Thread 520979275

The left is training everyday for the upcoming civil war. Why aren't you?

>>520979275 (OP)
Limp wristed Turk roach

He still looks like he’s never lifted anything heavier than a pencil. A death camp would have made a man out of him

>>520979341
>>520979337
Say that to his face and see what happens to your dog

>>520979375
He would drop like a pile of bricks

>>520979375
im the same height as him but i actually know how to fight

>>520979275 (OP)
He's training every day to become an unstoppable force.
I'm eating every day to become an immovable object.
We are not the same

Those two have gay sex.

>>520979548
Typical Freemason puppets

>>520979275 (OP)
dick fencing is not such training everyone wants to take

>>520979275 (OP)
This is what happens when you overdose on roids, so you take feminising agents to counteract your sudden aggressive hairloss, bro is floundering between keeping his muscles and keeping his hair

>>520979421
He has more range than you though
(hint: he has a taser)
The results to your dog will be shocking

>>520979275 (OP)
Lil Timmies cant fight unlike Black bvlls

>>520979548
Ah, so you're subbed to his onlyfans too... kinda weird how Hasan bottoms

>>520979275 (OP)
Ive been hunting deer since I was 12. I’ll be going out to hunt deer and train right after thanksgiving, chief

>>520979275 (OP)
Because we realise war isn't done by means of ritual combat sports...?

>>520979275 (OP)
Put a shock collar on him and electrocute him when you feel he isnt trying hard enough

crazy. Imagine thinking war would be a street fight and not the locating of where the enemy is sleeping and killing them with a pillow haha.

>>520979275 (OP)
how do you lift and get huge but can't throw a decent fucking leg kick?
i get that he never fought in his life and has no technique but he can just kick that shit full force and he could do damage, this is beyond gay

>>520979790
>>520979860
Is /Pol/ nothing but bots by now?
How does one watch the video and not realize he hits like a woman and would lose any actual physical confrontation?

>>520979275 (OP)
He's fitter than 99.99% of /pol/

The 0.01% being me

getting kicked by someone good hurts like fuck. Don't recommend the experience. That said, being able to fight hand to hand is important, but some leftists training for it is hilarious. Leftists have huge digital footprints and they want to fight a government with a database of who is a problem, that is trained and fed by a logistics supply line while the leftist is a broke radical hiding and suffering near 100 percent losses everytime they do some act of illegal violence. They won't last six months at it before it is all over for them and they lost.

>>520980156
Their morale isn't an issue, because they're all suicidal. You thought 41% was bad? Just you wait

>>520979978
I didn't know it was a matter of contention? Sure, yeah, he's a literal piece of shit and a female could bash him. That's why he is so edgy, he hates himself being a weak man and so tries to act stronger than he is. Strong men are quiet men. Thoughtful men.

>>520979275 (OP)
Guns don't need a lot of training.

>>520979375
anytime.

>>520980281
I really want to watch it kick off, I know the new season of leftists being stupid starts soon but I really can't wait hey. It will be hilarious. The media will report on it at gunpoint and declare it terrorism and support the troops and every other day in dwindling numbers a story of some wolf pack hit and run attack thwarted by patriots. A few victims that feed the public hatred and help the public decide to turn the leftists in to the tip line for $500. And multiple videos of raids and live executions on the keyboard warriors who post support and then silence. Golden fucking silence. Gotta stock up on beer bro, gonna be sweet. Praise Jesus! Stay strapped americananon!

>>520979275 (OP)
Now show the punching bag as well.

>>520979375
My dog would chew off his legs and still be hungry.

>>520979275 (OP)
The Left won the snivel war in 1865

>>520979275 (OP)
>pretty boy rich streamer.
Just make sure you arnt filming him and he would run away no matter the size or skill advantage. You might luckily break his nose or knock out teeth.

>>520980585
it's a bold strategy. To be so annoyingly stupid your enemy just shoots themself in the head to not live in a world you live in.

Lets see how it goes for them haha.

>>520979275 (OP)
how is dancing cancan gonna help them in a civil war

>>520979275 (OP)
I would I fight over something already lost.

>>520980719
The best can can dancer gets extra rations in the camp for entertaining the guards.

>>520980422
Yes, they actually do
You must play too many video games to believe such drivel

>>520979275 (OP)
Must be a natural predator to indians because he moves like a freight train.

>>520979639
My creatine pills.