Thread 17972405

A Star-Studded 4-Hour Summer Blockbuster Event Starring Omega, Okada, Ospreay, Strickland, Timeless Toni Storm & More!...
AEW Summer Blockbuster live TONIGHT! from The Theater of the Clouds at Moda Center in Portland, OR
8/7pm CT on TBS & Streaming on MAX!

>Kenny Omega vs. Kazuchika Okada Contract Signing!
>Will Ospreay vs. Swerve Strickland 2!
>AEW Women's World Champion Toni Storm vs. Julia Hart w/ The CEO Mercedes Mone on Commentary
>The Hurt Syndicate vs. Speedball Mike Bailey, Komander, & Kevin Knight in a Trios Match
>Mistico Returns!
>TayJay (Anna Jay & Tay Melo) vs. Megan Bayne & Penelope Ford
>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher vs. Anthony Bowens
>The Toxic Spider Thekla vs. Queen Aminata
>And More!

** 31 Days Out From All In Texas **

>>17972405 (OP)
BASED!

Tickets for All In are selling BIGLY after announcing Omega V Okada. Crazy that we're just a month away now

Looks pretty based ngl

No buddy??

>>17972405 (OP)
CM Punk won

>>17972405 (OP)
BASED

>>17972846
Nobody respects this clown. His word carries no weight. Just an empty echo from a spineless social chameleon who molds himself to whatever crowd he thinks will tolerate him.

>>17972865
He exposed gAyEW for being a fucking clown show so I'll always like him for that

>>17972878
Yeah okay fag whatever helps you sleep at night

CINEMA
TIME FOR DA GOOD GUYS

>>17972405 (OP)
>4 hours
why?

>>17972938
Because quality, pedophile that’s why

I want me some Jamie tonight

>>17972938
For the sickos

I assume we get a bunch of lucha stuff since Grand Slam Mexico is next week and MJF-Mistico isnthe only thing kinda announced.

Remember last week and how much FUN we had in the Gamethreads. We were just gonna leave it at that, but it sounds like seething trannies were trying to derail the Smackdown thread in Friday.

So now you wait as we decide what, if any, your punishment shall be. Apologize now and all will be forgiven. Don't apologize and you will reap the whirlwind. Reap it!

>>17972988
The fuck are you babbling about. Nobody watches Smackdown. That shit is a ghost town

I watch smackdown. For Buddy.

I'm going to All In Texas. I'm gonna be able to say I saw Omega vs Okada 5 in person

>>17973067
he's just as likely to show up there as on dynamite LMAO

>>17973500
based

>>17973358
Hey FUCK YOU

>>17972405 (OP)
>from The Theater of the Clouds at Moda Center in Portland, OR
RIP to whichever wrestler is dumb enough to leave valuables visible in their rental car because you know those windows are going to get broken in Portland

>>17973664
They usually just take a shuttle from the hotel, don’t they?

>>17973664
>Portland has a higher crime rate compared to many other cities in the state and nationwide
>Whites make up 67% of the population in Portland
>291 crimes per square mile

Sounds like Detroit but instead of blacks it's whites. The hell is going on there

TNA is showing their ppv on youtube at 8pm est. I HIGHLY suggest everyone here watch that instead

>>17973707
You couldn't pay me to watch TNA

>>17973707
lol

>>17973704
It’s blacks anon.

>>17973707
Collision should move to Thursdays.

>>17973669
They do but some of them get rentals if they want to explore. I know Rosa had he car broken into when they were in Portland last year.

>>17973798
Eww

>>17973798
If you have a bag or anything shiny in your vehicle, they will break your back window in 2 seconds and steal your shit. They dont work alone either. Get away driver is never far off

Quick update

I reported WWE's World's Collide stream for botting. Youtube emailed me back today and told me they have restricted WWE's World's Collide video.

Seems like they 100% did bot their views. Not even IShowSpeed gets those types of numbers and he's the biggest streamer on Youtube.

GET FUCKED WWE

>>17973848
Lmao thank you for your service

4 hours of PURE KINO. God bless you Tony Khan

>>17973848
Based kek

>>17973830
>They dont work alone either. Get away driver is never far off
I see that shit a lot in the Bay Area. Always bulbasaurs. I'm glad it hasn't caught on in SoCal. Also a reason why I'll never buy an SUV and prefer sedans.

>>17973848
Hating on WWE in an AEW thread, makes sense. Enjoy your whole night of samefagging.

>>17972498
he’s injured

>>17972878
no he didnt. he repeated cornette talking points. the weak minded bitch was actually gaslit by cucknette to sperg out

Rampage ass card

>>17972958
i want me some jamie every night

>>17973848
Holy shit lmfao wwe is so pathetic

>>17973848
you’re doing Gods work

>>17974036
>No butt straps
I shoot love her

>>17973848
Send that shit to Fightful or the SEC, unironically. WWE would technically be defrauding investors by reporting fake numbers

>>17972405 (OP)
BASED

>>17974036
I want to kiss her biceps.

>>17972405 (OP)
FUCK YEAH 4 WHOLE HOURS OF PURE SICKO KINO
LETS'
FUCKIN
GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

>>17973848
KWAB
FUCK THE FED

>>17972988
What in the flying fuck are you babbling about you illiterate crying bitch ?
Don't you have some female wrestlers to stalk?

>>17972988
>the Smackdown thread in Friday.
It's ON Friday you braindead ESL street shitter faggot

>>17973848
popped me

NBA finals finna bring the first 2 hours down to 500k kek

>>17973848
holy fucking based

>>17974239
two anti draw teams nobody cares

>>17973848
Just looked it up on YouTube and not only did the video appear and play without any issue, it also served up two ads before starting the show. I let the two ads play in their entirety and then closed the window.

>>17974265
Restricted could mean many things. They could have gotten a warning though

>>17974296
>restricted could mean many things…it could even mean unrestricted

>>17974009
Nah you are.

>>17974265
Good goy

>>17973848
based as fuck

>>17974265
kek you're so gotten-to xD

>>17973848
the idea that they had 4.1 million views is so laughable and delusional that it could only come from WWE

Any update on Darby? Last I heard he was climbing down Mt. Everest and that was the last update

>>17974413
He’ll be back with buddy.

>no Mina

Until next week is it then

CEO
CEO
CEO
CEO

>>17974389
I don’t dont they had many “views”, but it’s on one of the biggest youtube channel channels in a world and what qualifies as a view is so vague. That number includes people who watched like a minute of it. It also counts as two views if you watch it, close it, and watch it again live.

>>17974463
I dont think everything on the poster is the full 4hrs.
Collision half maybe ?

>>17974463
Probably somewhee during the Toni match.

>>17974493
>>17974494
I know but I'm better off watching the highlights after the show than waiting for her 2 minutes in it.

>>17974482
Imagine the delicious mocha caramel taste of her dripping wet pussy juices

>>17972405 (OP)
4 hours and not single title match announced is dumb

>>17974330
my dick is

>>17972420
I knew this would happen.

Reminder we get a kino video package for Omega and Okada tonight

>>17972846
yeah the KWABOTY 2025 Award for being a victim of his own self imposed hypocrisy he could have avoided completely
His 2nd after his 2023 win.
4th if we count retroactive/historic 2016 and 2018 wins.

>>17974511
She is there anyway according to her IG and will be doing something on the show it looks like

WE LOVE YOU GOAT

>>17974928
how does someone with this appearance go out anywhere without constant attention?

>>17974823
If you can win KWABOTY off of being a hypocrite alone, almost everyone in the wrestling business would be a winner

Toni is so based for sentencing Mariah to a lifetime of mediocrity. She knew Mariah was an e-drone traitor so she cursed her on the way out. I love my timeless women’s champion.

>>17974928
she looks cute without makeup

What if Swerve and Ospreay go 60 minutes?

>>17975284
That would be a mistake. Only the first 30 minutes will be unopposed. After that, it will go against the NBA. Swerve and Will will not retain viewers past 30.

>>17975292
If the match is good enough people won't switch over

I hope Tay does alright in her first AEW match back.

>>17975284
They can’t cause it’s not a title match. Wouldn’t be surprised if it’s a 30 minute draw though.

>>17975313
GYAT DAYUM I didn't know she was putting out content like that. I'm guessing this is pre-pregnancy though

>>17972405 (OP)
badass, i'm in.

>>17975364
Yeah it's all pre-pregnancy. Tay hasn't posted anything lewd since she gave birth.

>>17975373
uh oh stinky

We love you GOAT!

>>17974189
What will be the collision overrun main event?

are you ready for Swerve/Ospreay to go 60? [I am not]

>>17975422
is she the female ultimo dragon when it comes to having multiple belts at the same time? what other woman had that many belts

thekla owes me sex

>>17975651
Poor substitute for Mariah though :(

They keep stealing our toys

>>17975538
Hopefully a sick ass lucha trios match or some crazy hardcore shit or something

>>17975659
Sex with Thekla would be a hell of lot more exciting than with Mariah. She'd go spider style on your dick.

>>17975659
Toni was a hotter Mariah anyway
We got our use out of her.

>>17975659
>Blake Monroe

We're about to lose to NXT for the infinite wk in a row
>726,000 (0.20)
now I see why you call them E-Gods, they're all powerful and run this board

>>17975659
Mariah has a man face and I'm tired being silent about it

where all my sickos at

>>17972938
the sickos yearn for collision at midnight

>>17975689
It's funny to me that e-drones are defending her shitty new name while also still calling her Mariah lmao

>>17975700
>>17975699
YESSSSSS HAHAHAHA

>>17972405 (OP)
Who will win the Brian Wilson Memorial Battle Royal?

>>17975700
Need a 15 minute overrun tonight

Ospreay, Bandido, and Anna Jay went to an all women's soccer team practice sesh. Apparently this female soccer team will be attending tonight!

https://x.com/AEW/status/1932931753628389447

>>17975699
I’m so SICK of waiting for buddy amirite

>>17975794
A show no one watches promotes another show no one watches?

so whose going over between Ospreay and Swerve or is it going to be a draw?

>>17975951
I think Will gets his W back and they even up 1-1

>>17975951
DQ

>>17975951
Draw

>>17975687
I need to smell those shorts.

where are my eurosickos at?
i'm going to bed at 6am please put on a good show tony

AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH I WANT A WAR

I forgot they are going up against an NBA finals game. They may want to open up with Omega/Okada and then straight to Ospreay/Swerve

>>17976018
We're bound to lose with that attitude. If they just get a good taste of action early people are more likely to skip the football to watch this

>>17973707
I suggest you go kill yourself. The only thing worth watching on TNA was Santana vs Ali, and that's over.

I am here for my main man Hologram, shout out to all my holoniggas

>>17976010
YOU WANTED WAAAARRRRR

TONI :D

LETS GO

>>17976046
Hologram isn't real

its time tranny bros. we hyped!

So Daniels is just randomly back?

IT'S WEDNESDAY!

agent 47 ass mox

HANGER!

kino shot

Based pretend to be crew Moxley

YOU WANTED WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
YOU BETTER HOPE AND WISH AND PRAY
'CAUSE YOU'LL GET BLOWN AWAY
AND NEVER THOUGHT OF HERE AGAIN
YOU WANTER WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
BUT NOW YOU'VE FALLEN TO DEFEAT
AND WE ALL KNOW THAT YOU WERE
MEANINGLESS AND WEAK
YOU WANTED WAAAAAAAAAAAAAR

YOU WANTED WARRRRRRR

>>17972405 (OP)
Another 4 hours?

GET THIS BALD FUCK OFF MY SCREEN

Why tf are Hangma'am and Daniels friends again? He tried to fucking kill him not too long ago

wow Mox got me lol holy shit some agent 47 shit

>>17976063
He didn’t get fired or anything

YOU WANTED WARRRRRRRRRRR

>Max stream I glitching out
I'm looking at you Hologram

>>17976082
Shit happens, you get over it

Buddy!!?

E L E V A T E D

>>17976063
He never left?

>>17976088
Also happening on Sling which means it's a truck issue

Where my Bruvs at?

>opening with the match I want to watch
THANK YOU TONY
*CLAP CLAP CLAP*

OS-PREAY!
OS-PREAY!

its not fair to put ospreay in the opener
its all downhill from here
no one can match him

>>17976090
you and your trooned out friends having a sissy slap fight, you get over that quick but not what hangman and daniels went through

>>17976082
the feud was CD telling Hangman to be a face again and Hanger getting mad at him
Then Hangman killed CD and felt bad so he turned face
CD and Hangman reconciled after

>>17976100
one in plaid is a solid seven

I VEER ERRATICALLY FROM MY DESIGNATED LANE WHEN I OPERATE A MOTOR VEHICLE

i wonder how much nana gets paid to do his gay dance and be at ringside

>>17972405 (OP)
Miss me with this bloated faggot shit lmaoooo

What is Nana prince of?

No entrance ramp giving me WCW Saturday Night feels

these niggas going 30

>>17976128
Prince of coffee

>>17972846
>gets fired and lose the perfect job for being a violent retard out of baseless rumours
>almost sign with TNA because no one wanted him
>crawls back to Paul to get a job after trashing WWE for years
>has to behave like a good puppy and eat every single thing he ever said to get the attention he desperately need
>will have to suck a blood covered Saudi dick live
lol he sure won

This should be a nice change of pace after the shit show money in the bank was

>>17975951
I think Ospreay wins and convinces Swerve to help the Hangster

>>17976128
Swerve's House

>>17976133
5 star banger incoming. sit back and enjoy

>>17976128
The BaNANA Republic

>>17976133
Hours?

>>17976100
Only high quality slags for I

**tips hat**

hangman is getting sexually assaulted right now and these guys are shaking hands

>>17976143
when she gonna show them nips?

>>17976148
He got me, thought some crew was messing around in the back

i don't like the commentator's desk opposite site to hardcam, i don't want to see taz's face all the time

That is the quietest I ever heard the Dynamite team get, they're ALWAYS talking

>>17976138
>Helps Hangman win the belt
>Celebrates with him
>Turns on him
Why? Cause Osprey might not be able to beat Mox, but the last match taught him that he is very close to being able to beat Hangman

>>17976133
seats filled?

>>17976133
Hell yeah

so fucking sick of these gay ass fake as fuck looking counter/reversal/counter/reversal ending with pose off sequences

>>17976148
M'Blading

the billy goat's nose is leakin

>>17972405 (OP)
>opening with a match
where the fuck is the sports entertainment?

>>17976171
sorry chud this what real graps™ look like

Osprey already bleeding

>>17976179
This is not Nose booking, I'm afraid.

>>17976100
>Where my Bruvs at?
we here

>>17976184
paying tribute to Sabu

Guys, could you take a solid choppa?

>>17976179
to be fair the first thing on the show was a segment between page and cd

Will Ospreay broke his nose

the best griddy in the business

So does this count as a Dynamite? They have the Dynamite comemntator's table, will they switch it to Collision in hour 3?

>Misty Co
Is this a pokemon gimmick?

>>17976187
>generates such nuclear heat she gets removed from the stadium by security and gets banned for life
based ngl

The gritty celebration is considered highly toxic on online FIFA games.

This match is going an hour, right?

>>17975284
>Swerve
>60 minutes
Yikesola

>>17976206
I'll get my hour glass out and let you know

is riccabone permanent on dynamite now?

>>17976206
30 min time limit
only world title bouts go for 60 iirc

>>17976206
IT'S A 4 HOUR SHOW BRO

Are the trannies staying in line, minding their manners? We don't want to have to lay the smack down again like last week.

4 HOURS - stay in here and don't come out; you've been warned.

>>17976187
Feel bad, she was just out at the football

>>17976198
Yes, that's what they did last week.

>>17976216
Oh I didn't know that lol

Gonna get me a nice ice cold frosty bruv beer

Swerve reminds me of buddy except he’s not good and buddy is.

>>17976201
>>17976220
Qrd?

>>17976218
>you've been warned
Holy shit bitchtits is serious

>>17976231
Sup Buddy, he reminds you of you because black men fuck Rhea

>>17976214
We can only hope

Swerve was showing his pits

>>17976231
nobody ever paid a dime to see buddy boy

>>17976231
Yeah same except Swerve is black

why didn't Swerve just move out of the way instead of moving toward Will to catch him when he jumped out of the ring?

remember to stay hydrated and stand up every once in a while watching this so your blocks don't BUSTER, baby

>>17976231
Swerve is literally only pushed because he is black if he was white he wouldn't even touch midcard status. Tony just wants a nigger rep, he isn't good for anything else.

Finally some real fucking wrestling

>>17976251
I’ve paid dollars actually.

>>17976255
>get up every 20 minutes and walk around your place
are they serious bro I'm going to miss my bangers if I have to do that to keep my legs from clotting up

>>17976179
over in the slop trough

You know who is definitely watching this right now

>the pendulum has swung once more
based ian

Pendulum status?

>>17976232
Famous female entertainer from UK. Bit of a outlaw spot-monkey but draws like you wouldn't believe, has a well received friends-to-enemies bloodfeud with another young woman in the business, she went over in the end though. Draws so much heat she can't even go support her footy team without marks causing a scene

>>17976278
swung

>THE PENDULUM HAS SWUNG ONCE MORE
RICABONNI YOU SUNNUMMAGUN

My partner and I are watching this while in the hot tub. I love summer.

>>17976232
the woman there is Bonnie Blue, if you don't know her, basically she's famous for doing porn of her and 100 guys at the same time and that sort of thing
she tried to film a video near (or inside) the facilities of a football team (Nottingham Forest I think) and got banned for life, she snuck in at a Nottingham Forest v Chelsea match and got kicked when she was found out

justified
>WE WANT ANGELICO
chants

>>17976276
A lot of men are watching AEW

>>17976289
>my partner
Get the fuck out you waste of oxygen. The only people that say partner are ugly faggots

>>17976259
I'll never forget that post-PPV scrum where Swerve was like
>It's going to be an honor to become the first black AEW World Champion...
when he was nowhere near the main event. And then Tony the cuck actually did it.

>>17976293
>100 guys at the same time
100 guys consecutively, tourist

>>17976216
All Title defence matches are 60 mins in AEW.

>>17976294
just remembered AEW Dark and how comfy it was

>>17976293
Oooooh that bitch. She looked familiar, I saw her in a few /pol/ threads when she fucked all those guys

>wrestler does another wrestlers finisher
In kayfabe how much less powerful is the move?

>>17976300
who else was there?

>>17976289
hope by 'partner' you mean a big titty black woman, anon

this shit fire

>>17976298
you're in an AEW thread at least 75% of the people here are LGBTQI+
stop being stupid

>>17976307
I remember the gratuitous ass shots

>>17976308
>/pol/
grim

It's a shame no one taught Ospreay how to work, he's an impressive athlete

>>17976308
Lillian Philipps is a much better in ring, but isn't half as over as Blue

>Are the trannies staying in line, minding their manners? We don't want to have to lay the smack down again like last week.

>4 HOURS - stay in here and don't come out; you've been warned.

>>17976301
i couldn't care less, the least i know about her the better
bruv

>>17973848
Based.

>>17976289
>partner
Go back to redd it faggot

>>17976311
>Gets bullied by the Green Ranger behind the scenes
I'm surprised he stayed on the show so long

Ospreay should stop letting people no sell the hidden blade. It's his best move.

>>17976323
The blue eyes are a draw and Lillian can't compete

>>17976309
Is say anywhere from 25 to 50% less powerful. Depends on who’s stealing the move.

>>17976328
he should get a special that doesnt look like a regular punch

I am once again begging wrestlers to stop slamming people's head into the turnbuckles

Buddy kicked out of the rainmaker.

Feels like they're holding back and trying to kill eachother at the same time

>>17976310
Can't remember anyone besides him and Tony, but it was some hilariously transparent politicking on Swerve's part.

Kino venue

NEW THREAD
>>17976344
>>17976344
>>17976344
>>17976344
>>17976344

>>17976336
She seems more willing to leave the indies and work for some major promotions recently

>watching on Max
>no pip

>>17976354
True, she recently tag teamed with Riley Reid

>>17976309
it's less about the amount of damage and more getting on your opponents head

the fuck was that swerve

Had a shit day
Time to watch some kino sicko wrestling to feel better

We're at 25 minutes

>>17976365
Me too boss, wagecucked all day, ready for 4 straight hours of SICKO booking

>>17976361
What about getting in his bed?

>>17976365
>>17976378
LET US FEAST, BROTHERS

>>17976378
Same here
Just need Mariah May to return and this night is perfect

I just noticed Osprey has some fairly big thighs

>>17976359
picture in picture has been dead since it got on max. Fite TV with VPN is the only way to keep watching the match and the best way to watch AEW

Whoever is baking breads is doing I too early

NEWWWWWWWWW
>>17976344
>>17976344
>>17976344
>>17976344
>>17976344

>osprey runs neck first in the tunrbuckle
Jesus Christ

>>17976407
Its been like that forever. I have no idea why

>>17976399
Anon.... I.... uh... so you don't know huh

>>17976414
It's cool, it's not like he has a bad neck

>>17976423
Pretty much someone who falls for the "our slop have more gamethreads than your show" piggie trolling

>>17976424
dude's a troll lurking our gamethreads begging for attention
pay no mind to the sad little man

Is the audio messed up on everybody's else?

>>17976444
watching Fite feed and there has been some audio clipping issues yes

>>17976399
She's dead, anon.

>Swerve with the high ground
Osprey bros...

Fite streams works fine for me.

>>17976450
That shit is driving me crazy

MAX/TBS watchers are you getting audio clipping issues ?

Come on Osprey

>>17976477
Not anymore

WHO'S HOUSE?
>SWERVE HOUSE
WHO'S HOUSE?
>SWERVE HOUSE
WHO'S HOUSE?
>SWERVE HOUSE

>>17976493
Based Nana

Ospreay
Take your W back for fuck's sake
You put him over clean as a sheet

>draw
Sicko booking indeed