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11/9/2025, 4:07:11 PM
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I met Wayne Lambright out in the Joshua Tree National Park yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my trip, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I decided to head back to my camper for some water I saw him trying to coax a chipmunk with like fifteen Milky Way candy bars in his hands (I don't think they eat candy).
The Park Ranger who was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to leave the wildlife alone.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and swallowed each bar himself without chewing and throwing the wrappers on the ground.
The ranger started writing him multiple tickets for littering, Wayne stopped him and told him to write each ticket individually with pencil and paper “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After the ranger wrote the tickets and tried to tell him the amount of fines incurred, Lambright kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly and claiming he was interfering with an election or something.
Strangest day of my fucking life..
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my trip, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I decided to head back to my camper for some water I saw him trying to coax a chipmunk with like fifteen Milky Way candy bars in his hands (I don't think they eat candy).
The Park Ranger who was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to leave the wildlife alone.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually turned back around and swallowed each bar himself without chewing and throwing the wrappers on the ground.
The ranger started writing him multiple tickets for littering, Wayne stopped him and told him to write each ticket individually with pencil and paper “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After the ranger wrote the tickets and tried to tell him the amount of fines incurred, Lambright kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly and claiming he was interfering with an election or something.
Strangest day of my fucking life..
