Thread 17978647

A Star-Studded 4-Hour Summer Blockbuster Event Starring Omega, Okada, Ospreay, Strickland, Timeless Toni Storm & More!...
AEW Summer Blockbuster live TONIGHT! from The Theater of the Clouds at Moda Center in Portland, OR
8/7pm CT on TBS & Streaming on MAX!

>Kenny Omega vs. Kazuchika Okada Contract Signing!
>Will Ospreay vs. Swerve Strickland 2!
>AEW Women's World Champion Toni Storm vs. Julia Hart w/ The CEO Mercedes Mone on Commentary
>The Hurt Syndicate vs. Speedball Mike Bailey, Komander, & Kevin Knight in a Trios Match
>Mistico Returns!
>TayJay (Anna Jay & Tay Melo) vs. Megan Bayne & Penelope Ford
>The Protostar Kyle Fletcher vs. Anthony Bowens
>The Toxic Spider Thekla vs. Queen Aminata
>And More!

** 31 Days Out From All In Texas **

>>17978605
He's not like that

>The "69" Manuever
I taught you that for good, not evil!

I just want to see Thekla. I think she's pretty.

Wow Jon Hamm is doing shitty commercials now. Really thought he was going to be the next Batman or Superman at one point

>>17978647 (OP)
Would you sit and listen to Thekla's music if she gave you a tug-job after?

>>17978682
Me too got him pretty hard.

bandido?
based
mortos?
based
luchas?
based

>>17978681
Tony id retarded. She’s hot and has a great presentation but he keeps putting her in death slots close to midnight.

>>17978665
Do you not know the Lore of the Minotaur?
They are literal products of unchecked beastial depraved lust.

Holy christ

bandido had to pull the extra stops

Bandito is a bit of an Octogon fan I see

Based match

>>17978702
BASED+SICK AF

Basedido

Bandido join Bullet Club

challenge assepted bitch

Renee looking old and haggard as usual

who was that chonky minx

holy shit those titties

Neenee looking yummy wummy as usual

>bee-uch
Okada bros

the mask stays on during sex

Renee with long hair ain't doing it for me. This decision is almost as bad as that only ugly dress she wore that one time.

I feel like commercials make these shows go by faster.

>>17978763
Renee looks like she has banana titties when not wearing a bra

the v neck can't get any deeper

mamacita

Hangman is still in the Elite

A VISUAL PLEA

>stay out of Swerve's business
OH SNAP

>>17978763
She looks like an average upper middle class white woman you’d see at the mall or a grocery store or something. Not saying she’s ugly but I don’t see the big deal. You can just go outside and see a 6-7ish woman like her every day

Thekla is so cool bros

>Austria
Does she know Arnold?

Based backstage segment, AE vibes

IM ACTING

THEKLAAAAAA

thekla looks like a smoker

This fucking bitch.

>From Hitler's hometown
FUCKING BASSSSSEEEEEDDDD

THEKLA BROS

WE EATIN

>>17978812
And a poker

Thekla literally has an action figure body, her proportions are perfect

>>17978801
What Hooker do to my weenies when I tell them all I have is a dollar

Thelka is too animated for me. She’s gotta turn it down a notch

AMINATA = SEEEEEEEEEXXXXXXXOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Tony is such a shitter. Showcases his hit new talent with half the audience at 11:30 2 weeks in a row lol.

Thekla has nice pits

>>17978812
that’s hot

>>17978803
It's just tradition at this point to call her yummy wummy when she pops up on screen

I don’t like
Aminatas face

>>17978820
Autistic take

>>17978820
the lighting for her intro is turning me into a shoot epileptic

>>17978821
The headdress is sex

Animata owes me sex

>>17978803
>You can just go outside
do you know where you are

Is there any gaijin left in Stardom?

>>17978838
What happened did she steal some from you

>>17978842
Xena but she's injured

>>17978846
fraid so

Man Thekla has like golden ratio proportions

>>17978848
typical

>>17978756
one of the many phat tittied, phat assed luchadoras of CMLL/Mexico in general

>>17978834
Literally moves around like sperg lord Low-Ki.

is this the last fight

Dark would have us a back view of Aminata doing pushups

What if we fired Rosa, brought up Catalina and put a belt on buddy. Great idea. I hate Thunder Rosa.

>>17978866
>Thekla will never turn upside over your penis and lick you from butthole to tip

Thekla is one of the fastest lady rasslers I've ever seen

>>17978866
Clark Connors is a lucky man

That time Mariah tried giving Thekla a tombstone

Theks is sex but she's a mediocre wrestler

Do you think Thekla shaves her pubes into a spider shape?

>>17978888
no, she lets it grow out and braids it into a spider web

what in the fuck are these commercials

People that talk to their pets like they're humans deserve the rope.

>>17978883
She's good if she has someone that can keep up with how fast she works

SEXOOOOOOOOO

Thekla should get a slutty spider tattoo now that she doesn't have to worry about prude japanese uncles

>>17978892
Does she spell out Some Pig in it?

so they had the good fights while the nba finals were going on?

>>17978896
It's called pizza, it's pretty good

>>17978906
God forbid humans love their companions you fucking sociopath

bros i NEED to fuck a black woman like aminata
cody was fucking right

>>17978896
I'm assuming that's Max?

>>17978865
>got Catalina
my crazy conspiracy theory is that they already signed her months ago because of all of the Vaquer stuff

I need a webm of Thekla doing the splits upside down.

>>17978910
She was on the show tonight

>>17978925
No,a doesn't have pil

>>17978919
why do they have ads when there is an ongoing match
>>17978925
tsn2

For a match Aminata is clearly losing, they are making her look strong as fuck.

thekla finna eat that booty like groceries

spiders scare me

did these retards have kenny omega wrestling while there was the nba finals going on?

>>17978933
Because they have ad commitments and they aren't just gonna stop the match for the ads.

That stomp from the top rope was sick

Aminata channeling Vaqway

Aminata stomped those booba

Damn Aminata is killing Thekla

>>17978942
Dude have some fucking respect. Kenny fucking died tonight

>>17978946
Stupid to have someone as green as her doing that to your new signing, risky move

Has Thekla ever pinned anyone while upsidedown?

Great main event, there's nothing else after this. Good night bros

>>17978924
The Codster is always right anon. Now buy some juice

yup thekla is sexo

Pretty telling that 2 midcard ladies in AEDub are having an absolute banger while all the main event WWE ladies bore me to tears.

Thekla? More like Shexla!

that was unironically awesome

upside down pussy

>>17978957
why do u guys get ur own board anyways? should just go to /sp/

based 10 man clusterfuck

>>17978776
kek what was she thinking

>>17978938
I don’t how she no sold the post match. Thekla held the hold after the match and she walked off just fine

Oh fuck Grand Slam Mexico finna be GOODT!

>>17978974
>not a single Mexican

>>17978964
you a soflo bro?

Nick killed it during BotSJ

Nick Wayne needs to get on TRT ASAP

How does Nick feel about Christian fucking his mom every day

PUNK WANTS TO COME BACK TO AEW LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

What the fuck was any of that just now???

>>17978976
Look at this withering bouquet

Mama Wayne must be proud

>>17978991
KWAB

>>17978991
Bro wtf

>>17978991
sorry phil, you're too busy sucking that blood covered saudi dick

Hayterbros where is she?

How is Kip Sybian still employed?

>>17978991
He just wants some of those caramel nalgas

>>17978991
He should quit WWE before Night of Champions and show up at All In Texas to redeem himself and save his career.

I think Tony would allow it

>>17978994
If my mom was hot and single I'd move several states away

>>17979003
Friends with the bucks

>>17978994
We need more of Mother Wayne showing skin, come on Christian

>>17978992
It came off like both of them were dreaming that promo in theirs minds at the same time

>>17979007
Would be kino

>>17978991
We don’t want him

>>17979007
Would have to have a lot of stuff written on the contract about a 1 strike deal (one fight and he's outta there) but I think it would be possible

>>17978994
That is NOT an appropriate picture for a mother and son

How is buddy not on tv

>>17979021
says who

>>17979022
KWABbed his ankle I'm afraid

>>17979002
She has a mystery to solve
So be ready for her act
Don't hold back

>>17978735
ball knowers know

>>17978991
fuck off we're full

>>17979016
I don’t understand why they showed highlights of two out of like fourteen matches. I don’t understand why Nick didn’t mention it. I don’t understand why it was a multi week build to the video package. I am so baffled lol.

>>17979027
YOU KWABBED your ankle.

They guy is slanging that dog across his shoulder

Bro that one fan took his dog to the show wtf?

>>17978991
Guess that saudi blood money covered dick didnt sound too appealing

>>17979036
THIS IS AI

So Mother Wayne was married to a manlet and wait 20 years to give him a son and he died when Nick was ten? She could at least have him earlier to enjoy father-son more

Hechicero is Dimes AND Pesos brother

>>17979036
He did that whole match. There's no way he's still hurting, right?

>>17978795
las teteas mas leche

Take/Hechicero is a dimes pairing

>>17979036
Buddy could be a world champ if he wasn't made of glass and bad luck

>>17979036
Buddybros...

Take has one of the best themes in the biz

20 MIN OVER RUN BROS LFG

>>17979053
When was he also injured in aew? Not a work injury I mean.

>>17979062
Julia is my favorite, her theme is good

Daddy Magic is the only dimes French-Canadian

>Takeshita feuding with Paragon and Garcia
Tony, why?

>>17979043
If he does it it's going to legit ruin his legacy. And that's all we have at the end of the day, money comes and goes. Your legacy is what stays after death

>>17979065
KIIIINNNOOOOOO

>>17979074
Hopefully because he will be in the G1 this year.

>Hechicero
>Alchemist
Can he create his own belt?

DADDY MAGIC BROS WW@

Yeah, I’m thinkin I like Thekla

>>17978989
He’s like 19. He’ll get a clue at some point

Garcia should spend a year in CMLL and he would be pesos.

>>17979089
Getting an audio taste

>>17979073
Is Speedball a joke to you?

The retard with the head gear on used to be TNA champ right? He’s in AEW full time now?

Let's go, Hechicero

>>17979087
It means Alchemist of the Ring not Alchemist of the 5 Elements.

>>17979107
That hand is fighting hard not to grab a tit

4 Hours is too long imo

>>17979007
No thanks. Paul can keep him.

>>17979102
He is too chink coded for me. White Sho-nuff.

4 hours feels just right

>>17979112
Idk it flies by for me

she cute

>>17979007
Punk isn't getting a redemption arc. No redemption for people like him

>>17979089
TUNED IN
TURNED UP
TASTIN GOOD

>>17979091
dunno what I'd do if seeing that live and in the front row

>>17978682
There was a huge push for him to be Captain America like 15-20 years ago or right after the first Iron Man came out. He basically said he didn’t want to sign a 7 picture contract and be having to get in peak shape for 6 months every year for a decade but he would consider different roles. Really fumbled the ball.

>>17979091
I want to lick those thighs

>>17979124
Stat is my dream girl

I’m just sticking around to see Hanger beat up Yuta backstage

>>17979124
Yuta can save her

>>17979148
I’d bet all the money in my safe that she has a very very discolored asshole. She just looks like the sort. Needs anal bleaching.

>>17979149
What sexual fetish is this?

>And overrun for after 4 hours
WBD really love AEW. They trust Tony

I can't lie Daniel Garcia has evolved into a legit main event talent over the last year
I hope he gets a PPV world title shot by early next year he seems ready now and is very over

>two and a half hour dynamite
HAHA YES YES

>>17978682
I am honestly surprised at the amount of recognizable talent that shows up in TV commercials. Amy Smart was doing a mop commercial a couple of years ago.

>reversing a Takeshita blue thunder bomb
Terrible

>>17979160
You sound like someone that cheered the announcement of Danny Garcia's OF page.

>>17978682
all of hollywood does tv now, samuel l jackson is tapped in to du a tulsa king spinoff based in NOLA

paragon must be spanish for tiny

Tony keeps calling the Sharpshooter the Lion Tamer

don't like these weeklong waits between shows but it'll be worth it for grand slam mexico I think

>>17979176
Yeah I think it'll be worth it

paragon have not won a match

>12 man clusterfuck
fuckin a!!

>hangman didn’t beat up anybody from the death riders like he promised
errmmm

See my AEWbros for GRAND SLAM MEXICO NEXT WEEK!

Vince would have given Lance Archer a big clumsy guy gimmick or a stuttering gimmick so fucking fast. He would have been tripping over his own feet, giving himself unprotected chair shots to the head and missing tags.
Probably followed by a dancing gimmick and a future endeavor

>4 hour and 6 minute show
We're spoiled

Great show, guys :)

10 man and a 12 man tag at Grand Slam lmao wtf are they doin

Lame. No buddy.

>>17979198
that smiling face always makes me think it's someone from AEW posting on here

Gonna need a nappy nappy after all this sicko wrestling. She you bruhs for Grand Slam Meheeco

>>17979201
Meat slamming

2.5 Grand Slam and 2 hour Saturday Collision next week.

Warner has bent the knee after losing NBA kek.

next week bros....

>>17979112
IT'S NOT LONG ENOUGH IF YOU ASK ME!!!
AND WE'RE GOIN TO MEXICO NEXT WEEK BROS PACK YOUR SOMBREROS!

See you next week!

>>17979007
No. Fuck him.
He made his bed. Let him burn in it.

>>17979012
I am on my knees, beggin and pleading for some babyface to taunt Nick Wayne by singing that Fountains of Wayne song but changing the lyric to "Nick Wayne's mom"
It would get over with the AEW crowd as a thing I guarantee it, as a way to troll Nick Wayne. UK crowds would eat it up for instance and singing it nonstop at him.
And

What happened to Aminata lmao? She was stiff and apparently pissed after the match.

>Hanger playing the role of 1997 Sting
>Real Sting and Darby come to help him at All In to save the championship
Kinooo

SEXLA

Did Aminata go into business for herself?