Traditional 'ri Edition

(The Captain did not advance in the Queen of the ring tournament due to Roxie being quite the little trickster just like the Captain. Kairi did continue to look strong as the 'riturn is going well. With Asuka 'riturning next week, one could wonder if a Kabuki Warriors 'riunion is in the works or if the Captain will finally have to put the old lady down for good! 'rigardless of what happens, the Captain will 'rimain CUTE and SEXO as the adventure continues next week on Monday Night 'ri!!!)

Previous: >>17908726

Kairi sings the anti-blues:
https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-share

Theme of Kairi's Krew:
https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09

Socials:
https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/
https://x.com/kairi_official

>>17961048 (OP)
Kairi is cute

old kairi

Kairi pics from Raw

>>17961073
New Kairi

pancake butt

>>17961103
These bumps always scare me when it comes to the Captain. We just got her back...

last

>>17961120
Based as usual... are we getting a webm of the wave at some point?

>>17961180
Roxy is small enough to actually hit the Alabama Slam on

>>17961259
The women's belts all look better because of the white leather.

very pedophilic thread

>>17961332
why do you devote your life to spamming your waifu on /pw/ 24/7?
do you want to be a woman?
sick behavior if you ask me

>>17961357
answer my question unemployed basement dweller
why? just why?

we all know the reddit women's wrestling to tranny pipeline and you won't lie your way out of it anyway, joshipedo

>>17961357
They do be seething all the time

>>17961503
indeed, joshipedos do be seethin

Kek hoggers seethed

>>17961357
>>antis believe that finding a woman attractive makes you a tranny
>weird
he's lonely looking for more company on his trannycord

joshipedos malding again for being literal basement dwellers who do nothing but spam their waifu on /pw/ all day

Sad!

Why can't we just post about her in peace? Nobody seems to derange the tranny and BBC mental illness/containment threads on /b/ /soc/ or wherever, yet here we are

more pics

>>17961715
why do you feel the need to devote your life to posting your waifu on /pw/?

It's just part of being a Kairi fan. We love her. Plz understand.

>>17961843
>>17961847
>>17961851
Cute. She put on a great match tonight. Can't wait for the big reunion next week. Things are looking up for Joshichads.

>>17961856
>devote your life
you mean like what you do with your seething faggot friends everyday on trannycord? kek got em

>>17961934
quit projecting, we all know joshifags have a discord channel to goon together like the fags you are

looks like I hit a nerve. must have been the nerve right next to xher bussyhole and whatever feelings remain in the old axe wound

>>17961073
I love 'ri tushy

>>17961324
Lovers

>>17961881
Cuteeeeeee

>>17962443
>>17961073
the loveliest of pirates

>>17962452
Saved

>>17961324
Booba. Well at least for Iyo.

>>17962810
'ri and Iyo are kawaii

joshipedos still seething
we won't forget you're 40y/o divorced redditors who need to take their meds daily and post their waifu all day or they'll kill themselves for being too pathetic

>>17963191
SMOOOOOOOOCH
>>17963205
Kys niggerlover
You're not welcome here

>>17964056
Hoggalo is still upset

>>17963191
best lesbo couple.

>>17961048 (OP)
Very pretty

>>17964180
AEW is getting cancelled, WWE had a good week, he got worked by Papa H with Truth, AEWs 4 hour shoe was a disaster with another coming tomorrow and Lyra lost and has no title. It was a bad week.

>>17964056
I wonder if Kairi's sister ever visited her in Florida and they went to any of the theme parks together?

>>17964422
Lewd

Bump

>>17961325
OP is a total paedophile yes
I have prooft btw

joshipedos still be seething and projecting

>>17965047
Hogwheels be seething over WWE being dimes

>>17964422
Based Mami living the dream

>>17964685
'ri is sexo as hell

Anyone got the webms where kairi throws gold coins in the public and the one where she boops Morgan?

>>17965390
Marigold's Natsumi Showzuki, Kairi's tag team partner when they were rookies in Stardom. Don't know what the cardboard cutout was supposed to promote.

>>17965390
>who is the qt on the left?
Natsumom

>>17964315
Lost, has no title, was dabbed upon and humiliated by big bully becko

>>17966187
Kami-sama, arigato
Do you also have the one where she does the robot dance?

>>17965391

>>17966218
Many are laughing about this

>>17966386

>>17966395
>>17966386
Bloodbath for these coins

KAIRI IS CUTE!!!!!!

>>17966386
>>17966395
Does anyone actually know what these coins look like now? Are they like chocolate coins or does she still use the gimmick ones she had in NXT?

We need damage ctrl to be a thing again

>>17966903
My 40°C fever dreams be like

>>17966903
She and Iyo we together today

>>17967274
I miss this anime arc...

>>17966801
Nobody knows. She throws her doubloons on the ground just out of reach of the children.

>>17967958
Good
Little gremlins should stay out of violent showd

>>17964433
For some reason I thought that was from Japan because they closed the Jaws ride down a good ten years or so ago.

>>17966386
Did she throw these to the crowd last night before her match?

>>17968630
she did but they faded away right as she was about to throw them

>>17966903
Very cool, very western!

>>17968660
I guess the hope is that some fancam footage of it shows up soon. I was hoping the ad free version would show it and someone would clip it.

>>17969229
I think it's called the anchor because Kairi and her victim form the shape of an anchor when the hold is applied. The 'walking the plank' bit is the theatrical build up to her move known as the 'Sliding D'. I feel like the insane elbow is some pretty crazy shit and is therefore aptly named.

>>17969289
she can't really see with the eyepatch on

>>17969289
Based 'ri

[Sad News]
I organized all my 'ri's and found out I only have 325 of them...

>>17969942
Imagina having sub-1000 'ri's. A Kairi pauper, truly!

>>17969942
mine has
>7,780 items

Bros I miss 'ri on the mic...

>>17969985
No doubles
>>17970030
I'm trying
>>17970042
Dangerously based

are there any pics of kairi eating?

>>17970414
I don't have any of her actually eating but I have a few 'ri's with food

>>17970501
>>17970501
Yea I've probably got a couple pics of Kairi drinking or posing with food - but not actually eating. Maybe she doesn't need even to eat. The bodily functions of princesses are a mystery.

>>17970551
She doesn't poop. She teleports her logs I the shoes of antis with pirate magic.

>Almost 30 posts just vansished ITT off 1 ban
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/search/tnum/17961048/deleted/deleted/
>more proof this schizo weirdo is talking to himself ITT
the fuckin state of you............

>>17970731
Kek ya just gotta love the scallywag

>>17970998
Who are you anyway, the /arrrr/ police? Take your questionable analysis where it's wanted, dweeb

>>17970998
Sounds like YAJ got ya bubblin

>>17970082
same

>>17970998
you point out how much of a loser he is and he just goes "well you're the one who likes girls!" or "y y ya bubblin?" like a 15 year old who just found the internet

>>17970414
This is the only pic I have of Kairi actually eating something.

>>17970501
>ywn have her in front of you like this
bwos...

why do i find it so cute that she does the spinning arms backwards balance thing before jumping off the turnbuckle

>>17971113
fun fact, if you phone post without cookies there is literally nothing tranny janny can do. it's why that one namefag I have filtered never gets banned.

>>17972844
>>17972849
padded bra

>>17972844
>>17972849
Young 'ri

>>17973185
Yum

How can one pirate be so based?

last

>>17973185
padded bra

>>17974709
based, thanks webm guy

>>17974685
THIS is what I asked for, thanks king!
>>17972076

Webm chad... could you make one of the corner spot where Kairi noped out on the super superplex and waved at Roxie and Liv as they got slammed by Mami?

>>17975788
Second this

Iyo in the box

>>17976525
Why does Kairi not appear to be enthusiastic about her mystery box prize?

>>17976848
Iyo had been sneaking up in her and scaring her all day

>>17976907
Hojo Tojo at the Dojo

Kairi would shoot HEEM Elizabeth Swann and I'm tired of pretending it would be anything but a total squash.

>>17977568
Elizabeth Swann would be doing a swan dive right off the plank brother

Need a trad 'ri girlfriend

anyone miss the times when michael cole made kairi seem such a big menace when she came to save damage ctrl at their start?

>>17978889
She still is a menace to my heart...

>>17975788
>>17975841

>>17979063
kek thanks

>>17979063
U da man

>>17975788
>>17975841
also this
>>17979063
thanks dude

>>17976848
IYO plundered Kairi's booty
>>17977568
Kairi has bigger booba

>>17978889
he keeps fucking no selling her and making fun of her being a pirate, what a faggot
>>17978770
Kairi mogging mayu hard

>>17977734
>>17979205
It sucks that Elizabeth is the Pirate Queen and technically outranks Kairi, though queens seem to have a 50/50 chance of being evil. But a princess is always the super-cute heroic type of gal. Which is better, I think.

>>17979063
Kek kairi is funny af

>>17979627
Kairi would murk that hoe with her insane elbow

>>17979063
Kairi is so based

Kairi without makeup and with her old nose looks like one of those red pandas

Would you like Kairi if she became a flipper?
I think her elbow looks quite good but I don't think the stiff style works for her, she is just too cute and too small compared to her coworkers.

>>17980162
flips are based so yes
but she can't even do a kip up correctly, i don't think becoming a high flyer at 36 years old is feasible

>>17980235
That's a good point

>>17980235
She seems proud of her kip-up, even if it looks a little goofy. I'd like to see her use some drops and throws a bit more like that stunner or her 'riDT. Moves that don't need much strength to look good.

>>17980150
if you mean cute, then yes

>>17979627
queens are hags
princesses are cute

>go into random catalogue thread
>something says something bad about a girl
>retard blames "iyofag" even if the girl being shat on is part of the greater joshi alliance or the smol alliance

>>17979651
she is a goofster
>>17980162
she isn't athletic enough to be a flipper

>>17980150
panko?
>>17980235
the shitty hojo kip ups with the shout are up there with her throwing the coins at everyone except for children in terms of funny trolling shit she does

It sucks that we have to have the potato theater on our show. either they need to split up IYO and Kairi, which I don't want, or Kairi can never be in the midcard belt scene without being a jobber. Like if she was on slopdown they could do a decent Kairi vs Giulia for the US title program

>>17981462
every week we get a shitty Becky and Lyra talking segment that nobody gives a shit about. Meanwhile, the champion IYO just has to sit in the back and get 10 seconds of screen time

>>17981462
They are still being referred to as Damage CTRL, right? We'll see what happens once Asuka returns, I guess. I'm certain the Kabuki's will get another title run.
The way I see it - Kairi is undeniably a jobber... But she jobs to the likes of Rhea, Bianca etc. It's better being a jobber to the main card than a mid-card contender. More screen time.

>>17981619
and a shitty seff segment and a shitty sami segment
the only good weekly segments are the judgment day ones
>>17981651
Kairi and Riv both said Damage CTRL is dead and I don't think they announce IYO or Kairi as being in damage ctrl anymore

>>17980361
>>17980368
Nice Hojo

These last 4 RAWs have been the first time Kairi has been established as a singles wrestler on the main roster

>>17981702
It helps that 2 of the matches were tournament matches and RAW has a super smol women's roster

>>17981006
>throwing the coins at everyone except for children
She'd done it 3 times now...denied the children their doubloons. It's definitely on purpose. Kairi is blatantly disrespecting the business and will ruin wrestling!

>>17981721
the best is the time she threw them into the crowd on the side with no kids and then threw them into the isle so the kids couldn't reach them on the side with kids

>>17981762
Yea it seems as though she is becoming more creative with her coin denial. Kairi must really enjoy the looks of disappointment on those kids faces. Very pirate-like behavior.

>>17982411
Kairi is a famous troll

>>17982451
a beautiful one while at it

anyone got the webm of kairi hitting belair with her signature hit when she returned?

>>17981762
To be fair she had her eye patch on so I don't think she saw them

>>17983234
Toes

>>17983234
Damn 'ri is HOT

Kairi's soft, smooth, completely hairless and slightly moist pits!

>>17983234
HOLY fucking yumola!!!

>>17983234
>>17983496
I'm having thoughts about Kairi right now that are similar to the ones I've had about Iyo for a long time. I think I'm 'ri pilled now too

>>17983999
Kairi is a top tier waifu

>>17981711
When Bryan Alvarez was reviewing the 4 way qualifier on Wrestling Observer Live he brought up something to the effect that Kairi was supposed to win the qualifier for MitB. I hope they keep whatever momentum and plan they have for Kairi going up and hopefully get at least one of the midcard titles by the end of the year.

>>17983496
>wedding ring

>>17984169
Indeed she's

>>17984365
'ri needs the IC title

>>17984430
Batmanbros, we're back

Stay vigilant 'ritards, AEW got bodied by NXT again and averaged 400 something K. Board is gonna be wild for a bit.

Why is Pigvert seething in the Kairi thread this time?

>>17983496
>>17983234

>>17983234
>>17983496
GOOD HEAVENS

so many filters her face doesn't even match her body

>>17985172
AEW lost again and did a sub 500k average

>>17985172
He's crippled... I would be pissed too.

>>17984365
i don't think kairi was supposed to win the MITB qualifier, i think they needed rhea on the card to sell tickets. i do believe, however, that she was not supposed to eat the pin, and get a renewed solo push. and i think they're just gonna book her like the pin didn't happen. not like eating a rhea pins means that much.

>>17986988
anybody have any idea how much this weighs? it looks like a lot

>>17983234
>>17983496
Iyo's post confirms they were out there together

>>17986321
wish I could filter you, ya big ol' bumface

>>17987106
those are just two really large oreos so maybe 20 pounds?

>>17987124
Seems like Iyo introduced Kairi to her favorite spot for joshi contemplation.

>>17983496
so she wore a bathing suit in the desert for that one pic? do they plan their trips when they go to different cities?

>>17984430
not like this, divorced 'ri bros
>>17984365
I thought that was just a rumor

>>17985047
>>17985172
wheels is flipping out about 'ri specifically?
>>17984597
I almost wish 'ri was on slopdown because the US title seems more obtainible than the potato vortex title

>>17986943
lel
>>17986349
well will assplay did say gayew sucks

>>17986993
thanks
>>17987000
yeah it isn't like half the roster hasn't been pinned by Rhea anyway.

>>17987124
Kairi posted on IG at least that the 2 had dinner together
>>17987179
is that how they plan the trips out beforhand? 'ri is wearing a bathing suit so they knew the 'river was there

>>17987229
That's why I thought as well, but this is like the second time Chico brought it up, so I have to think that Kairi was supposed to go over a d get in the MitB match.

>>17987347
weird, because I'd think Rhea wouldn't have cared about putting Kairi over

>>17983496
>>17983234
Riv riked this on Ig

>>17986943
is that true?

>>17987454
Rhea wouldn't mind, but that doesn't work for Hunter.

>>17988007
'fraid so

>>17987347
did he outright say that it was a scoop from the inside or just what he thought was supposed to happen

>>17988118
Poor Kairi got screwed

The hoes and thots have no control over our Pirate Princess.

>>17989053
Based Kairi no-selling degeneracy and vulgarity.

new feud alert

>>17988440
The way he phrased it, it was like a fact and not speculation or second hand knowledge. The most recent time he mentioned it was this past Tuesdays WOL, or at least the Monday on previewing Raw.

>>17990634
Based!

>>17989053
kek at kairi not reacting
>>17990634
>you
>deserve
>it
>clap
>clap
>clap
>clap
>clap

>>17990833
So Rhea was not supposed to be in the finish of 2 matches in a row? She also spent like half of the MitB match laying under the ladders on the floor

>>17990634
Based Hojo operating the anti jew catapult
https://x.com/ImChelseaGreen/status/1933538407419875806
seriously how the fuck do they do this safely?

>>17992004
>seriously how the fuck do they do this safely?
they didn't

>>17991272
Just the three way qualifier Zoey blew out her knee. The four way was to build the Liv-Roxy Judgment Day angle.

>>17993120
Rhea wasn't involved in the QotR finish, it was Roxy pinning Kairi. if Kairi pinned Zoey then Rhea wouldn't have factored into the finish of either match

>>17993263
Right. Kairi got pinned by Roxanne and passed it off as saving Liv from taking it and therefore keeping the progress of the Liv and Roxanne story going with the overall shitstirring Finn is doing which will eventually result in the demise of Judgement Day. Rhea doesn't need to do qualifiers for anything because she's at the top of the card and Hunter can plug her in anywhere. If there was a heel champ denying her a match, then her doing qualifiers would be a part of that story progression.

>>17990634
Jewess fears the joshi

>>17994247
it is silly she is doing qualifiers
>asuka's return was spoiled because they wanted to make gay uso the mystery man

>>17995684
I want to point out
>israel starts world war III
>for some reason moderation is now slow or nonexistent on basically every board
there is so much more shitposting website wide today. there was a nash got raped thread on /v/

I get the brazilian and florida flags, but why is there a flag for the foreign nation of california?

>>17996080
BJJ got popular in California when introduced to the US. A lot of instructors are originally from there.

>>17996827
reverse neat

>it's a tranny janny bans me for 3 days for off topic post without linking to the post episode
meanwhile hogwheels is allowed to stamp the IYO thread with ai slop anti images and call people jeets in every thread.

>>17996080
Riddle the Diddler

Cumming for Kairi!

watch out kairi bros, figwheels is in this thread reporting posts. phone posting is highly advised

Insane EL-BUMP

>>17998885
I don't care I've just been posting 'ri's

>>18000248
I have to figure out how to make my 'ri folder accessible on my phone internet

Boomp

>>18000248
It's because of actions like this that make it hard for Kairi to be a heel. She's cute even when she's trying to be mean. And signing autographs ringside during a match doesn't help build her heel aura.

>>18001228
Like when she was a heel and stole Naomi's jacket and proceeded to have a dance party

>>18001335
She is too cute and funny to be a heel, she could be the best baby face

>>17998885
He must've gotten murked. He always seethes like a little hoe when he gets murked

>>17998885
I'm an upstanding member of the 4chan community. Wheels ain't got shit on me.

>>18002102
lol not me. I'll have to checked when I get home but I think I got a global ban for saying bongs are ass at shooting and that they needed to be bailed out of both world wars and that Egypt beat them in a war.
fucking bong jannies have the thinnest skin. they can dish it out but they cant handle the bants at all. like I cannot think of a country more thin skinned

>your drink anon-kun

>>18002596
YAJ ya wild son

>>17990634
i think HHH should just give into his natural smark/joshiGOD instincts and attempt to reinvent the smackdown women's midcard scene as a ripoff of mid 2010's stardom.
they can fit in any new girls that weren't there at that time or have some connection that would be on-theme.
>kairi and chelsea comedy kino over the US belt
>TNA loans out tessa to feud with mariah and establish her
>viper vs evie (bring her home hunter) david vs goliath
>giulia and KLR feud to see who can get CTE first
>nick aldis forced to start wearing a rossy style hat (this is never addressed on the show)

>>18003755
Sounds good

Jav KAIRI went hard at times

>>18004681
As expected of JAV KAIRI!

Kairi and the giantess

>>18001228
>>18001335
she is way too smol and cute to be a believable heel.
>>18003754
turns out I didnt get banned. weird cause I had like 8 posts in that thread deleted and that thread deleted but no ban.
I really need to stop going on /k/. the catalogue there is more ass than /pw/ or /pol/. it's legit like 99% retarded yuro astro turfed threads about muh war and only 1% about guns. like I have 95 threads on there hidden. it's basically as bad as the not wrestling catalogue threads here but there arent any good generals on /k/ to make up for it. what really annoys me is they used to have a
>no current events
rule/sticky but they removed it so the entrie fucking thing is
>muh on going wars
no one cares about

>>18003755
why does chelsea have a mustache ?

>>18005014
>>18004681
there is a korean? woman who did kairi and Asuka cosplay porn. she's the same asian chick who you saw with the maga porn

>>18003755
Based

Tomorrow is Monday Night 'ri lads

>>18003755
>>giulia and KLR feud to see who can get CTE first
This would go so hard fuck

[BREAKING FREAKING NEWS] kairi sane vs liv morgan announced for tomorrow night

>>18006734
Sauce?

Workhorse Kairi has wrestled every week since coming back.

>>18006746
scrap daddy himself’s weekly preview
https://x.com/WWE/status/1934285615379493305

>>18006790
Nice

why kairi vs liv again

>>18007083
probably gonna have Nikki Bella interfere to build to their singles match at Evolution, and I guess to give Kairi another win to set up a tag team title match at some point

>>18007100
if they can get brie back (which the dirt sheets said they’re trying to) they’ll probably do livquel vs the bellas for the tag belts
they should do a triple threat between kairi iyo and asuka if triple retard doesn’t want to set up any real feuds for iyo or feed her to rhea yet

>>18007083
I'm assuming they are trying to set up either IYO v Liv or Sky Pirates vs JD or kabuki warriors vs jd
>>18006778
she was on pace for like top 5 most matches at one point last year

>>18007613
When does Liv's movie come out? They might have JD drop the titles to the Sky Pirates because she will need to go promote her movie. Have Big Chalupa turn on her for Roxie and write her off for a while.

>>18008092
liv seems to have had a bit part, i doubt she'll be involved in any promotion for it
they gave her 2 weeks off to go film, even if she does go promote it, it won't take longer than that so she wouldn't have to drop

>>18005630
Yuna has grown exponentially since then, but the boobs are very nice and milky.

>>18008092
the movie didn't finish filming until the end of last month, I believe. No release date yet, but it's not a massive film or anything so it shouldn't be too long

>>18008289
She's gotta drop the straps at some point before she fights over Dom with Roxanne

>>18009895
last year they had Dom turn on Rhea at SummerSlam, so they could do it again with him turning on Liv at SummerSlam this year where he costs her and Raquel the tag team titles.

>>18010052
What if they make Dom a pirate and stick him with 'ri?

>>18010275
He's already an outlaw. Only 1 step from there to full blown piracy. I for one would get behind this.

Kairi is CUTE

>>18011000
I wonder if they're still friends. Is Natsumi a job-artist like Kairi?

>>17986349
AEW sucks

>Barely ages
>Sexy with a dark allure
>Superhuman reflexes
>No issues being bloodied
Is...is Kairi a Vampire?

>>18011278
Tomboy 'ri

>>18011326
She takes mirror selfies and we've seen photos of her in broad daylight which are things Vampires can't do
No, what she is is a Succubus, same with her friend Shirakawa

>>18011693
Kek those Japanese succubi are just the worst, I hear

>>18011764
They go around telling you how horny they are

>>18011820
I wish they'd let me know this in person, because I would sacrifice my body and soul to satiate thier nefarious needs.

>>18006666
quads with kairi in action too >>18008092
I dont think Liv will miss any significant amount of time for that film at this point

>>18010602
>>18011030
source?

Monday Night 'ri is here lads

>>18006790
>gets to keep working with the prima'ri players
Based

>>18012099
I spotted Kairi cruising the streets of Green Bay for black rods last night

>>18012099
Thank God

weird how janny never does shit about the cuck poster

>>18012079
My eyes

>KAIRI, KAIRI SANE

>>18012910
You have a gross fetish

Kairi needs to get implants like Trish Stratus had, then the bimbo transformation is complete

>>18013558
Maybe it's him

>>17961048 (OP)
Kairi is the best!

>>18014573
Don't forget stripping and barking like a dog. That's an important part of the process too.

>>18014756
I would pay to see that

Mfw people don't worship the Captain

NEW THREAD
>>18014887
>>18014887
>>18014887

Kairi is the GOAT

Kairi is cool