HAHAHAHAHAHAHA I love laughing at cuck man

>>17960973 (OP)
KWAB
that's his real business card btw

>>17960973 (OP)
Chezbros..emergency meeting in the 'cord NOW

Company Man Punk

>>17960973 (OP)
kek he's the laughing stock of the wrestling world

>>17960973 (OP)
Oh my science the Simpsons!!

>>17961574
Ha ha, he's going to make a million dollars for one day's of work, let's laugh at him for that before going back to our minimum wage jobs

>>17961642
I would rather be poor than sell my soul and let down everyone I stood for

>>17961650
You can say all you want but it doesn't mean anything until someone actually offers you an absurd amount of money

>>17961642
this nigga just admitted he would suck a blood covered dick for a few million

>>17961642
This is a real offer; I will pay you one million dollars US cash if you eat the shit out of my dogs asshole and then suck off his little red rocket. I’ll film it, but I will never release the footage. I have a lawyer that will write up a binding contract, if I ever break that rule you’ll get 100% of my fortune.
What do you say?

>>17960973 (OP)
Fucking kek

>>17961701
Good thing he's not doing that and just wrestling, which he does for a living anyway. PDS trannies do be very deranged though

>>17960973 (OP)
what does this joke mean? I've never seen the simpsons

>>17961711
Anon....only someone with zero confidence and no worth in themselves wouldn't understand it. He's not literally sucking the cock, but his soul is. Go lift and focus on yourself and you'll understand one day

>>17961711
But what about you? Would you do it? I’m offering this to YOU. This is a chance to get out of the trailer park, or maybe get that plastic surgery you’ve always wanted. Maybe you could finally have a roof over your head or you could help your grandma retire from working at the Dollar General. Maybe you just want to take a vacation for once in your life.
Think about it. I’ll be here.

Miz vindicated again.

>>17961725
https://youtu.be/5yuL6PcgSgM

>>17960973 (OP)
>cringe Simpsons shit
Fuck off Maffew

>oh my God Lois this is just like that time CM Punk sucked a blood covered dick in Saudi Arabia

>>17961639
>oh my science, CM Punk!

>>17960973 (OP)
popped me

why do npcs hate saudi arabia? they simp for iran, yemen, hamas and hezbollah but the saudis are the one islamic fundamentalist country you're allowed to criticize

>>17960973 (OP)
kek based

>>17960973 (OP)
OY I HECKIN LOVE THE BLOODY SIMPSONS MATE EXCEPT I SKIP THE PARTS WITH APU AS RACISM IS A JAILABLE OFFENSE HERE IN THE GREAT UK

>I'm totally laughing. It's so funny that punk is getting six figures to wrestle one match. Hahaha

>>17963708
He sold his soul and sold out the people who he stood up for

>Phil get money

And he's going to hate every cent of it lmao

>>17961642
>>17961701
>>17961731
why are Punkschizos like this bros?

>>17960973 (OP)
no slidey LOL

>>17964808
they are sick freaks

>>17960973 (OP)
yea laugh at that millionaire about to make another million while your favorite is still in the bingo halls jobbing out to Nick Jackson lmao

>>17961650
i guarantee you serve blacks or hispanics in your job, fuck off with your pearl clutching, the money aint evil, if anything you sad fucks should be happy that the saudi sandnigs are a few million poorer now

>>17961701
In order for this to be a real legal offer there has to be some kind of consideration

>>17961701
I would shoot do that for a milly. Maybe even $100k.

>>17962035
>cuts to Phil deep throating it
No Phil, you just had to put it in your mouth, you don't have to put so much effort in
>literally forcing it down his throat and gagging and spittng all over it
Phil seriously, you can stop now, here's your payday
>starts slurping and passionately kissing and licking the cock
Okay Phil that's enough
>they try and pull him off but Phil pushes them away and carries on
Cuts back to Peter and the family watching TV

>>17967904
Me when a trans person of color is talking.

>>17960973 (OP)
Phil might just be the front runner for KWABTOY

>>17962961
Because it has a stable/friendly relationship with the US.

>>17967949
ahaaaaaaah

>>17960973 (OP)
Fuck you. Legitimately. Fuck you.
Leave Phill alone. Please.

>>17970168
No
kek

>>17970168
Nah. We will keep laughing at the man with most cucked soul forever.

cuck man Philip Cucks

>>17960973 (OP)
LMAO. AHHHH.

>>17967965
kek

>>17960973 (OP)
Jej

>>17971184
This.

>>17960973 (OP)
kek i saw this on the 'erk too

>>17960973 (OP)
This is the best OC I've seen on this sub in a long time.

>>17974899
upvoted

>>17963708
How much of that are you getting anon?

>>17961642
reminder that anons like this spent the better part of a decade insisting punk was broke because he owns real estate in chicago

>>17960973 (OP)
a british person made this meme

>>17961642
>he's going to make a million dollars for one day's of work,

>>17967949
Why are you writing out your gay fantasies?

>>17978715
he is that's why he needs to suck blood money covered dick now

>>17960973 (OP)
Kek

>>17980010
BTFO

>>17961642
Phil nearly roped over not main eventing wrestlemania as a millionaire, meanwhile the average third worlder will work the paddy field, rape his wife then go to bed happy as Larry.