Thread 17969080

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>>17969080 (OP)
>JAJAJAJAJAJAJA

is this the most RENT FUCKING FREE a wrestler has been in the mind of aewtards?

That's a man-roe

>>17969080 (OP)
Nigga, you need to get a life

>>17969106
simp

>>17969089
If you weren't a deluded simp you'd know that'd easily be CM Punk

>>17969113
thats true its definitely punk. but this is nearing punk levels at this point and i don't get why lol

>>17969080 (OP)
You get what you fucking deserve

>>17969089
>e-drones still seething that jon moxley left
>e-drones still seething that edge left
>e-drones still seething that daniel bryan left
>e-drones still seething that buddy murphy left
>e-drones still seething that adam cole left
>e-drones still seething that cesaro left
>e-drones still seething that FTR left
>e-drones still seething that ricochet left

>>17969080 (OP)
>A LIFETIME OF MEDIOCRITY

>>17969125
>nearing punk levels
Not even close

>>17969159
I don't think anyone gives a shit about any of them kek

>>17969404
why you lying

>>17969159
Lmfao are you serious with that list?

>>17969422
you finna cry

>>17969159
If every single one of these got fired today the only ones getting a call are Dean for a Shield nostalgia run and Atom because HHH is a mark for midgets.

>>17969089
I really thought after the first week it would die down but somehow they've only gotten worse. Monroe Derangement Syndrome is taking over

>>17969414
Literally no one on that list matters. You might have an argument for Edge but that's about it. Most everyone agrees he was shit way before he left anyway. You can't seriously believe anyone cares about Buddy of all fucking people.

>>17969159
>he actually wrote up a list
holy fucking gotten to. a simple yes would've sufficed

>>17969080 (OP)
fumbled herself

>>17969113
aewtists hate and seethe about anyone who leaves their cult, but Punk shoot kicked the shit out of three of the cult leaders and one of their twink followers before he left, so he carries a special level of hate from the cultists. I'm not sure why Blake is causing them to melt down so hard, but I assume it has something to do with the inceldom that runs rampant amongst aewfags

>>17969460
>You can't seriously believe anyone cares about Buddy of all fucking people.
with all those cuck jokes you do lol

>>17969460
>Literally no one on that list matters.
Hey now. Edg--
>You might have an argument for Edge but that's about it.
Oh. Okay. Kek carry on

>>17969465
kek this retard is seething
>>17969472
kek this incel is seething

>>17969471
More people have talked about her in these past 2 weeks than in the entire 2 years she was in AEW. Keep malding

>>17969477
Like I said, might. He's considered washed and terrible and the only argument you had. Everyone else is a literal fucking who that no one outside of this place has thought twice about.

>>17969503
He's old and smarks hate him but he can still go and crowds love him. Your overall point I wouldn't even begin trying to argue though. You're entirely right. I'm just an Edge mark kek

>>17969519
I've never been a fan but he doesn't seem like a bad guy or anything. I'm indifferent to him. He made his money and I get wanting to go out on your terms. The rest of that list is straight shit though kek.

>>17969519
>he can still go and crowds love him
wow look at that crowd that came to see edge at aew!

>>17969456
They genuinely loved her, and she's the biggest homegrown AEW star who's ever ditched them to go to the big leagues. They're absolutely heartbroken.

>>17969569
It does seem really personal and not the usual console bullshit that drives this board.

>>17969569
oh no we will definitely miss blake =(

>>17969569
yeah this has legitimately mindbroken at least a few aewcels here. it's fascinating in a very sad way

>>17969569
Kek Jade was bigger and that bitch busted hard for WWE

>>17969585
i read the women of aew general, you definitely will be missing her

>>17969634
nah theres plenty of hotter women

>>17969644
why was she the most posted woman in there by far then? i followed the thread

>>17969552
I didn't say AEW was drawing big ones kek. But the people that do show up pop for him. I'm an Edge mark, not an aewtist. Calm your mantits

>>17969569
>Biggest homegrown star
Who is Cody (launched his main event career)
Who is Jade
Who is Penta
Who is Fenix
Who is Ricky Saints

>>17969656
edge sucks lil bro

>>17969585
How's Megan's booking going by the way?

>>17969653
idk schizo

>>17969661
Guarantee you Carlos is melting down on this board kek

>>17969669
great rebuttal. just say you're upset she left bro its fine to admit it. the threads been noticeably slower since she left for wwe

>>17969661
am i suppose to know this random screenshot with a dude with a bunch of numbers in his username?

>>17969617
Jade was never world champion and by the time Jade left most AEW fans were tired of her shtick. Meanwhile Mariah's last impression on them was the first ever women's match outside of Japan to get Dave's 5 golden intergalactic space stars and the culmination to the best story AEW's ever put out. They never even got to give Mariah her flowers over it before she hightailed it out of there kek

>>17969681
>1 waifu schizo spamming her Instagram posts
and her generals get archived pretty quick
sounds like she's not as popular as you think

>>17969681
why do you care about what i care about?

>>17969666
Hey come on now man. I like him

>>17969691
because you're doing the
>I-I NEVER LIKED HER ANYWAY
and its disingenuous. you'd be happier if you were honest with yourself

>>17969661
Quit posting your normie media screenshots here, Carlos. ICE is on their way if you don't comply, CHUD

>>17969159
I miss Danielson that is all. Wish one finger only would have fucked off much sooner.

>>17969700
are you crying?

>>17969717
nah but by the state of this board you have been for a week straight

>>17969653
Kek this. Those threads turned to a ghost town after it was finally clear she actually left. But they've totally replaced her with Kekla

>>17969806
you got a stacked roster full of women wrestlers with no male stars lmfaoo

>>17969125
>i don't get why lol
Tony Khan pays trolls to bury people he feels jilted him. The obvious one is Joey Janela. Janela seems harmless enough and really hasn't been that successful outside of a few select Indies, but bring him up anywhere online and people seethe about him in a way that isn't really warranted for a relative nobody in the business. Tony was also clearly worked by Punk and the Brawl In stuff. Mariah pisses him off because she got the belt at Wembley. Tony is a thinned skinned bitch that has access to daddy's money, so you are going to have to deal with constant Mariah seethe threads for the next three years because one of his toys left the toy chest.

>>17969834
I make zero arguments to that. I say let the women take over in that case. They're becoming more and more popular as the months go by compared to most of the guys too

>>17969834
>you got a stacked roster full of women wrestlers with no male stars
And yet the only women that get booked are Horseface, Fat Lesbian, and Willow Nightingale. AEW is a pudding match away from a milly and all you are going to see is non-stop female shitters shitting up the ring and the occasional Young Bucks match.

>>17970010
holy schizo

>>17970035
If I'm a schizo and the Mariah hate threads are organic, where have these "organic" threads been for the last year when she was signed with AEW?

>>17970050
>why weren't people laughing at her name that just debuted today last year
Are you really dumb enough that you need someone to answer this?

>>17970065
There are no less than 18 threads about Mariah May on /pw/ right now and most of them aren't about her new name. This almost exceeds Punk levels of seethe. This isn't just about a name. This isn't organic either.

>>17970095
you got me I have to go pick up my check from TK tomorrow kek

>>17970050
There were a few retarded ones that got recycled every so often. People have been seething over her for a while. Now. That said. What's taken place over the past week is on a completely different level. She's never been spammed about, good or bad, the way it's been since she showed up in NXT. The Monroe Derangement Syndrome is very real

>>17970102
I would assume AEW uses direct deposit, so you probably don't need to pick up a physical check.

>>17970103
schizo

>>17970095
you really need to consider telling your doctor about all of this so they can find the treatment plan that works for you

>>17970117
You don't need to sign your post. Just write what you wanna say and post it brother

>>17970123
So the 18 Mariah May threads in the catalog can be logically explained by what exactly? And where were they for the last year when she was signed by AEW?

>>17969080 (OP)
>I made a HUGE mistake

>>17970146
They aren't Mariah May threads, they are "Blake Monroe" threads, ya schizo freak

>>17970095
If they schizo post hard enough maybe WWE will magically disappear.

>>17969159
And I mean FOLKS...

Tony fumbled that bad this time?

>>17969080 (OP)
Yup yup

>>17969159
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>>17969159
Oooh this one got under their skin

>>17969159
>>e-drones still seething that jon moxley left
DEAN is a shitter but he is missed because of The Shield
>>e-drones still seething that edge left
I dont think anyone cares even me who does like Edge. His return run since 2020 has been dogshit.
>>e-drones still seething that daniel bryan left
Meh he peaked in 2014 and he was based as a heel in 2019 but meh
>>e-drones still seething that buddy murphy left
LMAO NO ONE GIVES A FUCK
>>e-drones still seething that adam cole left
See above
>>e-drones still seething that cesaro left
See above
>>e-drones still seething that FTR left
See above times a billion
>>e-drones still seething that ricochet left
I'm happy he fucked off since I fuckint hated Samantha

>>17969159
Of that list, I'd literally only want Danielson back if he worked his vegan heel gimmick, Buddy Mathews, and Cesaro can still probably put guys over like Sheamus does now. I'd also appreciate it if you took Melikely Blacks back.

>>17969080 (OP)
Triple Fumble is on a heater. Fraid so

>>17969159
I will give you the benefit of the doubts, but fucking RICOCHET out of all people?

>>17973426
As a former edrone, I can personally attest to the fact that Ricochet was my last straw. Daniel Bryan was a bitter pill to swallow, but I realized with the loss of Ricochet, my hopes of the WWE returning to its attitude era greatness were forever gone. Ricochet was a modern-day Stone Cold with his flawless promos and Greek god esque physique. He could have carried the WWE to new heights.

>>17970050
Nobody watches that fed besides the occasional webm or pic to jerk off to

>>17973374
>Melikey Blacks

>>17969159
No truth detected.

>>17969080 (OP)
kek what a dimeless bitch