based yeetster

>>17985987 (OP)
something hoggies parents never told him

YEETAMANIA running wild. YEET!

what a trash promo lmfaooo

>>17986004
Guess the weight, the smell and the social status of this poster.

>>17986011
>weight
Morbid obesity
>smell
Rancid unwashed ass-like
>social status
Basement-dwelling Shut-in NEET

What a nonce

>>17986004
wash y'all ass

>>17986004
Don't give no attitude

>>17985987 (OP)
kek what a great an affable babyface

I used to tell my parents I wanted to kill myself when they wouldn't get me fast food for dinner

Uso fans confirmed for stinky

>>17986028
>anon literally can't stop thinking about fucking kids
Grim.

>>17985987 (OP)
>wash yall ass

>>17986011
>>17986027
you couldn't even wait for more than a minute before samefagging?

>>17985987 (OP)
this promo is impossible to do in AEW because the crowd is mostly composed of childless faggots

>>17985987 (OP)
>wash yall ass
>brush yall teeth
This is not English

>>17985987 (OP)
Is this the "Say your prayers and eat your vitamins" promo?
Is the yeetster aiming to take over hulkamania?

>wash yall ass
>brush yall teeth

Well this explains the hate from IWC(AEW fans)

>>17985987 (OP)
>Wash y'all ass before bedtime
That's a really fucking weird to say. What so it's clean for you when you diddle it you pedo?

>>17989343
how is that the first thing you thought of

>28th birthday
>family throws me childish party with banners and cake
>only one present
>set of keys
>"awesome, a new car. Thanks Mom" (because I know my douche bag step-dad wouldn't buy me something so nice)
>they tell me it's for my new apartment which they have paid 12 months rent and utilities
>after 12 months I'll have to get a job and pay for it because I can't live at home any more
>flip out and run around the house headbutting and kicking holes in the wall
>stepfather chases me upstairs
>I lock myself in the guest bedroom and break everything I see
>Mom crying hysterically and says I can stay as long as I want
>they're out now buying me real birthday presents

>>17989349
cringe kys

>>17985995
Poor Hogtits :(

>>17985987 (OP)
>E trannies being told to brush their teeth, shower, and tidy up their house
Umm...

>>17989349
BOW DOWN TO THE
BOW DOWN TO THE KING

There really is one guy in here desperately defending kiddie fiddlers

>>17985987 (OP)
My mother likes to act like she was a great parent but then I remind her that she married a man who abandoned us, married another man who molested my sister/was convinced she was cheating and interrogated me everyday, and then married another man who was emotionally abusive and then cheated on her and left her.

>>17985987 (OP)
>wash your ass
>brush your teeth
>tidy up
This, listen to your idol, E trannies.

>>17989349
Now you can watch all the WWE you want with no stress, anon.

>>17985987 (OP)
Why do WWE fans need to be told these things, bros?

>You watch Japanese wrestling? But what about Le Promos??
>these are the promos

>>17986064
unequivocally based

>>17985987 (OP)
2 letters
1 word
uh-uh
"no"

>>17985987 (OP)
>best promo in his career
it was still ass, stick to selling yeet

>>17986064
they deserved it

>>17985987 (OP)
>stinking edrones need to be commanded to wash their asses and brush their teeth

Based.