SMACKDOWN GAMETHREAD 4
>>17993517
I want to fuck schizo Naomi
>>17994302 (OP)Thank you baker.
https://x.com/StuBennett/status/1933699028362887558
No Giulia tonight is devastating
Candice looks like she uses Bad Dragon products
>>17994302 (OP)OP, I recommend Suda51's other works, too.
Ofc the fridge protects the snacks
tiffy
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>>17994302 (OP)IT'S TIFFY TIME!
Is Cody not Street Fighter 5 Cody??
The smackdown tag team division is worth 5 whole cents
>Jimmy Uso eat Naomi's ass every night
Nia always does the safest Annihilators on Tiffy kek itโs cute that theyโre shoot friends
I'm really liking heel Naomi. Reminds me of a villain in like a kids Disney channel sitcom.
I want to facefuck Nikki Cross while she's wearing the mask
>motor shitty machine bums
did they whole tag division become faces against another team of faces
>>17994315Cody you're a married man, keep your eyes to yourself
>>17994340at least they've been trying to give them character in these last few weeks instead of just relying on heatless bangers
is this shit completely pretaped? they changed clothes in 5 seconds
>>17994355a certain obese octopus maybe
>Mcmg are still getting crickets several months on
Grim
MCMG get the cheapest pyro spot kek
so they just getting rid of the angle where the Wyatts only go after people who betray their family or is this a callback when Bray was tag champ
>>17994330Who is the Michaels?
So tired of this dimeless tag team division
>>17994366this was cringe from day 1
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>>17994355Yeah sheโs really embracing how cartoonishly evil and zany it is lol and it works. She has the villainous laugh and mannerisms down. Reminds me of TAS Batman Joker
Jimmy gets to eat Naomiโs ass every night and thatโs why heโs the Michaels.
>HTTYG Live Action remake
Actual Negative Dimes
>>17994339Dimeless Fighter sucks now, the only saving grace was Terry and Mai
>>17994327that big dildo?
>>17994366Bray was always a fat shitter. The only gimmick that ever had legs was The Fiend, and that went to shit immediately.
>>17994353>when keeping it real goes too far
>45 year old guys
>punk rock theme
>>17994302 (OP)Is this the most bleak the tag division has been since 2016?
All these teams fucking suck and New Day are carrying the other belts.
>>17994352Nia knows that injuring a champion is the quickest way out of the company
>>17994381>deletedCamaron que se duerme!
>>17994352They really complemented each other a lot last year, Tiffy helped Nia with her queen of the ring gimmick, and Nia returned the favor with the briefcase.
what if mcmg came out to
>ใฝเผผเบูอเบเผฝ๏พ RแดJse uR doษดGeRs ใฝเผผเบูอเบเผฝ๏พ
instead
>>17994391Raws tag division is far worse
>Zoe Saldana doing t mobile ads
Grim.
>>17994353>WE'RE ON YOUR SIDEKWAB
>>17994391Fraxiom are based
You niggas actually watch current Smackdown?
>>17994391merge the belts and have Bron and SNEED wipe out the entire roster
>>17994352She's just being cautious after she banzai dropped Tiffy's face causing the disfigurement she has now
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it's kinda boring when money in the bank holders declare which title they're cashing in for
>>17994352>tโs cute that theyโre shoot friends
>>17994405Axiom is based
Frazer is a dead albatross hanging round Axiom's neck.
>>17994391The tag scene in all of American wrestling is truly dire at this point in time
>>17994391New Day carrying the belts suck, but at least they're heel. Other than that, I'd say the tag division is some of the best it's been in two decades, since Vince traditionally never knew how to book a good tag division. The guys now actually come across as competent teams and some of them even have a shred of personality.
>>17994408They're bound to get the belts sometime right?
>>17994397>RAISE YOUR SPORKS
why is wwe tag team wresting so gay?
>>17994406Only the segments featuring Black females
>>17994414there is already a perfectly good stream, not joining your IP farm just because you let people say nigger
>>17994302 (OP)wyatts are so ass i dont get the appeal
Holy fuck gigapop for the wyatts. Guess /pw/ isn't real life :/
>>17994427I hope so. The Wolf Dogs on NXT was dimes
>>17994437Why are their soles so white
The Wyatt 6 aren't over, the fireflies are over.
HOWDY
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You gotta love the Howdster
Is Dexter still married in kayfabe?
>>17994441PLEASE CLAP BECAUSE BRAY WYATT IS DEAD
>>17994443I still miss them.
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>>17994408this their isnt enough teams on both brands for two belts
>>17994439oh yeah? where is it then
the fuck is that knocking sound. am i losing my marbles
Is anyone in that group even capable of cutting a decent promo?
>>17994441I think people are just being nice out of respect for Bray.
>>17994457Give it a rest bogster
one thing i detest about this entrance is how it constrains the mood. you cant cheer or sing along or even take pictures. also they cut the song as it entered the hook.
>>17994457but we're watching it on netflix...
>>17994459so you don't know?
I miss schizo Gacy from NXT
Has a title reign ever started and ended with a cash in?
>>17994443That was a weird team. Baron completely carried the team on the mic, while Bron carried them in the ring. Sneed isn't good enough to do either.
lumis used to be so dimes
>>17994445what do you mean? have you never seen a black person before?
Damn Gacy gonna end up with the Cena bald spot soon
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>Uncle horny
Gary looks like he'd fit in Raven's Flock perfectly
>>17994472bron is better on the mic than corbin and sneed
>>17994437same reason your soles are whiter than your skin
>>17994445It signals their taste in men
>lets see what's going on at AE-
That hammer is awful. Literally looks like something he picked up at Spirit Halloween.
>>17994423>vince never knew how to book tag divisions>New Age outlaws vs. RockNSock vs. Too Cool>Hardyz vs. dudleys vs. Edge/Christian>Hurri-Kane vs. BookerT/Goldust vs. UnamericansVince had godly tag booking from the mid 90s through the mid 2000s.
>>17994478We dont have niggers in Serbia
>>17994445you didnt cum on them enough! boo this man!
if they are super natural hillbillies why commentators use their real names?
>>17994472Baron was leading, but Bron was really good on the mic during this period too.
i like how all the tag teams are scared of the wyatts but their just gonna go 50/50 with them before jobbing clean
tess2
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Wade and Joe falling asleep.
the ref is carrying this match
>>17994498>I SEEMED TO HAVE BEEN POISONED BY MY CONSTIETUENTS
>>17994498when i saw this on twitter, i audible laughed. AEW is gay but kenny is based
What a bunch of non-pop dimeless shitters
Has the tag team division ever EVER been in such a grim state?
>>17994498>when you win 1st place at the cherry pie eating contest
>>17994506they're working on it
I'm convinced that turning Naomi heel is one of the best decisions HHH has ever made.
>>17994502for me was the random team between Kane and Xpac
>>17994392>>17994413Nia has seniority and good standing with everyone. Sheโd be fine if she accidentally hurt someone
>>17994394Yeah that was really good shit last year
>>17994416https://youtube.com/shorts/GjUlR9OIFRQ?si=DW3s2i0MVknkB8qn
Lot of cute clips and pica of them hanging out
This fucking sucks
WWE sucks so much now
>>17994502You named basically all of them. Vince mostly used the tag division to set up feuds between singles. You're also naming a very specific timeframe, from like 99-04.
>>17994518Tag team wrestling has literally never been good
seesh
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>>17994468The angle with the Parker was hilarious
>Parker claims he based his face touch angle with Joe Gacy on Asuka and Shinji at the end of EoE>Askes Two Dimes to play "Komm, sรผรer Tod" from his Bluetooth speaker as soon as he came back into gorilla after said angle>Cried in front of the entire locker room and called it a generation defining momentSEEEEEEEEESH
>>17994353What a fucking woke loser
>>17994518The 2006 smackdown tag scene was hella sad too
>>17994522please please please stomp on my balls
Never seen a more dead crowd on tv. Holy fuck
>>17994529Smackdown sucks for 3 years straight, Raw is a little bit better
Did anyone else buy Hank Hill
>>17994507Bron fumbled a lot and Barron would just pick up what he dropped and ran with it until Bron could catch back up. The Wolf Dogs were really fucking fun.
>>17994539Same
But barefoot
>>17994506I don't think they're supernatural this run. Also, I think it's also implied, even in kayfabe, that the personas are more so coping mechanisms.
I don't get it
If you do spooky gimmicks at least make sure to do spooky stuff and wear masks, use gross or dangerous stuff
>>17994547oh yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaa
>>17994545hank hill needs an earthbound-like
>>17994522Shes totally killing it. Naomi almost comes off as a natural heel shes so godo
>>17994549you do you man, i want her wearing greek sandals
>>17994552B-but the kids in the public
>visibly empty seats
>deathly quiet
Holy shit this getting hard to watch
what you drinking tonight anons?
>>17994552Yeah, their intro is spooky and that's it, when the bell rings they're just regular ass people.
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Why is Lumis so bad at his job
Unleash this man, save us from this.
They need to stop calling that the facial
>>17994563iain reading all that
>>17994362>ITS COMING RIGHT FOR US!!!
>>17994564Good. Supernatural gimmicks that weren't exactly Undertaker and Kane have been retarded.
>>17994561Miller High Life
Shits pretty fucking good.
Tag team division needs Buddy.
Jesus Christ wwe fucking sucks
MCMG fuckboy aesthetic really grates on my nerves. they look like youtubers who groom 14 year olds in their DMs
Holy shit this fucking match fell apart
Dexter should join War Raiders replacing Vallhala
sheesh I wonder who will win
>>17994362I want to breed this kween
Dexter was botching like crazy
Damm that Leg Drop looked nasty
>>17994570he's a freaking lizard! now *that's* funny.
I think HHH doesn't have the heart to tell Bo that his group sucks ass
Damian Priest is going to win
>wyatt 6
>there are 5 of them
??
For me, it's Jade Cargill
>>17994593Imagine getting brain damage over such a nothing match. KWAB
>>17994570Go back to red.dit
>>17994606kek, it's sicks not six
sperg cena is growing on me
>>17994592yeah he seemed lost
yeah thats it from me. fuck watching this pg sloppa
>>17994523Vince's panic button for the tag division was Kane + anyone.
>Kane and Mankind>Kane and X-pac>Kane and Undertaker>Kane and Hurricane>Kane and RVD>Kane and Big Show>Kane and Daniel Bryan
>>17994606Bray is the spiritual sixth member
>>17994606Wyatt sicks not 6 yeah it was dumb because they couldn't match what Lexi wanted initially and dumb Bo got injured later
>when John Cena starts yelling at you
>>17994615More like Wyatt Sucks, everything involving that fat fuck sucked
>>17994622Kane was a good soldier thatโs why
>>17994611Someone needs to nuke that fucking site
John Cena in 2 Segments tonight??? TWO???
Surprising amount of Cena on the show tonight
Pretty based that Cena is doing a bunch of segments on every show.
>>17994640GEEEEEEEEEEEEEG i look like this btw
>>17994622he was good hand
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM YOU BETTER WATCH MY WIVES PODCAST
>>17994611Honestly, the gayest part of this is anyone finding Becky hot.
>>17994641Not surprised with how deathly silent some segments have been.
wow the wyatts are ass in ring too
>>17994634What? Don't you want Rhea's girlcock?
Holy shit Michelle McCool is now cohosting Six Feet Under!!!
>michelle is now co-hosting
Literally fucking dropped.
MMMMMMMMichelle MMMMMMMcool
CM PHIL HOGWHEELS ABOUT TO MELTDOWN
why did taker drop the other guy. i dont wanna listen to taker wifeguy it for an hour
>meltzer reports that R-Truth is not to be used ever again on TV and his character name going forward is Ron Killings
>still goes by R-Truth
>>17994622The big red hot tag
>>17994641half his dates are gone so might as well build as much as he can
whys john wearing zionist colors
this looks like unraveling and im here for it
>Big pop for Chez in Corny Country
>>17994657taker had a heart surgery after wrestlemania this year
>>17994659Ur simply a fag
>>17994675oy vey delete this goyim
LOOK IN MY BUTTTTTT
WHAT DO YOU SEE?
A WHOLE BUNCH OF BROWN POOOO AND PEE
damn punk looks more buff than when he appeared at ss2023
>Cena segment with Cody
>Cena segment with Punk
The Nose using shortcuts to disguise his shit booking
HIT HIS MUSIC
https://youtube.com/watch?v=bcuAw77J8_Y
I'm starting to think TKO was right in letting R-Truth go, this angle will be dimeless in a month
>brand split means nothing anymore
right
>>17994682>you're a fag for liking the previous guy and not wanting to see Taker bring his wife on as a nepohireWhatever you say, retard.
I didnโt sign up for no Buddy.
>>17994675This is why no one is taking his heel turn seriously. Even when he tries to be the bad guy Good Guy John always shines through.
>>17994687Hes been looking big since around his HIAC match with Drew
Oh look, it's the HYPOCRITE who is even being called a HYPOCRITE on live TV. Finally, I agree with Cena on something. Can't wait for the crowds to finally chant that too.
there have been so many opportunities for cena to say fine speech and to my knowledge he hasnt yet
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>>17994687HE is going full Comedian
>>17994700you're bad as those asylum niggas who think they napoleon
they forgot to hide Phil's bald spot
CENAM PUNK
CENAM PUNK
CENAM PUNK
Feels like it's been a good crowd.
>his gimmick is that he's here to make money
>also, his gimmick is that he hates people who have money
BROCK LESNAR OUT OF NOWHERE IS GONNA BE JOHNS FINAL OPPONENT YOU HEARD IT HERE FIRST!
Alright, we know someone is taking out punk before night of champions. Who's gonna be that one, and who's gonna fight cena in place of punk?
>>17994687>phil on HGH Holy Dimes
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hes so over
THIS IS JUST LIKE MY HECKIN STAR WARS!
i like the prequels more than the rest
>>17994705He won't give us what we want because it's a heel turn
>crowd only popping for the talking segments and deathly silent for the wrestling
Morbid
KEK the cena china shirt in the back
JERK OFF THE CROWD, JOHN
GIVE THEM THE OL FIVE KNUCKLE SHUFFLE
STAR WARS, [LOCAL CITY] IS GREAT
>>17994737he's such a genius....
roids punk is kinda dimes looking
>horse racing doesn't matter
UMA MUSUME BROS WTF
>GIVE ME A HAPPY ENDING JOHN
kek this crowd is fun
also you wrestling fans making fun of star wars fans calling them nerds is hilarious lmfao
>Star Wars
THIS IS A TREK BOARD AND INDUSTRY PHIL!
Cena is right. Horse racing doesnโt matter.
>>17994741>American crowds
>GIVE ME A HAPPY ENDING JOHN
kek
what if cenas next opp just spoke to him in flawless mandarin
WAS THAT A LE HECKIN START WARS REFERENCE WOW WOW WOW LE START WARS
I HATE CORPORATE PUNK
I HATE CORPORATE PUNK
>>17994761People care about it once a year, when a bunch of celebrities show up to wear stupid hats and have one of the worst cocktails that anyone has ever come up with.
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DID HE SAY TRUTH?!
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>Maybe I am a little too Harry Potter talking to Draco Malfoy while Thanos snaps his fingers and the sling ring summoning circles open for a guy like you.
Kill CM Punk jfc
>>17994761sovereignty beats journalism nigger faggot
punk referencing the pipebomb sucks so bad
Lol phil forgot his lines
>punk lost six times to him
>bro you can't beat me
so I see phil is shooting
>>17994302 (OP)i think this nigga punk forgot the promo
Man what's gonna happen 5 years from now when the E no longer has a single dime drawer left in their midst?
>>17994794do amerimutts really
CM Punk is always pissed off.
Retire already, old man
Phil is gonna have to shoot because he forgot his promo lmao
Punk forgot his lines lol
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Comedian Punk
>>17994799thats a brazillian thing
>>17994794>webmkek is that the brazilian showerhead that kills people?
I hate these meta Punk promos
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Punk finna spit roast cena
>>17994809kek that jon china shirt
H needs to give Punk some notes or something, he can't improvise a lot these days
>Saudi Arabia is hell
PHIL NO
>>17994807where do you think mutts came from
he's gonna spitroast him lol
>>17994799Brazil I'm afraid
>forgot lines
it's better when they do because it's a real test to see if they can adlib kek
none of those shitters belong there
john laughing because he knows punk forgot his lines lmao
PUNK FINNA SPIT AND SUCK CENA WTFFFFFFFFFFF
What the fuck is punk even talking about? This promo makes no sense.
FRICTION MENTIONED
>spitroast
Damn Phil is into some stuff
>>17994833this is a shoot promo
>>17994824Heโs warming up now but clearly Phil forgot at first
RON KILLINGS STRIKES AGAIN
FUCK THAT SUCKED
I HATE CM PUNK
Cena is clearly bigger than those CM Phil said kek
>>17994833he forgot his lines, you can even see the moment it happened
punks gonna harley race and and spit on it before pistroasting cena
>JOHN I WANT YOU TO COME AT ME LIKE HARLEY RACE, THEN I CAN SPIT ROAST YOU
"THE STFU!"
Has it been called that since 2005?
>getting beat up by a tiktoker
kek
>>17994854its not alright. you deserve better than buddy
The cutest mom of a retarded baby
Charley looking especially subhuman tonight
ALEXA BLIFFF THERE SJEJ IS
HOT
>>17994833he is senile and forgot promo, you can tell when he took a big pause
Well, that promo lasted about two seconds, but it is the best mic work that Charlotte has ever given.
>women feuds are about "this division"
>men feuds are about THE INDUSTRY
kek
I'm not gay, but the things I would do to little Alex Kaufman's tight Jewish ass would get me strategically struck with a missile strike like I am an Iranian Nuclear Physicist.
wanna see alexa bliss being eaten out by charles in the way lexi belle was eaten out by julia ann
Charlotte looks less lanky and with more meat on the bones
Isn't Alexa too old to play with dolls?
Why do they always cut away when she yanks off the skirt these days?
That gear does wonders for Charles's boobs
I donโt know who the purple haired bitch in this match is
>>17994897She is spiritually possessed by Harley Quinn
>>17994882Kek, it be that way
Alexa is an honorary Aryan. She is a JAP (Jewish American Princess) and according to /pol/ Japs are white.
Hitler would approve of me rearranging her guts.
>>17994914The cute petite manhandable hag wife who can't be satisfied by Gargano Crickets
>>17994911Watching relieving the war today, and charles looked basic as your run off the mill 90's high school chick.
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>>17994923Sorry she is latina now
THIS MATCH IS SEXY EXCEPT FOR THE WOMAN IN THE SUIT
>two more
bro you could try to hide it
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>>17994610>slowly gets to her knees about to start sucking his cock