HAT BIRB EDITION!!!
As Becky was gloating about her victory over Lyra at MITB on Raw last Monday, she attempted to rub salt in wound by humiliating /ourbirb/ even further by making her apologize and raise her hand yet again. But /ourbirb/ had other plans in mind as she approached her former mentor with an intensity we have never seen before when suddenly, auntie Bayley beat her to it by attacking mama Becko. Lyra seemingly had no idea that this was about to happen and from the looks of it, we may have another joshi vying for the spot as the coveted Women's IC champion. The great joshi war continues, but one fact remains true - /ourbirb/ saved the last two PLEs by being a true workhorse who had MOTN on both of them.
Once again, thread protection has been enabled and any Lyra haters who post in this thread will suddenly get diarrhea while being stuck in traffic.
Watch the CVV interview here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PGyK-wmlCXs&t
MITB highlights: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNbhPdWpNyw
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>>17949231Socials:
https://x.com/Real_Valkyria/
https://www.instagram.com/real_valkyria/
Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title
is that a bird wearing a hat? how absurd.
>>18002891Enjoy your diarrhea!
A bird in a hat?
A canary in a cap if you will.
>>18002898Afraid so. The birds are learning!
>>18002891but she does have two (soon to be three) ple matches. and defended her belt multiple times when she had it.
>>18002898Many such cases!
>>18002891This general has yet to beat the jeet allegations
Why is replying to himself
>>18002884 (OP)>Wearing a hat to hide her putrid nepomom puke
>stalks the catalog 24/7 for birb generals and threads
its grim, folks.
kek what a hat wearing player!
>>18002940Idk, he's the one that always shows up once it's daytime in India. We checked it because the Lyra anti would always show up at around the same time until he was called out on it and conveniently stopped shortly after.
She's the cutest joshi in the world :3
Hey nepohogs!
You lost to a fucking Iguana and R-Truth cutting his hair.
Shameful!
>>18002980ChatGPT, Grok, and Copilot. Have verified this statement to be truthful.
Reminder! Lyra will never be part of the joshi alliance. /Arrrr/, /Giu/, /IYO/, and /Kabuki/. All hate you!
>>18003023bird alliance is better. fraid so!
>>18003023That's not a thing tho.
>>18003023That's cool. Lyra is still the best joshi in the world though. Afraid so.
She really needs to show us her feet
Does wheels still post here?
>>18002884 (OP)OP posts the thread
>>18002891Anti starts seething not even a minute later. Kek, what an obsessed loser!
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she's strutting over to take out this general like the Blake Monroe one
This pic should be edited to Lyra and Hog vs all of /pw/
>>18003116Hey another succubusbro
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why does the lyra general draw all the dimes? its such a new general. and yet, its already taking over peedub. while other ones struggle.
>>18003132Yup. We've had such a fantastic start. I guess Birbamania really IS taking /pw/ by storm!
what's the significance of her wearing a hat
>>18003132>while other ones struggleI love how you bird faggots love playing the victims. Yet constantly take pot shots at others.
>me when I see birb antis
>>18003191Don't act like it comes out of nowhere. Everyone knows that Lyra has a very dedicated schizo attacking her every hour of the day. We know that he isn't an ACTUAL IYO fan, but it makes him mad, so riling him up a little is fine.
>>18002884 (OP)Thought that was a maga hat, scared me there for a sec
>>18003205>Grrrr I'm angry :3
>>18002953It's quite impressive how he monitors the catalogue to instantly post in /birb/ every time a new thread gets posted. Very sad existence, but hey, to each their own.
>>18003191>We can hate on Lyra all we want but don't you dare do it back at us!Yeah, you can you fuck yourself .
>>18003191Didn’t you start this by attacking her over one loss
>>18002891>Seethe in exactly 35 secondsHOW did you find this thread that quickly
>>18003334Phwoar she is so strong
>>18003132>why does the lyra general draw all the dimes?Not even Becko could help her just look at those faces
Bayley's betrayal was hidden in plain sight
>>18003178Oh brother, that's a rabbit hole we aren't ready to go down yet
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what did the catalog mean by this?
>>18003655Based. They deserve it!
Aoife is my favorite joshi!
>>18002906>Ye gots them animal crossing mista?!?
>>18003655Suplex birb city!!!
Crazy that she's the only one that actually did something. From that NXT draft. Ilja is coming back. So let's see.
She should tweet more. She'll have more followers.
aoife is such a cute name
>>18006737It's weird. She tweeted a tin when she was in NXT UK. I guess her schedule has gotten way busier.
>>18006748I think it's adorable too. But I guess Americans wouldn't get it.
>>18006737She's probably busy doing sex with her nerdy partner (lucky guy)
>>18006115What was she looking at?
>>18007457She searched the term "nepohog" in the archives and realized just how insane that schizo really is.
>>18003191I'm guessing you post in one of those struggling generals.
>>18006748How do you even pronounce that?
>>18005959She looks hot when she's pissed.
>>18007769>How do you even pronounce that?Eee-fa. Like 'Eva' but with an F not a V
>>18007050It's like when they changed Io to Iyo. To make it easier.
>>18007820Why is a bird riding a dragon?
>>18007883It's a flex. Cause Birb can fly whenever she wants.
>>18007520She's becoming too muscular desu
>Momma Becko vs Aunt Bayley tomorrow
Hmmm....
>>18008316I don't think Birb will turn heel. But she'll accidentally cause Bayley the match.
>>18008316Heel Valkyria!!
>>18008723This is the most magical she’s ever looked. Like some mystical witch.
>>18002884 (OP)>with an intensity we have never seen before>>18003205Yeah, great character work Lyra FAILkyria! Queen of the lowcard.
>>18009041Nah Momma Becks pulled her rights. Dumbass camera didn't capture it.
>>18009180This needs to be signed by new anons entering the thread
>>18009239Meant tights kek
>>18009180can i get this printed on toilet paper? thanks in advance
>>18009233Working with two all time greats isn't the lowcard. She gets weekly screentime and segments which can't be said about other champions in the division!
I have come to deliver prime Lyra Valkyria pits. Enjoy.
>>18008201There's a difference between toned and Rhea and Bianca level of muscle.
>>18009716They should be censored. Way too lewd.
>>18009723Rhea isn’t that muscley anymore
Daily reminder that Lyra lost and has no title
>>18009825And yet, she has more matches than certain people.
Has Aoife been announced for Raw?
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Oh boy! Can't wait for my 5 minutes of birb tonight!
Bayley and Lyra had a bit of a staredown
>>18013247I'm just wondering who's gonna turn on who? Raw really needs more heels. I'm going with Bayley. But a heel Lyra would be amazing.
>>18002884 (OP)Imagine being kicked out of your own title feud. Kek what a plain birb KWAPB
>>18013324Iyo has no feud.
>>18013268I really like heel Bayley. Lyra's never been a heel as long as she's been in WWE. I'll be happy either way.
>>18013268How would heel Lyra work? I can only picture it as a Gunther-ish heel. Cause I can't see her being a cheating one. Seeing as she barely loses.
Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title
>>18013930Just ignore him. If Lyra has the title, he's mad, if she doesn't have a title he gloats about it. He's gonna talk shit either way and giving him (You)s is what he thrives on.
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Board moving fast again today.. what is happening?
>>18014467Don't know. The Raw Gamethread has less replies than usual. Which is odd.
>>18014802The girl in the middle is cute as fuck. Mystery meat
>>18014816That's Aliyah James. She used to be in NXT UK. She and Noam Darr are a couple, or at least they were at one point.
>>18014865She’s incredibly cute.
>>18014802Lyra's poor knees
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>>18014935......why is there a mural of her
>>18014935i really like that oversize sweater gimmick
id wear that
>mfw there's no Birb on my screen
I sleep
>>18014960>lash naps Uhhhh trick bros?
>Cucknette didn't like the universally praised MITB match between Lyra and Becky cause they're not Rhea
He should just stop talking about female wrestlers. If he's just going to disregard them. Cause he prefers Rhea.
>>18015006He doesn't get the wings or her bird gimmick. Yet, Bron barking and having parallels to a pitbull is fine tho. Dude is a hypocritical tard.
ive never understood why people are so concerned about the opinions of a man who watches other men fuck his wife but maybe thats just me
>>18014802Simply NEED to get balls deep in Isla desu
>>18015006>>18015027>Seething at BVLLnette Birdfags in the mud once again
>Iyofag is a cuck
Surprised.
>>18015048Feels like it should be illegal to post this
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>>18015058>He has to defend Corny now cause he doesn't like LyraGrimmy Grim
>>18015107I love that lil smirk :)
>>18015006Cucknette is a race traitor and handled by kike lastberg who him and his satanic family are sadly still breathing.
I emailed cucknette to laugh at himwhen “plain and white” what’s his name Bobby something went to hell like he likes to say. Same when his dog died, and said soon it will be the pig you call a white and how I will personally fly Vince Russo first class to Kentucky to shit on your grave when you go to hell
>>18015928Also that at least Russo has children and a legacy. You have nothing except a Jew leeching of you
>>18014935>when she sees a bird
>>18016399That laugh can cure depression
>>18017110Crowd is behind her a bit. That's good.
Unfortunately no Lyra this week, but it was a good segment between Becky and Bayley. I'm excited to tune in next week.
>>18017269It's Becky/Bayley now. She's not needed anymore
Well that was a waste of my Monday night
I thought Bayley and Becky had a match tonight
>>18017346It was a good segment. It made me care about Bayley. I liked how they worked in her real frustrations of feeling like she's not on the same level as Becky.
They had to build up the Bayley side of things more. Lyra wasn't really needed this week. Cause everyone already knows the history between Lyra and Becky/Bayley. Everyone just chill. Speaking of Birb!
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>Lyra turning heel
I predict a fuck finish next week, and a triple threat at Evolution.
I mean, I guess Lyra is going heel. What a rollercoaster ride kek.
>And just know, if you win that title. I'll do what's best for me.
I'm already loving heel Lyra.
>>18017805She looks really good with the darker eyeliner too. We've never seen heel Lyra for as long as she's been in WWE and I'm excited.
Why would Lyra be suddenly acting like a dick to Bayley? I guess stealing her spotlight or belt shot. But seems way out of character before she's actually a heel.
why did auntie bayley ghost lyra
But bros I don’t want her to turn heel :(
>>18017968Becky cheated to beat Lyra at Money in the Bank, and Lyra should rightfully have a rematch coming. Bayley coming back and jumping the line feels like a stab in the back to Lyra.
>>18017805Why does her ear look so pointy here? Is she secretly an elf? That would explain her beauty.
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>>18018002It also seems as though Lyra was being a good friend and kept checking up on Bayley and never heard back
>>18017968Bayley ghosted her and her Animal Crossing requests to play together
>>18018060Yes. Bayley wasn't thinking about Lyra's feelings.
>Lyra throwing a tantrum at her Aunt
What a brat!
>>18017805Fuck, her makeup was on point tonight. She looked gorgeous.
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>>18018180Does she need, dare I say, correction?
>>18018084A birb can only be denied Animal Crossing for so long. Before she snaps.
>>18018229Brat correction, if you will.
>>18018229>Momma Becko and Aunt Bayley spank correct birb on her bare bumOh my....
>can't post pics cause of connection error
sloppy shop
>only seen for a small segment
>instantly steals the show with her AURA and BEAUTY
>>18019351The birb turns to the dark side.
Kek the birb got buried! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL!!!!!!! Push deactivated! Thank you based Haitch!
LYRA vs. BAYLEY vs. BECKY sounds like a pretty based triple threat desu
>She's gonna be a heel now
That won't be a disaster at all kek
>>18021732It won't. She was a heel in the indies and NXT UK a bit.
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I need Lyra thighs. Please post Lyra thighs.
>>18020258Nah, we are getting Heel Birb like UK.
Unfortunately, beck hogan hates chair shots and bailey too
>Heel birb will stop doing Wooooooooooo
I-i don't think I'm ready for that
>>18022543Hopefully she gets a new metal theme.
>>18022543she looks so fucking fine here god damn
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>>18022741Kek, Aoife's back
>>18022765Bayley looks like every aunt dealing with an unruly niece
>>18023013I LOVE WATCHING LYRA GET EMBARRASSED AND PISS HERSELF
>>18023013Bayley will pants her next. It's a shameful thing.
Bayley was getting too friendly. Birb is gonna shoot on her.
Next general should be heel edition
>>18023395We need a good heel pic. Probably from her indie or NXT UK days.
>>18023632Best hat wearing player!
>>18023013The wardrobe malfunction curse will continue until Lyra willingly shows off the goods.
>>18022543She's gonna stop the wing flapping too
>>18024616>pecks you in your path
Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title
>>18022692Lyra needs to start politicking. She would save Tater's career.
>>18024858>Politicking She couldn't even keep her title and is a third wheel in her own feud. She's getting soft buried. LA Knight style.
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>mfw an anti posts something dumb
>>18024981She looked so good last night
>>18002906Looks like Ms Soap getting ready for the biggest cumshot of all time. God that gooner splitscreen edit was so good I wish I still had it.
>>18024981simply NEED her to beat me up
>Tatum back to being part of a stable cause HBK is creatively bankrupt when it comes to her
It's tough Tyra bros.
>>18002884 (OP)Why isn't birb over and why is she being pushed out of her only noteworthy feud?
>>18027135>tries to get her to pose correctly anyways CUTE
>>18027175Is Tatum built for Lyra or is Lyra built for Tatum?
>>18027224You finna know it
>>18028609I want them back :(
>Still hasn't changed her X bio to FORMER IC champ
>>18029319Why does it matter to you?
>>18029697Based! Thea Hail is a big fan as well.
>>18029697Nickelback and Creed is for Chads and Stacies.
>>18029697>Nickelback >Animal Crossing >YA booksLyra is very quirky
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Bring them back.
Daily reminder that lyra lost and has no title
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>>18030691Time for Tatum to get called up to Raw.
Next /birb/ edition and OP image ideas?
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>>18031206So many KYSs :(((((
>>18030691Turn her heel to help Lyra with Bayley.
>>18024981>>18031193Brat edition. Cause birb is acting like one.
>>18031448can anyone make an edit of that pic with that green background?
>>18031206Erm why is Rhea calling Birb
>>18031791Yeah I'm thinking SMOOCHES!!!!!
>>18029319Lyra barely tweets. Cause she's out training hard.
Idk, the components to Lyra's heel turn are pretty weak. She's gonna change completely cause Bayley is getting a title shot? Seems like a stretch.
>>18032826I mean Naomi turned heel for a stupid reason too
>>18032826We've seen people turn heel for less I feel like. Seems like a Rhea and Dom situation before they split.
>>18023632If you were that one anon that requested a hat birb edition of /birb/, this one was for you!! :3
>>18034390The most innocent little ass cheeks
>>18034390birb butt is best butt.
She was not having Aunt Bayley's explanation
>>18035493Why does this look so aesthetic
>>18035493Do you think birb would give me Isla’s number if I asked
>>18029697>And what the hell was on Lyra's head
>>18037962Too much glitter
So is she going to be on Night of Champions or Evolution?
>>18039230Probably Evolution. They'll set up her heel turn throughout the upcoming weeks. Since I think Bayley will get the belt.
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>>18039845She's so precious
>>18039845>>18039993I would gladly give my life to protect her
>>18039845>no NatalyaShameful birb
>Russo doesn't like her
>Corny doesn't like her
I mean, folks....
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>>18040447>Two rage baiting has-beens don't like BirbOh no!
So I took my tulpa Birb out on a date today. We had ice cream and went for a walk at the park! It was delightful! Maybe she'll let me go all the way soon;)
Next OP image and edition suggestions?
Another successful Birb general almost at 300.
>>18041310I'm not fully sure if this is an anti suggestion or not based on the KYSes in there, I like the format tho
I hope they keep her theme, you can’t trust Def Rebel not to fuck it up
The heel turn will be a disaster. If you guys have to admit that.
>>18041294Heel edition would be cool. Since it's trending that way.
>>18041305that pic has meme potential
