Thread 17949231

PUNISHED BIRB EDITION!!!

The world stood still as the ref's hand came down for the three count. Millions were shocked as the speakers started playing Becky Lynch's theme song. After a history making reign as the inaugural women's IC champion, /ourbirb/ had just lost. And as she was hanging her head in defeat, Mama Becko wasted no time to celebrate her victory. Honoring the match stipulation, LYRA raised Mama Becko's arm and went to leave but was yet again stopped as her former mentor tried to humiliate her even further. She would have probably taken it lying down had it been a younger and starry-eyed LYRA. But not this one - this one has had enough of the mockery and humiliation as she proceeded to hit the most devastating suplex ever seen in the history of this business. Her IC reign might be over, but we gained something else. A predator. A huntress. A birb of prey. Punished birb. (In other news, we had YET another match of the night by yours truly!) Furthermore, anti Lyra protection has been enabled for this thread. Any Lyra hater who comes to shit talk /ourbirb/ will fall ill and turn terminally gay.
Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t

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>>17949231 (OP)
Spooky.

SMOOCHES TO BIRB TO MAKE HER FEEL BETTER

First for Aoife!

Should've been Becky's cunt eating bitch slave edition.

>>17949246
Mwah!

>>17949258
But enough about Seth Rollins.

>>17949246
>YE GOTS ANY OF THEM MOBILE GAMES MISTAH?

>>17949231 (OP)
Is it true that Lyra lost and has no title?

>>17949258
That’s backstage :)

Ow Fie.

Is it true that she’s unable to do basic arithmetic and algebra?

You can sign it on your way in.

>>17949231 (OP)
Were they paying tribute?

This general will never be part of the joshi alliance btw

>>17949320
This is neutral territory.

>>17949320
Idk what that is

>EVOLUTION 2 IS A MYSTERY
Get your belt back wee lass

>>17949320
See
>>17949231 (OP)
Anti Lyra protection is enabled for this thread you're treading dangerously close to being afflicted with the gay. That being said, Lyra is friends with anyone, she doesn't need to be part of any alliances because friendship is stronger.

>>17949231 (OP)
Everyone hates her boring ass

>>17949304
She just cannot do the maths homework :((((

>>17949454
I don’t.

>>17949454
No one is thinking this. Grats for outing yourself as gay btw!

>>17949305
>annoyed by lyra spam
there's only anti-lyra spam tho. can't blame us for that.

>>17949487
We are not affiliated with anti spam. It's not even a real Iyo Sky fan who does it and is just using her as an avatar to get people to hate her.

>>17949304
OH IT'S TRUE ITS DAMN TRUE

>>17949521
Brilliant OC from the /birb/ thread

we coming for you becko

>>17949853
What if she accidentally rips your dick off while giving you a handjob?

Based OP write up of the events. Millions were indeed shock and saddened. But you know what they say. You can't fully appreciate the highest highs without the lows.

I liked how her boobs almost came out again

>>17949231 (OP)
Becky's hog is never going to get over after that epic self KWAB on Saturday night. It's over for birdfags.

>>17949653
She's not even mid looking. She's below mid and approaching hag status

Hat :)

>>17950128
Forgot pic!!!!!

>>17949948
>Royal Rumble
>Backlash
>MITB now
Will the wardrobe malfunction streak continue with Evolution

If no lyra on Raw I'll riot

Whatta you think
I am? Your fuckin' slave! You don't
tell me what to do, Sosa

Everyone hates us

>>17950173
Don't forget that time on Raw that her top got stuck on the turnbuckle

>>17951403
It's just begun.

>>17950767
Based

I'll never forget Lyra 2 belts. It was brief. But it happened.

First ever two-time IC champ coming soon.

I’m worried for her bros.

>>17952193
She just had back to bank bangers with one of the biggest female stars in the history of WWE. It's the best I've ever liked either of them. Becky's current heel run is so much better than the last one it's insane, and this story has done a lot for both.

Bird has been radio silent. Need her to smack becko with a chair tonight. Can't let slide that humiliation ritual.

>>17952609
Lol

Realistic outcome: Birbhag is now cancelled and off TV for months until she returns as your garden variety jobber until release

So you're saying there's a chance outcome: Birb is off TV for a bit to turn heel and change her retarded gimmick to something not quite as atrocious. Might revive her career ala Naomi. Punished birb might be not quite dimes, but at least pennies.

He seethed.

How does this woman make him so deranged?

It's tough folks...

>>17953089
She's just too pretty

Someone post the “haha bird”

>Having a general for a belt-less loser who got publicly humiliated
Bit grim innit

>>17954034
Here's a (you) since everyone is ignoring you. It's becoming sad. Hope you get a clue soon.

Fraid so

>>17950767
>Flying a dragon when she herself can fly

I think Bayley might show up. Idk what she'll add to the angle besides going after Becky. She should do a swerve on Lyra. When she wins the belt back.

Lyra PAWGkyria

>>17954961
Nah, there's gonna be a ton of returns tonight. It will overshadow hers. She'll be back for Evolution.

>>17955565
That's some LONG term storytelling. I'm afraid them dragging the Bayley side of things. Might disgruntle fans. Or they'll start to get bored.

workshopping some nicknames
how do you guys feel about ‘birbmeister’

>>17955816
Based.

Birb on Raw tonight??
>>17955816
Birbmeister sounds good

Dirtsheets are saying Bayley returns to confront Becko. So let's see what Birb does.

>>17955888
Lyra will get betrayed by Bayley

Birb isn't in the QOTR tournament thank God. She's definitely getting the belt back.

>>17956348
She's definitely facing Bayley for the belt then afterwards. Cause basically everyone without a belt is in it. So Lyra will be in a two month story with Becky/Bayley.

Momma Becks is up next

I'm so used to Lyra having the belt. This looks super odd.

BIIIIIIRRRRBBBB and she looks pissed!!!

Aunt Bayley is back but Lyra looks not happy with her?

Becky's pet hog will never get over

Lyra needs to work on her menacing walk kek. Probably saw it in an anime or something.

birb is over

>>17957482
Autism walk

>>17957427
Yep, they're setting up a triple threat. Hopefully for Evolution and not in Saudi.

I'm ngl, auntie Bayley looked sexo tonight

Intriguing storyline bros. Looks like Lyra and Bayley both have intentions of taking that title.

>>17957642
>tfw you've been holding it too long and really need to get to the toilet

OK, does this girl have autism? Not like in a tee-hee or meme way. Not trying to hate. But I've lurked here a bit. And her tweets and stuff. Say she does.

>>17957723
I think it’s less autism and more socially awkward.

I wish she was my aunt...

She loves those rave and festival shorts and skirts.

>>17957772
I don't remember Bayley's tits being this huge.. she is doing things to me in that fit.

>>17957727
Based aunt and niece beat down. Bayley buys her Nintendo passes when Becko says no.

>>17957723
Perhaps

I've always liked Bayley because her promos don't sound like wrestling promos. She has a very unique way of speaking. I think she really carried the women's division during the thunderdome era when it was only her and Bianca that who were really good, and Bianca was still improving back then. Yeah Bayley is awesome, and I'm really happy to see this story involving the three of them.

>>17957900
Bayleys face really made me hate her. That “ding dong bayley”-damage control debut Bayley was horrific. I’m liking the sidecut Bayley and now this.

Good crowd reaction for Lyra and Bayley. People are still invested in this. Which is good. WWE has knocked it out of the park with the IC belt. But completely fumbled the US one.

>>17958047
This happens too often. Is Lyra an exhibitionist?

>>17958082
Women keep wanting to undress birb. Remember when iyo tried taking her top off.

This but with Bayley

>>17958449
That would be incest. She's her aunt.

Hunter nerfed her skirts wtf

>>17958494
>niece x aunt
Hot

Wanted more birb. But this was a good segment.

>>17959407
World's cutest butt

Anyone saw Bayley completely botching the rose plant on Becky. She needs a new finisher ASAP.

>>17959786
I mean, it's a bit of a step up from the belly to Bayley one. Lyra is a great seller. So she'll make it look dimes.

Kek what an amazing feud!

>>17960164
Such a perfect pairing.

Irish thighs save lives.

She had fluffy shorts on. Almost feather life :0

>>17961172
Idc what anyone else says, she has the best thighs in the business.

Daily reminder that birb lost and has no title.

>>17961306
At least she got two back to back PLE title defenses and weekly TV segments. The same can't be said about other wrestlers, eh?

>>17960164
It's not over yet

She looks like a Jersey Shore cast member now

>>17962547
Hanging out with Bron.

>>17959786
Bayley didn't botch it, Becky got herself loose and ran away.

>>17962547
>Gym
>Tanning
>Animal Crossing

>>17962755
How is she so aesthetic?!?

>>17963558
I wish we'd gotten more birb :(

>>17963558
I do need birb theater more than once a week.

How can one woman be so plain?

>>17964444
By being just plain cute

>>17964512
Based.

I was told that the birb lost and has no title.
I was told this.

I was told iyo only had 2 seconds of tv time again.

>>17957727
This should've been a yuri kiss.

>>17964557
I was informed of the same. And that she also hasn't had any title defenses since Wrestlemania whereas Lyra had two back to back MOTN on PLEs. Would that happen to be correct information?

Kek what an inspirational player who overcame her shyness!

>>17964910
"I peed my pants on national television"

>>17964910
>why do my animal crossing plants keep dying

*chirp*

>>17964607
‘fraid so

>>17965244
cute.

>>17964910
>aka Aoife Cusack
Huh what you mean

>>17962755
Dimesola

Aoife.

>>17962547
>>17965244
Why does she look Italian now. Look how she was before.

>>17966716
Top tier pits.

She’s so cute.

>>17966931
>sitting front and center
>OMG I CAN'T BELIEVE I WAS PICKED WOOOOOO
stupid fake bird bitch

>>17967310
Stop seething my dude. If a bird mind broke you this badly. You're not gonna make it.

>>17967310
They also drafted Dijak and he was sitting in the back looking at his phone

>>17967310
They genuinely didn't know. Blair and Dijak have confirmed it.

Thighs

>>17968924
of the irish variant happen to save lives

It's grim folks!

>>17968336
Survey Corps. Nice.

>>17969615
>Bloated face
>Horrible tan
I just don't see what you guys see with her

>>17969873
You are gayer than Quicy Elliot

How often does she use the birb stretch? I want a run where she does it on the roster.
Also, I think becko's dialog segment tonight as well as birb's segment last RAW were way, way better than pre-Backlash.
>>17963558
yeah I shut RAW off immediately after. Until next Monday.
>>17969615
>when your Animal Crossing save gets deleted

Honestly, I only tune in for birb. The moment her segment is over I stop watching Netflix.

>>17949246
>the animal crossing stare

>>17970650
We'll be getting much more of her in the coming weeks, and more instant classic matches on PLEs. I love Lyra

Is she going to win it back from Becky Hogan before they go to Ireland?

>>17971909
Man she's so pretty.

>>17971909
>says she'll be 3-0
KWAB!!

>>17954360
Nectar of the gods

This pic is way too sexy!

It's a shameful thing

>>17972824
This is the Chad face but for women.

>>17972824
this is like straight out of a joi vid pov

>>17973274
>gives you a handjob while she recites chapters from a new fantasy novel she’s been reading

>>17972824
I feel like a cricket minding my own business. When suddenly, a hungry bird lands. And is ready to eat me.

Daily reminder that Lyra lost and has no title

>>17973681
True but at least she gets tv time.

>>17973681
Daily reminder that she had 2 back to back PLE MOTNs, which can't be said about other women in the division.

>>17973681
Daily reminder. She had the best matches in both those PLEs.

>>17970335
She didn't do it during the last Becky match. It's a move she often uses. I think she didn't do it to Kairi either. But that was a triple threat match o belive.

>>17973047
I heard the humiliation continued in the showers...

>>17971976
Yes

Birb retweeted the Asuka return video. What did she mean by this?

>>17974870
She'll face her after beating Becky and Bayley. Fraid so!

She's cute and a nice booty but I don't get this boards obsession with her

>>17975334
I did not like that hairstyle at all. Thank God she changed it.

>>17970696
me on the left

>>17975334
Cute

KWAB!

>>17976173
Based, now Becky can tell Triple H to give Lyra the Women's World Championship! That way it'll actually get defended for once.

>>17975587
Autistic wrestling waifu whos also the girl next door type.

>>17966716
You can see the outline.....

>>17964910
>Latest addition to the Irish revolution

>>17976632
>carbombs you for saying Looking For Alaska was just an ok book

>>17977983
That looks like a clean win. But people are saying she grabbed her shorts. They didn't capture it.

>>17978728
Kek, what a natural babyface.

>>17949305
>I did not realized she had a great ass
Kek

>>17949305
based

>>17978728
Actually super pretty here. She should wear her hair like this more often for matches

>>17975334
Tatters casually mogging the Jannetty wearing her gear.

Bros, do you see a possibility of Lyra turning heel on Bayley?

GYATT!!

>>17980112
Reminds me of kairi mogging fat fuck iyo

>>17981704
It would be based. But she looked shocked by Bayley's actions. So it's Bayley who's turning heel on the bird. It's the Lyra curse. Everyone betrays her.

>>17981725
Pawgkyria?!

>>17980112
Shea getting karma for not helping Lyra during the Becko beatdown.

>Still hasn't changed her X bio to FORMER IC champ
Kek what a crybaby bird.

>>17983107
>he obsessively stalks her profile every day to check if she has changed her bio

>>17983107
She's winning it back, jabronie. No need to change it.

Daily reminder that the birb lost and has no title

>>17983335
Speaking of title, no defending it?

>>17983335
Daily reminder that she had 2 back to back PLE MOTNs, which can't be said about other women in the division.

>>17983381
Well, Becky

>>17983393
It takes two to wrestle, but I get it, you're being disingenuous about it. Why hasn't Iyo defended her title since Mania?

>>17983889
>Imagine getting anywhere near to that puke stained face
No thanks I don't want to smell Becky's putrid gut waste

Oh my....

I want to have bird offspring

>>17983889
Kek birb antis do be little rats!

>>17984387
Lynchian this pic is.
>>17983107
Lyra barely posts on her Socials. Which is odd. Cause she tweeted a lot when she was younger.

Wars? They were fought over women like her.

She's over doing it with the tan. Even bird bros have to admit this.

>>17985848
Her and Bron get a 2 for 1 discounts. They would be fools not to take it.

>>17985182
She put a 'best of' reel of her IC title reign on IG.

>>17986978
I do really miss her plain Jane look. But I guess she needed to stick out more.

>>17964407
Potatoes and energy drinks

Aoife? Cusack.

>>17984724
What does LJ have to say about your statement?

>>17949246
Nah this pic is cute. Idkbwhst that achizo is babbling out

>>17949246
Cute!

>>17985470
How can she be so perfect?

>>17951682
Puffy player!

Birb.

>>17951682
pusy

Lyra is quickly becoming my favorite joshi.

>>17990250
I seriously do hope the Marigold partnership continues and we get more crossover. Lyra vs Mayu would be my dream match.

>>17949231 (OP)
"BIRB"? help us out, please?

Bayley better be turning heel. Cause of she just came back to steal the babyface spotlight. That'll be kinda fucked.

>>17990319
Threeway match.
Lyra stands with Bayley.
Bayley looks at Lyra and attacks her and throws her out of the ring.
Lyra is heartbroken.
Becky vs Bayley.
Lyra steals the win.
Lyra doesn’t even attack any of them and just looks shaken at two of her heroes betraying her.
Get dark Lyra back.

>>17990333
Emo birb sounds dimes to me, brother.

Bird lol

>>17990686
>Me to antis

Daily reminder that the birb lost and has no title

>>17990893
No feud?
No tv time?
No belt defense?

>>17990893
Daily reminder that she had 2 back to back PLE MOTNs, which can't be said about other women in the division.

>>17990893
>>17990747
KWAB you!

>>17990686
Her laugh is extremely endearing! She should be known more than just the bird lady :(

>>17990319
Lyra looked surprised and maybe a bit pissed. Cause she wanted Becky fir herself. So either Bayley turns or Birb does. Pretty intriguing angle.

>>17991802
I bet they'll do a triple threat at some point

>>17991894
This is from her Xfinity ad. Based Lyra providing her fans with fast internet!

>>17990747
We need more of these imo

My Aoifu.

Monday can't come soon enough!

Very peaceful thread so far. Very comfy. Thread protection is working as intended.

I want to sniff her asshole. That's all.

>>17994281
Based. Just no-sell certain people. And they'll go away.

>>17995576
Oh shit! How much did this cost?
Also does 01/10 stand for the date or the amount of these in existence? (And is it signed?(

>>17995781
I got lucky opening a Topps pack.
It's not signed unfortunately
Yeah, 01/10 in existence. Pretty fucking stoked I got it!

>>17994890
We don't talk about Lyra's puckered, pink, and hairless anus here

>>17996553
>when a new YA novel is on the shelf

>>17996553
This is her best look. Looks like pre bogged Cora's sister.

>>17997198
For me? It's her missing tan around her pelvic region

Now taking suggestions for the next thread's edition and OP image!

Cool

>>17997385
stronk birb preferably a webm

>>17990319
Heel lyra would be dimes. The division needs a Gunther-ish heel. Since Lyra is pretty OP.

>>17998328
Love those strong arms

Finner

>>17999062
Looks like Hogwheels with a wig. Disgusting desu.

Birb?

>>17998328
I'm not sure if Lyra could do actual heel work. She's simply too cute.

'luv birb
Simple as.

>>17999926
Idk about as a character but she technically worked the heel role against Iyo in the IC tournament, putting heat on a babyface and such

>>18001128
Was she really a heel tho?

Whats the next birb general gonna be? Maybe return of aunt Bayley or something like that

>>18001943
Good but it's the Lyra general. And that general idea would put her in the background. Since it would be about Bayley.

>>18001943
Wait till the OP general description anon gets here. He does good writeups

>>18002091
True, but she's also clearly involved in a Lyra storyline.

>>17949231 (OP)
Leila Grey onlyfans videos

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so we are doing aunt bayley returns? unless there's some other suggestions

>>18002754
are you lost friend?

>>18002775
I’m fine with anything desu

>>18002775
I was gonna do Hat Birb edition to pop that one anon who was asking for it the last few times with the Raw hat as OP image since the thread will likely last until Monday, she's in the summary tho!

With that said, new thread inc imminently!

>>18002775
its between hat birb or aunt bayley.

WOOOOO

Do it for /birb/

>>18002857
both are cute editions!