Thread 18009749

It's time for an Eastern European Premium Live Event

>>18009749 (OP)
Sure, just as soon as the whole region ceases to be dimeless

You don't want to Balkan wrestlers wrestling each other, anon. Riots will start.

>FIRST NAAAAAAMME, FIRST NAME LAST NAAAAAMMMMEE.
>FIRST NAAAAAAAAAAAAMMMEE, FIRST NAME LAST NAAAAAAAAAAMMMEE

I've been in Romania, Serbia and Croatia. Based countries, people there are different.

>>18009749 (OP)
WWE, AEW, NJPW, and CMLL couldn't capitalize on the Eastern European market. I'm surprised they don't have their own style. Wrestling seems like something they would be really into if someone had come over opened up the territory.

>>18009781
Balkans are just different, both in good and bad ways.

>>18009749 (OP)
which country though

>Turkey
>Macedonia
>Czech Republic

How fucking old is this map?

>>18010080
I refuse to respect Turkey's sex change until they draw a singular dime this century. (This will never happen.)

>>18009966
I did for all of them in ChatGPT

Romania : Nightfall in Transylvania
Greece : Spartan Warzone
Serbia : Siege of Belgrade
Albania : Rise of the Double-Headed Eagle
Bosnia : Bloodlines of Bosnia
Turkey : The Lions of Anatolia
Bulgaria : The Gates of Plovdiv
Croatia : Storm Over Split
Macedonia : Shadows of the Vardar
Montenegro : Flight of the Black Eagle
Kosovo : The Battle of Kosovo
Slovenia : Clash of the Ljubljana Dragons
Moldova : Thunder of the Carpathians
Hungary : Hungarian Uprising
Poland : Storm Over Warsaw
Czechia : Eagle of the Prague
Slovakia : Blood of the Tatras
Lithuania : The Forest of the Last Pagans
Latvia : Legends of the Baltic Knights
Estonia : Crown of the Baltics
Belarus : Thunder of Minsk
Ukraine : The Gates of Kyiv
Russia : Empire of the Tsar

>>18010108
>Montenegro sleeping
kek always pops me

>>18010097
>trannybrainrot

>>18010191
Turkey really do be the trannybrainrot nation.

>>18010195
I was talking about (You). Based Turks KWABing your mind. Inshallah.

>>18010214
Sorry, turkanny.

>>18010097
What are you babbling about?

>>18010108
>I did for all of them in ChatGPT
Thanks for outing yourself as a complete retard.

>>18010239
This is an English speaking website. I'd advise you learn to read it before you post here again.

>>18010244
Nigga I'm not staying to think about 23 example

>>18010254
GMT (Good Morning Turktranny)

>>18009832
Real martial arts are the biggest sports in Russia, it probably would have been hard to get them into slam bam pow western wrestling, they would definitely hate the flip and slip modern style. You could bring shoot style over and they'd either see right through it or have you executed after they found out.
They're just too manly for this fake and gay shit that we all love.
Also probably not a fair sampling, while the Americas has produced some great fake russian wrestlers, the actual Russians Inoki brought in where absolute charisma voids who had to lay in rest holds or have super short matches to not expose the business.
https://my.mail.ru/mail/tolan.skadovsk67/video/1389/1404.html

>>18009781
Yeah, Croatia was really nice. Serbia less so. Fuck Bosnia.

>>18010260
Have you seen the kind of carny "martial arts" they do over there? 5 twinks vs 2 muscular women in a steel cage. It's all so incredibly phoney.

>>18010230
Not Turkish lmao. American "literacy" strikes again.

>>18010288
So you're just a Turk defender. That's even gayer and more pathetic.

Who's the Jannetty of Balkans?

>>18010319
All Jannetty stable, I'm afraid.

>>18010293
>pointing out a country's proper name is "defender"

Why are Americans all so mentally ill? Poor diet?

>>18010273
You're confusing popular in Russia and going viral in Amerika.

>>18010319
Serbia. Used to be the Michaels, but now it's just a joke.

>>18010108
>siege of belgrade
>storm over warsaw
>the battle of kosovo
these ones are dimes

>>18010319
Has to be Macedonia

>>18010332
Gates of Kyiv too

>>18009765
They could call up Ethan Page to the main roster under his real name (Julian Micevski) and run a Macedonia vs Bulgaria feud against Rusev

>>18010365
Ethan Page is macedonian? Wtf

What you see in this picture is the last part of normality on Earth. No gays, no trannies, white people, normal families. Money is the only problem, but it's not that bad.

>>18010359
It's Kiev

/Easternbros/ thread

>>18010326
Face it, your country is so gay and dimeless that you're forced to worship a tranny state like Turkey that hasn't drawn a singular dime since the days of Atatürk.

>eastern europe
>wrestling
I cannot think of anything more opposite of eastern europe than wrestling

>>18010434
What did he mean by this?

>>18010319
Albania is a shithole

>>18010370
Yeah his family came from Macedonia, I remember him bringing it up in an AEW promo back when he was still there

>>18010224
A bit zesty

>>18010481
He should have wore that at the White House

>>18010319
Bosnia has a rough history and is poor

>>18010319
herzegovina

Slovak here. We don't watch 'E slop in this country, is is AEW / NJPW territory

Slovak here. We don't watch 'E slop in this country, this is AEW / NJPW territory

>>18010415
>forced to worship

You're thinking of AmeriKWABs with Israel lmao

>>18010370
What do you think Macedonians look like?

>>18010319
the rare quintuple jannetty

>>18009749 (OP)
trying to build a card with all the wrestlers in the WWE cinematic universe of eastern european descent that i can think of

1. hank and tank (tank is a ukranian jew) vs nic and ryan nemeth (hungarian) - winner-takes-all match for the NXT and TNA tag titles
2. tiffany stratton (polish? belarusian?) vs ash by elegance (czech?) w/ heather by elegance - WWE women's championship
3. the dungeon dolls (maxxine dupri (polish?) and natalya (greek)) vs karmen petrovich (bosnian croat and bosnian serb) and wren sinclair (half polish) - #1 contendership match for the WWE women's tag titles
4. johnny gargano (half polish) vs karrion kross (partially greek, croatian) w/ scarlett (romanian) vs myles borne (polish-coded) - #1 contendership match for the US title
5. ivy nile (lithuanian) vs masha slamovich (russian) for the TNA knockouts championship
6. ethan page (macedonian) vs the miz (polish? greek? slovak? romanian? idk)
7. otis (serbian) vs rusev (bulgarian) - hell in a cell
8. CM punk (half polish) vs ilja dragunov (russian) - world heavyweight championship
venue is a ruined apartment building somewhere in the balkans that was fought over for years like it was the holy land despite no one even wanting to live there in the first place

would this draw? would you watch it or buy a ticket

>>18010325
So they’re the league of nations?

>>18010108
poland should be elimination chamber

You can make a Balkan version of the Bloodline with Rusev, Ethan Page and Otis and the civil war storyline would make absolute sense.

>>18010270
well, I'm from Croatia, so you're fucking based for saying that lol

>>18009749 (OP)
Nobody watches fake fighting in eastern Europe.

>>18010795
Would've been crazy if they've gone with that to germany. During a certain time, that would've looked even worse

>>18010365
That's just a Bulgaria vs Bulgaria feud.

>>18010755
Second half of that honestly sounds pretty decent.

>ethan page
>otis
>ilja dragunov
>rusev
who are other slav/balkan wrestlers

Scarlett is half romanian

But would eastern yurop have any coom worthy divas I mean female superstars

>>18010097
There is a reason why they don't run eastern european countries, they're not safe

>>18009749 (OP)
WWE doing one in Ukraine would be fucking hilarious

>>18010755
>venue is a ruined apartment building somewhere in the balkans that was fought over for years like it was the holy land despite no one even wanting to live there in the first place
That's Stalingrad

>>18010755
>myles borne (polish-coded)
kek he kinda is

>>18010439
why does it look like his pp is hard

>>18010624
>>18010340
>>18010365
>>18010370
Macedonians are Greek you fucking retards. It's not a nationality, the "North Macedonians" that you are referring to are just dumb slavs, Bulgarians and subhuman Albanians all gathered in one shithole.

>>18012325
Shut up gayreek

>>18012325
Pay your debts bitch

>>18010080
They all changed their names in like the last 5 years

>>18012313
Ancient Greece was gay af

Hung Aryan here, let me give you a bit of a breakdown on our wrestling scene. While we have both WWE and AEW on our local sports channels (with Hungarian dubbed commentary no less), the general population just can't look past the "fake fighting" aspect and dismisses it completely. It's pretty much a niche hobby here, but there were internet wrestling communities in the country as far back as the 90s and some of those guys eventually made a wrestling promotion called Hungarian Championship Wrestling. Started in 2010 by complete amateurs, it's still going strong to this day, regularly drawing a few hundred people for the live events. They have become pretty good actually, while I never really followed them, apparently they are one of the more legit promotions now in Europe, collaborating with other feds from countries like Austria and Poland. Some of their wrestlers even had WWE tryouts if I remember correctly. They are also featured on local sports channels from time to time, and they have a dojo too for training young talent.

>>18014807
Cont. we had two WWE live events as part of the European tour in 2015 and 2018, sadly I missed both. The 2015 event did about 8500, which is pretty good all things considered, but the 2018 didn't do as good. Closest WWE event we had since then was in Vienna, Austria, and with their local hero Gunther being a solid main eventer I predict that's as far East as WWE is going to come in Europe for the foreseeable future. It's very accessible for us Hungarians as well as other nearby countries like Slovakia, Czechia and Poland. I went both last year and this year, and the place was nearly sold out, I doubt it would be worth for WWE to run an event in Budapest or Prague again. Maybe we get lucky and one of us makes it in America like Gunther did, then it could revitalize the sport here as well. Who knew pic related would become an actual world champion one day, pretty much anything can happen.

>>18010439
Is someone doing a run in on the left?

Wrestling was popular in Romania between like 2007-2015. Cena and Undertaker are pretty known here.

>>18010610
What about TNA?

>>18014894
They were even working the marks 3000 years ago, brother.

Comfy balkanbros thread

>>18010260
>You could bring shoot style over and they'd either see right through it or have you executed after they found out.
That's bullshit. Inoki toured Russia and held events there
https://archive.palanq.win/pw/thread/5253730/#q5253730

>>18010319
Macedonia. They're Bulgarians who got worked by Serbs into thinking they're Greeks.

>>18009749 (OP)
The case with most of Europe that isn't UK, France, Germany, Italy is that many of them never showed WWF or WCW back in the 80s or 90s.
So not only do they view wrestling as fake or gay, but they also never experienced wrestling at its highest.

>>18019992
That's not true. Bulgaria had wrestling. I remember watching the attitude era. My friends and I would do moves on each other during PE in school. The WWE's popularity died off around 2002 here, but it was still on cable till the 2010s at least.

>>18020088
its still true for some of them, Norway or Denmark (don't recall which one) for example only showed WWF for a year in 1993, WCW Thunder in 1999 and then Raw in 2004.

Eastern Europe is based and I’ve considered living there as someone of half Polish descent
Meanwhile, Western Europe is cucked and gay

>>18020122
In my experience Poland is filled with nothing but gypsies and thieves

>>18020125
oh yeah its awful in here stay away at all cost

>>18009749 (OP)
Croatia sadly has no pro wrestling history at all, same as Serbia and Bosnia, here it just can never take roots because of people laughing at it as fake shit for children, I mean you can try to run a show and you would be so deep in red that you would never think to do it again

>>18010865
rvd, ole anderson

the only nation there that wouldn't be a massive shithole would be croatia

>>18020991
Catholic serbians

>>18019992
We Dutch people to this day have never had a full WWF/WWE programme on television.
In 2021 they tried putting WWE shows on Veronica but it was a 60-minute cut of Raw airing the next Friday night leading into Saturday morning, at 1am. Then followed a quick 60-minute cut of Smackdown.
It wasn't worth watching since 40 minutes of it was advertising.
It ended a year later.
Meanwhile back in 2010 we had TNA on Spike. Fucking travesty.

>>18020879
>here it just can never take roots because of people laughing at it as fake shit for children
I mean folks... where's the lie?

>>18010097
Salt Bae had a good run

>>18012325
Ya worked yerself

>>18022207
Dimeless midget shitter

>>18022907
Salt Bae is a legend. Only soccer spics are mad at him because he grabbed tge tranny teophy.

>>18009749 (OP)
WWE should do a Tribute To The Troops show in Donbass

>>18022917
Dimeless midget shitter

>>18010108
>I did for all of them in ChatGPT

>>18022955
Based ChadGPT user

>>18022954
He kissed your tranny fifa trophy and scammed londoners and bankers.
Cry more you brown piece of shit.

>>18009767
The accuracy on this

>>18009749 (OP)
The people in the crowd would start killing eachother before the first match is over.

>>18023180
Imagine simping for that midget gypsy. Holy grim.

>>18023219
You are brown and mad because he kissed your soccer trophy

>>18009767
holy dimes

>>18023234
Your gypsy got KWABbed few weeks ago lmao

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F4BNfMc7V4k

>>18023234
the trophy lost any significance when the hgh midget cuckitini lifted it before him so we dont really care

>>18009749 (OP)
A lot of my favorite camgirls on Chaturbate are from this area
They're very beautiful, and they do some freaky stuff

>>18022954
Revenue had to at one point been over 4.3 million to drop by 4.3 million. That's a lot of dimes.

>>18023751
You got some recommendations?

>>18010370
yep

>>18009749 (OP)
Poland would legit work for a PPV as it's the biggest and most developed country and you can watch local indy wrestling on cable TV channels. WWE gets it's own translated dub too.

>>18023872
>UFO themed PLE in spodek
dimes

>>18023861
I want to suck his dick so bad

>>18023861
I see Dwayne visited recently

>>18012325
I can tell you're a slav due to the hatred you have for the other countries.

WE ARE NXT BELARUS

>>18024739
Belarus is the last communist country in Europe

>>18023751
I noticed when the war in Ukraine started a lot of the Eastern European Chaturbate girls changed their nationality to Ukrainian to work sympathetic coomers, that was pretty funny. Gotta respect the carny mentality

>>18010825
That's what I was thinking. North Macedonia is basically just a mini Bulgaria.

Monkeydonia

>>18014807
No way that's Ferenc Puskas
>>18014807

>>18027532
Jej

When I think of eastern Europe, I always think of grey. All those communist blocks.

>>18027532
Skopje's main square in the background

No Macedonia slander allowed