Thread 18014887

'ri's Rasslin' Barrrr Edition

(The Captain is set for a showdown against the clap having jezebel Riv tonight on Monday Night 'ri! Will the Captain make it 3 straight 1v1 match victories or will she succumb to filthy, dirty, disgusting, brutal, bottom feeding trash bag hoe Riv? Tune in tonight for the big match and to see the Captain looking CUTE and SEXO as always and for the 'riturn of Mommy Asuka! Damn it feels good to be a 'ritard!)

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Kairi sings the anti-blues:
https://streamable.com/wigs1?src=player-page-share

Theme of Kairi's Krew:
https://suno.com/song/1ede5571-6b5b-43a4-adcc-a7e40d0a0c09

Socials:
https://www.instagram.com/official_kairi/
https://x.com/kairi_official

Kairi is cute!

Stacy 'ribler

New thread new Monday Night 'ri lads

The Captain is ready

I jerk off to Joshi!

Do you bros think she'll beat Liv again?

>>18015299
I predict she is about to win, then big Chalupa interferes but Asuka runs in to her rescue and seals the win for Kairi.

>>18015299
in one single blow

>>18017565
>KAIRI WINS
>PERFECT

Please put this fucking take this gook plank out back and execute her before she injures someone else

Kairi's takedown is the most dangerous move in the biz.
Real shooter Hojo
Unfuckwithable

BANNED THIS FUCKING WHORE

>>18015299
Hope its not a serious injury

kairi one move kill

Soon to be future endeavor player.

Kek fuck liv

lmfao kairifags BETTER hope this is a work

Based Kairi taking out Liv with one move.
Her powerlevel is through the roof.
(also it's a work, but I like Kairi's new "shoot killer" gimmick)

Does anyone have the ad free version of Netflix and know if Kairi threw out some doubloons to the crowd, and if so did she finally do it towards some kids?

>let's take a front bump elbow-first
yeah the hag deserved it

>>18018011
This isn't a work. Fuck Kairi is an unsafe shitter.

>>18017888
she can eat this pancake ass for breakfast lol

>>18018064
>Kairi placed Liv's arm to land on it
You are retarded

This bitch is getting FE'd by the end of the year
>b-but it wasn't her fault
Sure, but she's literally always involved in someone getting hurt and missing significant time.

>>18018237
This is like saying a person who sees 2 car crashes happen near them should lose their driver's license.
Both times the opponent injured themselves. Liv had a very unfortunate accident slamming her self into the mat.
Zoey did something really dumb and panicked and hurt herself. Kairi happened to be standing there.
You are dumb as fuck

>>18018011
Sorry Livchan...

>>18018278
>This is like saying a person who sees 2 car crashes happen near them should lose their driver's license.
No it's not, dumb waifufag
People who make significantly more money than Kairi does (NFL players) get released for simply being too consistently involved in injuries. It doesn't cost anything to release a shitter based on coincidence and it has been happening since before you were fucking born.

>>18018338
pro wrestling is fake bro
they're a travelling carnival theatre company. not the NFL
You are mega retarded lol

>>18018338
Based business knower. Might not be fair but that's how it goes.

>>18018301
lol link to post

>>18018064
how is this Kairi's fault you retard? Explain

It was just a dislocated shoulder. Liv is probably gonna get de-pushed for not just popping it back in and finishing the match. What a fucking wimp. Football players pop their shoulders out of socket all the time and go back into the game. Liv is a fucking pussy and deserves to be fired.

>>18018338
Yes it is stupid. If you can't prove Kairi had any active actioin in these injuries, then you can't blame her for anything. So fuck off

>>18018591
Because she is an usafe shitter you retarded coomer

>>18018615
So you can't explain. Fine.

I accept your concession

>>18018615
point to what kairi could have done to prevent this injury

>>18018615
Yeah, it's Kairi's fault Liv doesn't fucking know how to do one of the very first things they taught her in wrestling school and fall right.
She didn't do her job. She got hurt. It doesn't matter how hard you white knight for her, she ain't gonna sleep with ya.

Imagine trying to explain to Nick Khan, Triple H and everyone in the office that it's not Kairi's fault that all their plans for Liv just blew up in their faces.

It's time for Kairi to start planning a family

>>18018720
kairi gonna do it with my ding-dong diddley!~

I love KAIRI so much. LOL

Kairi is going to be exclusively doing shows with Omos after this debacle.

so does Kairi go by Kairi Hojo or KAIRI in Marigold?

>>18018689
Paul will defend the joshis to his dying day. I wouldn't be worried.

I will carry on as the Housako family provider once Kairi gets released

>>18018649
> It doesn't matter how hard you white knight for her, she ain't gonna sleep with ya.
I mean, she might. The white-knighting is optional though.

>>18018649
she is divorced, faggot! learn to read the room!

>>18018789
>>18018802
kek, fair enough anons

>>18018779
This, he loves Kairi more than Liv. That was Liv's fault anyway. Cannot wait for WEBMCHAD to make one for Kairi's celebration tonight!

>>18018689
Don't think she has to worry about that.
Even the fucking color commentators told everyone it wasn't Kairi's fault.
I still think it's a work because even Liv can't be this fucking incompetent and WWE usually doesn't mention injuries at all except if someone legit dies in the ring and they can't hide it. Only one case of that so far.
Regardless if it was a work or not, Kairi should get a shinigami gimmick now and get fake tear tattoos under her eye for every wrestler she sends to a hospital or grave.

>>18018832
>I still think it's a work because even Liv can't be this fucking incompetent and WWE usually doesn't mention injuries at all
That's what got me too. They showed it like 4 or 5 times?

>>18018832
If it's real then Liv is at least missing summerslam. 6 weeks is the bare minimum for healing a dislocated shoulder if it isn't bad. If Liv was gonna go over Iyo then thank JBL for this divine intervention.

>>18018832
>Even the fucking color commentators told everyone it wasn't Kairi's fault.
did they? i don't remember them saying this

>>18018897
SS is 7 weeks away so she could recover

>>18018832
To add to that: If it wasn't a work, then what was the point of this entire match?
There was no buildup. No title. No reason for the match to happen at all. Unless they've planned to have someone run in to set up a feud or whatever. It was a super random match that ended almost instantly. Complete work.
Also when Reed and Stark got hurt we never got told what kind of injury they had until they themselves posted it days later from a hospital bed. This time the commentators instantly went "uhh yeah dislocated shoulder".

Mhm Das rite!

>>18018952
>reeeee ICW BAD!
>posted on the internet on xitter
>But that totally doesn't make ME part of the ICW
Danny should kill himself to be honest.

>>18018689
>Paul
>ever going against his joshis

ROX WON
She finna eat Dom now!

>>18018011
I have to cope thinking Liv was already hurt beforehand, she looked really distressed before they started, I don't want Gaytch to can Kairi.

>>18014887 (OP)
Thanks Kairi, you just derailed like three storylines. Fuck you bitch.

>>18018625
It's the second time someone get injured in a match with her.

>>18018952
What does a half white half samoan woman have to do with the iwc supposedly hating blacks?

>She still has Carlito's name on her boots
That's even sadder

>>18018944
Liv and Iyo opened the show promoing with each other, so I have to think something would happen during the match with Kairi so Iyo would come out to help or save Kairi and continue the angle with Liv.

Kairi is now a tag team partner with Penta, or wears Penta's mask.
What happens next to the locker room?

>>18018832
>WWE usually doesn't mention injuries at all
I think that has something to do with HIPPA laws because nothing can be disclosed without a patient's consent, but I may be wrong on that. But I was surprised with how fast they were with that diagnosis. Sometimes they may say something vague like an upper body injury then get a well defined description of the injury a day or so later.

>>18019279
To be fair, a dislocated shoulder isn't hard to diagnose.

>>18019209
Good argument, you might be right.
Liv was supposed to beat Kairi despite Iyo running in and then just point at Iyo or something (according to my headcanon).
Instead Kairi beat Liv twice in a row in a singles match now kek. What an unstoppable main-eventer.
In fact she has increased her singles win streak to 3 now.

>>18019403
The new Goldberg. Somebody with 2k25 needs to make a Kairi Goldberg entrance

>>18018944
It's not a work you retard

Depending on the severity of Liv's injury, this could have huge implications for Raw.
She is one of the most important players on the show right now; she has her toes dipped into different storylines: the Finn/Dom feud, the Roxanne feud over Dom, the Nikki match at Evolution and the Iyo title challenge.
Liv is currently the only top level women's heel on Raw; this was already a big problem because of the lack of heels (this is in part the reason why Iyo has been doing nothing).
HHH will feed Iyo to Rhea eventually, but he didn't want to do it yet without some more defenses under her belt; now, he might throw her one random pity defense against some jobber and then hotshot it. The only possibilities I see for fixing the "no top heels on raw" problem are:
>Turning Asuka heel (which might have already been planned).
>Hotshotting the draft (which was supposed to come after Summerslam).
>Borrowing Charlotte or Nia for a few weeks (like they did for the Netflix premiere).

>>18019636
You don't have to post this in every thread.

>>18019636
Isn't this literally from a different thread on the catalogue?

>>18019636
all on liv

I would hope no one would be blamed, it wasn't Liv or Kairis fault. It was just a great example of you can jump off ladders, go through tables, or jump off a ladder through a table and be fine, but even the simplest of moves can take you out for awhile.

Hope Liv recovers quickly.

>>18019636
Fuck this is going to change a lot of plans.

>>18018832
Ofc there shouldn’t be heat on Kairi she basically did a basic trip move, Liv sold it and landed wrong just a freak accident. Kairi been in the game since 2012 she knows what she’s doing.

>>18019636
Maybe having Chelsea or Nia randomly challenging Iyo for the tittle wouldn't be a bad idea.

I love how a 5 foot tall, cute Japanese woman makes this one guy seethe so hard that he makes 15 hate threads about her every time she's on TV.

>>18019704
but enough about Poi

>>18019678
Oh let me guess, you're going to post a screenshot from Reddit now and pretend to be someone else calling yourself out for being a Redditor. And then keep going for 10 threads like the obsessed faggot you are
Don't bother, you already lost.

>>18019734
Are you legit retarded or a shoot schizo?

>>18019734
>you already lost
This is a game only you are playing, anon.

>>18019734
?

>>18019696
i am 1000% sure that as soon as she saw liv got kwabbed chelsea started begging HHH to get nikki at evolution. she has wanted that match SO badly for so long now. she's willing to do a hair vs hair for it (and will obviously job).

>>18019636
Is Roxanne going to take Liv spot as Dom companion?

>>18018301
Thanks for putting me in the pic

>>18020074
>liv injures rhea's shoulder, joins judgment day and takes her man
>about a year later
>roxanne joins judgment day, liv's shoulder is injured and roxanne will take her man
>somehow this will lead to a l4b reunion
like pottery
BRAVO HUNTER

Fucking dissolve Judgement Day already. Nobody cares about Finn or JD and the only one who is going over is Dom.

>>18020158
I began liking JD after he soldiered through that brutal bump.

>>18020226
JD and Dom are fine, Finn is dimeless.

>>18020276
We need a big story twist to glfinally get finn over. Like Roxie steals Dom away from Liv and then cheats on Dom with Finn and eventually fucks Dom out of his title.

>>18020285
Change Roxanne for JD and we are good.

>>18019636
>HHH will feed Iyo to Rhea eventually
Paul pitting his love for joshis against his love for manly jacked bitches

>>18020158
i care about finn and JD more than dom recently. ever since dom decided to go all in on being le tendie man he's lost me. need my irish ace back. REALLY need my prince back.

LMAO YOUR RETARDED WAIFU GOT EXPOSED AS THE FRAUD SHITTER SHE IS LOOOOOOOOL

>>18020327
Jokes on you, my waifu is Finn.

>>18019422
>piped in HO-JO chants in the same cadence as the Goldberg chants

>>18019636
They can salvage the Rox Finn and JD storyline by just Rox taking over Dom, maybe Liv can do segments even while on recovery.
And like others said Charles can work with Iyo and Chelsea with Nikki
Maybe Vaquer with Iyo too despite being faces, tough Vaquer can work well as a heel too.

>>18020327
This isn't the Liv general. She actually doesn't have a general because nobody likes her.

>>18020379
i like liv a lot. don't make fun of her, it was just a crazy accident.

>>18020379
Liv fans know she is the most beautiful and best wrestler on the roster and doesn't need threads to remind others, unlike you desperate joshijeets lmao

Why does Kairi have like, the worst luck in the ring. Hope Liv is okay

>>18020373
I have a feeling they'll slot Roxy into the feud Liv was starting up with Iyo.

>>18021422
Roxy sucks but she is better than the bitch

>>18020413
Sure LivJeet, suuuuuuuuuure

>>18019636
>it's just 2 stories that work without liv
judgement day can work without liv like it was doing 1 month ago, have rox replace liv in the team and flirt with dom more. anyone can replace liv as iyo opponent and the feud with liv, both were set up in one segment, is not like they spend too much time building up this.

>>18022736
It's nice to see Riv in such good spirits

>>18023081
Ho-champ threw her a bone

Damn. Literally an Adam Cole level situation of doing something normal and getting injured. Poor Kairi, she seems to be having the Fénix bad luck of having a match featuring her ending with an opponent injured all of a sudden.

>>18023159
It's the pirates curse, I'm sure of it. I was a bit disappointed we didn't see any sort of reunion celebration with Asuka.

>>18020226
JD and Dom as a team would be dimes