Thread 18007768

you will never have this

>>18007768 (OP)
anyway

>>18007768 (OP)
damn in always wanted a dumpy single mom with a black child

>>18007768 (OP)
Uh thanks

>>18007768 (OP)
Crocs in my engagement photo? Correct. I will never have that

>>18007768 (OP)
something is wrong with that guy

>>18007768 (OP)
>you will never have this

>>18007768 (OP)
I'll never have a black stepson either, what's your fucking point

>>18007768 (OP)
you think will is smart enough to make this 4/10 sign a prenup

>>18007768 (OP)
Marrying your dead friends gf. Grim

>>18007768 (OP)
Thank god

A pub garden?

This guy is teh gay?

>>18007867
>you think will is smart enough
nope

>>18007768 (OP)
Bea wasn't a prize in the face department. But at least she has a nice body. What a downgrade.

Bitch got some wide ahh feet

>>18007768 (OP)
why does Will Ospreay being happy make e-cels seethe with rage?

>>18007768 (OP)
>murders his friend and fucks his wife
Disgusting carny

>>18007768 (OP)
I dont want it
I'd rather be single then fuck that thing

Didn't he immediately start dating her after Ryan killed himself?

>>18008055
Yep, started fucking his wife right after Ryan "took all those pills to kill himself while he was already unconscious"

He's not a stepdad, he's the dad who stepped up bruv.

>>18007768 (OP)
A ugly tatted used-up coal-burner or gay English boyfriend?

>I'm just a kid with a deadbeat biological
>mom finds a new guy
>expecting another jabroni
>turns out he's got dad energy maxed out
>teaches me how to ride a bike, throw a punch, fix a sink, and respect myself
>never once asks for praise
>always shows up
>pays for school clothes, sits front row at my football games, calls me “son” like it ain’t even a question
>other kids talk about how their dads yell or leave
>mine’s in the kitchen at 6AM packing my lunch like it’s WrestleMania
>someone says “he’s not even your real dad”
>”He’s not a stepdad. He’s the dad who stepped up, bruv.”
>crowd pops
>tears in his eyes, but he no sells it like a true pro
>whole locker room respects him
>even my real dad tapped out years ago
>this man’s still in the ring, fighting for me every damn day

>>18008076
you're a schizo.

>>18007768 (OP)
A single white woman with a black kid, that is SUPER impossible to find, like that NEVER happens!

>>18007854
He's shoot got the tism. Now compound that with the brain of a wrestler and even further with the brain of a wrestler who's spent a decade sawdusting himself on the indies and in Japan. And you've got Ospreay
He seems like a good dude at heart but goddamn if every word out of his mouth isn't the dumbest shit

>>18007768 (OP)
why is she so ugly and round?

>>18008130
The ugly sexpest journalist isn't going to fuck you, dork

>>18008128
Nice speech but this kid is half Bantu so he'll grow up hating his evil white racist 'father'.

>>18007768 (OP)
She must be an incredible cook atleast?

>>18008197
Oh she's cooked alright. Her knees are fucked

>>18007768 (OP)
Why did he aim so low? He could be nailing probably any female talent on the roster or just going after rats.

>>18008212
I know me slags lad and I'm telling you now, she's a bad un. She's just got the look of a girl who eats arse and won't think twice about shoving a digit up there. Sometimes these are the girls you end up in a 2-3 year relationship with just because they're so filthy and can have a laugh.

>>18008212
Shit like this is why every woman thinks she deserves a Prince Charming no matter how busted she is.

>>18007768 (OP)
>you will never have this
Marrying a single mother with a black child, or throwing an engagement party in a British backyard?

Would suck her toes

>>18007768 (OP)
>"Best friend" dies
>Takes care of his "best friend's" son financially
>Starts fucking his "best friend's" wife
>Marries his "best friend's" wife
I'm starting to think that Will Ospreay is a horrible human being...

>>18007854
>something is wrong with that guy
I wouldn't trust anyone in AEW to babysit my kids. Come home, there's piss in the crib and little Billy is running around in a bridal gown singing, "I'm so pretty!" for Uncle Omega.

>>18008314
Sounds like a Hollywood movie. Not "Stepfather" or "First Born", but there is a film about someone stealing another man's family.

on top of everything that y'all said here about her, she has bad tits, way worse than Raquel's or Marina's plus these two are shoot pretty

>>18008246
Looksmatch doesn't exist ( in WWE 2k25)

>>18007908
Obvious beard

>>18007768 (OP)
FUCKING GRIM

>>18007768 (OP)
a chav slag? easier done than said.

>>18008006
what are "ahh feet"?

Lot of people ITT jelly of bruv

this is just like the median British couple

>>18009443
Willy has a dirty dick and asshole from letting bongs plunge his asshole before he goes home.

>>18007768 (OP)
This dude needs to get better game.

Will this be another Sammy situation? Hooks up with a decent girl. Star power begins to rise. Many more attractive women are now interested You now have way more options.

>>18009175
Based Andrade

He could have had most of the Joshi girls you all simp over is that why your all seething over big Willy?

>>18010113
>decent girl.
she's a rat

>>18008163
English rose, pls understand

>>18007854
he's legitimately low iq
>>18010113
...who's the decent girl, the one that he left that has an onlyfans or the one he his with the the mutt kid?

Average Brit slag
Assplay looks decent, could bag a love island type of manufactured slag but instead he goes for this busted wrestler, dad that stepped up

>>18007768 (OP)
I got married last week, OP. And my wife doesn't have any niglets.

>>18010261
It would've been understandable if that's what he went for, this is cucked shit, even for an average wagie, let alone a critically acclaimed professional wrestler who appears on national television.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HfOZqjYiaAQ

Ancient wisdom, gentlemen

>>18007768 (OP)
I had it and lost it.

>>18009443
Is the AZM thing real or just nonsense made up by fanboys?

>>18009175
>PS5 secured

>>18007768 (OP)
Woof

I’m literally dating a non binary afab Latina who’s a fitness freak. I don’t envy him.

>>18007872
what?

>>18009175
All gym guys love big girls. They reason they get so many muscles is because society tells them they need to be the bigger person in the relationship.