Thread 17994302

SMACKDOWN GAMETHREAD 4
>>17993517

naomis huge ass

>>17994302 (OP)
Sex with Nia

I want to fuck schizo Naomi

finna

>>17994302 (OP)
Thank you baker.

No Giulia tonight is devastating

Candice looks like she uses Bad Dragon products

>>17994302 (OP)
OP, I recommend Suda51's other works, too.

Ofc the fridge protects the snacks

>>17994302 (OP)
IT'S TIFFY TIME!

Is Cody not Street Fighter 5 Cody??

The smackdown tag team division is worth 5 whole cents

the mcmg are very tiny

Nia always does the safest Annihilators on Tiffy kek it’s cute that they’re shoot friends

RAISE YOUR FIST

I'm really liking heel Naomi. Reminds me of a villain in like a kids Disney channel sitcom.

I want to facefuck Nikki Cross while she's wearing the mask

did they whole tag division become faces against another team of faces

>>17994315
Cody you're a married man, keep your eyes to yourself

BRIDGE YOUR FIST

mcmg are gonna job

>>17994340
at least they've been trying to give them character in these last few weeks instead of just relying on heatless bangers

is this shit completely pretaped? they changed clothes in 5 seconds

>>17994355
a certain obese octopus maybe

>Mcmg are still getting crickets several months on
Grim

MCMG get the cheapest pyro spot kek

so they just getting rid of the angle where the Wyatts only go after people who betray their family or is this a callback when Bray was tag champ

>>17994330
Who is the Michaels?

So tired of this dimeless tag team division

>>17994366
this was cringe from day 1

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>>17994355
Yeah she’s really embracing how cartoonishly evil and zany it is lol and it works. She has the villainous laugh and mannerisms down. Reminds me of TAS Batman Joker

Jimmy gets to eat Naomi’s ass every night and that’s why he’s the Michaels.

>HTTYG Live Action remake
Actual Negative Dimes

>>17994339
Dimeless Fighter sucks now, the only saving grace was Terry and Mai

>>17994327
that big dildo?

>>17994366
Bray was always a fat shitter. The only gimmick that ever had legs was The Fiend, and that went to shit immediately.

>>17994353
>when keeping it real goes too far

>45 year old guys
>punk rock theme

>>17994302 (OP)
Is this the most bleak the tag division has been since 2016?
All these teams fucking suck and New Day are carrying the other belts.

>>17994352
Nia knows that injuring a champion is the quickest way out of the company

>>17994381
>deleted

Camaron que se duerme!

>>17994352
They really complemented each other a lot last year, Tiffy helped Nia with her queen of the ring gimmick, and Nia returned the favor with the briefcase.

what if mcmg came out to
>ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ RᴀJse uR doɴGeRs ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ

instead

>>17994391
Raws tag division is far worse

>Zoe Saldana doing t mobile ads
Grim.

>>17994353
>WE'RE ON YOUR SIDE
KWAB

>>17994391
Fraxiom are based

You niggas actually watch current Smackdown?

>>17994391
merge the belts and have Bron and SNEED wipe out the entire roster

>>17994352
She's just being cautious after she banzai dropped Tiffy's face causing the disfigurement she has now

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it's kinda boring when money in the bank holders declare which title they're cashing in for

>>17994352
>t’s cute that they’re shoot friends

>>17994405
Axiom is based
Frazer is a dead albatross hanging round Axiom's neck.

>>17994390
punk is old

>>17994391
The tag scene in all of American wrestling is truly dire at this point in time

>>17994391
New Day carrying the belts suck, but at least they're heel. Other than that, I'd say the tag division is some of the best it's been in two decades, since Vince traditionally never knew how to book a good tag division. The guys now actually come across as competent teams and some of them even have a shred of personality.

>>17994408
They're bound to get the belts sometime right?

>>17994397
>RAISE YOUR SPORKS

why is wwe tag team wresting so gay?

RAISE YOUR DICKS

>>17994406
Only the segments featuring Black females

>>17994414
there is already a perfectly good stream, not joining your IP farm just because you let people say nigger

>>17994302 (OP)
wyatts are so ass i dont get the appeal

Holy fuck gigapop for the wyatts. Guess /pw/ isn't real life :/

>>17994427
I hope so. The Wolf Dogs on NXT was dimes

>>17994437
Why are their soles so white

The Wyatt 6 aren't over, the fireflies are over.

You gotta love the Howdster

Gimme Nikki's ass

Is Dexter still married in kayfabe?

>>17994441
PLEASE CLAP BECAUSE BRAY WYATT IS DEAD

>>17994443
I still miss them.

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>>17994408
this their isnt enough teams on both brands for two belts

>>17994439
oh yeah? where is it then

the fuck is that knocking sound. am i losing my marbles

Is anyone in that group even capable of cutting a decent promo?

>>17994441
I think people are just being nice out of respect for Bray.

>>17994457
Give it a rest bogster

one thing i detest about this entrance is how it constrains the mood. you cant cheer or sing along or even take pictures. also they cut the song as it entered the hook.

>>17994457
but we're watching it on netflix...

>>17994459
so you don't know?

I miss schizo Gacy from NXT

Has a title reign ever started and ended with a cash in?

>>17994443
That was a weird team. Baron completely carried the team on the mic, while Bron carried them in the ring. Sneed isn't good enough to do either.

holy freaking crickets

>>17994468
Gacy sucks

I like Dexter.

lumis used to be so dimes

>>17994445
what do you mean? have you never seen a black person before?

Damn Gacy gonna end up with the Cena bald spot soon

BLUNDGEON BROTHERS?

Gary looks like he'd fit in Raven's Flock perfectly

>>17994472
bron is better on the mic than corbin and sneed

>>17994437
same reason your soles are whiter than your skin

>>17994445
It signals their taste in men

Crowd is dead

That hammer is awful. Literally looks like something he picked up at Spirit Halloween.

Better than LivDom

>>17994467
no :(

>>17994423
>vince never knew how to book tag divisions
>New Age outlaws vs. RockNSock vs. Too Cool
>Hardyz vs. dudleys vs. Edge/Christian
>Hurri-Kane vs. BookerT/Goldust vs. Unamericans

Vince had godly tag booking from the mid 90s through the mid 2000s.

>>17994478
We dont have niggers in Serbia

>>17994445
you didnt cum on them enough! boo this man!

if they are super natural hillbillies why commentators use their real names?

>>17994472
Baron was leading, but Bron was really good on the mic during this period too.

i like how all the tag teams are scared of the wyatts but their just gonna go 50/50 with them before jobbing clean

Wade and Joe falling asleep.

the ref is carrying this match

>>17994498
>I SEEMED TO HAVE BEEN POISONED BY MY CONSTIETUENTS

>>17994498
when i saw this on twitter, i audible laughed. AEW is gay but kenny is based

What a bunch of non-pop dimeless shitters
Has the tag team division ever EVER been in such a grim state?

>>17994498
>when you win 1st place at the cherry pie eating contest

>>17994506
they're working on it

I'm convinced that turning Naomi heel is one of the best decisions HHH has ever made.

>>17994502
for me was the random team between Kane and Xpac

>>17994392
>>17994413
Nia has seniority and good standing with everyone. She’d be fine if she accidentally hurt someone
>>17994394
Yeah that was really good shit last year
>>17994416
https://youtube.com/shorts/GjUlR9OIFRQ?si=DW3s2i0MVknkB8qn
Lot of cute clips and pica of them hanging out

This fucking sucks
WWE sucks so much now

>>17994502
You named basically all of them. Vince mostly used the tag division to set up feuds between singles. You're also naming a very specific timeframe, from like 99-04.

>>17994518
Tag team wrestling has literally never been good

>>17994468
The angle with the Parker was hilarious
>Parker claims he based his face touch angle with Joe Gacy on Asuka and Shinji at the end of EoE
>Askes Two Dimes to play "Komm, süßer Tod" from his Bluetooth speaker as soon as he came back into gorilla after said angle
>Cried in front of the entire locker room and called it a generation defining moment

SEEEEEEEEESH

>>17994529
>now

>>17994353
What a fucking woke loser

>>17994518
The 2006 smackdown tag scene was hella sad too

>>17994522
please please please stomp on my balls

Never seen a more dead crowd on tv. Holy fuck

>>17994529
Smackdown sucks for 3 years straight, Raw is a little bit better

>>17994531
TRVTH NVKE

Did anyone else buy Hank Hill

AH
AH
AH
AH

>>17994507
Bron fumbled a lot and Barron would just pick up what he dropped and ran with it until Bron could catch back up. The Wolf Dogs were really fucking fun.

>>17994539
Same
But barefoot

>>17994506
I don't think they're supernatural this run. Also, I think it's also implied, even in kayfabe, that the personas are more so coping mechanisms.

>>17994500
Lumis and who?

I don't get it
If you do spooky gimmicks at least make sure to do spooky stuff and wear masks, use gross or dangerous stuff

>>17994547
oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaa

>>17994545
hank hill needs an earthbound-like

>>17994522
Shes totally killing it. Naomi almost comes off as a natural heel shes so godo

>>17994549
you do you man, i want her wearing greek sandals

>>17994552
B-but the kids in the public

>visibly empty seats
>deathly quiet
Holy shit this getting hard to watch

what you drinking tonight anons?

>>17994552
Yeah, their intro is spooky and that's it, when the bell rings they're just regular ass people.

>>17994561
cum

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Why is Lumis so bad at his job

Unleash this man, save us from this.

They need to stop calling that the facial

>>17994563
iain reading all that

YEAHYEAHYEAHYEAHYEA

>>17994362
>ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US!!!

>>17994564
Good. Supernatural gimmicks that weren't exactly Undertaker and Kane have been retarded.

>>17994561
Miller High Life

Shits pretty fucking good.

Tag team division needs Buddy.

Jesus Christ wwe fucking sucks

MCMG fuckboy aesthetic really grates on my nerves. they look like youtubers who groom 14 year olds in their DMs

Holy shit this fucking match fell apart

Dexter should join War Raiders replacing Vallhala

sheesh I wonder who will win

>>17994362
I want to breed this kween

Dexter was botching like crazy

Damm that Leg Drop looked nasty

what a snoozefest

>>17994570
he's a freaking lizard! now *that's* funny.

I think HHH doesn't have the heart to tell Bo that his group sucks ass

Damian Priest is going to win

terrible main event

>wyatt 6
>there are 5 of them
??

For me, it's Jade Cargill

Lumis is garbage

>>17994593
Imagine getting brain damage over such a nothing match. KWAB

>>17994570
Go back to red.dit

>>17994606
kek, it's sicks not six

sperg cena is growing on me

>>17994592
yeah he seemed lost

yeah thats it from me. fuck watching this pg sloppa

>>17994523
Vince's panic button for the tag division was Kane + anyone.
>Kane and Mankind
>Kane and X-pac
>Kane and Undertaker
>Kane and Hurricane
>Kane and RVD
>Kane and Big Show
>Kane and Daniel Bryan

>>17994561
WATER

>>17994606
Bray is the spiritual sixth member

>>17994606
Wyatt sicks not 6 yeah it was dumb because they couldn't match what Lexi wanted initially and dumb Bo got injured later

>>17994615
More like Wyatt Sucks, everything involving that fat fuck sucked

>>17994622
Kane was a good soldier that’s why

>>17994611
Someone needs to nuke that fucking site

>>17994632
not untrue

>>17994561
coors

John Cena in 2 Segments tonight??? TWO???

Surprising amount of Cena on the show tonight

Pretty based that Cena is doing a bunch of segments on every show.

>>17994640
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG i look like this btw

>>17994622
he was good hand

MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YOU BETTER WATCH MY WIVES PODCAST

>>17994611
Honestly, the gayest part of this is anyone finding Becky hot.

VOLTAREMOS EM BREVE

>>17994641
Not surprised with how deathly silent some segments have been.

wow the wyatts are ass in ring too

>>17994634
What? Don't you want Rhea's girlcock?

Holy shit Michelle McCool is now cohosting Six Feet Under!!!

>michelle is now co-hosting
Literally fucking dropped.

JOHN CENA SUUUUUUUCKS

Woah double Cena

MMMMMMMMichelle MMMMMMMcool

CM PHIL HOGWHEELS ABOUT TO MELTDOWN

why did taker drop the other guy. i dont wanna listen to taker wifeguy it for an hour

>meltzer reports that R-Truth is not to be used ever again on TV and his character name going forward is Ron Killings
>still goes by R-Truth

WE DO LOVE CHEZ HERE

>>17994622
The big red hot tag

BOOOO WE WANT TRUTH

>>17994641
half his dates are gone so might as well build as much as he can

whys john wearing zionist colors

Cock Mouth Punk

this looks like unraveling and im here for it

>>17994657
taker had a heart surgery after wrestlemania this year


>>17994659
Ur simply a fag

>>17994675
oy vey delete this goyim

PHILLLLL

LOOK IN MY BUTTTTTT
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
A WHOLE BUNCH OF BROWN POOOO AND PEE

damn punk looks more buff than when he appeared at ss2023

i didnt sign for this

>Cena segment with Cody
>Cena segment with Punk
The Nose using shortcuts to disguise his shit booking

>>17994668
>meltzer

HIT HIS MUSIC
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bcuAw77J8_Y

I'm starting to think TKO was right in letting R-Truth go, this angle will be dimeless in a month

>brand split means nothing anymore
right

>>17994682
>you're a fag for liking the previous guy and not wanting to see Taker bring his wife on as a nepohire
Whatever you say, retard.

I didn’t sign up for no Buddy.

>>17994675
This is why no one is taking his heel turn seriously. Even when he tries to be the bad guy Good Guy John always shines through.

>>17994687
Hes been looking big since around his HIAC match with Drew

Oh look, it's the HYPOCRITE who is even being called a HYPOCRITE on live TV. Finally, I agree with Cena on something. Can't wait for the crowds to finally chant that too.

there have been so many opportunities for cena to say fine speech and to my knowledge he hasnt yet

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holy reddit

>>17994687
HE is going full Comedian

nerd

>>17994700
you're bad as those asylum niggas who think they napoleon

they forgot to hide Phil's bald spot

STAR WARS REFERENCE!!!!

CENAM PUNK
CENAM PUNK
CENAM PUNK

Feels like it's been a good crowd.

>his gimmick is that he's here to make money
>also, his gimmick is that he hates people who have money

BROCK LESNAR OUT OF NOWHERE IS GONNA BE JOHNS FINAL OPPONENT YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!

ONIONSWAR

Alright, we know someone is taking out punk before night of champions. Who's gonna be that one, and who's gonna fight cena in place of punk?

chez is such a faggot

GIVE THEM A HAPPY ENDING

>>17994687
>phil on HGH
Holy Dimes

Give me a happy ending

REDDIT WARS REFERENCE

hes so over

THIS IS JUST LIKE MY HECKIN STAR WARS!

i like the prequels more than the rest

>>17994705
He won't give us what we want because it's a heel turn

MUH HECKING STAR WARS

>crowd only popping for the talking segments and deathly silent for the wrestling
Morbid

JOHN CHINA

KEK the cena china shirt in the back

JERK OFF THE CROWD, JOHN
GIVE THEM THE OL FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE

STAR WARS, [LOCAL CITY] IS GREAT

>>17994737
he's such a genius....

roids punk is kinda dimes looking

>horse racing doesn't matter
UMA MUSUME BROS WTF

>GIVE ME A HAPPY ENDING JOHN
kek this crowd is fun

also you wrestling fans making fun of star wars fans calling them nerds is hilarious lmfao

>Star Wars
THIS IS A TREK BOARD AND INDUSTRY PHIL!

Cena is right. Horse racing doesn’t matter.

>>17994741
>American crowds

>GIVE ME A HAPPY ENDING JOHN
kek

what if cenas next opp just spoke to him in flawless mandarin

WAS THAT A LE HECKIN START WARS REFERENCE WOW WOW WOW LE START WARS

>>17994757
based hrosebro

I HATE CORPORATE PUNK
I HATE CORPORATE PUNK

>>17994761
People care about it once a year, when a bunch of celebrities show up to wear stupid hats and have one of the worst cocktails that anyone has ever come up with.

DID HE SAY TRUTH?!

Cena is right though

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>Maybe I am a little too Harry Potter talking to Draco Malfoy while Thanos snaps his fingers and the sling ring summoning circles open for a guy like you.
Kill CM Punk jfc

>>17994761
sovereignty beats journalism nigger faggot

SAVE US CHEZ

punk referencing the pipebomb sucks so bad

Lol phil forgot his lines

BLACK LIVES

>punk lost six times to him
>bro you can't beat me

so I see phil is shooting

>>17994302 (OP)
i think this nigga punk forgot the promo

Man what's gonna happen 5 years from now when the E no longer has a single dime drawer left in their midst?

>>17994794
do amerimutts really

CM Punk is always pissed off.

Retire already, old man

Phil is gonna have to shoot because he forgot his promo lmao

Punk forgot his lines lol

Comedian Punk

>>17994799
thats a brazillian thing

>>17994794
>webm
kek is that the brazilian showerhead that kills people?

uh oh cenasisters.....

>>17994799
'd 'o

I hate these meta Punk promos

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Punk finna spit roast cena

>>17994809
kek that jon china shirt

H needs to give Punk some notes or something, he can't improvise a lot these days

>Saudi Arabia is hell
PHIL NO

>>17994807
where do you think mutts came from

he's gonna spitroast him lol

>>17994799
Brazil I'm afraid

>forgot lines
it's better when they do because it's a real test to see if they can adlib kek

SPITROAST???

none of those shitters belong there

john laughing because he knows punk forgot his lines lmao

MISAWA!

PUNK FINNA SPIT AND SUCK CENA WTFFFFFFFFFFF

What the fuck is punk even talking about? This promo makes no sense.

FRICTION MENTIONED

>spitroast
Damn Phil is into some stuff

>>17994833
this is a shoot promo

>>17994824
He’s warming up now but clearly Phil forgot at first

RON KILLINGS STRIKES AGAIN

FUCK THAT SUCKED
I HATE CM PUNK

Cena is clearly bigger than those CM Phil said kek

>>17994833
he forgot his lines, you can even see the moment it happened

FRICTION MENTIONED

punks gonna harley race and and spit on it before pistroasting cena

GIGAPOP FOR BLISS

Cena injured

>>17994712
Alright!

SHADES OF 92

"THE STFU!"

Has it been called that since 2005?

>>17994852
worked

>getting beat up by a tiktoker
kek

>>17994854
its not alright. you deserve better than buddy

The cutest mom of a retarded baby

Charley looking especially subhuman tonight

my foot is asleep

ALEXA BLIFFF THERE SJEJ IS

HOT

>>17994833
he is senile and forgot promo, you can tell when he took a big pause

Well, that promo lasted about two seconds, but it is the best mic work that Charlotte has ever given.

>women feuds are about "this division"
>men feuds are about THE INDUSTRY
kek

I'm not gay, but the things I would do to little Alex Kaufman's tight Jewish ass would get me strategically struck with a missile strike like I am an Iranian Nuclear Physicist.

wanna see alexa bliss being eaten out by charles in the way lexi belle was eaten out by julia ann

Charlotte looks less lanky and with more meat on the bones

Isn't Alexa too old to play with dolls?

Bliss is sex

Why do they always cut away when she yanks off the skirt these days?

That gear does wonders for Charles's boobs

I don’t know who the purple haired bitch in this match is

>>17994897
She is spiritually possessed by Harley Quinn

>>17994882
Kek, it be that way

Alexa is an honorary Aryan. She is a JAP (Jewish American Princess) and according to /pol/ Japs are white.

Hitler would approve of me rearranging her guts.

>>17994914
The cute petite manhandable hag wife who can't be satisfied by Gargano Crickets

>>17994911
Watching relieving the war today, and charles looked basic as your run off the mill 90's high school chick.

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>>17994923
Sorry she is latina now

THIS MATCH IS SEXY EXCEPT FOR THE WOMAN IN THE SUIT

>two more
bro you could try to hide it

We are here
>>17994849
>>17994849
>>17994849

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>>17994610
>slowly gets to her knees about to start sucking his cock