>be amerimutt
>be born
>immedately circumsized before you even fully exit the womb
>start crying from immense pain
>immediately required to cosign the payment of 20 out of 50 years of your dad's remaining mortgage
>your family has no healthcare so your birth and circumcision costs are added to the debt (200k)
>your dad drives you back home on his 15 year mortgaged giant overcompensating cuck truck
>dad needs to buy baby basedmula on the way home - gets a Klarna Quick loan(tm) to pay for grocieries
>you overhear: "honey, no food stamps this week, dem demon-crats shut down derm government... woke reich will pay for questioning Israel"
>you finally arrive at your house made of cardboard
>as your zogbot dad pledges allegiance to the flag at the porch, suddenly, a gust of wind - you feel how your house might fly away
>luckily, your family are so fat that you anchor the house with your weight
>as you fall asleep, you overhear your dad cheering over the US invasion of Venezuela and Nigeria via the Gulf of America
>"you gorn protect dem Judeo-Christian values in the Nigeria when u grow up son!"
>be born
>immedately circumsized before you even fully exit the womb
>start crying from immense pain
>immediately required to cosign the payment of 20 out of 50 years of your dad's remaining mortgage
>your family has no healthcare so your birth and circumcision costs are added to the debt (200k)
>your dad drives you back home on his 15 year mortgaged giant overcompensating cuck truck
>dad needs to buy baby basedmula on the way home - gets a Klarna Quick loan(tm) to pay for grocieries
>you overhear: "honey, no food stamps this week, dem demon-crats shut down derm government... woke reich will pay for questioning Israel"
>you finally arrive at your house made of cardboard
>as your zogbot dad pledges allegiance to the flag at the porch, suddenly, a gust of wind - you feel how your house might fly away
>luckily, your family are so fat that you anchor the house with your weight
>as you fall asleep, you overhear your dad cheering over the US invasion of Venezuela and Nigeria via the Gulf of America
>"you gorn protect dem Judeo-Christian values in the Nigeria when u grow up son!"
