Thread 521011190

>get exploited by a species that has only been around for roughly .075% of that time
https://www.nhm.ac.uk/discover/horseshoe-crab-blood-miracle-vaccine-ingredient.html
Why do humans mog so hard?

{Horseshoe Crab is valued at $60,000 USD per gallon - it’s harvest due to its clotting reaction to bacterial toxins}

Don’t worry aspiring PETA types, they are released back into the ocean

>>521011190 (OP)
Bump

>>521011190 (OP)
I got some news to break to you anon: carbon dating cannot be trusted.

>>521011395
Radiometric dating as a method was pioneered by a guy named Ernest in New Zealand

Scientists embed magnets into the heads of Jumping Spiders, and then make them pilot little soccer balls to gauge their perception of colors and reaction times too
https://youtube.com/shorts/4LYlMqBXTJI
Spoders are frens

Speaking of spoders; other species are harvested for their silk too
https://youtu.be/WC3MiysYM0k
They immobilize the spoder in a similar manner as the horseshoe crab for that. The silk is used to test out its strength and other useful properties

>>521011190 (OP)
>exist for ~400 million years
evolutiontards blown out

>>521011395
Everyone knows that , dumbass schizo. Its purpose is to give a rough ballpark of how old something is, which it generally does.

>>521012011
Adaptations occur based on what niche you occupy
Their bodies are well suited for their environment

>>521012011
It just works, theres no Evolution if there is no need to evolve.
They are at peak Crustacean performance already, always have been.

>>521011190 (OP)
they don't survive for too long after that. humanity is a planetary cancer

>>521012508
Sad if true :(
They are already getting close to being endangered

>>521012011
>>521011190 (OP)
I love these little armored dudes like you wouldn't believe.

>>521012039
>which it generally does.
unless its "older" than 6k years
at that point its circular reasoning indexed to cherry picked data, literally, because no living thing is verifiably older than that.
Tree ring dates are the main calibration and they are only counted if they dig up an ancient dead tree and it matches a signature they arbitrarily decide is older than 6k years for "reasons". If it doesn't match they toss the data

thus everything dated older than 6k years is a pseudoscience made up number. Its the fundamental definition of cherry picked data

>>521011190 (OP)
What does that blue fluid taste like?

>>521012565
Baby ones are mad adorable
Apparently some people keep them in salt water tanks

>>521012674
probably not good

>>521012674
Like space

>>521012508
What makes humans cancer and not other creatures that predate on other creatures?

>>521012770
He’s probably referring to human specific things like industrial waste and pollution

>>521011190 (OP)
Humanity is the most vile filth

>>521012996
I wonder what would happen if an alien species just showed up “roadside picnic” style and started fucking with us in brutal ways for something mundane; like making cosmetics or a type of alien children’s paint thinner for toys or something
Spooky

>>521012863
No, he is specifically referring to harvesting the crab blood. waste and pollution is gay though

>>521012996
Why is this any worse then predation?

>>521013108
Oh yeah, you’re right
Whoops

>>521012115
>>521012310
>pretends the ocean did not change for 400 million years in order to pretend there was no need to adapt
giga cope

almost as bad as the new world monkeys rafting across the Atlantic "30 million" years ago to explain how monkey fossils ended up on the wrong continent according to evolution

Thats more ridiculous than any story in the Bible
, yet every evolutiontard is forced to say its SCIENCE!

>>521013152
>Explain this chud
No lol
Your mind is already made up, and it speaks for itself if you take a serious look at it. Unlike you, I don’t mind the existence of people who think differently

>>521011190 (OP)
>break it half, jam a needle in its head, drain the blood
>don't worry it'll be fine
Not even peta but that sounds like bullshit

>>521013373
My dad used to tell me to “walk it off” after football practice, they’ll be fineeee

>>521013152
We call it basedentism in one circle I'm in. Have you accepted basedence as your lord & savior™, anon?

>>521012665
Sydney to Santiago

>>521013518
This poster right here is literally proving that those Horseshoe crabs are fine.
I bet their dads are just out of frame telling their tough little guys to skitter it off.

>>521013566
God damned word filters. What nigger thought that shit was a good idea here of all places?

>>521013152
Here ya go, lil pogchamp
https://youtu.be/W6LnB4kVJ84

>>521012665
You might not be an idiot but youre exibiting idiot thinking with this post.
>what is uranium series dating
>what is potassium-argon dating
>what is argon-argon dating
>etc etc etc
Different tests for different things.

>>521013633
I know I would, the little shits
I didn’t raise NO krill ass kid

>>521011190 (OP)
8 thousand years of existence read fat Karl marx utopia is to be forced into being

>>521013152
You knw, back in school we all laughed at the fact that people who stand around in their dusty trailer park in rags and screech about da bibble and dat one time when da great rabbi in da sky did something are actually real in america.
Never would I have thought back then that I would post on the same sites as those clowns in my grown up life.

Rest easay in the knowledge thar your entire exitence is the butt of a mediocre joke in the civilized world.

>>521011190 (OP)
>Ancestral memories unlocked

>>521012665
I didn't mean to hit post.
What you're posting is essentially "yea but you can't measure a tires air-preassure with a harbor-frieght tire pressure guage beyond 150 psi so no pressure exists beyond 150 psi
Lel. Just use a different tool, anon.

>>521013292
>Explain this
I didnt ask for your "explanation"
I already know you don't have one :)

>>521011190 (OP)
What are they thinking?

>>521013966
So that was just schizo gibberish then, got it
I think they have therapists for that

>>521011190 (OP)
>Don’t worry aspiring PETA types, they are released back into the ocean
Not all survive, I looked up.

>>521013746
In the defense of low clas Whites. I live in an RV, and am a naturalistic pantheist.

I am factually, and morally correct in everything I say. Disregard the tards

>>521014035
Rip crabbros…

>>521014035
Probably none survive

>>521013152
The continents weren't always in their current position, anon. It's called "plate tectonics". Stay in school. No one has ever said monkeys rafted across the oceans. The continents shifted.

>>521013989
>did I leave the stove on?!

>>521014212
Things become more likaly to happen when you get millions of years worth of chances for it to happen, see >>521013644

>>521014071
If you're too retarded to build a house with a foundation and a cellar you aren't worthy of an opinion regardless of how based you beleive yourself to be. A rock foundation is the bare minimum a man can build in order to claim being a human.

Speaking of monke
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Infinite_monkey_theorem

>>521014400
wtf does this have to do with anything? RV is way way way cheaper, and its portable. Im not out here trying to house flip lol

>>521013966
It is simpler to understand, but not simpler on theory. Youre literally engaging in pilpul like the jews you worship

>>521014503
>doesn't understand the importance of a foundation
Ngmi, sub-human. I'll not elaborate as it would be on deaf, sub-human, non-ears.

>>521012665
Carbon dating works up to about 50k years. Also see>>521013675
You can choose not to be a retard

>>521013644
>got triggered
Imagine being so stupid you have to pretend monkeys floated across the Atlantic 30 million years ago... and then did it a 2nd time
Most children are smarter than you because most of them realize that "explanation" is laughable made up fiction and cope.


>>521013675
If C14 dating is provably nothing but systemic circular reasoning mental vomit that cannot be questioned why would those methods for "older" dates be any better?
Pic related was in the news recently complaining that in the field of paleontology there are gatekeepers and you cannot question them even if/when they're obviously wrong.

She is right.

Now imagine the pressure faced by a professor that just spent 2 years and $500k in grant money to dig up a dinosaur and radiometric dating shows a dinosaur is only 2 million years old. Their career would be ruined.

They'd lie and take it to their grave 100/100 times and nobody would ever question it or even be able to question it.

>>521011190 (OP)
I stepped on one by for, dont recommend

>>521014911
Must’ve hurt like hell
One time in the desert I accidentally stepped on a babby gilla monster and felt like a massive piece of shit for weeks after that :(
Rip
I was wearing boots. Just heard what I thought was a twig snapping and then looked down, the rest was history

>>521011190 (OP)
this is some trippy shit
they probably contain some eldritch god knowledge

>>521014790
pieces of shit in academia doesn't disprove radiometric dating

>>521014790
>if I predicate my understanding of something on "it's bad" then why isn't everything else bad?
Damn, you're retarded.
C-14 is 1 method of dating old ass "things". No one is saying is circular vomit except for uneducated retards like you. Is it perfect? Nope. Is it more accurate than your dog-shit guesses? Absolutely.
How many times have you been wrong excluding everything you have been posting for the last hour compared to radio carbon dating?

>>521013857
>What you're posting is essentially "yea but you can't measure a tires air-preassure with a harbor-frieght tire pressure guage beyond 150 psi so no pressure exists beyond 150 psi
>Lel. Just use a different tool, anon.
It's more like "the endemic problems that prove you cannot measure anything past 20 PSI with a 150 PSI harbor freight gauge are also present in tools that measure beyond that, but nobody cares and the entire establishment still uses HF pressure gauges to measure up to 150 PSI and it cannot EVER be questioned"

That's orthodoxy, not science.

>>521014028
Again, I never asked for your explanations because, again, you don't have any :)

Keep being triggered

>>521015181
Being redundant with your soapboxing is a tell, but again im not the therapist you badly need

>>521014724
>im so upset that I have to reply without responding.
Life is good, im not jumping though regulations to pay property taxes for life here in Washington state because "muh foundation" That time is over. My dick is too big for me to fall for that nonsense.

>>521014790
>made up fiction and cope.
Ok, I'm sure you have a more plausible way this happened. How did it happen?

>>521011190 (OP)
This is some warhammer 40k shit

>>521015274
I like this gif better
Let’s trade

>>521011190 (OP)
>they are released back into the ocean
Supposedly. But often they aren't.

>>521011846
Faaaakin ell don’t show me that. Imagine being chained down and having your silk slowly pulled out of you like that. Got me rock hard.

>>521015381
deal

>>521011190 (OP)
Surely this hurts the little buggers?

>>521015181
It's not about questioning it, it's saying that it's not possible when it certainly is possible. You're the one being orthodoxical by claiming "you can't test the oxidation of a thing because c-14 can't accurately date beyond 6000 years". Which is #1 not true and #2 there are other methods of dating much older things more accurately and methods of dating much younger things more accurately. C-14 is 1 methods. And it also works.

>>521015432
Based

>>521014212
>rafting across the Atlantic "30 million" years ago

>The continents weren't always in their current position, anon. It's called "plate tectonics". Stay in school
Be a big boy and admit your retarded mistake...
>No one has ever said monkeys rafted across the oceans.
OP retard literally posted a video claiming they did (after I educated him since he clearly didn't have a clue) and it seems he shared it with you right after you said this

Ouch

>>521015477
I’d imagine so,
…unfortunately

>>521015527
>OP retard literally posted a video claiming they did
I did??? What else did your imaginary friends say?

>>521015411
I took a shit in the ocean once. Doesnt mean the cow i ate earlier lived a happy life.

>>521011190 (OP)
You have to do more than just exist. WTF else are horseshoe crabs good for?

>>521013635
Sōyence

>>521015685
Being qt

>>521011395
C-14 has a half life of 5,730 years so it is only used for dating stuff that is no older than 50000 years also it is not good for dating marine organisms because marine environments accumulate stable carbon isotopes, other much longer lived radioisotpes are used for dating older stuff.

>>521012310
>no need to evolve.
Flawed understanding of evolution.
There is no DRIVE to evolve. It just happens. Mutations occur and some of them happen to be favorable. The most favorable are more likely to be passed on.
Nothing is out there coercing mutations to achieve evolution, rare environmental factors notwithstanding.

>>521013635
Phone fags win again. Or if you can access the foreign letters on keyboard idk.

>>521015633
>I took a shit in the ocean once.
Shame on you. Use a toilet.

>>521015882
>nothing is out there coercing
Lel. That's like saying no one was forcing people to get the vaccine when they were being fired from their jobs for not getting it. Environmental factors are pressures and regardless of how passive you want them to be they are coercion.

>>521015081
like a really sharp legs but the crab was fine just slowly walked off, atleast the gilla didn't bite you they have venom

>>521015735
Now flip it. Not so cute anymore eh?

>>521016175
Lego*

>>521016054
You ever free-dump in a body of water? The current tugs it out in a most blissful manner.

>>521016191
horseshoe crabs are like femboys, they only look good from certain angles

>>521016175
Yeah, gilla monsters are dangerous for sho
It was still a little babby one trying to make it in the scorching heat tho…

>>521016291
You made me laugh, so I forgive you.

>Why do humans mog so hard?

These aren't humans.

>>521016317
>>521016191
Wdym, these guys are peak

>>521015685
>You have to do more than just exist
Nah. Many creatures exist for no actual reason other than they can, and that is good enough.

There is no reason for this little squid to exist, but it does and we are lucky enough to enjoy him at this time.

>>521015735
lil dudes

>>521015567
>most avoidable enemy in the game
>scared the shit out of me when I was 7
Lol

>>521016437
Gives me the heebie jeebies. I hate crabs but I can't hate these seafloor roombas.

>>521016443
I remember playing Supra Merio 64 as a kid with a friend and we absolutely lost our shit at moments like finding Nessy or that one secret underwater city
Kino shit, they don’t make games like that anymore

>>521015274
>Ok, I'm sure you have a more plausible way this happened. How did it happen?
I dont' need to provide a better one, that's just a desperate red herring.
You need to admit there is no way for it to naturally happen and the rafting fiction is cope


>>521015168
>no counter argument
yawn
You didnt even know about the monkey rafting idiocy and made a complete fool of yourself just now.
Sit down and shut up little child, you're too ignorant to challenge me.

>>521015250
Again, I never asked for your explanations because, again, you don't have any :)
Keep being triggered

>>521015484
>It's not about questioning it, it's saying that it's not possible when it certainly is possible
What is "it"? You're arguing with yourself because you're too dumb and wrong to quote me.

>because c-14 can't accurately date beyond 6000 years". Which is #1 not true
It is true. Everything past 6k years or so is circular reasoning and cherry picking. It is indexed to nothing except data they selectively choose to fit their narrative. They toss all other data.
That's not dating, that is narrative fabrication.
> 2 there are other methods of dating much older things more accurately
ROFL they definitely say it's less accurate as the time gets further back. You are so clueless it must hurt
>And it also works.
Nope

>>521016401
You're allowed 1. Maybe you'll get lucky and a mermaid will carry it off to hatch it into a sea-cow.

>>521016532
More of a scallop guy eh? Don’t blame ya

>>521016569
Repeating the same thing and expecting the same results is a sign of… GENIUS
You win the internets saar

>>521016569
>its circular reasoning because I said so
You're the one without an argument. It's called time. You can measure it. If I have to explain why time is a factor you shouldn't be in the conversation.

>>521016443
it has a reason. God produces no mistakes.

>>521011395
wow this is concerning news you actual monkey

>>521016569
It's circular reasoning much like a clock is useless since it only measures up to 12 hours when we all know there are 24 in a day.
You're actually fucking retarded. There are only 12 hours in a human life because we measure time in 12 hour increments with a clock? Lmao

>>521016569
>I dont' need to provide a better one
Yes you do

>You need to admit there is no way for it to naturally happen
Yes there is, its just unlikely. After millions of years, unlikely things are bound to happen.

>>521016741
what reason?

>>521015626
my bad it was a different retard
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the leading number (6 vs 9 lol) and capital U's in similar locations and similar colors mixed me up, plus the fact you instantly pointed out the video to someone else for some cope reason

Cry harder about it I guess since you haven't had any arguments or explanations

>>521016608
>there is no need to be upset, Oceanic edition

>>521013675
>>521013152
>>521012665
guys I need this settled because I got bullied in GATE growing up for saying essentially the same thing. I am a stoned retard rn, maybe always actually, but I've always been suspicious of these too-eager faggots who claim they have a perfect temporal measurement in these dating methods

>>521011190 (OP)
When the aliens see this we really are gonna end up as cubes eating shit. I guess in this regard, the jeets are ahead of us.

>>521017731
>needing things to be perfect or you just throw the entire thing out, cry, and never try to build on anything because what's the point
Literally ZERO people claim radio-dating is perfect. It's called pushing that rock up the hill, anon.

>>521011665
Someone or aomething is doing that to us

>>521012674
kool aid

>>521011190 (OP)
I hope they’re not so cruel to those horseshoe crabs I love horseshoe crabs

>>521018074
I think the mugwumps did some kind of experiment/harvesting on humans in that one disgusting book “naked lunch”
Do not read it, even its synopsis. The guy who wrote was a massive degen

>>521014035
Never trust scientists they are going to kill all the horseshoe crabs because they are the only cure to the plague they are going to release and sell the cure for

>>521011190 (OP)
I never once saw an alive horseshoe crab in the water until I went to vacation this summer. I initially just wanted to take a picture of it not grab it, unfortunately I entered the sea without my waterproof phone.

I came back trying to get a pic but unfortunately it must have swam away fuck.

>>521015685
>Jew finds out he can't tax the animals
Oy vey I must have my pound of flesh

>>521016675
>Repeating the same thing and expecting the same results is a sign of… GENIUS
I did expect the same thing each time: I expected you to get more triggered each time and you did ROFL
So yeah, you're right for once. I'm a genius

>>521016695
>It's called time. You can measure it
>[confuses time and date]
You can't measure a date you impossibly retarded child and radiocarbon DATING is "measuring" a date, not measuring time.
Just stop replying

>>>521017004
>confusing "time" with "date" intensifies

>>521017072
>Yes you do
Nope. Red herring.
I pointed out the lunacy of your "theory" so you need to defend it.
You can't. So you deflect with a red herring.
Thus your monkey raft theory goes into the trash
>>You need to admit there is no way for it to naturally happen
>Yes there is
Prove it. Pretending monkeys can lick rainwater falling from the sky is not proof. They would get dehydration delirium and drink seawater and die within 3 days. Not to mention a vegetation mats big enough to knock down trees only form after hurricane-tier storms. The monkeys would be half dead before they even left Africa
Yet you coping lunatics think it happened hundreds of times according to the video above hahahaha!!
>After millions of years, unlikely things are bound to happen
It's unlikely your name will be spelled out with meteorites landing in a field
Will it happen after millions of years?
>no
Cope it is then!

>>521015882
That’s the weird thing about people’s grasp of evolution. They have applied their own values to it to make it something they can accept.
It irks me when I hear people use the term to describe personal growth. People don’t ever fucking evolve.
Evolution is an ugly miserable process where the few who are lucky enough to be born with an advantage in the environment win more than those who don’t and pass on more genes. It literally sucks and no one in the world should actually want it to be true, unless they’re jewish or something.

>>521013107
They do but for our data

>>521013152
Reminder to never discount human action with respect to species propagation.

>>521018495
>can't realize a date is just the label we put on a specific time
It's mesmerizing how you're able to communicate with words while simultaneously being oblivious to their meaning.

>>521019540
>>a date is just the label
we don't measure labels, thus measuring time does not mean measuring date
Radiometric dating does not measure time or date. It measures atomic energy levels and a date is later inferred via mental gymnastics.
What I said remains fully accurate: we can't measure a date, we are measuring atomic energy, and no time measurement is required for this, thus your stupidity about 'measuring time' is fully irrelevant.
>It's mesmerizing how you're able to communicate with words while simultaneously being oblivious to their meaning.
Says the moron that just confused time and date

Keep proving you're a moron by replying

>>521011190 (OP)
Is this actually medically valuable? I've only heard about it since like 2019. Is it new and pointless, maybe? My gut says don't do it.

>>521021828
>we are measuring atomic energy, and no time measurement is required for this
*fundamentally not required

Time is obviously used in electromagnetic energy flux calculations since we aren't going to wait around billions of years for a specimen to fully decay and measure all the energy it released. A device will extrapolate from a short period of time and then divide by the total time to get energy released. The person using the device isn't measuring the time, nor cares, and that is what matters.