Thread 521097286

Worse than Biden, yet there’s no outrage.

>>521097286 (OP)
makes bush jr look like a genius

TRUMP 2028

>>521097286 (OP)
Looks like he just got done giving Tony the Tiger a rimjob

>>521097286 (OP)
3 more years!

>>521097286 (OP)
CNN's best picture of Brandon today, lmao.

>>521097286 (OP)
FAKE NEWS! I DON'T HAVE CANKLES AND PURPURA ON MY HANDS, THAT'S FAKE NEWS. MY SKIN DOES NOT LOOK LIKE I SHOVED MY HEAD UP CHESTER CHEETAH'S ASS, OKAY? MY FACE IS BEAUTIFUL. I DIDN'T JUST GET BOOED OUT OF A COMMANDERS GAME BY THE WHOLE AUDIENCE, THEY WEREN'T SAYING 'BOOH' THEY WERE SAYING 'OOOH!' BECAUSE THEY LOVE MY BIG BEAUTIFUL TARRIFS! THE PEOPLE, THEY LOVE ME BAILING OUT MILEI OF ARGENTINA, WITH 40 BILLION DOLLARS OF YOUR MONEY (NOT MINE, DONALD J TRUMP!) THEY LOVE PAYING FOR MY ILLEGAL ROYAL GIFT FROM QATAR TO BE RENNOVATED! ITS NOT ILLEGAL, ITS GOING TO MY LIBRARY! FAKE NEWS! THE PEOPLE LOVE THAT I'M GETTING READY TO PARDON GHISLANE MAXWELL! AND THAT I'M THROWING LAVISH PARTIES AT MAR-A-LAGO! THE PEOPLE LOVE MY WEIRD EXTENDED FAMILY AND ALL THE WEIRD WOMEN WITH MAR-A-LAGO OZEMPIC FACE! THE PEOPLE LOVE WHEN I OBSESS OVER STUPID GOOFY SHIT LIKE WATER GOING DRIP DRIP DRIP OUT OF GOLDEN FAUCETS, WHEN I GO TO ASIA AND DANCE YMCA LIKE A QUEER JERKING OFF TWO IMAGINARY ARNOLD PALMER AND ROY COHN AIDS DICKS!!!!!!! THE PEOPLE LOVE WHEN I HANG OUT WITH CAITLYN JENNER WHILE SIMULTANEOUSLY TALKING SHIT OUT OF BOTH SIDES OF MY MOUTH ABOUT MEN IN WOMEN'S SPORTS! I DON'T CHEAT AT GOLF OR ELECTIONS, I'M GREAT! I'M NOT SENILE, I'M NOT DEMENTIA RIDDEN! I HAVE THE BIGGLIEST IQ IN THE WORLD! I'M GOOD AT MATH I WENT TO WHARTON! MY UNCLE DID SO TEACH THE UNABOMBER! I'M NOT LYING! I'M TOTALLY TELLING THE TRUTH. JUST LIKE THOSE 5000 DOLLAR DOGE DIVIDENT CHECKS I PROMISED, BUT THEN DIDN'T DELIVER ON, WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT? I DON'T REMEMBER THAT! AND FOOD PRICES ARE SO LOW! I'M GREAT, THE BEST, AND MY NECK WADDLE IS NOT A PUSSY FOR YOU TO MAKE FUN OF OKAY? YOU LEFT WING LUNATICS! *AIR ACCORDION* EVERYONE LOVES WHEN I PARDONED CZ FROM BINANCE WHO LAUNDERED MONEY FOR AL QAEDA/ISIS/HAMAS TERRORISTS AND CHILD SEX TRAFFICKERS!!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>521097286 (OP)
>Trump looks like absolute fucking shit

>>521098645
DUDE YOU POSTED HAS MORE OF A CHANCE OF GETTING PUSSY UNPAID THAN ME! SAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I HAVE TO PAY FOR PUSSY!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!!!!!!!!

can't wait for this retarded pedophile to croak, demented old moron

>>521098866
SOUTH CARERDDDD *FALLS UP A FLIGHT OF STAIRS JUST LIKE BIDEN DID*

>>521097286 (OP)

Fake and gay. Your photoshop skills suck.

>>521097286 (OP)
TDS !

>>521099074
YES I AM THE FAKEST AND GAYEST OF ALL PRESIDENTS THAT'S WHY I HIRED SCOTT BESSENT THE CUM SLURPING MARRIED TO A MAN FAGGOT TO BE ONE OF MY ECONOMIC ADVISORS!!!!
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Biden looked like the retard he has always been — just dumber and slower.

>>521099178
YES THAT'S WHY I DON'T UNDERSTAND HOW MAGNETS WORK!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!!!!!!! COVFEFE!!!!!!!!!!

>>521098792
Yikes

>>521099178
I'M SO AFRAID OF WINDMILLS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BIRD GRAVEYARDS IS WHAT I CALL 'EM!!!!!! GREEN NEW SCAM WHAT THEY AREN'T TELLING YOU IS HOW THE FAUCETS GO DRIP DRIP DRIP AND HANNIBAL LECTOR IS EATING THE DOGS AND CATS! GOBLES THE UNIDED SHASHE *HUGS THE FLAG LIKE A CRINGE FAGGOT*

>>521097286 (OP)
Oof i could post this on r/pics and get a billion updoots

>>521097286 (OP)
I'm not a fan of Trump and I'm not going to defend him, but you are out of your goddamn mind if you think Biden looked any better. They both look like shit because that's what happens when you vote in a fucking fossil

>>521099178
Biden didn’t even look like the same person.
>ears totally changed shape magically
>face/head shape looked off, as if somehow his head got small again…magically.
Whoever was president looked to be wearing a bad Biden mask.

>>521099372
There is no point in defending a politician.
They are all hand picked to play their role.
Voting is an absolute farce to pacify normies.

>>521099235
YIKES? ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME? TIME TO CALL ISRAEL TO SIDELOAD PEGASUS ONTO YOUR CELLPHONE TO WATCH YOU WHEN YOU SHIT AGAINST YOUR WILL WITHOUT ANY CLICKS.

*CALLS PETER THEIL ON THE PHONE* YEAH, PETER? THIS FAG ON THE INTERNET MADE FUN OF ME AND HURT MY FEELINGS. OH YOU CAN? OK COOL *CLICK* YEAH PETER THIEL SAID HE'S GOT YOU ON THE PALANTIR WATCHLIST NOW FOR SAYING YIKES YOU FUCKING ANTISEMITE. HOW DARE YOU USE ANYTHING RESEMBLING YIDDISH TO MAKE FUN OF ME? YIKES SOUNDS LIKE A KIKE WORD, DON'T DARE MAKE FUN OF ME OR ASSOCIATE MY CIRCLE OF METZIZA B'PEH WITH ANYTHING BAD OR ELSE I'LL SEND PAM BONDI AFTER YOU WITH ARBITRARY LAWSUITS AND CENSOR YOUR FREE SPEECH ON THE INTERNET BECAUSE YOU MAKE MY NECK PUSSY HURT.
*AIR ACCORDION*
I'M THE BEST THAT EVER LIVED, THE GREATEST. SOMEONE CAME UP TO ME THE OTHER DAY, TEARS IN HIS EYES, AND HE SAID SIR, SIR, YOU'RE SO AWESOME LIKE JESUS AND I LOOKED AT HIM AND SAID 'I THOUGHT I DEPORTED THAT GUY LAST WEEK'
THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>>521097286 (OP)
When Trump’s cabinet begin using the auto pen because he’s senile, THEN you can complain.

Until then? Shut the fuck up

>>521099707
EXACTLY RIGHT!!!!!!!!!! I'M SENDING GHISLANE MAXWELL TO YOUR HOUSE AFTER I PARDON HER *AIR ACCORDION* YOU GET IT! I'M THE BEST, THE GREATEST. NOBODY THROWS F18S IN THE OCEAN AND WASTES 140 MILLION LIKE I DO!

>>521099707
Bad news

>>521097286 (OP)
you lost tho

it actually looks like cheeto dust

>>521097286 (OP)
Krasnov is dead inside.

>>521097286 (OP)
What's it like to have 2/3 of the population waiting to celebrate your death