Thread 18010342

Why is this company filled with dimeless midgets if Tony Khan is spending $100M a year on payroll and listens to Jim Cornette’s podcast on repeat every week. He should be poaching 6’7” monsters from other sports if he’s dropping that much dosh on talent. He needs to invest in a Power Plant type facility to develop outside talent if he’s already pissing money away on drama club geeks.

Here’s how you fix this shitshow
>Invest in real athletes
>Pay top dollar to actual talented agents/producers instead of donating paychecks to Mr Dimeless Ass and Stinko “Never-Drew-A-Dime” Malenko
>Fire all the gooks
Do all this and they will be back in millytown and might actually put some butts in the seats. If they’d just shift away from the midgets they could squash TKikeO

Great thread.

>>18010354
Thanks dude

AEW was not founded as a way to compete with WWE, generate revenue or fill seats. It was started, and exists today, solely as a way to pacify the autistic fixation of indybotch gymnastic wrestling of one Pakistani manchild. It’s a human toybox. A wrestling zoo if you will.

>>18010342 (OP)
Tony can't book

A bunch of charisma void giants you want to watch get with your wife is not gonna help anything jim

>>18010342 (OP)
>>Invest in real athletes
How many times do I have to explain to people that this is NOT the solution for fixing the lack of charismatic talent in wrestling? If you actually followed any current sports you'd understand why

>>18010342 (OP)
Takeshita is the most legitimate athlete in wrestling. OPig a retard kek

>>18011661
Bump so that more people see this important comment

>>18010342 (OP)
The wrestling is not very good over there.

>>18010416
This appears to be the case.

>>18010438
True. Need to bring back the real maniacs and outlaws.

>dimeless
Second most profitable company in wrestling history. Try a little harder next time, legintil bot.

>>18013600
AEW is not profitable.

>>18010414
Couldn’t have said it better myself

I've been saying similar things from the start. Even if he doesn't want the next Hulk Hogan, he could get like 10 new Kenny Omega's for a cheap price who might be able to wrestle for him for the next decade. If he insists they have to Japanese trained, then just send them to NJPW for a year or two. Then he won't have to poach anyone's stars again and have wrestlers wrestle the exact way he wants.

He truly believes that all that matters is how good matches are despite reality constantly reminding him that it doesn't.

>>18013600
Show the revenue reports to substantiate your gay fantasy.

>>18010414
>>18014419
I went into a rabbit hole in youtube and apparently it's a pakistani thing to have this "human zoo" phenomenon and is a sign of status and prosperity.

Don't believe me? Look up a channel called zamzam electronics. They are two paki twins who own some electronic chain store and dabbles in estates in Dubai. But their channel mostly consists of shorts with skits involving different kind of freaks. Some oogly eyed african kid. Indian siamese twins. Some fat turkish guy who bounces his belly. Some paki dwarf moustache man. A 7 foot tall bangladesh boy.

There are other channels often with some rich paki having a freak entourage constantly following him because they get paid. They also show off their tigers and lions and stuff.

I'm giving this long winded explanation of a specific cultural behavior that I happened to discover myself, because once I discovered it, Tony Khan's behavior made so much sense. He, ie his dad, have so much fucking money that AEW is just a personal human zoo collection. They do the same in other sports collecting athletes for fun like the Jaguars. For me this was eye opening.

>>18014783
Pretty sure I’ve seen webms of what you’re talking about. Theres some little black kid dancing like Michael Jackson in a jewelry store

>>18010342 (OP)
AEW doesn't exist to make money, it's to make everyone in wrestling talk about Tony so he can live out his teenager dreams

>>18014863
His teenager dreams were to be called an autistic nepobaby?

>>18010342 (OP)
Discord ain’t gonna like this one

>>18010342 (OP)
Can you just stfu? Leave AEW alone and fuck off

>>18017899
It appears so.

>>18017899
They could have just ignored but oh well

>>18014783
Interesting post

>>18020337
What did you find interesting about it?

tall guys don't really draw anymore bro. this isn't the 1980s

>>18021072
That we're nothing more than some rich fuck toys

>>18010342 (OP)
because Tony is stupid, it's that simple

>>18014783
Is this real?

>>18014783
I keked but very quickly that kek turned into hmmm

>>18010342 (OP)
1. The Elite and most of these indie guys have PTSD from big guys nearly bullying them out of the business.
2. Big guys today are mostly dimeless, too. Look at Braun Strowman and all the gristleheads in NWA Power and TNA.

They don't know how to gimmick. They don;t know how to talk, and they're all sensitive.

>>18010342 (OP)
>Why is this company filled with dimeless midgets
Because dimeless midgets who flip and have le workrate are what Tony likes, he literally is on the record of being a huge ROH mark which was all about gay workrate shit

>>18022102
>these indie guys have PTSD from big guys nearly bullying them out of the business.
This, they never got over it and now have the power to enact revenge and bury every hoss type Tony signs or keep them perpetually in the midcard

The Bucks are older millennials but millennials nonetheless and millennials are known for being completely petty faggots who never let a grudge go

Also you're right that everyone in the business is too fucking sensitive these day

>>18010342 (OP)
Tony's chief advisor is Dave Meltzer. Do you really think Tony went out of his way to poach the likes of Ishii and Shibata from NJPW himself? No, it was because Dave told him to sign those guys. It is well known that Dave has had a huge hard-on for Ishii over the years.

>>18022201
>Shibata
At least has kind of a look to him, he could easily be a guy who can hang with the main eventers but not be at that level

Ishii looks like a sad, broken down old man who can barely move let alone wrestle anymore

>>18022102
Then they should've hit the gym and roids like Eddie, Saturn, and Benoit did

Corny was telling him to hire Jacob Fatu and Alexander Hammerstone. He instead listened to his EVPs and hired Brandon Cutlet, Michael nakanakaknockitthefuckoff and Riho

>>18010342 (OP)
tiny wouldn't know what to do with a bill goldberg, aside from asking to wank him off

>>18023607
He only wanks dogs

>>18022891
Are you fucking serious in thinking those guys would be any better than the average AEW signing
>Jacob Fatu
Cancerous. WWE has the balls to keep him on a leash and his legal troubles wouldn't follow him there because WWE has excellent PR. Tony could never, and Fatu in AEW would end up being a laughing stock who is considered emblematic of everything wrong with the company: a fat flippy midget neposhitter and shoot criminal working a money mark and causing trouble backstage.
>Alexander Hammerstone
Hammerstone is bad. A zero-charisma indie shitter with muscles is still a zero-charisma indie shitter. See also: Brian Cage.

>>18014783
Not one person here knows what you're talking about. Not one.

>>18010342 (OP)
Why you asking me? I don't watch that slop.

>>18026888
Surely someone around here does

>>18022891
So you're saying you want AEW to push Fatu & Hammerstone like Cutler & Nakazawa?

>>18022102
>>18022174
>big guys nearly bullied them out of the business so now they're getting their revenge

source: the ravings I smeared on my walls in my own feces

>>18014881
Where is this from?

The fact of the matter is that Tony is a retard

>>18027733
Sorry to hear about that bro

>>18011661
>gook
>legit

time to keep this thread on the catalog for an entire day because i'm a faggot

>>18014783
Ok this is a good theory

>>18028972
>i'm a faggot
That goes without saying

>>18028161
Trev can't wheel to the toilet on time

>>18010342 (OP)
tall people cant wrestle and they certainly cant draw

>>18030378
That fucking sucks. Maybe he needs some adult diapers.

>>18030588
He already has some, but the diarrhea leaks all over his wheelchair.

>>18030510
Midgets doing flippey dippey is not wrestling. The biggest draw in wrestling history was tall. Midgets have never drawn a dime. That’s a shoot, brother.

>>18031623
>The biggest draw in wrestling history was tall.
Jim Londos was 5'8". You don't know wrestling history.

They are simply not interested in any kind of development. Willy boy said as much. Thats for the feeder companies to do for them

>>18031632
>memedos
Hogan has generated more eyeballs, butts in the seats, and money in the bank then your faggy midget idol. Cope and fuckin seethe

>>18031680
How did Hogan do in TNA brother?

>>18032693
Not Hogan's fault chuddy. Besides he was old and washed by then.

>>18010342 (OP)
Got any proof on that $100 milly number bruv?

>>18035737
Your god Kike Meltzer

>“Mike Mansury filed forms for tax credits in Nevada listing the expresses for the TV taping and Double or Nothing PPV show on 5/24 and 5/25. The key number was $2 million in salaries, which would include all talent and other workers.”

>”Since talent is paid based on annual contracts, this would indicate the total talent number to be in the range of $104 million per year, which is very high. Someone familiar with the budgeting said that the way pay is done for some includes per match figures and all the highest paid available top guys were working that weekend and the usual weekly pay is below that figure. Still I’d safely put it at below the $104 million, but not a lot below it.”

>$104 MILLION DOLLARY DOOS

https://www.f4wonline.com/wrestling-observer-newsletter/july-1-2024-observer-newsletter-the-life-times-of-sika-full-preview-of-aew-forbidden-door/

>>18011661
Takeshita would not look out of place in the 80’s. In fact he probably would’ve been a huge heel for Hogan to face

>>18011661
>rating gooks

>>18035993
We for sure do not use that word here.

>>18035953
Takashit is trash

Tony is not, and has never been, interested in building a company around big guys. His favorite era of WWE is the Smackdown Six era, and his favorite wrestling period is 2010s ROH/NJPW. Flips is what he loves.

>>18036629
Cool story

>>18010342 (OP)
Two more weeks.

>>18036629
I don't agree or disagree with the statement here but I'm glad someone else finally makes the Smackdown Six connection with AEW. The one time AEW attempted an actual brand split (Punk era Collision) you can tell they were poorly using that era as a blueprint and it fell apart quickly
>Main angles revolve around the booker (Punk, Heyman w/ Brock)
>Boring but competent booking
>The brand is defined by 3 handpicked tag teams who spend weeks wrestling long forgettable matches in different combinations
>Billy Gunn (or his sons) are there

>>18010416
No one can book anymore. Everyone needs Russo

Can’t let this gemmie slide

>>18010342 (OP)
obese subhuman smark company, they will never go against the wish of the smarks or else they will kill everyone working in aew

>>18040355
Truth nuke

>>18010342 (OP)
this concern trolling is faker than the wrestling you watch

>>18041983
Why’d you bump the thread you nigger retard homosexual it was already on page 9

>>18042013
huh what you mean??

>>18042013
There's a few guys on here pretending to be aew fans while bumping every negative aew thread

>>18010342 (OP)
this is never going to happen because AEW is meant to carry on the spirit of the indie scene of the late 2000s and 2010s

>>18043273
The spirit of crippling yourself for a couple pretzels and a hotdog?

>>18010342 (OP)
No talented wrestlers over there. And the booking. YIKES!

>>18044042
Everyone said this

>>18010342 (OP)
Because it's a company for gay tranny faggots

>>18045124
Is this true? I gotta start watching.

No buddy no dimes.

>>18043357
yes but instead of a hotdog you get competitive pay with WWE

>>18046322
You actually get paid more than WWE.NXT talent make peanuts

>>18046322
Joey Janela said the lowest paid wrestler gets paid at least 6 figures.

>>18010342 (OP)
Because he is looking for friends not talent that will get over.

>>18010342 (OP)
>Stinko “Never-Drew-A-Dime” Malenko

Stinko malenkos drew in WCW brother. He was over with me.

>>18048666
Joey janella got paid six figures?

>>18051677
There is not a single person alive that bought a ticket to a WCW show or tuned their television to TNT for the sole purpose of watching Dean. And not a single WWF fan gave a shit about Dean.

https://youtu.be/6KK86Vg4Kn0?feature=shared