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>>521242975 (OP)
this shirt pulls bitches, you can tell

>>521242975 (OP)
the man, the legend who can't even pkay guitat

>>521242975 (OP)
MISTAH STEVEN SEAGAL

pkay guitat

>>521243390
Postin on ebin

Say your prayers, lads. The solar flare is coming. And OFCOM.
Strangely enough at the same time. Not sure what that's about.

>>521242975 (OP)
that guys a huge douche

why wont it end

>>521243495
man y'all couldn't jus be cowwl

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9MFu_CfEKq8

Seagull'd

>>521242975 (OP)
What unbelievable wank - here's the French version in clothing

So is it 3 hours before you guys are cut off?

All the real Americans died at Columbine

>>521244341
fuck off frog

>>521244374
like your foreskin?

why does the anon that has the most absolutely dogshit taste in music keep posting?
been going on for weeks

>>521244374
nah that's the solar flares, and can't see shit it's cloudy. try asking in the next 2 weeks, maybe POTUS has successfully sued Ofcunt into oblivion and ended the nightmare.

>>521244673
why does it rattle you?

Iz he on cocaine or what

>its the samefagger
figures

>>521244447
Oh, what did I say?

Chucked last bit of Bisto in a cup but too much water fucked it up

>>521244911
We all know you're still going to eat it

>>521243737
Ride be wild yo

https://xcancel.com/MartinSLewis/status/1988638634300321805#m
>I'm just on my way in to see @RachelReevesMP, I doubt I'll get any budget tip-offs, but there's lots on my list to talk with her about… including Cash ISAs, LISAs, fiscal drag, car finance, investment encouragement, energy bills, inflationary mid-contract price hikes, council tax, carer's allowance, student living loans & more.
>I find it easier to write this before I go in, as it’s a closed meeting, which enables politicians to be more frank and have a better discussion, but want to let you know the type of things I hope to raise.
She's going to be asking him penny pinching tips, which he clearly lives by looking at his outfit

>>521244895
why are you here?

>>521245016
kek

willy is about to be posted

>>521244911
miring your cutlery
never thought of using cotton buds as chopsticks myself

>>521244758
Adrenochrome

>>521242975 (OP)
MEGA BLOCKBUSTER HIT MOVIE WHERE HE SHOWED THE WORLD

>>521245016
Fuel for the engine.

Mmmm whatcha saaaay

>>521245218
1 thing I've learned here is food - live to eat, don't eat to live

>>521244911
I like your little frog fella.

anyone want me to post african ladies again?

>>521245022
Reeves going to interrogate him and find out where everyone is hiding the last bit of savings they didn't even know they still had. I'm shaking in fear of my shoelaces being seized and socks being rationed this Christmas to help Reeves balance the budget for next years big tax increases.

Would you buy a car off a paki

>>521245035
I'm a Brit - waiting for me Mrs to get home from work, and you?

>>521245386
go for it

>The Waspi women compensation payout could be upwards of £10.5bn. For context, that's the lifetime taxes of over 8200 households.
What's funny is that for all of Reeves' sheer terror and number fudging and cloud taxing more and more costs will accumulate over the years, every budget has to get more and more financially esoteric to make any of the numbers even slightly viable. Like a junkie selling off all their valuables first, then their nick nacks, and then scrapping the very plaster off the walls for sale.

>>521244911
When trying to post this I noticed another great dinner I had recently

I love pork

>>521245422
ok, but why are you here?

>>521245022
Financial genius.. why isn't he a billionaire?

>>521245632
If they get compensation, why shouldn't literally everyone else who had their retirement age raised?

>>521245371
I got two little frogs. Incence holders

>>521245733
Already answered - why are YOU concerned with what I'm doing?

>>521245035
I think his favourite subreddit got banned or something, can stand the faggot.

imagine being a poet for a living
mad.

>>521245773
Sets a good precedent, my aunt should have retired at 60 but she got done over on it by these cunts.

might make a fake account on facebook and make it look like im a nonce to hopefully get one of those nonce hunters to message me to bait me out, but actually I'll be baiting them kek

>>521245773
Depends, did they run a tedious campaign for literally a decade which inexplicably received disproportionate levels of media attention? ffs, Covid was supposed to have solved all this

>>521245692
Strong mustard, good

>>521245548
oh go on then, twisted me arm

>>521245422
>from work
Oh, that old chestnut again.

>>521245838
you are waiting for your wife to come home from work in france, I got that, but why are you posting here?

>>521245883
You might even make a new life-long friend.

>>521245933
make it spicier

>>521245956
Phew - for the nth time - i'm an expat Brit looking for a bit of home banter (cunty commentators excluded) why are YOU here?
Answer

cracking wank Gromit

>>521246151
>looking for a bit of home banter
didn't you trade that for your new passport do you reckon?

>>521245933
This one is a purveyor of negotiable affection.

>50 year mortgage
Nice

>>521246231
Well, I've still got the Brit one- and Irish and waiting for the French one.
It's nice to have options, n'est pas?

>>521246474
look at the schnoz on that!

He's fucked isn't he

>>521246708
>jogger
It's already on the list

>>521245632
a piffling 10 billion? That's just the annual budget for the boat wankers. These figures today are essentially meaningless anyway.
Stick your money into metals, lads. silver in particular is good value at the moment.

>>521246086
more de spice for da spicy white boi

>>521246468
no, it's not. In fact you are not welcome here, take that as some 'home banter' you miserable cuck.

>>521246708
>jogger
tbf, if a copper is searching a "canal path" and tries to talk to me then they rightly deserve a smack for being zesty

>>521246378
not spicy enough

>>521246747
Lammy is next on the throne of succession, so I am always up for a good laff when Starmer is eviscerated for his poor choices of cabinet ministers. I'm more expecting him to shuffle the cabinet again, anything to delay having to call an election and keep himself in power.

>>521246819
ok this is better

>>521246933
Are you hinting at wanting anons to post poojeetas? I don’t have any poojeeta pics.

>>521246946
Where does lammy stand on bennies?

>>521246946
>Lammy is next on the throne of succession
lol no, only in Lammy's monkey mind

>>521246747
One bastard goes in and another comes out.

Lmao

>>521246819
I would strongly advise anyone living in a large British city to get out within the next few months desu.
https://x.com/PositivFuturist/status/1988538807860293893

>>521247117
Say something nice about our new prime minister

>>521247054
Slavery reparations.

>>521247046
no wtf

>>521247375
N

>>521247117
Atlee and Eden, Lammy is certainly not, but when you take a look at Starmer's other picks, it's not hard to ascertain he has the biggest brain of the lot so he's got a fairly good chance of becoming PM if he plays his race card right.

>>521246378
and are you a consumer of this particular purveyors services by any chance?

>>521247468
Miliband, Streeting, Cooper, even Rayner (probably not Burnham) are more likely

>>521247513
No she’s in London and I’m in somewhere less stabby. I browse far too often considering that I almost always regret such frivolities.

>>521246034
imagine the look on their face when I turn up to meet them and I'm a handsome chad and not actually a nonce kek

you lads seen the news about the yanks freely missile-ing (alleged narco) boats in international waters?

>>521247712
Correct, the bar is incredibly low, so low that a general election is necessary for change but they don't want that, perhaps might get another vending machine situation where they pop out a new PM every month or so as happened with the conservatives.

>>521247875
No, but based if true.

Narco gangs are like the barbarians from Civ games, anyone can kill them and no one needs to say shit about it.

>>521247875
I heard we're going to stop sharing intel with them because we are morally opposed to stopping boats during criminal activity

>>521246845
Seeeeeethe you sad fuck. More people know me and like me - than YOU
You're a bitter, sad, little man.
Never done anything or gone anywhere.
sad

>>521247980
lmao
That fucking NOSE
>oy voy, better get nose job to fit in with the goyim

>>521247875
What happens in International Waters should stay in International Waters.

>>521248130
fuck wrong pic
But Jesus the state of SkyNews Memesmiths

killer of Christ
Poisoners of Alexander

Destroyer of nations.
Enemies of humanity
Chaos incarnate

>>521247980
People don't actually think like this, theae are actors sowing discourse

>>521247296
I've been saying to people "next few years" but months might be right. Hope not. I want to earn a few more quid before it goes completely tits up.

>>521246983

>>521247978
it isn't

>>521248010
that's nice of us

>>521248281
Agreed

>>521248308
"say, thats a....nice shade of shit""

How is this bitch still going?

https://www.youtube.com/@KateSmurthwaite/videos

>>521248281
they really do
Go outside.
Communism won

>>521248281
People don't, but jews do

>>521248592
And jocks then?
Everybody gives the shit lip service if they believe it or not. they understand power.

and have bank accounts

>>521248433
I remember her argument with Milo all those years ago

>>521248433
dont know who this is but she looks like an insane jewish lesbian

>all this slag posting
i thought i was in the /brit/ thread for a moment

>>521248433
I’ve never seen a cock that big on a face before.

>>521245761

he is a multi millionaire and wears a small hat.

great they are replacing kier starmer with his own bum-friend sure thats going to make all the difference

>>521248433
Is she on UC

>>521248448
Nah, I'm not going outside fuck that

>>521248281

I hate to say it, but there really are people in this country that do.

>>521248836
How many of these do this for real and how many are just getting paid? You'd think after several decades of white guys with cameras coming around, they'd get wise and tell them to shove off or at least put on (or take off, as it were) an outfit and demand payment.

>>521249054
I disagree

>>521248972
Maybe he wants to be Streeting's Blair. He'll rule from the shadows with an iron fisting.

>>521248127
It's fascinating how the nose is always a dead giveaway for anyone with kike-like tendencies (you don't have to follow Judaism). I've seen it so many times.
In folklore and art, physical features often symbolized inner qualities. Large, hooked noses were associated with deception, cunning and malice.
These traits were seen as evidence of a pact with the devil, according to superstition.

Most parts of the human body stop growing once you reach adulthood, but the ears and nose continue to change shape or grow as you age.

They say when you reach the age of 50 you get the face you deserve - this is what's happened to that woman.

Is Wes streeting going to be tough on Bennie mongs you think?

>>521248696
Yeah, that's what I remember her from.

She was always on those debate shows or on the news and was always introduced as "comedian Kate Smurthwaite" as though she was this renowned figure.

When in reality she's done a few comedy nights at bars and has a YouTube show that 100 people watch.

>>521249293
No. The majority are non-white, so giving them white peoples money satisfies their globalist agenda.

>>521249293
he'll do as the fabians say
he's a good socialist bitch boy

>>521248923
makes a change doesn't it rather than a group of spergs discussing "din dins" and being on the dole . Real men swapping pics and discussing how to make a few quid from clownworld before the carousel stops spinning.

Literal predator

>>521248836
One of these you could fuck, but nothing else.
You can take any European and drop them in any other European country and you'd adapt and fit in - I know.
My FIL had a quiet chat in front of the fireplace underneath a shotgun hanging above the fireplace - I got the message.
A top bloke

>>521249205
If you spend most your life working, you tend to wind up tired looking and older than you really are; perhaps one of those things you can subtly notice as you get old enough, you know if someone is alright or not based on looks. if you saw a Rudakabana or a hook-nosed goblin you cannot trust either, observe and study well, they have a particular look about them, a craziness of the eyes or a sinister false smile with perhaps a crooked nose that tells you they're crooked in other ways.

Alternatively, don't judge a book by it's cover but beware contents within, some people are fucking sob stories it's so tedious.

>>521249338
Leave some for the rest of us.

>>521249335
>comedian? where are the bloody jokes luv
It's telling how often they do that, people like Zoe Gardner get deemed as "migration experts" when they're out and out migration advocates, nice bit of obfuscation via the mythic (therefore untrue) apolitical professions

>>521248308
I’ve always found this himba thing really cringe. The guys who show up have the same vibe as bonnie blue…participants.

>>521249335
She was blaming oasis not long back for taking away all her audience after nobody showed up kek.

>>521249689
some things are timeless

>>521250424
>the end of that page

>>521243625
(((hollywood actors))) dont like him
but he's friends with joe bonamassa

i doubt you ever met him
you just watch goyslop youtubes
isnt that the case?

>>521250647
fuck off you type like a retard

>>521250512
cheese and onion crisps though - I would do nearly anything for some now.
Yes - would fuck for a bag of crisps

AI in charge of basic maths once again.

How the duck is anyone trusting this spacker

>>521250733
looks like im correct
and you are a bonehead whos opinions are copy pasted from youtube videos
i bet you have a head like a ping pong ball

>>521250863
>hurr durr mer derp eh durr
sounds

good

nigger

>>521250848
Yeah? 30 days from 14 October to through 11 Crosember, then another 30 through the 12 November.
What's the problem?

If I wanted to attack the West at a a time of weak leadership I would do it now.
Also - if I was a weak Western leader I would grab at this to focus attention away from domestic problems (example being Thatcher/Falklands)

>>521250512
Any mention of crisps brings to mind sitting on the bus to school one morning and seeing the kid with removable braces eat a packet of ready salted walkers crisps, finish them, then take his braces out of his mouth to lick the soggy chewed up bits of salty potato off of it.

If you didn’t gag reading that then you’re probably a real whore.

>>521250990
he's stupid and hates an actor because of a youtube meme
he also hates nickelback and needs to tell you about it!
>hey guys i hate the same things as you and am excited for the new video game
a culture warrior!

>>521251176
Oh of course, silly me.

>>521251306
that's fucking disgusting

>>521251610
Did you gag?

>>521251306
You expect him to just leave the bits on the braces until they rot?

Why is this thread so much more popular than kraut/pol/ or DAS DEUTSCH explain this to me like you would to a German

Christmas Election?

corr

>>521242975 (OP)
>kike does thing with niggers
Yeah, what else is new today?

>>521251778
Doubt it. They can't be forced to call one if they don't want to.

Really I think that the poorest he that is in England has a life to live as the greatest he; and therefore truly, sir, I think it's clear that every man that is to live under a government ought first by his own consent to put himself under that government; and I do think that the poorest man in England is not at all bound in a strict sense to that government that he has not had a voice to put himself under.

Jees it's quiet in here tonight, I'm off.
Night lads

>>521247227
hah

man

>>521251778
they're 110% bluffing

>>521251778
Why would a PM change trigger an election? Labourscum don’t care that the country wants rid of them, they legally have the right to rule over us until July 2029, which is all they care about. They will have a majority comfortably until then and realise that they would undoubtedly have fewer MPs after an election at any point, and if they don’t import enough voters by then they could potentially lose in 29.

We are stuck with this lot of faggot kikes for 3 and half years.

1 last thing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oX5pLwHbllg

>>521246946
Now would be a good time to join Labour so you can vote for R Dave when the contest happens.

>>521246946
Maybe he'll torch the party as he leaves, and pack the cabinet with every african he can find.

>>521252127
I don’t get it.

>>521251700
Come and show me what dat mouf do.

>>521252082
Yep. You vote for the party, not the PM. Tory Boys in the media also whinged about it when Gordon brown replaced Blair, so they spent three years calling him a ‘squatter in No 10’. Yet when they won an 80 seat majority they swapped their leader twice in one term (the second turn without a single member having a say). Didn’t hear any complaints then from the Daily Mail.

>>521247980
JÜDE

Captcha:
>RAT

Sick of being single.

>>521248259
Adversus omnes alios hostile odeum

The enemy of all races but their own

>>521252919
did you know you can get paid £500 to rape?

>>521251778
There is no mechanism to enforce this, so it’s an empty threat. If you’re a Labour MP who’s about to lose their seat to Reform or the Greens, there’s literally no downside to getting rid of Starmer before Christmas.

I think we’re heading for a rerun of the last years of the Tories where they swap leader every 2 years because they’re falling behind in the polls. If Reform is still leading the polls when Streeting takes over, what do they do then? Swap him for Burnham? Rayner? If this is the new normal, then it’s not healthy for the country.

>>521252814
Media, and even the party-aligned spokesmen who speak on it, always act like we vote for the leader all the time.
>Starmer "won" the last election
>the country voted for him

>>521244432
>even over half of Lib Dems and Labour support it
cor
Fucking state of the Greens though.

>>521253380
>Burnham
Hello Andy

>>521247046
>I don’t have any poojeeta pics.
You do now.

>>521253575
They yearn for presidential-style politics, but our absurd political system doesn’t support it. I didn’t think it was right for Sunak to take over with an 80 seat majority he didn’t earn and I don’t think it’s right for Wes Streeting to have a 170 seat majority won by someone else, but that’s the way it is

>>521248281
>sowing discourse
*discord

>>521253764
The funniest outcome may be Miliband coming out of nowhere to take over, you know. He gets Assad-level approval numbers from Labour members.

>>521253849
It was worse with Sunak because literally no-one voted for him, not even the party members. They vote against him first time. Then when Truss got tossed out, he just took over by default.

Is this some kind of sick joke?

>>521254119
Yep and I wouldn’t rule out Labour doing something similar to stop their members voting for someone the MPs don’t want. It may end up being a very quick coronation for Streeting if there’s financial turbulence after the budget

>>521254201
>A study suggesting mRNA vaccines help the body fight malignant cells raises the tantalising prospect of a low-cost, low-risk treatment that could help with all cancers
Fuck off

>>521253777
You can literally see where she shaves her moustache.

>>521254201
>reduces average cancer deaths by killing the patient before the cancer does

Thing is, whilst strictly speaking you don't vote for the leader, you can't deny it's a massive factor. And it's only become an even bigger factor over the years.

>>521253575
>>521253849
People will say "I'm not voting for a third party, I don't want to waste my vote". Meanwhile they live in a safe seat.

and there you have it

brit/pol/ caption competition

>>521249530
>You can take any European and drop them in any other European country and you'd adapt and fit in - I know.
Just don't let the darkies in. Simple as.

>>521254861

Two faggots who drink baby blood for breakfast

>>521251747
There's a broad appeal to Brit/pol/. We post about current affairs, slags, din dins, and cartoon frogs.

>>521254201
>what do we do with all these leftover jabs? we ordered 16 quintillion!
>um, say it cures cancer or something???

>>521255180
Should have called them weight-loss jabs and mixed them in with the mounjaro.

night lads

What happened to britfa.gs?

>>521253034
>t.FEY
Bloody datafey.

any parents here have kids who got vaccine injuries

>>521254861
Lumpy King

>>521255536
I think purple has shit himself over the Ofcom thing.

>>521255536
Wow, just checked. RIP.

I did love /iq/ on there.

>>521255569
wut?

>>521255834
Read your ID.

>>521255799
I was mumsnetlad in 2014. IYKYK

>>521255793
>>521255799
Been gone a week or more without warning.
Figured Purps has forgotten to pay his Shed Tax again.

>>521255623
Do vaccines cause any problems with foetuses?

>>521255569
I get that referring to the ID, but are you on about fairy fai / fey or some shit?

Any of you lads prepared at all for the possible Carrington 2: electric boogaloo?

I've got an offline copy of Wikipedia saved on a tablet. Going to pop it in the microwave (faraday cage) if I get enough warning.

>>521256201
nigga u fey

>>521255867
>>521256201

>>521255096
deutsch does frogs better than brit, it's just true not trying to cause trouble.

>>521256260
no ***YO**u

O la la. Cest un willy!

>>521256231
Air-fighting-in-his-bedroom anon stopped it. The took it on in raging combat and saved the planet.

>Kelly Brook admitted she finds it 'very uncomfortable' that she was sexualised from the age of 16 after a swimsuit photoshoot kickstarted her glamour modelling career (pictured 1997)
corr
Did you know Jason Statham started dating her when she was 17 and he was 30?

tfw wigger wednesday is over

>>521256359
>deutsch does frogs better than brit
In what way?

>>521255536
I got a ban there once for posting "fuck the NHS". Apparently I was being "edgy".

>>521256814
The moderation team and irc clique were/are all humoungously lefty faggots

How long do you reckon it'll take to get the AI Workers Act passed?
>>521256201
Stumbled across datafairies. Need more info.

Since gta5 was released I've got a degree at uni, got a job, got married, got a house.

Work tomorrow. Going to shower then bed. Goodnight lads.

Any office workers here. Are you busy all day?
I do like a few hours of work a day. Kinda expect to be made redundant one day.

>>521246946
I'm tuned out lad, what bickering is going on down in London now? Colour of the drapes?

https://www.mylondon.news/news/south-london-news/heavyweight-boxer-charged-5-animal-32857665
>Warren, of Rudhall House in Tulse Hill, faces claims that he allowed dogs Bella and Prince to harm cats in Lambeth, Southwark, and Brixton on five occasions, namely: November 5, 2024; January 8, 2025; and February 12, 13, and 21, in 2025. Court documents show the accusations also apply to alleged suffering by the dogs, who, it is understood, have since been removed.

where's ofcom? im still here im still posting

Have you seen this BAME?

>>521243625
These kids were all from the cult.

lol, lmao

>>521254861
Are you the new groom of the stool?

>>521258596
>Zarah Sultana
I will never vote for someone who has the same surname as a type of dried fruit.

>>521254861
what on earth are those shoes? it's like a cowboy boot had its spoke stripped so it's less exciting
I for one expect a king to be fashionable; so wear the fucking cowboy shoes and make those spokes sing, and carry it all with a royal southern drawl

went in tesco before. there was 7 fucking white lads riding fucking bikes up an down the aisles. WTF is happening?

>>521251329
you done him leaf, nice work.

>>521259104
They're called spurs.

>>521259236
Mitzy tier behaviour

>>521243574
>nothing will happen
starmer's shitting himself because fast wes is tryin' to take his job. he's forgotten about fourchan.

>>521259236
Bamemaxxing.

>>521259534
>>521259577
they were fucking white, it was surreal. bongland has fallen. imma gonna do summat this weekend. keep your eyes peeled.

Started making another Apu OC but don't know what I'm doing with it.

>>521260147
I'm going to do one too

>>521260147
Save it for the morning. You can't force Apu.

>>521260147
>>521260259
OC

>>521259236
niggerfication and wiggerdom

will reeves take my bennies?

>>521260337
They'll be licking ice cream tubs next

>>521259236
before what?

https://nitter.net/AIslop_/status/1988725282090504329#m gork is this real

>>521260534
before now. are you from the souf?

>>521260329
I don't like you.

>>521260259
>You can't force Apu.
haha

>>521242975 (OP)
Based and Poonani-piled.

>https://news.sky.com/story/resident-doctor-strikes-i-dont-want-people-to-suffer-but-we-have-to-walk-out-again-says-bma-chief-13469110

Doctors gonna strike again

Fookin 'ell. I haven't been this skint in years. Decorating the kitchen, hallway, bathroom and spare bedroom. Haven't got two pennys to rub together.
Sick of it.

>>521260957
>Decorating the kitchen, hallway, bathroom and spare bedroom.
How come lad?

>>521260998
HMO

What's the internet's equivalent of a faerie ring?

Hey Brentons. Brenton power.

SKY : Keir Starmer has apologised to his health secretary after allies of the prime minister accused him of plotting a coup.

>>521260337
i've had to cover my car in dash cams because of these little fucks, nearly hit a few at night where i live, they ride in to middle of the roads dressed head to toe in black with no lights or reflectors, you suddenly catch a glimpse of them in your car lights and almost hit them. It never used to be like this.

>>521261313
If you clip one , will you stop?

>>521257989
I used to take my dog out at 3am on occasion so he could chase cats. He never caught any but he had great fun.
Is that illegal now?

>>521260998
It's been 7 years and it's all needing done. Finished the hall so far. Just needs carpet laying but waiting till I finish the other rooms.
Needs everything. Radiator paint, ceilings, woodwork, walls. Fucking cost of everything even doing the work by myself.

>>521261091
isn't this how crop circles are made, farmers go over them and they leave behind a discoloured ring in the grass or crops, i've seen some leave behind perfect circles within circles why has the folk laws changed it to ufo's

>>521255513
Night

Fucking hate midwit leftists lads.
Think I'm gonna have to have an imaginary fight about this.

>>521263811
>gonna have to have an imaginary fight
Bet you lose.

>>521262070
Some of them can't be explained, some are some by goodies to give an explanation.
This video explains it in an entertaining and sufficiently sceptical manner.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=x2BQyZorSQc

My mental health always improves when I deactivate X. I encourage you all to do the same. There is nothing on there other than demoralising slop and fatiguing e-celeb drama.

>>521264432
I always think Mike Graham looks like Michael Gove's older, fatter, alcoholic brother

>>521264117
nice will give it a watch