Thread 17972749

Vanity Project Takeover Edition

You can watch WWE EVOLVE on the streaming app Tubi for free in the US starting at 7:55pm EST. And on YouTube internationally.

*It’s Gal vs. Troy Yearwood

*Wes Lee vs. Cappuccino Jones

*As well as an appearance by Lince Dorado and Nikkita Lyons

Still surprised they gave it to Vanity Project's 4th most over member.

>Lince Dorado
Would be cool to get more luchadors on Evolve. Like those AAA guys.

>>17972749 (OP)
post some of those evolve facts the show up in the corner

That fat faggot Chuey Martinez and commentator NoseBerg. Make it a bit unbearable.

>>17972749 (OP)
Swipe Right are literally too based for WWE

>>17972845
I only have Swipe Right.

>>17972749 (OP)
I'm into both those matches. Will definitely be watching.

>>17972749 (OP)
finally cappuccino jones returns
and vs wes lee? kino incoming. though i’m not happy that wes is relegated to evolve duty. that says he’s about equivalent to nikkita and lexis king in the office’s eyes (grim). he should be higher on the NXT card.

I am looking forward to lightskin buffoonery from Wes. And to see my Arab cutie Zayda.

>>17972785
it makes sense
they gave the women’s to a powerhouse face that they want to push. they want vanity project to be a big deal and the top heels in evolve so they gave it to their cruiserweight flippy guy as a contrast.
also in that match were legacy, who will obviously get signed to NXT soon so he wouldn’t win, carver who fumbled his chances after naming the coconut, and edris who frankly i don’t know why he was even in the match.

>>17973291
>edris who frankly i don’t know why he was even in the match.
Because Riley and Oro and Javi got fired.

>Thikkita KWAByons is an Evolve regular
It's tough, folks!

>>17972749 (OP)
what the fuck is evolve?

Aren't NXT and LFG already low tier brackets?

>>17972749 (OP)
>Nikkita Lyons
SHAN'T

>>17973336
LFG is a reality show. Evolve is the developmental brand for NXT basically.

Robert Stone has been busy with TNA. Hopefully he doesn't depart from EVOLVE. His commentary is pretty good.

>>17973480
in an ideal world stone can wrestle on TNA, commentate on evolve and be a part of chelsea’s cabinet on smackdown all at the same time.

>>17973480
He should've been the Evolve GM. Stevie is hot. But she isn't bringing anything new. That Ava isn't already doing in NXT.

Evil Matt Damon from the top rope!

That Kali Armstrong girl is a boring and dangerous shitter. Retarded move giving her the belt.

>>17973812
she's past 30 and in developmental for the developmental. don't know what the fuck they think they're getting out of her.
i think they legitimately got worked by the black smark audience F&F into thinking she's better than she is.

a bit sad that that nobody but the 3 people at the hogcord is talking about aew, i remember when it wasn't a zombie company, but they killed themselves by booking for meltzer all the time.

>>17973812
She almost dropped that rave girl on her neck during a slam.

These couple of episodes seem like the newer tapings. All the LVL UP jobbers left. And we're seeing more NIL and ID people.

is blake christian still indie or did tony end up signing him? he could easily be the top heel on evolve. they also need to buy the rights to the vanilla baby song.

>>17974454
He's in ROH. Saw him wrestling live whrn i went to Collison. Dude is pretty good. He was in NXT 2.0 very early on. He reinvented himself nicely. So he should be giving another chance. Kylie Rae got another chance. So it's possible. If he leaves AEW.

I think Bouncy might make an appearance too. He was talking to that hobo looking lightskin wrestler guy on EVOLVE.

I WANT TO FUCK ZAYDA STEEL

>>17974972
Is her asshole tanned like Aliyah's?

>evil matt damon
but the original matt damon is evil

>>17972845
I have Big Sexy’s man

I'm ready to get EVOLVED

So the nikkita lyons experiment is dwindling down it seems.

I'm having a bad day bros. I'm having a real bad day. But at least I get to watch Evolve.

>>17975996
I hope tomorrow goes well fren!
>>17975856
I think this is her last shot. They fired Cora for the same stuff (always injured, fat, not trying enough)

Vanity Project runs this show

I hope Zayda doesn't make me so hard that I can't concentrate.

Some snazzy button down shirts

The dude with the shades is the micheals

The bloodline but zoomers

LUCHA HOUSE PARTY???

Nikkita is hot but mega cringe.

These black hoes are hot. Not that Kali one.

Wes Lee looking like a damn Chao with that pick in his hair

I want to fuck the little blonde chick in the front row. She's a huge fan, she's at every NXT show.

Bro that lightskin kween....YUMMERS

>that tag
I'm cooming

Is there a reason the audio levels on this show are always so low? I can never hear shit and that's with the volume turned up.

Layla moving like crazy

>>17976207
This show is literally run by interns from fullsail.

The rave girl is on LFG now.

For me? It's black Carmella

>>17974988
>but the original matt damon is evil
No you're thinking of Jason Bourne. He's evil.

Oh this nigga reading books

Isn't he the son of someone famous?

What do you guys watch on Tubi? I'm watching the British Comedy 'Plebs'.

>>17976180
>want to fuck the little blonde chick in the front row
What's stopping ya? Where is it taped, Orlando FL? If I'm you, I float on a makeshift raft from Cuba to USA, go to Evolve next week, send her a beer. Or cotton candy. Whatever the kids are into nowadays. She'll come over to say "hi" during an intermission. Play it cool and don't let her know you're here illegally.

>>17976304
I mostly watch indie horror movies. They unironically have a better selection than jewflix.

>>17976304
Go to Crackle.com and watch "CH:OS:EN" (Chosen)

Gal was supposed to show up at an indie show in my town. And he bailed out. So fuck him.

I thought this match would be a squash

Homeless man gimmick

Wait, wasn't this nigga Troy Yearwood? Did they change his name mid-show?

Will Evolve ever get a PLE. Or those mini ones TNA does some Fridays.

>>17976461
Yep

>>17976462
I could see a title being defended on an NXT PLE every once in a while.

Cappuccino is joining Wes I think

For me? It's Wes and his lightskin antics

LMAO! SOMEONE SCREENSHOT WES ON THE FLOOR

>>17976558
Bro did the Peter Griffin pose kek

Cartwheel landed completely on that nigga

Good fucking match. Cap really looked great also.

>>17976304
I started rewatching Look Around You

>>17973444
>Development brand for a development brand
Jesus no wonder WWE can't get any new blood. They all are stuck trying to carry a series of fucking garbo development shows.

Average age of the main roster is 43 years old.

>>17972749 (OP)
this shit is dimeless

>>17973061
>>17973221
>>17974995
based

>>17972749 (OP)
Wow