialism was a blip on the path to their destiny of being the most important nation to exist.

>Thinking about driving in France sometime in the future
>Reeves talking about taxing drivers for driving in foreign countries
FOR FUCKS SAKE

went to heaven in me kip and god gave me 72 wigger starmers for me good deeds
bosh. sorted

>>520973937
>>Reeves talking about taxing drivers for driving in foreign countries
how the fuck does that work?

>>520973702
The jeets that have been here for years, generations even are starting to feel the grift is up and they internally struggle to differentiate themselves from the other brown economic migrant filth that flocks here like we have magic soil or something.

>>520973937
You'll be required to leave 20% of your assets before you go on holiday in case you don't come back because the UK is so amazing they can't risk you leaving

>>520973513 (OP)
I forgot my loicence at home sorry

>>520973937
>anon making up ragebait for (You's)
mfw its real

>>520973937
>>520974122
Getting real 15 minute city vibes from this

Why are jews so retarded?

>>520973937
kek

>>520973937
She has clearly forgotten when David Starkey spanked her on QT https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B1D6Tfpo1RQ

>>520974122
Also archived version, somehow hasn't been done yet: https://archive.is/XXWgz

>>520974019
>go on family holiday
>have to leave one kid behind as a hostage for your return

>>520974163
>212 people liked this retarded analogy
Probably a Spic Fuentes arselicker too

>>520974152
They're probably going to start putting the pay by mile tax on a scale based on your distance from your registered home address. It'll be easy to enforce once digital ID is rolled out and they make that a requirement to even start a new EV.

>>520974204
>Not Found (yet?)

>>520974212
nick is based

you sound jewish

>>520974163
He's a sandnigger just like you, Achmed.

>>520974122
So you'll be expected to count your miles and report them in yuorself?

me mam just told me i'm "as bright as a corn cob"
ate corn cobs me

>>520974163
for a self proclaimed academic ( his degree is in English literature btw not even a shitty politics degree) he sure is thick as shit this guy. terrible analogy. he should fuck off back to Iran.

>>520974218
Quite literally pay as you go.

>>520974227
Because I've literally just put it into Archive.Today, it'll load shortly.

>>520974237
It's literally a jewish paid indian/bot that has spammed this general for months if not years, just ignore him

>>520973702
some of them are okay, Like us have had their world destroyed and their homes repossessed and repurposed. A lifetime of integration for nought a in the end the natives were simply genocide'd anyway. Leaving just another thirdie shit hole of slavery and rape.

If i was a jeet born here i'd be disgruntled too, A dream taken from them.

>>520974300
>you're as bright as sweetcorn but I always find you stuck in shit

Cuz iiiiiiiiii
Wannaaaabeee
Loicensd4tv

>>520974282
You have no idea how smart cars are today. Most ice cars have had telematics for a good few years and all electric cars have telematics as standard. It was supposed to report to the garage if there were any faults developing and that sort of thing. It's only one click to report mileage to the government. It could even tell them where you were driving, what day, time and even if you broke the speed limit so they can automatically fine you. I drive a very modern car, nothing amazing or particularly expensive. You'd be surprised at the technology on board. And none of it is for the driver

Had a Toby breakfast. Can't move. Atey bodyweight in sosij and bacon. It's not gluttony, its practice.

>>520974389
can't say that anyone rightly gives a shit

this is the final brit/pol/

>>520974642
>Blue light discount
>Not on Sunday
cunts

>>520973621
Got any crisps that aren't paprika?

>>520974642
are you the norf fc guy?

>>520974681
>having a blue light discount card

>>520974691
you mean chips? we don't have crisps here IN GERMANY
but yeah we do actually have a great variety of chips here IN GERMANY

Scotland has fallen

>>520974721
>Dole mongs seething at my inflation busting card
such is life

>>520974766
Which one was that?

>>520974691
kekked

Whichever anon recommended that political ponerology book - cheers, that looks very interesting. Will definitely check that out.
(Also will look up the other one)

>>520974310
>The FBI is attempting to track down the identity of the owner of Archive.today and its numerous mirrors, like Archive.is and Archive.ph. As reported by 404 Media, the FBI subpoena, which was posted on the official Archive.today X account, was sent to web domain registrar Tucows on October 30th demanding the “customer or subscriber name, address of service, and billing address” associated with Archive.today.

>The subpoena also requests telephone records, payment information, internet session info, network addresses, and even the services the site’s owner has used, such as email or cloud computing services. It goes on to say that this info “relates to a federal criminal investigation being conducted by the FBI,” but it doesn’t reference a specific crime.

>Archive.today has been around since 2012, but the identity of the site’s owner remains unconfirmed. Someone who goes by the common Russian name, or possibly pseudonym, “Denis Petrov” from Prague, Czech Republic registered the original domain of the site, but little else is known about who that person is. The site is commonly used to dodge paywalls, similar to 12ft.io, which the News/Media Alliance successfully had taken down earlier this year, claiming it “offered illegal circumvention technology” to access copyrighted content without paying for it.
>>520974784
Not a dolemong. Why so you have a government discount card?

>>520974691
and then we have these bad boys, somehow they aren't really much of a thing yet outside of here, IN GERMANY
someone needs to introduce these to the US market, with some good marketing behind it you could make some serious cash selling these to obese amerilards

>>520974766
Absolute specialists in failure Because ordinary failure just isn't enough.

Every fucking time, We've done it! we about to achieve glory and then absolute comedy.
Fuck the Gods Humour

>>520974537
Watch the pleb, control the pleb, punish the pleb.
But if you just steal a car, none of that monitoring shit affects you because the car isn't registered to you. Go where you want. Leave the car behind and steal a new one for the journey back.

>>520974827
w e w

Some Europeans at work were bitching about Brexit.
When pressed by a well meaning colleague about what exactly is bad about Brexit, they were told that its now much more expensive to take their dog on holiday in Europe.
Even the sympathetic normie asking the question was a bit like "uh, that's your answer?"
Kek, absolute bougie whoppers.

>>520974868
>"You aren't allowed to preserve the globalists fuckups!"
Remember when the wayback machine got purged?

faggot, tranny, pædo pride good

White pride bad x

Allow that wash-basin to enter.

>>520974827
It's not just for nurses

>>520974766
Beating all blacks would be a bad look for multicultural Scotland.

>>520975010
I know, it's also a benefit of being part of law enforcement...

>>520974957
I checked wasnt there i would be much more jolly if i had those.

>>520974784
I used to work in retail. I can assure you blue light holders are all fucking cunts, universally hated by wagies. We used to pretend stuff was out of stock or put the prices up at the till to ensure the entitled cunts never got any real discounts. The other one was to make them give another form of id and 80% of the time the names didn't even match cos they pass their cards about like its a bonus cheat card. Fuck the NHS, fuck blue light and fuck you.

>>520975036
Along with the army and various other military personnel

>>520975062
I found them. UWU.

>>520975063
>go restaurant
>order meal
>get bill
>only at this point flash the blue light
>never leave a tip
Only retards show the card before you get the bill

>>520974895
Name one actual benefit we've realised because of Brexit.
I'll wait.

>>520975190
Making poofs demoralised and seethe and cry for nearly 10 years

>>520975190
I've never been to France

>>520974748
Bloody forens - they're chips here too

>>520973702
They're reached a % of the population where they can enforce their in group preferences on their hosts in their local enclaves.
We warned of this a great deal in 2015 , noone listened. Now we are closer to a mass casualty event.
Tories and labour will have blood on their hands.

>>520974122
What the fuck, leftoids told me this was just a conspiracy theory.

>>520975190
It was all about stopping the wogs. Nobody expected Boris to punish us with even more dross via different routes

>>520975156
Glownigger

>>520975345
I'm never going back - checkmate, m8

>>520974282
Its all been planned out. All evs have a reporting box in them. They knew this was going to be the case. Despite the tin foil hatters, petrol and diesel cars do not have the same tech. This was always recognised as the problem with EVs; ICE users pay per mile because they pay fuel duty on the very specific fuel used. EVs use generic electricity so its important the overlords tax ev miles separately or they'll lose a substantial tax income.

EV owners are shortsighted and blinkered morons. Its no accident that there is a substantial overlap between driving EV, taking the vax and thinking lockdowns were a valid solution, supporting a land war of aggression to the East of jewkraine against Russia and wanting continued paid membership to the EU project. The only reason the pay per mile feature already embedded into every EV hasn't been actioned on, is simply because uptake of them had been poor and the government knows that the enthusiasm for them isn't growing.

>>520974282
No. That would be impossible to enforce.
You see, these policies don't emerge and then they think of a means to enforce it, but rather relevant technology comes into being and policies arise from that.
So the moment that cars joined the IoT "smart" phone-home wankery with ridiculous "features" like remotely controlled subscriptions for heated seats, this was an inevitability.
Your mileage is quantifiable data sent to the manufacturers in the majority of modern cars and it will only take one piece of legislation for that to be government knowledge. No doubt tied to your digital ID.
Jacques Ellul wrote The Technological Society, an inspiration for Uncle Ted, and modern writers such as Adam Greenfield (radical technologies) and Shoshana Zuboff (age of surveillance capitalism), all detailing this exact phenomenon.
If tech allows control/manipulation of behaviour, there will be a political justification for it, but it will always be downstream of the possibilities.
Note how the OSA came into effect when they had their gay little AI tools ready to try out, for example, because human intervention would have been costly and impractical. The moment a method becomes available it is rationalised and implemented.

>>520975190
This
>>520975297

Near constant twats pissing and moaning for the advancement of scientific discrimination.
I'm reasonably confident that without brexit eliciting the shrill screeching of every outgroup preferent briandamaged shitlib in the country daily ever after the fact, we would never have made such wild leaps in our ability to qualify and quantify libshittery.
Worse than vegans.

Not remembering anything today, they can fuck off.

>>520975345
It's grim. I was only driving through it on my way to Spain. Picrel is what their public toilets look like but with more shit obviously

corr just want rBoris back lads, not too much to ask is it?

>>520975506
>japanese toilet, france
Grim.

>>520975506
Truckstop bogs - they must all be like this eh?

>>520975555
They look exactly the same in France. I don't know what the French call them so I searched 'disgusting French hole toilet' and this was the result. It's pretty accurate

Arm the population
Arm them now, This is not a request.

This is a demand.

Else condemn the innocent to slavery.
I cannot accept those terms.

>>520975063
based

>>520975156
unfathomably zased

>>520975649
>stopped at the services
>car park was literally covered in piles of human shit
>went into maccies to use toilet
>walls, floor and toilet covered in shit
I waited until we crossed the border before using the bog

>>520975506
Meanwhile REAL French toilet - pic taken 2 mins ago

>>520975506
I never plan on going, just saying I may have if not for bregshit

Thank you for your service bregshit

>>520975769
Why do you have a shower attached to your toilet

Still seething about the shiny magikarp I ran into on gen 4

What is the fucking point, I can count the random shinies i've encountered on one hand in my 25 fucking years of playing pokemon and a magikarp takes the absolute piss

Lunch maccies on its way

>>520975506
Have you seen German toilets?

>>520975752
oh they ARE grim - i always shit before I leave

>>520975769
>Putting the flag on your bog

Disrespectful af. By coincidence tho i have the french flag on my bog lid.

>>520975813
oh for fucks sake, how is home delivery still a thing?

>>520975816
Never been to Germany. Thinking about visiting Dusseldorf next year for an exhibition. I could do with knowing if their toilets are third world as well

>>520975810
It's for washing your hole - you savage.
I was in Indonesia for a long time and they are just better - so I fitted it

>>520975870
Saves time and earns points innit

>>520975857
WAHAYE

wtf is wrong with so many boomers of this country

>>520975901
>frog worshipping muzzies
Many such cases

>>520975297
This. So much this
>>520975190
It exposed the virulent evil champagne socialists and the real divide we have in England. Its not class as its framed, is much deeper than that, genetic if you will.
Brexit also sent a clear message to Europeans that we are not brothers and redefined our identity as an independent island nation. It set back their insane EU project by years because we were one of the main financial donors. It forced the traitors at home to reveal themselves rather than hiding behind the ole "i cant because meh EU rules" and it set the stage for the next stage which is unfortunately hardship and suffering as we come to terms with the real problem of the british isles; that is the british union, London and the far left.

>>520975857
There is a corner of a foreign carsey that is forever England !

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NhnMd1Jl7SA

No one wants to question why an anon has a blue light card that's commonly offered to people who work in or with the military?

>>520975901
I thought you lot used little teapots for wiping your rusty bullet hole. You might want to work on finding the toilet and not shitting in the car park before you call me a savage

>>520975972
Not a Mudslime - from Blackpool

>>520975970
>(((Myers)))

>>520975970
I'd say bait account but he doesn't have the blue tick so it's probably dementia

>>520976026
>>520976056
not

>>520975970
I'm going to need an early life check on this one.

think i need to run at least 5km a day to keep my seethe in check

>>520976022
It's commonly found with rNHS staff, which is a massive employer

>>520976094
Parents were aristocrats, dumped him when he was born. Loved in Gotham sewers. Hates Batman.

>>520976022
I'm a secret wfh government night shift worker

>>520975470
Good post. And importantly i think that Kaczynski glossed from Greenfield, any technology, once its uptake reaches a critical majority, is no longer optional.

>>520975454
They won't be able to do this without changing some laws and installing tracker boxes into your car.

There's no law that days the odometer in your car has to be accurate and calibrated, and accurately reflect the miles the car has driven. You can buy mileage blockers on ebay.

For all car manufacturers to allow the gov to have access to the mileage would need big law changes.

It can't happen.

Essex tranny mocks war veteran centurion

>>520976133
Also with police, fire, military and various other government services.
>>520976177
That's gobbos larp

>>520976133
>massive employer

>>520976022
no idea what your post is saying im just acknowledging your picture of a very tasty ginger i wouldn't mind engaging in some sort of sexual act with
because that's why you used that picture isn't it. to get attention

>get screwdriver
>remove milometer from car
>?????
>profit
suck your mum, Reeves

>>520975454
>ICE users pay per mile because they pay fuel duty on the very specific fuel used
This is a good point. You already pay tax-per-mile simply on fuel consumption.

>>520976268
she's a proper rancid minger

>>520976269
At least the nazi dictatorship benefitted the people that lived there

>Boateng's life in Ghana came to an abrupt end after his father went to jail in 1966 following a military coup, which toppled the Ghanaian government.

stop the boatengs

Pissing myself laughing at these royal legion charity adverts etc. If you join the military you get what you deserve.

>>520976269
They have the moral conviction of sheep.
But this wont stop them proposing their faux reasoning (based on nothing other than assumption).

State of that cunt. Makes me wanna ban all social media

>>520975454
One of the worst things that Musk's preeminence has done is to whitewash EVs as somehow both not WOKE and not a completely and utterly shit platform for an automobile. And still their says are buoyed by Motability

>>520975816
Ja, ich inspiziere mein schizer.

>>520976022
Military don't need it. They all get service men cards and discounts as thanks for their service. Blue light is for the civil servants, nhs, coppers and council worker karens. Its available to about 1/3 of the country at this point. Any place that accepts it, is usually staffed by weak zoomers who can't be arsed having an argument with the most entitled demographic in this cunt, or staff who moonlight at the NHS and actually believe the bullshit about them being heros.

Can't wait for WW3

>>520976392
Can't really blame older people that only had the government propaganda machine for information.

>>520976392
>>520976518
God save the King

>>520976207
Not so. EVs already have a smart real time odometer specifically for that function. They're ready to go. Just needs an act of parliament to do the charging.

>>520976460
Ive got a Tesla and its great. I pay 1-2p per mile, a 50mpg car is paying 13p per mile in fuel. The only reason you wouldn't want one is you can't charge at home or you do very long trips every day.

>>520976557
and his paedo brother?

>>520976454
Yes, allowing these people access to the internet is up there with women's suffrage as one of the biggest mistakes in the history of mankind.

God save the King

this is you

>>520976492
eveyone has it now can even get it working for a education so either the discounts will go down or the cost will go up

>>520974152
they are not competent to have a system where they know where you were when you drove so they can only calculate from your total mileage, regardless of where you were driving. you could drive to singapore and back and they'd only look at your mileage dial. for once i don't think they have any ulterior motive, it is just they are retards.
but why add cost and difficulty into a system for a tiny majority of people? the government never do that, do they?

>>520976392
Like I get the poppy as a symbol for those who served from 1914-1945, huge numbers of them were conscripts. But divorced of historical relevance, their purchase being basically mandatory in public life, and the return to a volunteer army means that honestly the poppy should probably be packed away soon. It becomes just an outsourced veteran support group and foreign policy washer, not a meditation on ending all wars. Hard to have much concern for volunteer soldiers who fought and died in Afghanistan in the 2010s, or who would have served in Israel, Ukraine, Taiwan or Guyana.

>>520976608
Mossad blackmail sting, Is your proposal to distance ourselves from tradition based on sordid blackmail rackets that came about due to failures in security?

>>520975901
You can't explain it to them. They haven't experienced the bum gun. Or possibly they just want an excuse to finger their anus.

>>520976392
Imagine fighting for a government that hates you.

>>520975531
>boriswave
corr blimey, we don't have any of those, but I can offer you a bit of Merkelwave instead
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=reCMB81A70k

Favourite moment in British military history, lads?

>dying in a war to ensure the future for this
BIG OOF

>>520976712
卐

>>520976626
lets go lads

>>520976626
Is that 1 of the crown estate rentals they let the serfs live in?

>>520976625
Socialist crow will be locking his account then closing it before long kek

>>520976778
>that filename
oof

>>520976712
Soon remembering the evils of Nazi Germany will have served its purpose and the new narrative will be it was a long time ago and it's time to move on..

Support Our Troops

Help for Heroes

Rule Britannia

id bloody well better not see any extreme right wing cultural nationalism in 'ere lads. or the bobbies will be kicking down your door at 2am

>>520976741
Hard to explain the comfort of a squeaky clean ringpiece to those that have never experienced it

>>520976939
that's why you gotta be anti abrahamic and call jesus the antichrist and that hitler worked for masonic jews then you can't be a nazi or racist if you just hate abrahamism which is also misogynistic in nature thus you become a liberal activist of sorts and basically untouchable
also muhammad was a pedo

fancy a bentos pie

>>520976601
Yeah big changes to gdpr, vehicle regulations, it's not easily done

>>520977096
tuck in lad

>>520976841
Even Carol Decker from T'Pau is getting involved lmao what a world we live in. every day online is like living in a sketch from Brasseye

>>520976789
i can't take much more of these people, i want to see them humbled and then swept away.

>>520976741
Only nonces go to Cambodia mate

>>520977177
gonna have to see the ingredients list first boy

Cor imagine your cock between those thick thighs and smashing her fat arse

>>520976207
>tracker boxes
Wrong. Any car that has a factory installed satnav already has GPS location by default which can not only track your car it can store every trip you've ever made including mileage and speed. Even cars without a satnav have GPS through the emergency assistance button.
We're talking about virtually every car made in the last decade. A modern car can record more information than an insurance style black box.
>law change
They forced car makers to produce EV's and you think they can't require them to hand over information about their slave citizens?

>>520977177
lush

Apparently, he gives himself a medal for each child sacrificed to Moloch

>>520977235
Oh come on..

https://youtu.be/7SbluIaqBPk?si=N656YmCVrM86dya6&t=33

>>520977269
sip mong get on it, The fucking grammar on that.
Fat fucking jewess

>>520975813
Brown people are disgusting and anyone that involves them in the preparation or delivery of their food is a spastic

>>520974237
Gay Mexican with an FBI handler

>>520977177
>1881

>>520976607
Its unserviceable outside of its initial service period, depreciates at an unacceptable level, and as discussed is ready to go and soon to be taxed by the mile in line with diesel tax ≈ 15p/mile.
Also everyone thinks you're a cunt because its ostentatious and vulgar and the preferred choice for economic migrants. Its a fire hazard and if you actually like driving, its not a particularly great drive. It does of course have a big iphone in it and is very easy to park and stuff if your a woman. I wouldn't touch one, but good on yer if you're happy.

>have hangover
>go to the shop

>>520976607
Electric vehicles are the illegal migrant or nigger of vehicles. They increase taxes astronomically on petrol/diesel vehicles, then make us all pay for the leccy subsidies to make it feel good. Electricity is the highest order of energy too, it's relatively expensive to get to this form of energy, you could have a coal/wood fueled car if you were allowed to use a gasifier - but that would have a horrible vehicle tax to pay or be illegal.
Petrol/diesel looks like it's set to go the same way, shame that.
Perhaps everyone will get jobs as lithium mine slaves mining or mining precious rare earth metals so the few people who can afford electric vehicles can have one.

>>520977269
>>520977364
https://archive.is/tj0Dh

what a load of bollocks

>>520977177
bigclive?

>>520977278
Sure they can but we already have a bunch of laws to stop this kind of thing happening.

Ok own up to it. Who has been grooming that young bob spacker I see promoting" Christian Nationalism" (oxymoron) everywhere these days? I was passing through Camden and he was there irl too.

>>520977437
>£300 for a tyre
Tyres are mad expensive because the car is so heavy so you really don't want to be driving it any distance

>>520977468
kek
Fat jewess looking seductive.
Fat cunt is like 50 spitting poison to woman

>>520977468
As Pete* gently twisted my nipple, which is one of his go-to moves during sex, I sighed internally – and not in a good way.
He continued by passionately kissing my neck, as we switched positions to have sex from the side.
Normally, his hands, tongue and d**k would set my senses on fire.
When we had dated, I couldn’t get enough.
Pete and I had enjoyed an off-again, on-again fling and I kept coming back for more – partly because I had feelings for him, partly because the sex amazing.
But as I lay there, waiting for my body to respond to his touch, I noticed something peculiar: I was bored.
‘Was it always this bad?’ I silently asked myself.
I was so taken aback, I didn’t quite know how to proceed.

Thankfully, I didn’t really need to do anything at all – Pete orgasmed while I was still mulling over my options.
The sex had lasted all of four minutes.

>>520977200
I've given him a follow so i can see the saga unfold kek

>>520977501
>non crime hate incident
>get arrested
Tell me all about how the government can't change the law

>>520977437
My favourite part is where these are assembled in chink slave factories, shipped half-way across the world in diesel fueled freighter ships and then we're told that we're "saving the environment" whilst the electric vehicle weighs significantly more and causes stress to the driver having to avoid extreme cold weather and finding suitable locations to charge their vehicle every single time they decide to go on a trip.

>>520974122
She has to be trolling, there's no way she can be this retarded

>>520976726
He never mentioned race. He said the state of the UK today. Why is it always about melanin with these retards. He could have been referring to the number of faggots; put me on the tele and thats definitely the 2nd thing id mention after women. The nigger invasion would be 4th after jews and the Irish in politics.

>>520977657
Don't forget the stress on the infrastructure which wasn't designed for millions of vehicles this heavy

>>520977552
Dirty old slapper is coming to terms with having fried her last dopamine receptors after a lifetime of promiscuity and hedonistic degeneracy. Many such cases today. I'm one of them but would not recommend anyone be like me. I grew up in a different world though when your parents were pushing you out the door at 18 and encouraging you to " sow your wild oats". Disgusting boomers made terrible parents really.

>>520977468
how have women become so shameless what a fucking weirdo

>>520977726
The Irish dont matter anymore they welcome becoming part of palestine

>>520977437
>Its unserviceable outside of its initial service period
You don't really service them with some odd exceptions with badly designed motors.
>depreciates at an unacceptable level
All new cars lose a huge amount of value
>and as discussed is ready to go and soon to be taxed by the mile in line with diesel tax ≈ 15p/mile.
All new cars have the black box with tracking etc.
>Also everyone thinks you're a cunt because its ostentatious and vulgar and the preferred choice for economic migrants.
Retarded thing to say
>Its a fire hazard
All cars are fire hazards
>and if you actually like driving, its not a particularly great drive.
Low centre of gravity with the battery on the bottom is a great start for a driving chassis, they can be as sporty as you like. Most cars people drive like the average crossover is not sporty and that's not what most mongs care about
>It does of course have a big iphone in it and is very easy to park and stuff if your a woman.
All new cars have a big touchscreen, some better than others, everything else here is just retarded
>I wouldn't touch one, but good on yer if you're happy.
Enjoy your 1l 2004 corsa

>>520977717
https://www.express.co.uk/news/uk/2131592/motorists-taxed-driving-france-rachel-reeves

>>520977542
You can use any tyres, the EV tyre thing is a meme. Mine are £120.

>>520977657
Where do you think everything else you buy is made and shipped from?

>>520977726
>He never mentioned race.
The paki on the couch tried to get him to say it.
>"what do you mean by that?!"
Luckily, the female co-host was one of those who see old people as babies so she wasn't even listening. She only saw that he looked sad so put on the voice and comforted him.

>>520977776
All new cars are heavier than they used to be

>not raise basic income tax rates since 1975
>be surprised that nothing works and everything is falling apart
Everything in life costs money lads.

>>520977657
can get pip for range anxiety

>>520977806
>but would not recommend anyone be like me.

>"To me, the word pondered gives us permission to wonder and ask questions.

In her heart … signifies the depth and the sincerity of Mary’s reflections. She couldn’t have understood all that had been said and done, but she chose to receive it all by faith and waited and watched till it could be made more clear to her. "

Bless you

>>520977878
So you just replace them more often. Big brain saving

>>520977947
wild idea but what about responsible spending?

>>520977541
Christian nationalism is extremely based and is causing migrants, libs and the state to collectively seethe.

>>520977908
Same factory, the difference is there's other options in Europe or there were until Germany shot itself in the foot and our own manufacturing died to death. It's convenient that all the new technology we're forced into using by legislation is not competitive enough to be produced here.

>>520977726
Because they know that we know that they are horrible people who dont belong in England. They know that one day we will snap and actually say what's obviously true.

>be me
>2nd relationship
>gf insists on writing goodnight essay messages with myriad multicoloured heart emoji mosaics
>play along for a few days
>notice the length increasing
>friend wants me to come out one night
>aeroplane mode.png
>get back home at 8am after being out all night doing stimulants with friend
>deactivate aeroplane mode
>50 missed calls
>wtf.jpg
>phone rings
>answer
>gf is psychotic over the phone
>says she's coming over
>30 minutes pass
>banging on the front door shouting
>answer door
>she pushes her way in crying saying that i don't care about her
>tell her i was out with a friend and that she's worrying about nothing
>pulls my trousers down and fills her mouth with my cock
>end up fucking right there and proceed to go upstairs
>run towards my room and open the door
>got on the floor
>everyone walk the dinosaur

>>520974122
>>520977864
Why doesn't Tax Poodle just charge people for looking at clouds?
Or maybe charge a tax every time you walk over a drain cover?
Or tax seagulls?

>>520975063
Veterans discounts are pretty decent.
30% of train fares, not a bad discount.

>>520976830
Never used any of these delivery companies.
Never will.
Simple as.

>>520978001
It's really a non-issue. I needed new rear tyres at 23k miles, not a big deal is it?

>>520978046
>@Grok can we tax seagullls?

>>520977437
They're also really unaesthetic, doesn't look like a car, looks like a toaster on wheels, or any other type of home appliances, their weight destroys roads, and they're subsidised by the state while the competitors face punitive charges

>>520974487
Oi, fingies?

corr comfy today lads
https://youtu.be/6IAskfbqfaE?si=0x69xhzLDZQuMtid

>>520978111
>gets 23k out of EV specific tyres
>changes them for standard non EV tyres
>expects the same mileage wear
Are you josh or just really stupid?

>>520978151
>BREAKING: 100,000 seagulls fleeing the UK each year after Reeves tax hikes

>>520978015
In the 21st century with so many systems reliant on external overseas components, "responsible spending" is not really possible because it implies we're in control of every aspect of our spending to begin with when we're not. If we were to responsibly spend, we'd be at the mercy of random market headwinds every few months and would stifle our ability to plan for the future. Thats why we have to gamble and predict the future.

>>520978034
That's been the case for the last couple of decades. They moved production to Eastern Europe, then India, then Thailand, then Brazil, etc. Electric cars happen to made in China a lot because they got way ahead of the lithium battery industry. Which third world does my car come from oh no.

Tesla has a big plant in Germany but mine was from China because China is right hand drive so many UK ones were built there.

>>520978046
It's not a tax that would be silly. It's a fine

>Djeison Rafael, 21, has now been charged with attempted murder as well as two further assaults and possession of a blade, West Midlands Police said tonight.
>He was wearing a grey tracksuit, black hat, trainers and rucksack, the force said as it appealed for further information.
>Officers were called to Smallbrook Queensway, Birmingham, shortly before 9pm on Friday after reports of a stabbing.
>The woman in her 30s was taken to hospital with a serious neck injury.
got stabbywog fatigue

>>520977541
He works for Turning Point UK (Zionist funded) and is in the same networks as Robinstein, Mahyar Tousi etc.

>>520977947
don't care as long as my bennies go up

>>520978225
EV tyres are a meme, it's marketing shit. Do you think tyres didn't hold up a 1.8 ton, 260hp car before electric came along?

EV tyres have worse grip to gain 5% range, I'd prefer the better gripping tyre.

>>520978046
She's gonna tax chestnuts next because they are lazy.

>>520978061
No issue with vet discounts. When i ran a shop i did massive discounts for servicemen. Then refused blue lights just for the bants.

>>520978319
Ah, Mahyar Tousi.
The housewives favourite.

>>520978355
Post car with timestamp or you're just a fat middle aged dole scrounger

>Motorists could be taxed to drive in France under Rachel Reeves' plan to extend her pay-per-mile levy. Set to be announced in November's Budget, the plan would make electric car drivers pay the 3p tariff per mile even if they are not using UK roads.
>Critics slammed Rachel Reeves' expected move, as drivers would "effectively be paying tax twice", once with her pay-per-mile scheme, and secondly with France's motorway tolls. When the rates are set to be introduced in 2028, drivers would pay £32.46 for a 1,082-mile round trip from Calais to the wine region of Bordeaux in tax alone, not taking into account fuel, Channel Tunnel and toll costs.
got useless cunt fatigue

>>520978297
>Public Space Protection Order introduced by Council
>Seagulls apply for bennies to tide them over until someone drops a chip
Many such cases. It'll just make them dependent on the system. They haven't thought this through.

tax
taxtaxtax
taxy tax tax
tax?
tax.
tax taxtax tax! tax... tax---- TAX! tax

>>520977947
20% of the country are now third worlders and it's bleeding the country dry

>>520978466
>making them dependant on handouts

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cra0nRsdHug

>>520978379
>Chestnuts are lazy
Conkers are the working nut

>>520977400
I like him, Even if he's a poof.
He's funny and his fans are even funnier


You're jewish

>>520978268
>China is right hand drive
no it isn't.

>>520978152
The people who want them have them. Everything is as it should be. You won't take my ice cars though from my cold dying hands. Im actually positive about the ev future because the depreciation, the incoming tax situation and the inability to service them after a few years is going to court spicy hubris for the EV devotees.
t.car mechanic on the side

Seagulls
Saygulls
Taxgulls

alri la

>>520977697
That girl has a moustache

>>520975970
LET KIDS ENJOY THEMSELVES

>>520978546
>constantly pivoting every aspect of political discourse to wogs
White children deserve a future too

what a fucking lush sleep I had last night corrr

>>520978297
When you've got to ask Google if a seagull tax is a real thing because you wouldn't put it past her, you know the country's fucked

>>520977697
>left
brainlet
>right
not bad, is slowly getting into panpsychism which his predecessor wouldn't dare get into because it takes too much away from his brand

>>520978596
Lol
Well played anon, well played

>>520978580
The steering wheels are on the right hand side of the car

>>520978561
>Conkers are the working nut
She could tax conkers.
>Pay
>As
>You
>Conker
PAYC
Now we're getting somewhere

>>520978596
Your garden it tiny - and still it looks shit.
I've seen Pakis with better gardens

>>520978319
>same networks
Trying hard there to make a link officer?
Are they all in the same club?
The far right nazi club?

Robbinstein makes appearances on Tousi's platform. Neither of them have any association with turning point which is entirely detached from UKIP. Tenconi started with turning point, thats the only link.

>>520978546
They aren't helping, but the big ticket items are unfunded pensions, rNHS and debt interest. The boomer gibs, basically. The New British make everything unbearable, suppress wages and inflate housing costs.

>>520974122
Is it a bad time to get a car bros?

>>520974308
He has been posting a lot of coal as of late. Less academic and more just grovelling slop to lefties so he can shag Bastani.

>>520974516
I bet there's one good muff in there, just gotta hunt with me Corbyn paper mask.

Don't you think he looks tired?

>>520978714
>what's going on in Gazza
8 lagers and two steak slices?

>>520978872
Don't care this is my view from living room

>>520978872
He might be an EV wanker with a shit garden but your an expat who thinks a toilet seat cover makes you not a traitor.
Fuck off

>>520978957
He's thinking about what wog he can stick a medal on next

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>>520979005
Might go and shit on the flag/ might not, haven't decided yet

>>520978957
he's rubbing one out with the other trotter

>>520978941
>bad time to get a car
If you don't use the thing to make money (driving to work, you need a work van) I wouldn't bother. Insurance is mental. Tax is mental. Fuel is mental. Servicing is mental. Depreciation can be mental. Parking fees are mental.
In the good old days you could have a car for work and a car for weekend pleasure. Those days are gone.

>>520979003
Not bad do the old villagers think your new build estate is an eyesore?

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>>520978957
why do thee royal faggots always live action roleplay as servicemen? They've never been 1000 miles from a warzone in their lives

>>520979138
As you can see from the photo it's 50s temporary houses covered in council pebbledash, been on the vino already today?

>>520979043
>>520979154
Well done numpties

Is it just me or is beer in tinnies always tasting shit these day? And the Abv has gone down. Since when was wife beater 4.5%?

>>520979003
>Flood plain
Barrat eyeing up that land for 8,000 low income houses

>>520979137
Yeah, going to use it to for work. Cheers for the advice.

>>520979154
Good. A split. I luv a good split me. The 77th don't know what to do and always end up in the wrong one.

>>520979226

1pbtid baker >>520979154

what do you expect?

>>520979257
Weigh up all the costs. You'll be surprised how expensive even a shitty three grand runaround costs to keep on the road

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>>520979203
good lordy no - with the roast dinner - maybe an aperitif first though

>>520973513 (OP)
>UK to announce asylum system shake-up as it considers Denmark model

This is unacceptable. Asylum seekers are an important part of our diverse community.

>>520979241
Thankfully it used to be a coal mine so unlikely

>>520979312
Why do people think the bots and shills who shitpost literally 24/7 can't handle an extra thread? You really think that's going to stop them? All it does is make it more difficult for us, they actually want thread splitting for this purpose.

>>520979388
>new housing estate built on coal mine
You don't know Barrat obviously

>>520979463
its the bots and shills splitting the threads. 1pbtid bakers are the worst.

>>520979552
Lol, lmao

>>520978563
Hello Syed.

>>520973513 (OP)
lads i got sectioned under the criminal act 1983 what now? Am I a loony for life is it over? I hope they give me a council flat at least

>>520979827
Let the bennies flow.

>>520979958
it was unintentional they were gonna do me under a public disturbance but then they sectioned me, am I really just gonna be on a bennie gravy train now? They treated me for drug induced psychosis... which I admit it was, started connecting too many dots and making up scenatios

>someone in labour finally realized "maybe we can save our party if we just listen to what people are voting for instead of fucking around doing things nobody wants"
crazy

>>520980084
lmfao

>>520979958
>Let the bennies flow

>>520980084
>making up scenatios
but it IS the Jews right?

>>520980212
>someone in labour finally realized "maybe we can save our party if we just listen to what people are voting for instead of fucking around doing things nobody wants"

>>520980554
the goyim know

>>520979138
>Not bad do the old villagers think your new build estate is an eyesore?

18 posts by abdul from paris

abdul posts in every single brit/pol/ thread

Meanwhile in France...

>>520980084
Based nooticer.