Thread 521095841

All they had to do was not eat the damn apple

>>521095841 (OP)
Do you like apples anons?

What was his fucking problem?

>>521095960
He was invented by greek pseudophilosophers and revived by 4chan pseudophilosophers.

>>521096045
I love him.

It was her fault.

Fuckin women.

she ate the apple

Oh no, they wouldn't have gotten married and escaped the garden of frozen paradise together

>>521095841 (OP)
Wonder what it tasted like

They were always meant to eat the apple

>>521095841 (OP)
>the bible has been teaching men to not trust women for millenias

Eve was right stop thinking like a slave

>>521095841 (OP)
but god is chinese so white people never listen to him

>>521096354
This, god was secretly proud of them for growing up and leaving innocence behind

>>521095841 (OP)
and then after it happened God gave them several tries to take responsibility for it and well look where we are now.

>>521095841 (OP)
Eve actually had 2 chances, but God changed her name after she fucked up the first time

all they had to do was not fuck their kids
imagine being a christfag and defending being descended from 2 inbred jews fucking their own kids

>>521095841 (OP)
>thinking it was about an apple
Fucking amateur.
It says pretty clearly the serpent "seduced" her. Eve got plowed, taught it to Adam, and then in the post-nut clarity, they realized they were naked. The thought hadn't even occurred to them prior to that.

>>521095841 (OP)
Couple of fucking Jews....

>>521096475
Hmm looks like another W to me

>>521096089
me to

>>521095841 (OP)
That's not true, the Bible is very clear that all they had to do was ignore bullshit.

Just. Ignore. That's all.

But Eve listened to the snake. She should have just cut it off right there. And Adam listened to his wife - he should have ignored her.

So, when you say, "all they had to do" - it's not realistic that, once they had listened, they would have won the battle, because the battle was never reason, but excuses once baited into desire itself.

So we are directed to not have anything to do with atheists or people of other religions, except exclusively in the facility of their earnest interest in abandoning their way of death.

Many preachers are ignorant of the beginning of the Bible.

>>521096426
disobedience to the chinese god made him the meek that shall inherit the earth

>>521095841 (OP)
>the spirit is born in the womb bearer first
No shit. Men have been in eternal cope mode ever since.

>>521096045
Rumor has it, its the modern cat.
Read the curse of the serpent again.

>>521095841 (OP)
Only Eve ate it.
Even thousands of years ago, men were trying to warn future men about the nature of women, and to this very day on Muslims listened.

>>521096594
The apple represents mankind’s spiritual innocence. Eve HAD to eat it, it was the only way mankind could come into its own. God knew all of this of course. He knew she’d do it, that’s why he put it there. He gave humanity the choice to abandon innocence for wisdom. Eve was right, painfully right

>>521096734
only*

>>521095841 (OP)
It was a "fruit", likely sexual connotations.
>Proverbs 30:20 Such is the way of an adulterous woman; she eateth, and wipeth her mouth, and saith, I have done no wickedness.

There were other people around that were not from Adam, like that ((("serpent"))) who could talk and had a knowledge and understanding of God and his commandments (Genesis 3:15 - Matthew 23:33), literal snakes on don't talk and don't have an understanding of God and his commandments, literal snakes also don't eat "the dust of the earth", they eat other animals.
Or when Cain walked away and built an entire city with foreign peoples. The forbidden tree was other peoples and their fake gods.

The Bible is very symbolic in many ways, it's fascinating that modern people are unable to discern this obvious fact.

>Luke 10:19 Behold, I give unto you power to tread on serpents and scorpions, and over all the power of the enemy: and nothing shall by any means hurt you.
Is Christ telling us here that he gives us the physical power and ability to literally step on snakes and scorpions? did men not have that physical ability to step on a snake before he said that? surely not, obviously something else is intended to be understood here. Use the sword of the spirit, which is the word of God, against the children of the devil (John 8:44) and their wickedness, the Word defeats the serpents.

>>521096854
it was a nigger's dick, that made adam and eve know shame after sucking it

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Guys..

>>521095841 (OP)
No. He was doomed from the start. He had EVERYTHING in known universe, yet he chose to be more animal than divine. It wasn't that he was NOT supposed to eat the apple, it was that he was not READY to eat the apple. He chose to be an animal. He saw that they had females and thought that he needed one as well. He saw himself as closer to the animals then he did to God. In a way that was what God wanted though, and through hardship we learned spiritual strength.

>>521097204
youre going to need spiritual strength as a slave because that's what was already chosen for you whites with adam and eve

Guys this isn't an interfaith dick sucking contest.

I don't think your religions are accurate. I think they are retarded gay shit.

>>521096679
Mine for sure. He's a little piece of shit.