Thread 17999388

>squashes Gunther to become champ
>squashes sami and gets him released
>throws cm punk on the concrete fucking ground and tilts his pelvis
>squashes Roxanne Perez and fucks her in the ring to assert Jewish dominance
>aligns with Paul Heyman and brings in MJF to put him over
Kino

>>17999388 (OP)
White boys who randomly blame Jews for their shitty life will be seething

>>17999388 (OP)
it's gonna be more like this:

>beats gunther with at least 1 spear and 1 jackhammer
>new champ
>bron1 and bron2 show up to beat him up
>rollins' shitty theme starts to play
>stomps goldberg
>new champ
>OP shits his pants because his brainrot booking didn't happen

>>17999388 (OP)
Goldberg got gassed just typing that shit out

>>17999388 (OP)
Nah fuck midget Jew faggot. He should do all that squashin then drop the belt to Cena and retire

Jews BTFO.

>>17999388 (OP)
It's gonna be really cool if he has a heart attack and dies in the ring. Would be even cooler if Gunther pulls a Regal and shoots on him. I will forever be a fan of Regal for what he did there.

>>17999757
holy motherfucking fat

He needs to face cena title vs title retirement match and cena gets both titles

>>17999757
>Gunther shoots on him
Goldberg would murder Gunther in a shoot retard

>>17999388 (OP)
>squashes Roxanne Perez and fucks her
Instead of fucking her it should be him getting his asshole ate. As the winner of the White Boy challenge over 20 years ago, the prize was actually a young Latina eventually eating his asshole. It was fate

>>17999930
Please, oldberg would get destroyed and beaten to death. Maybe back in the day it would have been different but as it is now, Gunther would genocide his kike ass.

Goldberg is unironically the second worst main event wrestler of all time, only behind Warrior. The quicker this fuck does his retirement match and never enters the ring again the better.

>>17999388 (OP)
Bold to assume he won't get injured two minutes into the match

>>17999994
Gunther cannot fight for shit he’s a European fag. Goldberg is a 6’4 ex footballer trained in mma

>>17999980
>calls the Jewish guy white
/pw/ isn’t gonna like this

>>18000038
>Goldberg is a 6’4 ex footballer trained in mma
By sheer coincidence, so is Walter/Gunther. Except he played a goalkeeper

>>17999779
This.
And after the match Hulk Hogan makes his in-ring return, cashes in a MITB briefcase (it is never explained how he got one) and takes the titles from Cena.

The next night on RAW Ric Flair makes his return and challenges Hogan, he wins and ties Cena at 17 world title wins.

>>18000129
American football. Which actually requires athleticism

>>18000153
Yeah but Gunther played real football. Which actually uses the foot in contact with the ball.

>>18000153
>Which actually requires athleticism
>Fat niggers running for ten seconds then getting speared is athletic in muttville

>>18000153
>American football
>Requires athleticism
Mate I loved watching "Refridgerator" Perry back in the day as much as the next guy from watching the old days but your sport has an excessive amount of padding and helmets for a ball sport because you got too many fat guys just running up to gain momentum to bowl over someone half their size or to just get paid to stand there most of the time and to not fall over. I'll give the athleticism where it's due to maybe some of the positional players like the receivers and special teams positions but don't sell me that Goldberg as a defensive tackle was exerting a whole lot of energy running around the place.

>>18000038
Kek, Shitberg had his ass handed back by Lesnar the UBERSOLDAT

>>17999388 (OP)
finna basef

>>17999392
>randomly blamed
nope, very deterministically blamed.
If your country has
>millions of incompatible foreigners
a J did Hart-Celler act
>entitled, pampered nigs
Js did all the Civil Rights movement and laws
>entitled women payed with male taxes while not wanting to build families and only wanting to abort
almost all OG feminists were J
>a child forced by the authorities to tranxition
Js did all the Weimar gay tranx laws
>46T in debt
Js printed under plandemic to cover their repo market crashed asses from 2019, and a dozen of trillions were burnt in wars since 1990 for Js homeland

>>17999388 (OP)
>Goldberg, Heyman, MJF
Who else is joining the JWO?

>>18001828
B&R

>>18001828
Gms