Thread 17909364

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>>17909364 (OP)
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NONONONO TRANNIES GOING TO 41

>>17909364 (OP)
Noooooooo

>>17909364 (OP)
Last week the excuse was going against the NBA. Did the Thunder and Pacers play last night Figwheels?

>we're the first to ever run a 4 hour event on tv
>lol jk it was actually 2 shows that were named the same exact thing

also KWAB the hotshot first two hours lost to the wrestling school again

>>17909364 (OP)
Feyter Fest? More like Shit Fest!

KWAB

Damn gayEW truly do be sucking after all

Wow. Pendulum is in Roverts colon.

E-chads called it pathetic when Vince would count Raw and Warzone separate to help the overall ratings. Now trannies are trying to pretend the ratings are different between Trannymite and Transition. Really grim stuff.

Hey guys I'm a totally genuine WWE fan who's finally ready to make the switch to AEW and I would appreciate if you could give me a quick rund- OH NONONONO HAHAHAHAHA 518k KWAB

FyterFest? More like termite nest LMAOO

It's closer to 487

>655
>655
>319
>319
>÷4
>=487

>>17909364 (OP)
so 500,000 from MAX makes it a solid milly? nice.

>>17909364 (OP)
>they had to split the ratings otherwise it would have averaged a sub 400k for the entire 4 hours
holy fucking kekoli

>>17909499
So another Milly? Based

>>17909364 (OP)
NOT GOOD

NOOOOOOOO WE WERE SUPPOSED TO BE WINNING WHAT HAPPENED?

>headcanon ratings threads
He's completely lost it now

>>17909364 (OP)
>>17909499
>>17909516
>>17909537
Figwheels has showed up and he doesn't like the truthful ratings report from ya OP

Oh no! Hahahahahaha

>>17909364 (OP)
>four hours of straight declining ratings
grim

>>17909423
I took this screenshot like 10 years ago.
I made this meme.

>>17909364 (OP)
>showing the math
GOD BLESS YOU ANON
cheers!

Skiing Tony gif finna be a cross country slope

>>17909364 (OP)
OinkerFest failing? Say it ain't so.
But I thought presenting 4 hours of slop instead of 2 would finally get the fucking pendulum to swing in our favor fellow trannies?

>B-B-BUT IF YOU VIEW THEM SEPARATELY
TRANNIES MUDDED

>>17909364 (OP)
He's trying to slide this one

>>17909364 (OP)
so this is why hogwheels is having a massive ultimate level meltdown

>>17909364 (OP)
Billy said it best
https://files.catbox.moe/5b9j5z.mp4

>>17909637
>B-B-BUT IF YOU VIEW THEM SEPARATELY

they still lose to the wrestling school

>>17909364 (OP)
>losing mariah may
>their top star burying the company
>ratings on the mud
This has NOT been a good week for trannies

They have another 4 hour hotshot next week, I believe. You think it does better or worse than Faggot Fest?

What is happening on Saturdays that they keep running from? Some kind of sports playoffs?

>ratings on the mud
RATINGS ARE ON MUD SAAAAR

>>17909738
Nice selfie

>>17909715
I think money in the bank is this weekend

They bragged this was the longest broadcast of a non-pay per view but the only way to get these ratings up is if you literally pay people to view

>>17909689
>ratings on the mud
even in his safespace thread he's melting down LMAO

holy shit he's fucking seething lmao

>>17909755
So Tony is literally running away from B-Level ppvs? SAD!

Some "challenger brand" he turned out to be. All the money in the world, but not a single dime to be had.

>>17909808
you FINNA know he is!

dont care about gayew but
no fucking way you used grok to make an average of 2 values
how retarded you have to be to not be able to add up two numbers and then divide by two on your own?

>>17909364 (OP)
Grim

>>17909845
He is in fact that retarded and braindead

>>17909845
>>17909888
You can tell Pedocrip is replying to himself because he has to cope with these terrible numbers. Btw Pedocrip the OP's math would still be wrong because that isn't how you would get the average of a 4 hour show.

lol

>>17909486
So the real number is even worse?

>>17910269
We need a quarter graph for real number

Hogwheels is Jewish

>>17909364 (OP)
PFFT

I want the real number

To be fair alot of us normal AEW watchers were in line waiting on the Switch 2 release

>>17910583
do aewtists have money for a switch 2? they can't afford 30 dlls tickets for dynamite

do dronies really need chatgpt to do basic arithmetic

>>17910760
E-chads have to dumb everything down for the dumb and poor AEWtists. They/you can't afford $2 AEW tickets let alone a calculator

>>17909364 (OP)
That's pretty close by ChatGPT butting using the quarterly ratings it actually comes out to a 511k average. Still very grim for the tranny rodeo

>owned by wrestling school once again
And trannies wonder why Mariah went there

Trannies are blaming the lowest rated NHL game in years. What a huge fumble from WBD.

>>17909364 (OP)
KWAB. Simply KWAB.

>>17909364 (OP)
70% DROP for this SLOP kek!

>>17910717
Mine was an early xmas gift from my mom.

>>17910963
tony got Gooned?

it's so over

>>17909664
>Kek just cancel this slop
They really need to cancel Collision, I think even trannies would agree with that

>>17909364 (OP)
Oh dear lord no sixey?

They really believed the astroturfing that AEW was back.....

>>17909537
>>headcanon ratings threads
The singular AEW fan has been so mindbroken by Fyter Fest doing 518k that he's pretending the ratings aren't real and can't hurt him hahahahahaha

>>17911519
I do wonder what do the people who tune in at the start of the second hour then switch channels are thinking

>>17911528
They're just channel surfing at the top of ever half hour/hour. I did the same when I had cable. But now I'm a pirate! Arrrr!

>>17911890
but at one point you have to know what's playing on that channel at that time

>>17911995
You're asking me to crawl into the mind of a Nielsen Box Family.

I'd rather look through Hogwheel's bookmarked sites and stare at BBC porn all day. Thanks but no thanks.

>>17912023
what's the Ireland equivalent of the FBI? we need to send them over to Hogwheels basement and get rid of him once and for all

>>17912227
>what's the Ireland equivalent of the FBI?
Scotland Yard

Turns out it was actually 517k

https://www.fightful.com/wrestling/aew-fyter-fest-averages-over-500000-viewers-cable-tv

>>17912703
grim

>>17909364 (OP)
kek this really worked Hogwheels into a seethe

>>17912865
He's shitting up every thread on the board right now.

>>17912703
I love laughing at poop dick wrestling

>>17912879
but he does that every day

Kek Mariah got more views in the wrestling school

>>17913314
Fraid so

>>17912879
Grim

>>17912703
Grim. Dire, even.

>>17909364 (OP)
dimeless shitters don't draw, who knew?

>>17914253
everyone except aewtists

>>17915733
Seems to be the case

>>17915733
the only thing swinging for aewtists is their noose

>>17915733
the pendulum has been stuck in time

>>17916571
Afraid so

>>17915733
It beat raw, which only did 355k live

>>17909364 (OP)
dear KEK please bless us with a steady rise to the MILLY bless the pendulum

AEW is DEAD

>>17918473
like their fans lol

>>17918551
I think it got deleted, but I made a tiny little joke about hoping a meteor crashes down at "All In" killing the entire AEW roster and most of Texas. Fingers crossed!

>>17918637
Why would that get deleted?

>>17917579
Poor Stink had to retire in front of no fans.

so this is why he's having a meltdown

>>17920183
Cause he joked about mass murder
It is funny though so it's probably protected under "satire"

>>17922361
I think he saw anon's comment about an asteroid killing all the AEWfags and the entire world rejoicing

>>17920183
the 'cord is full of sensitive brown subhumans

>>17922435
More like he a lying BITCH

>>17923814
Miss this legend

Lol. Gayew keeps failing love it!

>>17924443
Bitchtits

>>17924443
>>17924560
You got Rovert seething with this one

>>17923814
>Rybitch

>>17924629
That's cause it's a classic. One of the few memes I created on /asp/.

>>17910842
>And trannies wonder why Mariah went there
I think that's truly why they've been so pissed off. It's like losing The Codeman all over again. AEW fans chase everyone away because of their politics and their lack of hygiene - they're literally the most disgusting group of freaks I've ever seen and if I ever see an aewtist in public I finna knock em out Logan Paul style

>>17909364 (OP)
Why do epiggies always lie?

>>17925135
>Mindraped AEDouble faggot posting fake shit
KWAB

>>17925161
It really do be like that kek

>>17925161
AEWtists truly are the jews of this board

>>17925932
Trannies*

>>17912703
KWAB

AEW is dead

Figwheels isn't going to like this bump

>>17928688
like their fans

>>17928688
AEW was never alive.

Watch him seethe

>>17909364 (OP)
Grim shit. The aew fan is gonna lose it.

>>17932541
sad but true

>>17909394
Don't be sad. Turn on WWE and watch an actual PPV, not a free PLE hotshot.

E-Gods win again.

>>17934002
E-chads never stop winning.

>>17936095
I tend to agree. Cheers!

>>17909364 (OP)
bit shite ratings innit

>>17939274
Shite is an understatement

>>17937968
Cheers m8

>>17932541
Yeah

AEW is trash

>>17941552
bit rubbish innit

>>17909364 (OP)
The only way dynamite would get decent ratings is if it ran after big bang theory every week and only went for 15 minutes.

>>17941853
No lies detected.

>>17941846
Bruv

>>17941846
Frayed sow

>>17909624
neat

>>17942379
>1 IP

>>17909364 (OP)
Holy fuck that's bad

so this is why the 'cord has been uppity

>>17943460
Afraid so

the day collision died.

>>17909364 (OP)
back to page one

>>17945208
Hello? based department?

>>17944794
The day collision died was when it was replaced with black adam.

>>17946366
Dwayne always wins

>>17946366
kek that was like 9/11 for the 'cord

>>17946366
it got cancelled while airing lmao based zaslav took one look at it and said fuck this gay tranny shit roll black adam KEK

>>17909364 (OP)
goodnight smarks your shows are fucking dying LOL

>>17909364 (OP)
>AI-jeet has to use AI to calculate the average of two numbers

>>17948336
TYBZ.

>>17909463

what was the point of trying to belittle the top guy on the bigger show's moveset?

>>17909463
How many times do you think you've posted this? For the record I hope you keep doing it but I was just wondering.

>>17948336
Based

>>17909463
I came into this thread intending to ask this genuinely
Seems like AEW isn't doing well, but I really couldn't care less. If AEW is trash too then I will just stop watching wrestling entirely

>>17942825
Yup

>>17950142
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP
SHUT THE FUCK UP

>>17950157
My intentions are good so I won't be silenced

>>17950179
Based

>>17909364 (OP)
did you really have to consult AI to determine an average?

Very sad for the tranny rodeo

>>17951098
Tick tock trannies

>>17951150
these ratings were so bad that WBD had to cancel themselves

>>17951187
Poor Figwheels. Cancelled legs and now cancelled AEW.

I can see why WBD decided to cancel this slop.

>>17951619
Afraid so

Brutal.

>>17951619
Kek it do be like that.

>>17909364 (OP)
this was the spark that triggered the explosion of AEW, good riddance.

Paying aew to deliver such abysmal ratings. Little wonder WBD is also failing.
Jobber faggots.

>>17955139
Tony pays for airtime

I can see why this was cancelled by WBD

Just cancel it with these bad ratings. Oh wait they did! Kek

>>17957247
A little old lady at the grocery store was saying this and the whole place agreed except for the crippled guy in a wheelchair buying adult diapers.

>>17958640
By chance was this in Dublin?

>>17959582
Afraid so

>>17909364 (OP)
I heard they are doing a repeat this week

>>17960661
Can't wait for no 400k

>>17909364 (OP)
So bad.

Really bad

>>17958640
KWAB. Sounds like Wheels.

>>17909364 (OP)
AEWtists still can't explain why no one wants to watch their slop.

>>17909364 (OP)
Terrible number for a desperation hot shot

RIP gAyEW

I'm going to kill myself if we lose to NXT again

>>17963879
Get the rope ready

>>17963879
Get your affairs in order.

>>17963879
RIP Figwheels

>>17909364 (OP)
back to page one

>>17965222
is it really?

>>17909364 (OP)
Every week, the baseline gets further and further away from a Milly. Sad, grim, and funny.

>>17909364 (OP)
I fucking hate aew.

>>17966707
I FUCKING HATE YOU

>>17909364 (OP)
Hog with wheels and joshipedos activated and in sliding mode

>>17969249
Stop spamming homie

Flop Fest

>>17909364 (OP)
WBD top brass are not happy with these results. Afraid so.

>>17969990
more like AAACK fest lmao

>>17970558
Lmfao

>>17909364 (OP)
Let's rile them up a bit

>>17971192
Based

This week will be worse than last week's hotshot. Get your skis out! Weeeee!!

KWAB
W
A
B

Oh man what are you doing on page 10?

>>17909364 (OP)
kek he will hate this bump

>>17909624
thats cool. i took a laughing gunther screenshot a while ago and i pop every time i see it reposted here

>>17974351
Sure you did

>>17909364 (OP)
GRIMMMMMM

>>17971709
Topkek

the laughing at AEW poster is so obnoxious

HAHAHA I FUCKING LOVE LAUGHING AT AEW!

>>17909364 (OP)
Please beat this rating this week!

>>17971709
More like no 600k

It was a really good episode. I think we're getting 900k tonight at least for the Dynamite portion.

>>17980420
Hahahahahaha

>>17909364 (OP)
what a pathetic showing. aew is boring shit no one with even a hint of testosterone wants to watch.

>>17980499
Everyone quite literally said this

He won't like this

He also won't like this one

PDW fucking sucks kek

>>17909364 (OP)
is it too late to laugh at aew?

>>17909364 (OP)
DEAR OH DEAR

>>17983413
The new ratings will be out soon and we can start laughing all over again

>>17983434
Based

>>17983434
Not soon enough

>>17909364 (OP)
wow

>>17980499
Can’t argue with you there

Tranny sisters…I don’t feel so hot…

>>17985785
Why? We will win next week with help from CMLL

>>17980499
Truth

Why are you pretending to be an AEW fan and posting in your own thread talking to yourself?
What schizo beahvior lol

post quarters

>>17987867
This tranny is fucking seethinggggg

>>17909364 (OP)
pork on the wheelies still trying to get rid of this one

>>17988493
Frayed sow

>>17987874
yup

>>17988493
is he?

>>17990645
yep alongside all the other ratings threads lol

>>17991592
He's actually begging the jannies to delete them because he says they're "spam"

>>17992399
Grimmmm

kek

Why can't AEW draw? What are we doing wrong and how do we fix it?

>>17980499
All facts

>>17909364 (OP)
Awful

>>17992399
that's sad

what an absolute shitshow

>>17997768
Everyone said this

>>17996694
Because Tony Khan can't book

>>17996694
>we

BLEAK
L
E
A
K

>forgetting the MAX rub
1 Milly easy

>>17998201
the only rub you're getting is the rope around your neck

>>17998390
Figwheels did NOT like this one.

>>17996694
Just keep watching while you can. WBD getting ready to cancel it

Hahahaha

Back to page 1!

>>18000848
If you say so!

>>17909364 (OP)
Where are the quarters so we can get another WEEEEEEEE video

>>18001401
Check the archive.

>>17996694
Show sucks. Simple as.

>>17998390
topkek

>>17996694
Get someone else to book

>10 days of necrobump samefagging all alone
>not a single post of suport or actual conversation
What a Life.
A real winner

>>18003660
THE SINGULAR AEW TRANNY IS FUMING

>>18003725
He is huh?

Crazy

Wild

Insane

Wow!

Morbid

Alarming

Mass replying to hit the bump limit GRIMMMM

>>18003843
Cope

bye shit thread

>>18003879
>>18003843
kek based

Fat fuck already gave up kek

poop
lol

>>18003942
>sat waiting for 10 mins for me
SAD

kwab what a lonely fuck

>>17909689
>ratings on the mud
RATINGS ON MUD SAAR

I shall also support this cleanup effort

>>17925135
they are pathologically wired liars and paychopaths and stalkers and rapists & even worse. There's been a bunch of threads about it lately >>17992034

doo doo
lmao

>>17909364 (OP)
Did this retard nigga seriosuly need ask an AI to give hin the average of 2 numbers?
Is the human mind that lazy & retarded nowadays? We learned basic arithmetic, you dont dorget forget that.
Shameful stuff

>>18004001
>dorget forget
Figwheels hasn't slept in days he can't even type hahahaha

>>17909845
>>17909888
It seems everyone has been saying this!!

>>18004005
You cant add 2 numbers tigether and then divide it by 2 without a computer to tell you the answer. That's like 3rd grade level mathematical literacy.
Your brain is cooked fat tits.

dookiebutt

>>18004012
>Answers to figwheels
I didn't make this thread figwheels. Thanks for also admitting that you haven't slept in days that you can't even type correctly because you've been trying to get this thread archived for a week hahahahaha what a fucking loser. Losing sleep and still failing KWAB

>>18003986
based bro

>>18004020
kek he seethed
grasping at typos and boogeymen while getting verbally flamed alive in his own 10 day old preserved shrine to his autism and derangement syndrone

caca poo poo

>>18004032
>Verbally flamed alive
You've been getting raped in this thread and every thread like you always do. You haven't slept for days because you can't get a thread that you hate archived. You can't even walk why do you think you would succeed at anything LOL

>>18004032
So this is where Pedocrip has been hiding, please don't tell me you molested your nephew again?

>>18004040
yessss yess let the seethe flow through you Darth bitchtits

aaaaaand he's s off with the child rape schizobabble once again folks
Like clockwork.

>>18004046
>Still hasn't denied not sleeping for days
Figwheels you couldn't get this thread archived and you tried all week hahahahahah

>>18004046
>>18004051
Leave your nephew alone.

>>18004051
>Doesn't deny any of it
Grim

>>18004040
>You haven't slept for days
yeah. because that would be too long..........

>>18004064
A cripple like yourself could use all the sleep he could get. Besides you don't work or do anything productive lol.

>>18004055
But the only person posting in this thread for the past 10 days has been sad lil (You) and you alone.

>dude is getting trolled into bump limiting his own thread
lmfao
a most cunning ruse deployed

>>18004072
Afraid not figwheels. Unlike all the threads where you talk to yourself other people actually bump this. That's why all your threads get archived lmfao

>>18004064
kel based Mitch Hedberg bro

>>18004069
>retard misses the joke & thr reference & takes the post literal
KWAB
what a non-ball knower dumbfuck

>>18004076
>>18004083
>Trolled
>thr
You would have spammed the thread anyways. Might as well make you seethe. Notice how after I got you riled up you stopped spamming one word replies? YOU BIG TIME MADDD

>>18004078
nah das u

fartbutt
kek

Pedocrip got fucking cooked in this thread. What a way to go out.

>>18004083
>>18004090
>>18004094
>kel
He can't even type kek hahahahahaha

Welp time to go watch Dominion
bye bitch(tits)

>>18004102
>Dominion
Pedocrip watches NJPW AHAHAHAHAHA

kek he flushed this turd thread straight to hell

>>18004102
>>18004107
Larer figgywheels make sure to not stick any figs up your asshole tonight. Now the question is what other thread are you seething in right now..

>>18004110
The lyra thread >>18001414

>>18004110
>Larer
He can't even type kek hahahahahaha

>>18004135
I figured I would match you. Luckily I got everything right when I told you to not stick toys up your asshole kek hahahahahaha