Thread 521063554

Which political party is responsible for No Nut November? Do you participate anon?

>>521063554 (OP)
I nut and make stuff people nut to

>>521063554 (OP)
I had sex with my wife.

>>521063554 (OP)
My wife would be seriously pissed if we stopped fucking for a month, so no.

im a slave to dopamine rushes, so no i will be cranking my hog alone in a dark room
fun times

>>521063721
No nut november means no masturbating. If you have a wife you're exempt.

>>521063824
Ah, i did not know that
We still bang 4-6 times a week after almost 16 years together.

>>521063721
Has nothing to do with sex, how new are you? This stupid shit happens here every year yet faggots like you don’t even know what it is. You need to go back to that fsggot website you came here from anon

>>521063721
Redditor

>>521063962
I always forget.
Im an oldfag 46 and forget all the doofy shit you zoomies do.
Still get laid wayyy more often than most zoomies though.

>>521063691
me too... kek

>>521063554 (OP)
Humus coop goat lovers

>>521063554 (OP)
>1pbtid
>Memeflag
Lol!

>>521064111
bro you have survivorship bias
you have some kind of grift or advantage
and that makes your women stay with you
congratulations on being relatively better than other men
not an accomplishment
most of what got you where you are is immutable and out of your personal control

>>521063554 (OP)
She looks like a fuck doll. I bet that would be the night of a lifetime

>>521064276
The only thing i can control in this universe is my behavior.
I used that limited power to find love. It took 7 years to find her; but the task was wirth the reward.

>>521063554 (OP)

No, I have a wife. No way I'm not nutting inside her at least 3x a week.

>>521064369
You would nut in 5 minutes. Even the hottest chicks -- once you nut, it's time to do something else.
>t. guy who fucks

>>521063554 (OP)
she is actual perfection

No, because I fuck my wife a few nights a week.

>>521063554 (OP)
Sanna Marin soooo hot. My sexy Jennifer made for Indian pleasures.

>>521064651
>>521063554 (OP)
10 out of 10

>>521064651
The legs being crossed is a red flag. Troons do this to hide that their shoulders are wider than their hips.

>>521064875
Some girls are embarrassed by their piss flaps and may not want to show them off too.

>>521063554 (OP)
Certainly not the my balls party. They voted to end the government shutdown on day 2

>>521064814
Wrong. This is

>>521064875
no

>>521063554 (OP)
Just get a gf/wife.

My gf says she doesnt want me masterbating that i can just ask her and she will give me a quick handjob no matter the time of day.

>>521063554 (OP)
Its a cryptochristkike psyop.

I am quitting porn alltogether, but nutting freely.

>>521063691
>>521063721
>happy wife happy life haha Ifouknwowhatimsaying

Wifeguy simps get the rope too. Imagine having to sign half your stuff over to a woman just to get laid lmao

>>521063554 (OP)
Dunno but I am doing great and the dreams are fun. I shall keep this up.

You know what. Nor have I had that big libido drop off I have had before.

>>521063920
>4 to 6 times a week
Stop using contraception Anon.

>>521065173
haha, that's a lie
women use sex and intimacy as a tool of control
especially once they lock you into a marriage
you are lucky when you get your monthly handy though

>then I'm going to post the same exact thread over and over and over again
the brown kike internet sucks, why do jews and browns ruin everything they touch?

>>521063920
https://www.youtube.com/shorts/cMXNJ3zkSiE

>>521065173
>she will give me a quick handjob
That is masturbating and is forbidden in NNN. And any time to be honest. Vaginal sex is your goal. If she is sore or on the blob, or dried up from pregnancy or breastfeeding, retain. Will do you good.

>>521063554 (OP)
0/10.

>>521065361
Why?

>>521065220
>Imagine having to sign half your stuff over to a woman just to get laid lmao
It only works like that if you're a naive retard. I don't know how you call it in the US (a prenup maybe) but there are ways to avoid getting robbed in case of divorce

>>521065220
Lol, poor fritz. Been a while since you got laid huh?

>>521063554 (OP)
could you imagine just drenching that

>>521065708
happened to my dad twice
first time he came home to a deserted house
all furniture just stolen by his wife who left
not even toilet paper remained

>>521065708
Not marrying solves the problem very easily
As a bonus you save tons of money on jewish lawyer fees, event managers and all that shit.

>>521065753
Huh?

>>521065936
It doesn’t get any better than that

>>521065954
Lol, this can happen if you choose poorly
Pick a chick for their intelligence and personality first.

>>521065954
Maybe your dad is an asshole?
Have you considered this?

>>521064875
due, touch a women. Her entire body is womenly. She has perfect tits and hips. She might just have fat pussy lips or some girls just don't like showing them even if they are nice.

>>521065220
I only have sex with my wife to produce more children.
I don't care if she's happy, nor if I'm happy.
Secure heirs, and secure their future.

>>521063554 (OP)
I'm doing a No Brap November. It's not easy, but I feel more energized and I'm actually losing weight if you can believe it.

>>521063691
does this count? i have not masturbated in over 5 years, and the last time i did it was when i was in jail and i had a bunch of pictures she mailed to me

>>521066700
How'd you end up in the slammer?

>>521066700
Kys nigger

>dry humped pillow to masturbate since age 8
>came while flaccid and smooshing my penis into blankets and pillow
>could still get hard
>did NNN 2019 when I just turned 25
>get motivation to get job, start near end of november
>Dec 1st 2019 I bust in ten seconds without even an orgasm, then again ten minutes later
>start sleeping 5 hours a night in wage cage
>libido plummets
>NNN 2020 it takes me 20 minutes to cum once after a month of not doing it
>finally in 2023 get my first gf at 28
>can't get hard with her
>finally get viagra 8 months into the relationship so we can finally fuck
>don't cum, too used to prone masturbating
>she leaves me after another year of mediocre cumless sex
>I finally quit prone masturbating entirely
>after 2 months I still can't jerk off normally
>libido still fucked
>finally get laid off from job last month
>morning wood comes back
>libido is still fucked
>I jerk off normally to porn and come for the first time in my life from NORMAL masturbation 2 weeks ago
>lots of stroking glans and pressure against bottom of shaft and base of shaft
>but I did it, I came without being prone
>still need viagra to get boner with new gf
>can't come from her blowjobs or handjobs
>dick still numb, probably will be forever
>libido is still fucked
>quit porn and sex drive is just low as fuck
>tfw this is me at 31
NNN is easy for me, actually busting a nut will be harder, half the time I can't even fap at all.
Got my T levels tested and it was 550 ng/dL...so, not high but normal
Went to urologist but all that faggot did was cancel my viagra prescription so I had to spend 20 bucks getting another one.
Went to a physical therapist for pelvic floor issues and did frog pose stretches and squats which helped slightly but she also stuck a finger up my ass and suggested I get an ass vibrator.

No Nut November isnt gonna fix me sadly.

>>521065936
who dis

>>521063554 (OP)
NNN is a psyop by Big Bedsheet and Big Detergent to force you to have more nocturnal emissions and increase the power of the succubi responsible.

>>521066756
got into a bar fight at the bar next to my house(didnt start it friend did) broke some guys head open and got an assault charge + 180 days(only did 72)

>>521063554 (OP)
>>521064651
Wait, that's the same person? Well why are her boobs so bigger and firmer in the first picture?

>>521064651
You can tell where the penis is tucked in. Gross.

>>521066951
>getting in fights past age 20
>let alone bar fights
Hopefully next time you get ventilated like the ape nigger trash you are

>>521066951
Yikes. I feel for ya.
Shit happens sometimes.

>>521063554 (OP)
>>521064651
>>521067043
yes you can tell by the moles. Probably a milf now in the OP pic. Looks like some stellar mommy milkers

>>521065173
This is what mine is like. My penis is like a fidget spinner for her, so I get played with almost daily

>>521067268
>he'll just let 3 drunk dudes beat on his friend
do you HAVE friends?
it was 100% justified and those fags had no idea what they were starting

>>521064651
Her boobs are a bit lackluster

>>521063554 (OP)
Which party is anti-semitic?